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Well, it was not unexpected that there would be fallout from the
PPV. On Day 1, CJ had his ankle injured
by Prestige Inc in a dastardly attack.
Fortunately, it was not broken but he was granted time off to go heal.
Also
taking time off is Phat Sol and former World Champion Drew the Canadian Love
Machine. Both men, well, more Drew than
Phat, had a successful run but with the births of their newborns, they were
both granted a vacation.
The
Stache chose Hollywood over HCW so Max decided that he would be handed a 30 day
suspension (retroactive to 5/1) and he can re-evaluate his priorities.
Handsome
Hernandez has been fired. He was
spouting off at the fanfest and was very unprofessional backstage during the
event. Max realized that there was not
much of a future for him so he just terminated his contract.
Also
heading to the unemployment line are Ms. (former Queen) Beckett and the British
Crippler. Beckett lost her match against
the court and the Duchess was basically paying the Crippler’s salary and she
was unhappy with her performance so she was terminated.
Ravishing
Raquel comes out with Master Bull to start off the show and she tells GM Max
McGillicutty that Ruby has infringed on her “Ravishing” moniker long enough and
it was time for one of them to go. Ruby
Princess comes out and says she’s ready and willing to see Raquel finally leave
and agreed to the match. For 10 minutes
the two of them went toe to toe but after that, Ruby only got in two offensive
moves over the next 7 minutes. Ruby was
getting ready to hit the Ruby’s Simply Ravishing but Raquel reversed it and hit
her own Simply Ravishing. Raquel rolled
her up and got the 3 count. Ravishing
Raquel wins the match and now Ruby Princess is out of a job. Raquel and Bull leave a distraught Ruby in
the ring to say goodbye to her fans. (17
min)
Backstage,
Madame Jade runs into Taylor Bella.
Taylor has her briefcase with her Ladies title contract in it. Jade says that she wants, no, deserves it
more. Taylor laughs at her and says she
can try and take it from her. In walks
Taylor’s new manager Figgy Newton and he tells Jade not to underestimate the
lesser known Bella as she is the one who is the spitfire in that family. Madame Jade asks who the hell he is. Figgy responds “Well sister, I’m the
connection to the Avenue of the Stars – that’s Hollywood in case you didn’t
know. The people I manage will go
straight to the top – both here and over on the west coast. I’m the manager of managers. Yes, I am loud and I carry a megaphone like
my predecessor Jimmy Hart – ‘the Mouth of the South’ did but I’m not from the
south. If fact, I’m ‘the Mouth’. When I talk, people have no choice but to
listen.” Jade stared at him for a moment
with her brow wrinkled and then turned and walked away.
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
Master Bull comes out first and introduces TNT. TNT comes out to a mixed reaction from the
crowd but when Bull prompts them to cheer louder, they direct their venomous
retorts to him. Next, ScooterJ comes out
and once he gets to the ring, he takes a mic.
“You know, TNT, back when you were Turnip, (TNT yells “that name no
longer has any meaning for me”) that he was his first opponent. Now that TNT has “grown up”, he got himself
a mouthpiece who is probably taking all his money and barely leaving enough for
rent. ScooterJ says TNT doesn’t need
Bull. TNT invites ScooterJ into the ring
and the two go at it. The two men were
pretty even for the first couple minutes of the match but then Bull tried to
get involved and got sacked for his trouble.
TNT seemed lost without Bull’s guidance and after hitting ScooterJ with
an uppercut, ScooterJ bodyslammed TNT and using the ropes for leverage, got the
1-2-3. ScooterJ wins the match. Prestige Inc. members Superstar Chic Monroe
and Bishop Ripley hit the ring and beat down on ScooterJ for putting his hands
on Bull. After he was sufficiently
beaten down, TNT hits ScooterJ with the TNT.
Prestige Inc. are joined by Bull and the team stands victorious over
ScooterJ. (14 min)
Steel
Curtain are backstage and actually demand that Max give Pete/Magnum their
rematch today. Buzz Steel says that Pete
& Magnum, if they can work together, can fail once more as a team. Starbuck leans in and says “Word”.
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
First, Madame Jade comes out to a pop from the crowd. Next, Figgy Newton comes out and via his
megaphone, tells the lazy sheep to stand up and cheer the ‘real Bella’ and
introduces Taylor and she comes out acting all regal. Taylor gets in the ring and is told by the
ref that her title contract is on the line in this match. It didn’t seem to faze her. Jade began off strong.
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In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Taylor
Bella (f) rolled DC
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC/TT
Madame
Jade (f) executes a SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK....
Taylor
Bella (f) absorbs the punishment.
Madame
Jade (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Taylor
Bella (f) kicks out of the pin!
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In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Taylor
Bella (f) rolled OC.
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC.
Taylor
Bella (f) executes a ARMBAR....
Madame
Jade (f) executes a FLYING DROPKICK....
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In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Taylor
Bella (f) rolled DC
Madame
Jade (f) rolled DC
Both
Men in rolled DC
Taylor
Bella (f) rolled DC
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC.
Madame
Jade (f) executes a SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK....
Taylor
Bella (f) absorbs the punishment.
Madame
Jade (f) is attempting a pin!!!
Taylor
Bella (f) Reverses the pin!!!
Taylor
Bella (f) is attempting a pin (tries to
hook the tights)!!!
1...
Madame
Jade (f) kicks out of the pin!
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In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Taylor
Bella (f) rolled DC
Madame
Jade (f) rolled DC
Both
Men in rolled DC
Taylor
Bella (f) rolled DC
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC.
Madame
Jade (f) executes a DRAG FACE ON RINGROPE....
Taylor
Bella (f) attempts to defend against
DRAG FACE ON RINGROPE but is unsuccessful.
Madame
Jade (f) is attempting a pin!!!
Taylor
Bella (f) Reverses the pin!!!
Taylor
Bella (f) is attempting a pin (grabs the
tights again)!!!
1...
Madame
Jade (f) kicks out of the pin!
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In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Taylor
Bella (f) rolled DC
Madame
Jade (f) rolled OC/TT
Madame
Jade (f) executes a DRAG FACE ON RINGROPE....
Taylor
Bella (f) absorbs the punishment.
Madame
Jade (f) is attempting a pin!!!
Taylor
Bella (f) Reverses the pin!!!
Taylor
Bella (f) is attempting a pin (this time
grabs the ropes as well as the tights)!!!
1...2...3
Madame
Jade (f) was pinned by Taylor Bella
(f)!!!
Taylor Bella (f) wins
with a Pin Reversal over Madame Jade (f)!!!
Taylor
did not do well in the match but she walked out with her contract intact. Figgy tells her that his surprise
announcement is that he secured her an appearance on the reality show “Total
Bitches”. (Turns out, Taylor only had
the one appearance and did not return as she was NOT the bitchiest person
there). Taylor announces that she is
cashing in her title shot at the supershow on 5/21. She doesn’t care if it’s Starr Vixen, the
current champ or if the Duchess regains it…she will be the next Ladies
Champion.
A
vignette airs of a guy walking down Hollywood Blvd. We hear the familiar clink of spurs hitting
the pavement and we assume it’s the Stache (we only see his back). As he’s walking, a little kid walks up and says
“Hi Stache”. Stache stops and gives the
little buckaroo his hat and keeps walking.
He runs into some more fans and after a moment, hands them his spurs and
jacket. He keeps walking until he stops
in front of a barber shop. He looks in
the window but his reflection is distorted except for, yep, you guessed it, his
stache. He says “Well, I guess now is as
good of a time as any” and walks in.
It’s
time for our main event. First, the challengers
Pete the PUN-isher and Magnum Kone come out but they do it separately. They can’t seem to stand each other. It’s interesting to note their manager the
Ambassador is not there. Next, the Tag
Team Champions the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) come out but the
fans’ reaction has soured a bit (probably because of their changing
attitude). The match begins immediately
and the tension between Pete and Magnum can be cut with a knife. After arguing who was going to start, Pete
jumped in first. Didn’t matter what he
did as the Curtain beat the tar out of him.
He would blind tag Magnum in who would take his fair share of beating
before bringing Pete back in the hard way.
Pete would eventually blind tag Magnum back in and Magnum is about done
with him. Pete slaps Magnum across the face
before pulling his neck and head down and snapping it across the top rope. Magnum staggered back into the ring and
Starbuck hit him with the Round the World (bouncing his head off of all 4
turnbuckles). Starbuck made the cover
and got the 1-2-3. The Steel Curtain
retain and the fans are not all that thrilled with how they got the
victory. (24 min) The Steel Curtain posed in the ring as the
show came to an end.
Thanks
for reading. Things are already
beginning to heat up around here so be sure to come on back.
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