Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Well, we seem to have a stacked card for you today. A few champions will grace us with their
presence but no titles will be on the line.
Pyro goes off and it looks like our first match is ready to get
underway.
Talon
McFrost comes out first to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Once in the ring, the Misfits’ music plays
and out comes the Fiend to a pop from the crowd. He enters the ring and the bell sounds
almost immediately. The Fiend and Talon
traded control of the match multiple times but the Fiend ended up on the
offensive more often and with him connecting with the Last Caress (swinging
DDT), he hooked the leg and got the 1-2-3.
The Fiend wins the match but his victory is shortlived as Hardcore
Champion Dr. Red Fang ran down. The
Fiend grabbed him as he entered and with the momentum going, hurled him right
out of the ring on the other side. Fang
screamed from the outside and the Fiend beckoned for him to come back in but
the Doctor had other plans and slunk to the back. (16 min)
Backstage,
King Wilber says he wants his World title shot.
Sonic Blade enters the picture once again and says he has an offer
Wilber can’t refuse. He says he wants
two things from Wilber and is willing to put his career on the line. He wants not only Wilber’s title shot but his
crown vs the career of Sonic Blade.
Wilber offers an alternative as he likes having him around. He’ll put his title shot on the line but
instead of Sonic’s career, he wants Sonic to pledge his allegiance to him and
join him in his fight if he loses. Sonic
accepts and walks off.
We head
back to the ring for our next match.
Wendell Hammerschmidt comes out first to a decent pop from the crowd.
Manager MJ comes out next and introduces Red McNulty and sends him to the ring. Red runs down and attacks Wendell. Red nails an Irish Sickle but doesn’t go for
the pin. Wendell fights back and
connects with a German suplex but Red hurls him out of the ring. He follows Wendell out and hurls him into the
steel steps. Ensuring Wendell wasn’t
getting back up, Red rolled back in and allowed Wendell to get counted
out. Red McNulty gets the win via
countout. (2 min)
A car
pulls up and the Duchess exits and says she’s fighting tonight to get her title
back. Duchess promises Starr that her
time as champion will not be a lengthy one.
The
next match begins with the Smashers making their way out first and they are
booed. Next, the Hollywood Star and ‘the
Gold Standard’ Bruce Biltmore come out next.
All four men fight in the ring until the ref breaks things up to get
this one properly started. Bruce and the
Star got their licks in but the tag team excellence from the Smashers (even
though we hate them) took the match to a new level. The match was granted a 30 min time limit and
the Smashers needed all but 60 seconds to add another tick in the win column
after Smasher #2 hit Bruce with a spinning back elbow. After the match, Smashers 1&2 grabbed the
Hollywood Star and nailed him with the Fall of Man through a table
(conveniently) set up at ringside. The
fans booed as the Smashers left and suits came out to help Star and Bruce from
the ring. (29 min)
The US
champion ‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo shows up and claims a spot on the card
tonight but says he didn’t bring his title so this one has to be a non-title
match. He says it doesn’t matter if the
belt is on the line or not, he will be the one with his arm raised.
We go
back to the right for the next match.
First, Muscles Thorpe comes out wearing rainbow colored bull horns and
interacts with the fans on his way down to the ring. Next, Superquake Ferguson comes out and the
fans are mixed about him. Once both men
got in the ring, the bell rang. Ferguson
was in control for roughly 8 minutes but then once Thorpe nailed him with the
E-Train Running Bodyblock that sent him flying out of the ring, things changed
in favor of Thorpe. Thorpe peppered
Superquake all around the ring and the ring shook violently after Thorpe hit a
huge powerslam. A groggy Ferguson got to
his feet and Thorpe climbed to the top turnbuckle and as soon as Ferguson
turned around, Thorpe nailed him with the E-Train Body Block. Thorpe made the cover and got the 3
count. Thorpe gets the win and then is
joined by his teammates McGuire and Weasley.
They goofed around for a few moments then all left. (21 min)
GM Max
McGillicutty is in his office and makes the match between King Wilber and Sonic
Blade official for next week’s show.
Either Sonic is back in the World title top 10 or he goes into the
service of his majesty.
The
next match kicks off with the Duchess making her way down to the ring. She wastes no time in calling Felicia
Cummings out to get this match started and she regretted every second of
it. Felicia came out and wiped the mat
with the former Ladies champion and the future was looking very bleak for
her. Sensing her leader was in jeopardy,
Court member Lady Hermann ran down and noticed that Felicia’s twin Betsy was
going to get involved so she stopped her and beat her silly. Felicia ran to the aid of her sister and the
Duchess then occupied the ref’s attention. Lady Hermann turned and demolished
Felicia planting her with a DDT on the floor.
The ref then counted and once he reached 10, he awarded the match and
the spot in the top 10 lineup to the Duchess.
Duchess called Lady Hermann into the ring and the two celebrated before
leaving. (9 ½ min; Felicia was winning 56 to 17)
We get
an unexpected treat when World Champion Texas Wildfire comes out and says that
one of our own has been gone for long enough and it’s time for him to return to
the ring. He then introduces former
World Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine.
Drew comes out to a big pop. He
thanks TW for the warm reception. He
says that as the longest reigning (former) champion, he is automatically
entitled to a rematch. He says that at
some point he may cash it in but he wants to work back up to where he will be a
viable threat to TW’s belt and promises the two will meet again. They shake hands and then leave.
It is
time for our main event. Billy Robbins
makes his way out first and gets into the ring.
Next, over the loud speakers blares “Gumbo 7:30 says it’s suppa time
bitch!” and out comes the US Champion ‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo and his
manager MJ. Gumbo climbs the
turnbuckles, poses and flaunts his title in Billy’s face. He hands the title over and the match begins.
We are
not sure why Gumbo insisted on a non-title match as he basically wiped the mat
with Robbins. He really didn’t even need
MJ’s help as he looked in perfect form for this match. Billy put up a struggle at times but Rad was
always in control. 16 minutes in, Billy
got lucky connecting with a flying bodypress.
He tried to do it a second time but MJ choked him in the corner. Billy must have lost a lot of oxygen as he
stumbled into the center of the ring and Rad rolled him up (with a handful of
tights) and got the 1-2-3. Rad Gumbo
wins the match. MJ enters and hands Rad
his belt. MJ raises Rad’s arm and Rad
climbs the turnbuckles once again to pose amidst the booing from the
crowd. With that, the show comes to an
end.
Stay
tuned as there is a lot more coming.
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