“My
loyal subjects…Your King and Queen have asked you here to show to one and all
that we are benevolent and will treat you right. Now, with that said, there is a show to run
and we will need you, our Tacoma Roster, to band together to put on a show like
no other. Tonight, I ask for volunteers
to represent our great roster and show me and my queen why you are worthy to be
on the same roster as us.” There is
unrest among the roster and the fans start booing Rad. “Now now mah subjects, don’t be dat way. Your King expects loyalty and respect and
I’ll be DAMNED if you start to turn against me.
If you won’t volunteer, I’ll make you work or you can hit the
unemployment line. I will call out a
list of names and ah want you to step forward.
El
Chango
Leon
Teremoto
Mustang
Sammy
Drew
da Canadian Love Machine
Da
Duchess
Candice
Charisma
Davis
da Hoff
Ghee
Buttersnaps
Ovaltine
Jackson
Bad
News Marvin Barnes
Lexy
Flexx
Lady
Hermann
Magnum
Kone
Dr
Red Fang
Red
McNulty
His
lordship takes a breath as the wrestlers he’s called out step forward. “Now, all of you will be wrestling tonight
and I’ll be making up the card as soon as I get back to mah office. The rest of you are dismissed. The roster begins to walk away but not before
“Red Hot” Lucas Johnston comes out and walks down to the ring. He enters much to the dismay of the
King. “What do you want, boy?” Gumbo
states. Lucas points to a lot of the
signs in the audience – the one he settles on is “Lucas got screwed”. The fans pop loud for him. Lucas snatches the mic away from Gumbo. “This Boy should be king and not you. But I’m not one to cry over spilled milk so
you think that you deserve the crown…prove it.
Me and you…one on one.” Gumbo
snatches the mic back. “I’ve got nothing
to prove to you and besides, you can’t fight me as I have not declared it. Besides, you’re not cleared to return to
action (I have not allowed it) so you can just go home right now.” Lucas then grabs Rad by the robe but before
he could do anything, Phoenix GM Master Bull came out. “Hold it. Lucas, let him go.” Bull gets into the ring. “I understand your frustration but you don’t
want to start off by putting your hands on the GM. Go ahead and take off and we can address it
later.” Lucas turns and leaves. Bull continues “Don’t let the power get to
your head, Gumbo. I am the senior GM
until Max returns and we won’t have an abuse of power. Oh, by the way, since you picked Red McNulty
for action tonight, he’ll defend the title against Leiton Snake who just so
happens to be backstage.” Gumbo is furious at the interruption “You can’t tell
me how to run my organization so you are not welcome here. Security, escort this man off campus.” Security comes out (dressed as royal guards)
and leads Master Bull to the back. Gumbo
finishes with “We will have a video montage playing of mah win of the crown
while I go back to mah office.” Gumbo
and Queen Alexandria leave to the fans really booing them but he doesn’t care.
A
video plays (much longer than it needed to be) of Gumbo’s win of the crown at
the Reigning Royalty PPV as well as the dismissing of MJ as his manager from
the following night (all cut and edited to make Gumbo look superior).
Once
the video ended, we cut backstage where El Chango and Leon Teremoto are talking
and they agree to reform the Desperados.
El Chango says he’s tired of getting screwed over and Leon was outright
robbed of the Hardcore title. They were
dominant as tag champs before and they will be again.
Gumbo
then releases the lineup for today’s show.
The
Desperados vs Ghee and Ovaltine
Bad
News Marvin Barnes vs Davis Hoffmeister
Mustang
Sammy vs Drew the Canadian Love Machine
The
Duchess and Lady Hermann vs Candice Charisma & Lexy Flexx
Magnum
Kone vs Dr. Red Fang
Red
McNulty vs Leiton Snake for the hardcore title
The show begins
with fan favorites Ghee Buttersnaps and Ovaltine Jackson making their way out
to the ring. Next, music we haven’t
heard in a long time plays and out comes the Desperados – El Chango and Leon
Teremoto. The fans who remembered them
popped but the younger fans weren’t familiar with them so they were pretty
stoic. The match started off pretty even
although it took El Chango and Leon Teremoto a while to get used to being back
in tag team action. The fans eventually cheered for both teams but for some
reason, King Rad’s lackey Superquake Ferguson came out. He made his way down to the ring and stood at
ringside. When the ref went over to
question what he was doing there, He
produced a piece of paper that he looked over and then shrugged his
shoulders. The match continued and as
time was running out, Superquake decided to get involved. He ended up pulling Leon out of the ring and
then hit a chokeslam on Leon sending him down hard on the mat. The ref didn’t do anything. Ghee hits some pectoral chops on El Chango
but Superquake reached in and hit El Chango with a knockout punch. El Chango drops to the mat. Ghee looks confused but makes the cover and
gets the 1-2-3. Ghee and Ovaltine get
the win. They still seem confused even
when Superquake gets in the ring. He
walks over to Ovaltine and NAILS him with a knockout punch. He turns to Ghee
who tried to flee but Superquake picked him up and hit a HUGE backbreaker. Superquake then departed leaving the carnage
behind him. Eventually all 4 men made
their way to the back. (20 min for the match; 5 extra for the additional
segment)
Candice Charisma
gloats about taking out the Duchess and the Ladies Champion Ravishing
Raquel. She holds (and already signed)
the #1 contenders contract so once Raquel is out of the hospital, she will cash
in her contract.
Our second match
is ready to begin. First, Davis ‘the
Hoff’ Hoffmeister comes out to a HUGE pop from the crowd. Davis
gets into the ring but his time to celebrate is cut short when we hear “I’ve
got some bad news for ya” and out comes ‘Bad News’ Marvin Barnes. The crowd boos him as he makes his way down
to the ring. Davis begins with trying
for a monkey flip but Marvin reverses it and hits a Star Effect Sitout side slam. He then stands over Davis laughing. Davis is up and nails Marvin with a
piledriver. He goes for the pin but
Marvin kicks out at two. Davis stands
over Marvin, picks him up again and hits another piledriver. He makes the cover and this time gets the 3
count. Davis Hoffmeister gets the win in
just 3 minutes. Davis celebrates briefly
before heading to the back. He makes it
to the stage and pumps his arms in the air and turns…right into a KNOCKOUT
PUNCH from Superquake Ferguson. Davis is
out cold. Superquake leaves. Davis is helped up and makes his way
backstage.
The Duchess is
backstage with Lady Hermann and she says that Candice is off her rocker. She says that the wacko needs some serious
help as she’s delusional with violence tendencies. Lady Hermann says that when they hurt
someone, there is purpose behind it.
Candice has none. It goes to show
that some people on the roster (Lexy Flexx) has no idea what she’s getting
herself into teaming with Candice but they will show her tonight.
The next match
begins with Drew the Canadian Love Machine making his way out and the pop he
gets is just as loud as what Davis got. Next,
manager Figaroa Newton comes out and the fans start a “Figgy…Figgy” chant and
that just pisses him off. Next, Mustang
Sammy comes out and the fans boo as he and Figgy (sorry, we just can’t call him
Figaroa anymore) head down to the ring.
Figgy directs Sammy to go on the offensive and he attacks Drew but the
former World Champion held him off successfully. At the 10 minute mark, Drew hits Sammy with
a superkick knocking him out. Figgy then
jumped onto Drew’s back resulting in a DQ.
Drew gets the win although it wasn’t as he had hoped. Mustang Sammy then got up and he and hit Drew
with a steel chair. He held Drew down
until Superquake Ferguson came out again.
Ferguson handed a stuffed envelope to Figgy and then he picked up and
locked him in a torture rack backbreaker.
He held Drew in it until Drew had passed out. He then dropped Drew and then left.
We cut to the GM’s
office where King Rad Gumbo and Queen Alexandria are talking about the
show. Superquake walks in and Rad tell
his “well done” and Ferguson went to stand in the corner waiting to be used
again. The segment ends with Rad
laughing.
The next match is
ready to go. First, Candice Charisma and
Lexy Flexx come out and are booed. Next,
the Duchess and Lady Hermann come out but their reception is a bit better than
their opponents. Candice is pacing in
the ring like a caged tiger. Once all 4
ladies were in the ring, the match began.
Candice and Lexy took the fight to the royals but after 15 minutes, the
royals began to beat the snot out of their opponents and had an offensive run
that went practically 14 minutes. As
the match began to wind down, Lexy tagged herself in and Candice grumpily left
the ring. Lexy connected with a
hurricanrana on Lady Hermann and then showboated before going for the pin. She made the cover but the bell rang before
this one could end. The match ends in a
draw. The Duchess and Lady Hermann left
the ring. Candice climbed back in and
began yelling at Lexy. Lexy tried to
blow her off but Candice attacked her hitting a facebuster. She stomped on Lexy all the while yelling at
her. After the final stomp, she stormed
out of the ring. Lexy had to be helped
to the back. Candice just seems to be
making “friends” everywhere she goes.
We cut to the back
again to Rad’s office and he makes the comment that the Duchess and Lady
Hermann are using the term “royals” and as they are not officially part of
their royal family, that will need to stop.
Queen Alexandria jots some stuff down in a notebook.
We go back to the
ring and we hear “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE” and out comes Dr. Red Fang and
his manager Ant Graham. They are booed heavily
as they make their way down to the ring.
Next, we hear the familiar bell ring of the ice cream cart as Magnum
Kone makes his way down. He stops along
the way to hand out treats to the kids.
Magnum eventually gets in to the ring and the fans cheer him on. As normal, Graham interfered and almost got
Fang disqualified but the ref let it slide.
Magnum knocked Graham out and then took the match to Fang. The evil vampire couldn’t stop the onslaught
without his manager by his side. Magnum
finally hit Fang with the Bomb Pop (power clothesline) and he covered Fang for
the 1-2-3. Magnum Kone gets the
win. As Magnum makes his way up the
ramp, Superquake Ferguson comes out again and stands in his way. Magnum tries to push Ferguson out of the way
but the immovable object isn’t budging.
Magnum warns Superquake to move but he doesn’t. Magnum slugs Superquake
to no avail. Ferguson slugs Magnum and
he shrugs it off. The two begin pounding
on each other and it ends up taking about 12 people to break it up. Neither man gave an inch. It will be
interesting to see where they go from there.
GM King Rad was
watching the confrontation between Superquake and Magnum Kone and he was really
surprised Magnum didn’t fall like the rest.
“Hmm, we’re going to have to work on dat”.
It’s time for the
Main Event. First, Leiton Snake and his
Snake Pit brothers (Niven & Tobias) come out and do the fist bump with
Leiton before he heads down to the ring.
Next, the Hardcore Champion Red McNulty comes out and is booed as he makes
his way to the ring. He hands over the
title and is then asked what type of rules he wanted for this match. Red replied with “Texas Death”. Red immediately attacks Leiton but it’s
reversed and Leiton hit the Sling Blade sending Red into the steel post busting
him open. Leiton continues to kick Red’s
ass but Red removes his eye patch and begins to choke Leiton with it. Niven Snake runs down and slides a steel
chair into the ring. Leiton wiggles out of a bodyslam and hits a pedigree
facebuster onto the steel chair. Red is
out cold. Leiton makes the cover and the
ref counts 1…2…3. Leiton Snake is the
NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION! Leiton holds the
title high but his celebration is interrupted by GM King Rad Gumbo who is
accompanied by Superquake Ferguson. King
Rad sends Ferguson down to the ring to conduct business. In from the crowd comes Niven and Tobias
Snake and they stand with Leiton.
Ferguson looks to the King who makes a motion and Ferguson attacks the
entire Snake Pit. As big as he is
though, the numbers overwhelm him. Just
when you thought Superquake was down and out, he exploded up sending the
members of the Pit flying. He grabbed
Niven and hurled him over the top rope.
As Niven struggled to his feet, he looked up just in time to see Tobias
flying right at him. The two crashed and
fell to the ground. Superquake then
picked up Leiton and hit 3 chokeslams.
He finished him off with a Cutting Edge.
King Rad got on the mic and then announced that Superquake was the #1
contender to the Hardcore title and that he is making this the final match of
the night. The bell rings and Superquake
dominates the new champ. After beating
him senseless for 5 minutes, he sends Leiton to the ropes and then levels him
with a big foot to the face. Ferguson
makes the cover and gets the 3 count.
Superquake Ferguson is the NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION! King Rad joins him in the ring along with
Queen Alexandria and the 3 celebrate as the show comes to an end.
I’m sure there
will be some serious repercussions moving forward so stay tuned.
Here is a preview
of the next show:
Phoenix Heat House Show
Phoenix, AZ
March 7, 2018 - 5:00 PM
The loser is traded to Tacoma
20 Minute Time Limit
|
Jesse California
|
VS.
|
Wolfman Keg
with Ant Graham |
30 Minute Time Limit
|
Baron Von Blood
(Reinhardt Schmitt)
Iron Cross (Oswald Zimmerman) Karl Braun |
VS.
|
Wilber Townsend
ScooterJ Otto Ruthless |
20 Minute Time Limit
|
Buzz Steel
|
VS.
|
Talon McFrost
|
Elimination Chamber Qualifier
20 Minute Time Limit
|
The Unknown Assassin
with Honorable J C Dykes |
VS.
|
Biceps Bannerman
|
20 Minute Time Limit
|
Taylor Bella (f)
with Figaroa 'Figgy' Newton |
VS.
|
Missy Chick (f)
|
For the World Tag Team Titles
30 Minute Time Limit
|
"The Elitist"
Reid Rothchild
Roderick Rothchild with The Ambassador |
VS.
|
Smasher #1
Smasher #2 |
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