Sunday, January 14, 2018

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2018 #639 – Tacoma Thunder


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  We’ve got a great show lined up for you today that will be headlined by Ladies Champion Taylor Bella (and her manager Figaroa Newton) taking on challenger Missy Chick.  Missy lucked into the match by taking out Kimberly Kiccsass to get the honor. 





House Show

Tacoma Thunder

January 14, 2018 - 6:00 PM




20 Minute Time Limit



"The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo 
VS.
Red McNulty 




For Billy's spot in the lineup

30 Minute Time Limit



Billy Robbins 
VS.
Ice Dagger 




For McGuire's spot in the lineup

20 Minute Time Limit



Hangman #3 
VS.
Muscles McGuire 




For Mason's spot in the lineup

20 Minute Time Limit



Mason the Mangler 
VS.
Ghee Buttersnaps 




For the Steel Curtain’s spot in the lineup

30 Minute Time Limit



Buzz Steel
Starbuck Steel 
VS.
Terra Ryzing
Travis 'Dark Storm' Ryzing 




;sdflglk’lkjlk   For the Ladies Championship

20 Minute Time Limit



Taylor Bella (f) 
VS.
Missy Chick (f) 





Pyro goes off and our show is ready to go.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out to a pop from the crowd.  Max tells us that he has breaking news regarding next month’s PPV.  He said that the name of the event is being renamed from “All Hail the King” to Reigning Royalty and this is because, for the first time ever, there will a ladies battle royal to determine the first ever “Queen of HCW”.  I’m sure other (minor) royalty - Lady Hermann and the Duchess will be ready to go in this match.  Max departs and the show gets ready to go.



The first show of the night begins with Red McNulty making his way down to the ring to booing from the crowd.  Next, over the loudspeakers blares “Gumbo 7:30 says it’s suppa time, bitch!” and the Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo makes his way out with his manager MJ.  The two make their way down to the ring.  McNulty immediately goes on the offensive.  It took Rad a few minutes to get back into the groove of things but eventually he did and gave just as good as he got.  The fans could tell that MJ and Rad just weren’t on the same page and things did not flow smoothly.  McNulty tried to take advantage of that by tossing Rad out of the ring but he was back in pretty quick and immediately locked in the Onion Lock (Muta lock) and he got McNulty to tap out.  The Ragin Cajun gets the submission win.  He and MJ then leave with McNulty following shortly thereafter.  (18 min)



Backstage, Missy Chick gloats to Kimberly Kiccsass that she is the one getting the title match tonight and not Kimberly and she laughs as she skips away.



We go back to the ring for our next match.  Ice Dagger comes out first to his music “Ice Dagger Baby” and he’s booed all the way down to the ring.  He flips off the fans as he gets into the ring.  Next, Billy Robbins comes out to defend his spot in his top 10 line up.  Billy gets a pop from the crowd and looks ready to kick this one off.  Apparently, the timekeeper didn’t get the memo on this one and forgot to change the time limit to 20 minutes so this one had a 30 minute time limit and it was needed to see resolution to the end of this match.  Enough time passed allowing Billy to really kick it into high gear and once he climbed to the top turnbuckle and launched connecting with a flying elbow drop on to the prone form of Ice Dagger, he made the cover to get the 1-2-3. Billy retains his spot in a 25 minute battle.



Backstage, Ladies Champion Taylor Bella and her manager Figaroa Newton (he demands not to be called ‘Figgy’ anymore) walk into the office of the GM and tell Max that since the last match had a longer time limit that her match in the main event would have to be cut short.  Figaroa lambasts Max for the slip up and demands that because of this insult, he postpone Taylor’s match.  Max laughs and says that “No, there is no worry.  See, the good thing with having more matches on the card, we can shrink the time limit of those matches and now the champ will have a full half an hour to do what she needs to.”  Whatever Figaroa and Taylor were trying to accomplish seems to have backfired and now instead of a 20 minute time limit, it’s now 30 and it gives Missy that much more time to try to win the title.  Taylor and Figgy (oops, I mean Figaroa) storm out of Max’s office.



We head back to the ring for our next spot contention defense spot.  First, the challenger Hangman #3 comes out to booing from the fans.  Next, defending his spot, Muscles McGuire comes out with the other members of the Muscles Trio and they are all wearing their rainbow colored bull horns.  McGuire is sporting his “Booty-O’s” T-shirt and gets a good pop from the crowd.  Muscles Weasley and Thorpe stayed behind as McGuire went down to the ring.  Hangman #3 DESTROYED McGuire but could not capitalize with a pin.  When they saw their brother in distress, Muscles Weasley and Thorpe went down the ramp but stayed away from ringside.  There they interacted with the fans drawing the ire from Hangman #3.  They caused just enough of a distraction that forced this one to go to a time limit draw.  Muscles McGuire retains his spot in the lineup.  Hangman #3 leaves and is pissed.  (20 min draw)



We go backstage again and there is a commotion.  It appeared that Red McNulty attacked the Ragin Cajun but both men continued to slug it out until enough of the backstage hands rushed in to break it up.  Max says he doesn’t understand why this couldn’t be settled in the ring so he proposes that at the next Phoenix show, Rad and Red will get to settle their differences within the confines of a steel cage.  The fans pop at that announcement.  Max orders both men to go their separate ways and threatens that if either attack the other before their match, one will be suspended indefinitely.



Another spot challenge match is ready to go.  Challenger Ghee Buttersnaps comes out first to a pop from the crowd.  Next, the lights go dim and eerie as Mason the Mangler with his manager Ant Graham comes out.  Graham leads Mason to the ring and remains at ringside as the Mangler glares menacingly at Ghee.  Mason held the lead for about 13 minutes but then “the King of Cones” Magnum Kone came out and began handing out ice cream to the fans at ringside.  Ant tried to complain to the ref but the ref said he wasn’t going to deprive the kids of their ice cream.  That little diversion gave Ghee what he needed to start taking the match to the Mangler.  As Ghee was getting his momentum going, Ant tried to interfere but Magnum was there to nullify the threat.  The fans popped as Magnum dumped Graham into his ice cream cart and took him to the back.  Mason complained and Ghee slapped on a power arm bar and locked him up to get the 1-2-3.  Ghee gets the win with seconds to spare and moves up the rankings and Mason moves down.



El Gato Negro is backstage being interviewed and questions why Scarlett Phoenix slapped her after their last match.  She feels that maybe they didn’t get everything accomplished they wanted so she tells Scarlett that when she wants a rematch, she’ll get one.



For our next match, the Ryzing Storm (Travis and Terra Ryzing) come out to challenge the Steel Curtain for their spot. Buzz and Starbuck Steel come out for the first time in a long time in front of a Tacoma crowd and they get a massive pop.  They head to the ring but before they can enter, the Ryzing Storm attack them.  The Ryzing storm had the advantage for a whole 3 minutes and then the Steel Curtain kicked it into high gear and there was no looking back.  Starbuck ended taking out Travis with a flying bodypress over the top rope.  Buzz then dropped Terra with a Superman punch and a hook of the leg got him the 1-2-3.  The Steel Curtain are successful in the defense of their spot in the lineup.  The fans pop again for them as they leave the ring.  (8 min)



Max is back in his office and he says that before the card is shown for the Phoenix Heat show, he worked hard to put together an estimated top 10 for both singles men and ladies.  Once the main event concludes, they will have a good idea of what that looks like.



It’s now time for our Main Event.  Missy Chick makes her way out to the ring and she gets a pop from the crowd.  Next, Figaroa Newton comes out to introduce the Ladies Champion Taylor Bella and both of them get the raspberry from the crowd.  They even started a “Figgy” chant.  After hollering for the fans to “shut their pie holes” he introduces the most dominating Ladies Champion ever…Taylor Bella.   Taylor comes out holding her title high while Figgy yells at the fans.  Taylor enters the ring prancing around the ring with her title.  She holds it into Missy’s face and then climbs the turnbuckle as the fans boo her.  Figgy leaves the ring and Taylor hands over her title and the bell rings kicking this one off.  Taylor dominated for the first 7 minutes and then there was a hiccup when Missy tried to retaliate against Figgy.  Not sure what happened as the ref even looked confused.  We now join the match at the 9 minute mark.



===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====



Taylor Bella  (f) rolled OC.

Missy Chick (f) rolled OC.



Taylor Bella  (f) executes a FACE PLANT....

Missy Chick (f) executes a MISSY PLEX....



===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====



Taylor Bella  (f) rolled OC.

Missy Chick (f) rolled OC.



Taylor Bella  (f) executes a SUNSET FLIP....

Missy Chick (f) executes a RUNNING DOUBLE AXE HANDLES....


Taylor Bella  (f) is attempting a pin!!!


1...

Missy Chick (f) kicks out of the pin!


All of a sudden, Kimberly Kiccsass runs down and pulls Missy out of the ring as Taylor distracts the ref.  She hits Missy with the Christo before rolling her back into the ring.  Kimberly then left.


===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====

Taylor Bella  (f) rolled OC/TT

Missy Chick (f) rolled DC

Taylor Bella  (f) executes a SITOUT FACEBUSTER....

Missy Chick (f) attempts to defend against SITOUT FACEBUSTER but is unsuccessful.


Taylor Bella  (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

Missy Chick (f) was pinned by Taylor Bella  (f)!!!


Taylor Bella  (f) wins with a SITOUT FACEBUSTER over Missy Chick (f)!!!


Taylor Bella retains the Ladies title and once Figgy (NO, call me Figaroa) raises her arm as the fans boo and the show comes to an end.


As promised, here is what the Top 10’s look like (note, anyone with a title will not be reflected in here):


Top 10

Men’s (with at least 5 matches; no champions)

1.         Starbuck Steel

2.         Perfect Pecs Stoddard

3.         Ferb Huber

4.         The Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo

5.         The Unknown Assassin

6.         ‘Rowdy’ Roderick Rothchild

7.         Niven Snake

8.         ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild

9.         Jesse California

10.       Billy Robbins



Top 10

Ladies (with at least 5 matches; no champions)

1.     Kimberly Kiccsass

2.     Jazz Emmett

3.     The Duchess

4.     Lady Hermann

5.     Candice Charisma

6.     Starr Vixen

7.     Missy Chick

8.     Lexy Flexx

9.     Scarlett Phoenix

10.  Sarona Reiher / Ravishing Raquel / Madame Jade



Phoenix Heat will be back on Wednesday with the following card:



Phoenix Heat House Show
Phoenix, AZ
January 17, 2018 - 6:00 PM




20 Minute Time Limit


Wilber Townsend
VS.
Sonic Blade




20 Minute Time Limit


Felicia Cummings (f)
VS.
Lavender Gooms (f)




20 Minute Time Limit


Angry Jack Lawson
VS.
'Top Gun' Justin Winger




20 Minute Time Limit


Dude U.S.A. (Mick Rude)
VS.
Dr. Red Fang
with Ant Graham




20 Minute Time Limit


Biceps Bannerman
VS.
Tobias Snake




Main Event for the Tag Team Championship
30 Minute Time Limit


"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild
Roderick Rothchild (Champions)
with The Ambassador
VS.
Adam Jameson
Billy Robbins


Stay tuned.  More to come.

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