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fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Today, we’re proud to bring you to another episode of Tacoma
Thunder. On the show today, we will be having quite a
few of wrestlers challenging for others spots in their respective lineups.
House Show
Tacoma, WA
January 28, 2018 -
6:00 PM
For his spot in the top 10 lineup
20 Minute Time Limit
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Brick
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VS.
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'Bad News' Marvin Barnes
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For his spot in the TV title lineup
20 Minute Time Limit
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Buzz Steel
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VS.
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Superquake Ferguson
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Monroe (US) challenges for Axe spot (World)
20 Minute Time Limit
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The Axe
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VS.
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Superstar Chic Monroe
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Jade challenges Lady Hermann for her spot in the lineup
20 Minute Time Limit
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Lady Hermann (f)
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VS.
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Madame Jade (f)
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20 Minute Time Limit
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Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister |
VS.
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Dr. Red Fang
with Ant Graham |
For the Hardcore Title
Street Fight
No Count-out
30 Minute Time Limit
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Leon Teremoto (Champion) |
VS.
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Ferb Huber
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GM
Max McGillicutty comes out to start off the show to a loud pop from the
crowd. Max tells us that he has breaking
news that he’s actually beating Phoenix’s GM Master Bull to and that is that
the Reigning Royalty PPV that will be on February 11th will actually
be taking place in Phoenix, AZ. To
stack on top of that, a couple of weeks later, they will be hosting a supershow
and that will be coming to you from Tacoma, WA. Before we get to those shows, we have our
lead up shows and it’s very possible that what transpires at these shows could
affect those…we’ll just have to wait and see.
Tonight we have a great line up headlined by Hardcore champion Leon
Teremoto taking on one member of the Huber Clan…cousin Ferb. For now, the show needs to get underway. Max leaves as pyro goes off and our first
match is ready to begin.
Over
the loudspeakers we hear “I’ve got some bad news for ya” and out comes ‘Bad
News’ Marvin Barnes. It’s pretty
apparent that the fans don’t like him and they voice their displeasure. Barnes
is challenging this man for his spot in the World title line up and out comes
Brick. The fans pop for him just
because. He gets into the ring and is
immediately attacked by Barnes. The two
surprisingly stayed pretty even for about 10 minutes until Barnes pulled Brick
out of the ring and smashed him into the ringside steps. After that, Brick struggled to keep up with
Barnes. A couple of minutes later,
Barnes connected with the Bad News but somehow Brick kicked out and that just
infuriated Barnes. He then beat Brick
down and once he was satisfied he’d tenderized Brick enough, he hit the Bad
News again and this time he got the 1-2-3.
Barnes gets the win and moves up in the ranFMkings while Brick moves
down. (16 min)
Backstage,
Davis “the Hoff” Hoffmeister addressed his turncoat of an ex-manager. “Figgy, I will deal with you and that phony
Mustang Sammy all in good time but for now, I get to take on the resident joke
of a vampire Dr. Red Fang. Fang, listen
up. You may think that with that
goofball of a manager you have in your corner you may have the upper hand but I
am a former Hardcore Champ, former Tag Team Champ as well as World Champ. I’ll vampire lunge your @$$ smack dab in the
heart of your ramshackle coffin. Once I
finish with you, Sammy and Figgy…YOU’RE NEXT!”
Our
next match is another challenge for a spot in the top 10 lineup. The giant Superquake Ferguson comes out and
for this match, he is challenging 1/3rd of the 6 Man champs Buzz
Steel for his spot. Ferguson was left
off the top 10 placements so he’s going right after Buzz’s spot in the TV title
line up. Buzz Steel comes out next to a
huge pop from the crowd. He makes a
beeline for the ring and goes face to…um…chest with the Giant. Buzz looks up to see Superquake towering over
him. The bell rings and this one gets
going. Buzz went toe to toe with the
giant and surprised everyone including Ferguson himself. He began getting frustrated and then hurled Buzz
out of the ring. He followed him out
nailing Buzz with a Superquake of a slam on the floor. Ferguson rolled back in just before the count
of 10 and Buzz got counted out. With the
count out win, Ferguson takes Buzz’s spot in the TV title line up. I’m sure Buzz will not be done with him. (9 ½
min win for Superquake)
Scooter
J is backstage and he complains that he’s not on the card today but that lummox
Axe is. He says he can’t understand out
an out of work lumberjack can make in professional wrestling but thinks that
Axe’s time here will be numbered if he has anything to say about it.
It’s
time for the next match and this one has Superstar Chic Monroe (who’s in the
top 10 for the US title) challenges the Axe for his spot in the World title
line up. If Monroe wins the match, the
two will trade spots but if Axe can pull out a win, he’ll hold his coveted
spot. Monroe comes out first as the fans
boo him. Next, the Axe comes out and
gets a pretty big pop from the crowd. He
high-fives with the fans but when he gets into the ring, he becomes all
business. For the first 3 minutes, both
men were pretty even. Monroe then hits
the Axe with a bicycle kick and Axe retaliated with ‘the Axe’ that nearly took
Monroe’s head off. Axe made the cover
and got the easy 3 count. Axe gets the
win in 4 minutes and showed why he’s in line for a shot at the World
title. This of course didn’t sit well
with Scooter J who ran down and tried to attack Axe but Axe dispatched his
former tag partner with easy. Axe tried
to get SJ to come back into the ring and even held the ropes open but Scooter J
shook his head and then backed up the ramp and went to the back. Axe eventually left to a pop from the crowd.
Another
person dissatisfied that she wasn’t on the card today is Candice
Carpenter. Candice couldn’t believe she
was continuously being looked over (she’s actually had her fair share of
matches). She then proceeds to challenge
the Duchess to a match. “You think
you’re so special…you’re not. I am. And since I’m confident that I will beat you
so bad, I need the freedom to do what I need to so I want this to be a no
disqualification match between us. If
you have the guts, you’ll accept and take what’s coming to you. If not, you’ll show everyone the coward I
know you to be.” I guess we’ll get a
response from the Duchess in a week.
Our
next match shifts genders and now we have a ladies challenge match. First, Madame Jade comes out to a pop from
the crowd. She makes her way to the
ring. She calls out Lady Hermann, the
Duchess’ right hand woman challenging her for her spot in the Ladies top 10
lineup. Lady Hermann comes out and
powerwalks to the ring to booing from the crowd. She gets into the ring and begins sizing up
Jade before opening a can of whoop ass.
The can though must have lost its pop as after the first minute of the
match, Jade matched her move for move and ended drawing this one out to its 20
minute conclusion with the bell ringing bringing this one to a draw
finish. By the time the bell rang, Lady
Hermann was getting beat pretty bad by Jade and once her salvation came at the
sound of the bell, she wasted no time in taking off and getting the hell out of
there. Madame Jade stood tall to a pop
from the fans and left shortly thereafter.
Both women retain their respective spots in the lineup. (20 min draw)
Dr.
Red Fang and his manager Ant Graham are backstage. Graham begins to go off on how great his
Ghouls (Fang, Mason the Mangler and Wolfman Keg) are and once they get their
shot at the 6 Man Tag Team Championships, they will rule the roost. Fang interrupts with some snarling and
growling. Graham takes a step back so
that Fang can do his thing but this time, it’s with a twist. “Vampire Lunges…for the Hoff!” rolls off his
tongue with disdain. The two then walk
off camera.
Also
backstage is the Huber Clan. Ferb, Butch
and Junior Huber say that they collectively, are going to destroy Hardcore
Champion Leon Teremoto. Ferb says he
gets first shot tonight but if Leon screws him over, Butch and Junior will get
their shots at him too. They are then
interrupted by the Snake Pit (Leiton, Niven and Tobias Snake) who say it will
actually be one of them who will take the title from Leon. The 6 then get into a shoving match and it
had to be broken up by a gaggle of staffers.
Next,
our match with no real implications begins with the loudspeakers blaring
“VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE” and out comes Dr. Red Fang and his manager Ant
Graham. The two walk down to the ring
amidst booing from the fans but Graham does his best to flip each and every one
of them off as the get into the ring.
Fang snarls and growls and then get even angrier when the music changes
and out comes Davis “the Hoff” Hoffmeister.
Hoff gets a pop that had to be the loudest of the night. He purposely took his time getting to the
ring to further irritate Fang. He got
into the ring and wasted no time kicking this one off. Davis easily owned the first 7 minutes of the
match limited Fang to 3 offensive moves and even one of those was help from Ant
Graham. Graham got in a few extra shots
and that helped Fang out some.
Eventually Fang began to close the gap.
After taking the match to the outside and hitting Fang with a flying
dropkick that sent him into the crowd, Hoff thought things were going his
way. Graham immediately distracted the
ref to give Fang a chance to recover.
Sneaking up though was Mustang Sammy who was hiding in the crowd and he
attacked Davis slamming his back against the steel post. Davis would fight back and hurl Sammy back to
where he came from. He entered the ring
just as the ref turned around. Fang was
almost back in the ring and as the ref began counting, Ant used his cane and
smashed Davis over the head with it.
Davis dropped. Fang crawled back
in and made the cover (hooking the tights for good measure) and got the
1-2-3. Davis had another match
stolen! Fang and Graham didn’t bother to
stick around and left right away. Figgy
Newton (err, I mean Figaroa) helped Mustang Sammy out and he got back in the
ring. He then locked Davis in a version
of the Handlebar (camel clutch) and wouldn’t relent. Finally, those staffers who broke up the
Huber/Snake Pit confrontation backstage made their way out and got Sammy off of
Davis. Before leaving, Figgy bent down
and slapped Davis across the face leaving with a big ol’ smirk on his
face. Davis began to stir and his eyes
glared daggers at his soon-to-be opponent.
Davis was able to leave mostly on his own accord. The fans popped for him. (15 min)
Backstage,
Hardcore Champion Leon Teremoto is being interviewed. He says that in a way, he’s honored that so
many people are clamoring for what he has however, he says he has no plans on
losing this title at any time so he welcomes each and every challenge and
promises to send each and every one of the home empty handed.
It’s
time for our Main Event. First, the
challenger Ferb Huber comes out and is booed.
Next, the Hardcore champion Leon Teremoto comes out and the fans pop for
him. He makes his way to the ring and
the referee announces this will be a Street Fight Rules for the title. Ferb actually overwhelmed the champ due to
his brothers Butch and Junior coming out to join in the fracas. Things even got more complicated with the
Snake Pit came out and began fighting with the Hubers and even took their shots
at the champ. This turned into a major
cluster**** and after Ferb wrapped a microphone cord around Leon’s neck
chocking him out, the ref raised the arm (and it fell) once, twice, three
times. (11 min) The ref calls the match
and “HOLD IT RIGHT THERE” blares and out walks GM Max McGillicutty. “Before you award anything, first, I want to
say that Leon was really at a disadvantage as this was not one on one but more
like 6 on one. Now, granted, the
Hardcore Champ has to be tough but come on, this is a little ridiculous. I want to amend the match now and actually makes
this a best of 3 falls match and now Ferb has to score another fall within the
next 19 minutes in order to become the champion. If he does not and this goes beyond, Leon
will remain champion. The ref restarts
the match and says this one is now “ECW rules”.
Leon must have some great recovery qualities as he looked almost as
fresh as when he walked out here originally.
Although Ferb was giving it his all, Leon was that much better and at 6
minutes in, he used a golf club and nailed Ferb in the gonads with it and then
locked Ferb in Gorilla Hug and Ferb actually tapped out! Leon scores the second fall via
submission. Now the two have one win
over each other and this third fall decides it all. The ref announces that we are now using
Ladder match rules. For the third fall,
Leon was tearing it up smashing Ferb with the ladder every chance he had. 5 minutes in, Ferb climbed to the top of the
ladder and hit a flying elbow drop from the top rung. “HOLY SH*T” chants rang
throughout. Ferb made the cover getting
a 3 count and then began to climb the ladder but at the last possible second,
Leon stopped him. Leon then began
beating the snot out of Ferb but he couldn’t get a pin. Finally, 8 minutes rolled by and Ferb used a
different ladder to trap Leon in the corner.
He then mockingly made his way up the ladder drawing it out. Finally, he grabbed the title hanging above
the ring and is declared the NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION! The fans were aghast. They could not believe it. Ferb takes the title and is joined by his
clan and they celebrate on the stage as the show comes to an end.
That’s
all for this episode. Here is a preview
of our upcoming Phoenix show.
House Show
Phoenix, AZ
January 31, 2018 - 6:00 PM
20 Minute Time Limit
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The Unknown Assassin
with Honorable J C Dykes |
VS.
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Biceps Bannerman
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20 Minute Time Limit
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Ravishing Raquel (f)
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VS.
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Jazz Emmett (f)
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No Countout, 30 Minute Time Limit
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Leiton Snake
Niven Snake Tobias Snake |
VS.
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Butch Huber
Ferb Huber Mountain Man Junior Huber |
For Jesse's spot in the lineup
20 Minute Time Limit
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Jesse California
|
VS.
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Terra Ryzing
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For Roderick's spot in the lineup
20 Minute Time Limit
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Roderick Rothchild
|
VS.
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The Banker
with Ruth Heartless |
For the US Title
30 Minute Time Limit
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The Crocodile Hunter
|
VS.
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Perfect Pecs Stoddard
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