Hello fans and
welcome back to another episode of HCW’s Phoenix Heat. We have a stacked card today and GM Master
Bull comes out to pyro to kick off the show.
Bull says that a lot of great things will be happening tonight. We will have an Elimination Chamber qualifier
between the Unknown Assassin and Biceps Bannerman. There will be a loser leave town match (only
because Wolfman Keg belongs on Tacoma and he really doesn’t want him
here). We will also have the Tag Team
Champions Elitism defending their titles against the Smashers. Lastly, the new Tacoma (temporary) GM King
Rad Gumbo dumped one of his guys on him after taking Superquake Ferguson so
after the Jesse/Wolfman Keg match, he will be announcing who he will be taking
from the Tacoma roster. All this and a
whole lot more will be taking place tonight so without further ado, it’s time
to get this one going.
Pyro goes off once
again and this one begins with Graham’s Ghouls member Wolfman Keg making his
way out to booing from the crowd.
Surprisingly, manager Ant Graham was not there (supposedly he said that
Master Bull didn’t pay for his airline ticket).
Next, Jesse California comes out to a pop from the crowd. He makes his way down to the ring. Neither man wasted any time pandering to the
crowd but after a very slow start (he was lamenting not having his manager
there), Wolfman Keg finally kicked it into gear and gave Jesse a match. Unfortunately it wasn’t enough as Jesse hit
Wolfman Keg first with a Zig Zag followed by a superkick and finally, a
standing dropkick that nearly took Wolfman Keg’s head off. Jesse made the cover and got the 3 count. It looks like Wolfman Keg will in fact be
moving to Tacoma and it works out as he will now be able to reside with his
Ghoul teammates. (11 min)
Master Bull makes
his way out and announces that with Wolfman Keg moving to Tacoma, he will be
bringing in…”the King of Cones” Magnum Kone.
The crowd pops for the announcement and Bull leaves the stage.
Our next match is
ready to go and the fans don’t care too much for this one so a lot of them
exited to go use the restroom or go for snacks.
Scooter J, Wilber Townsend and Otto Ruthless come out first. Scooter J notices a lot of them leaving and
yells at the fans for missing the top talent in the business. Once in the ring, their opponents come out
and the 5th Column (Baron von Blood, Oswald Zimmerman and Karl
Braun) all make their way to the ring.
The fans that remained in their seats (because they were not fast enough
to exit). SJ, Wilber and Otto thoroughly
dominated the column…in fact, it was embarrassing. Wilber and Otto softened up the Column and
then Scooter J went in first hitting Karl with the 10 punches and getting a 1
count and followed it up with an eye rake and went for a cover with his feet on
the ropes getting the pin this time.
Wilber, Scooter J and Otto celebrated in the ring while fans booed and
threw stuff at them. Both teams
eventually left. (9 min)
There was a brief
intermission as the crew came out to clean the ring of the debris that was
thrown in there.
We cut to a video
feed where the Tacoma roster was gathered and witnessed GM Master Bull’s
announcement. There was some
congratulatory remarks as Magnum shook hands with some of the people as he made
his way out but as soon as he exited the building, he was blindsided by
Superquake Ferguson. Superquake beat
Magnum down (the camera quickly pans and we see King Rad Gumbo standing there
laughing) and then set him up next to a van.
Magnum was practically out on his feet so he didn’t see the freight
train that is Superquake Ferguson charging at him and spearing him into the van
rocking it on to two wheels and leaving a huge dent in its side. Magnum crumbled into a heap and medics who
are always on hand in case something like this happens rushed to Magnum’s
aid. The segment ends as Magnum is taken
away in the ambulance and the camera pans back to King Rad who says “’Der you
go Bull. All wrapped up in bandages for
ya” and he just laughs.
We head back to
the ring for our next match. First,
Talon McFrost comes out and is booed.
Next, Steel Curtain member Buzz Steel makes his way out and the fans pop
huge. Talon began the match with some
driving elbow drops and a swinging neckbreaker.
Buzz stunned him with a Buzz Cut and a throw out of ring. Talon stewed and jaw jacked with the fans and
finally got back in only to be sent flying out again. Talon said he’d had enough and walked
away. Talon got counted out and the
match is awarded to Buzz Steel via countout (3 ½ min). Buzz interacted with the fans for a few
moments before leaving.
Master Bull is
back in his office and he’s on the phone.
He slams it down angrily and says that Magnum better not be sidelined or
there will be hell to pay.
We go back to the
ring for our next match. This is an
Elimination Chamber qualifier. First,
Biceps Bannerman comes out and the fans pop for him. Once he makes it to the ring, manager J C
Dykes comes out and the fans go sour.
Dykes tells them to shut up and sit down so that the ‘champion of
champions’ the Unknown Assassin could come out and dazzle everyone with his
prowess. He does come up but that all just infuriates the fans all the
more. Security rushes out to line the
ramp and Dykes and UA head down to the ring.
Right off the bat, Dykes got involved slipping some sort of foreign
object to UA who kept Biceps dazed for the first few minutes of the match. Biceps began to battle back and UA and Dykes
became concerned. UA stepped out of the
ring but remained on the apron and pulled out the foreign object again. Biceps lifted him back in using a reverse
Biceps Crunch but UA popped him with it again.
The Unknown Assassin then hit a Fireman’s Carry Roll and hooked the leg
for the 3 count. The Unknown Assassin
gets the win and goes on to the Elimination Chamber. (16 min)
Unknown Assassin and Dykes celebrated their way to the back as the fans
voiced their displeasure.
The Smashers are
backstage and they complain that it has taken this long for them to get a title
shot. They have dominated in the past
and tonight will be no different when they take the titles back now that they
have their manager MJ back in their corner.
MJ says that Elitism had their run but now it’s time for the REAL team
to take over.
The action in the
ring is ready to continue as Missy Chick makes her way out to the ring to a
mixed reaction from the crowd. Next,
Figgy Newton comes out and introduces Taylor Bella and the fans boo. They collectively flip everyone off and make
their way down. The two wasted no time
in getting this one going and had the fans entertained for the majority of the
match. Figgy tried to provide some
intestinal fortitude to Taylor but Missy shut him down (which the fans popped
for). The next thing we knew, time was
running out. Taylor got desperate and
blasted Missy with a vicious uppercut. She
went for the cover but they only reached 2 when the bell rang bringing this one
to an end. Figgy took Taylor and they
left, disappointed. Missy too eventually
left the ring. (20 min draw)
The Ambassador and
the Tag Team champs Elitism (Reid and Roderick Rothchild) are backstage and the
Ambassador comments that at one time, yes, the Smashers were a dominant team
but that was before Reid and Roderick joined forces to become the ultimate
team. They turned away great teams like
the Column, the Steel Curtain, and so on and now, the Smashers will be just
another set of victims to the top dogs in the business.
It’s time for our
main event. First, MJ makes his way out
and introduces the Smashers. They are
all booed as they make their way down to the ring. Next, the Ambassador comes out with the
champs and after what seemed to be the loudest pop of the night, they too head
down to the ring. The Smashers
immediately attack but the champs fight back.
The champs used their speed to nullify any advantage the Smashers had in
the strength department but this one was practically even through the entire
match. Both teams got in some double
teaming action and even saw MJ and the Ambassador almost square off. 7 minutes in, the champs were doing some
double teaming on Smasher #1 but then Reid got dumped over the top rope to the
floor. Smasher #2 ran over and hit Reid
with the Fall of Man on the floor. Reid
wasn’t able to get up in time and ended up getting counted out. Smasher #2 got in the ring and both Smashers
held their arms high but the ref informed them that titles do not change hands
on a countout and therefore, the Smashers win the match via countout but do not
win the titles. MJ was furious as the
ref handed the Ambassador the titles. MJ
and the Smashers yelled at Elitism as the show came to an end.
Thanks for
reading. More to come.
Here is a preview
of our next show:
Tacamoa Thunder House Show
Tacoma, WA
March 11, 2018 - 5:00 PM
30 Minute Time Limit
The Axe
TNT (Templeton N. Townsend) |
VS.
|
Muscles Thorpe
Muscles Weasley |
20 Minute Time Limit
El Gato Negro (f)
|
VS.
|
Madame Jade (f)
|
20 Minute Time Limit
Scarlett Phoenix (f)
|
VS.
|
Kimberly Kiccsass (f)
|
20 Minute Time Limit
Dr. Red Fang
with Ant Graham |
VS.
|
Ghee Buttersnaps
|
20 Minute Time Limit
Bob "Powder"
Keg
|
VS.
|
Ovaltine Jackson
|
One match is
undisclosed as we think King Rad has something up his sleeve.
**News Flash** We
just got word that GM Master Bull will be in Tacoma for the next show and is
bringing someone with him. I guess we’ll
find out in a few short days.
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