Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Today marks the birthday of one of our wrestlers from the “old days” and
that is the Caped Crusader. We here in
HCW hope he has a great day today.
Kicking
off the show today is Wendell Hammerschmidt who makes his way to the ring
first. Next, the music changes and
Prestige Inc. member Superstar Chic Monroe makes his way out with his manager
Master Bull. Bull points out all of
Wendell’s shortcomings (based on his match at the PPV against Rad Gumbo). The bell rings and Chic goes right on the
offensive. Master Bull kept pointing
things out and Chic got really cocky. 13
minutes in, Wendell had enough of Master Bull and went after him but the
slippery little devil manages to evade his grasp. Wendell rolled back in the ring and after
Chic missed a boot to the face, Wendell hit him with the Red Arrow. Wendell made the cover and got the
1-2-3. Wendell gets the win in 14
minutes. This brought out Bishop Ripley
and TNT and they attacked and beat Wendell down. ScooterJ then ran down with a steel chair in
hand and chased Prestige Inc. from the ring. Bull and his team swore that they
were not done with him…not by a long shot.
The former
ladies’ champion the Duchess calls out Ravishing Raquel for attacking her. She accuses Raquel of hiding behind her
manager (as opposed to her hiding behind the Court) and says that if she ever
wants a face to face, she’ll know where to find her.
Our
next match is ready to begin. 5th
Column member Karl Braun comes out first.
Next, the song “Ice Dagger Baby” (to a variation of Ice Ice Baby as to
not get sued) and Ice Dagger makes his way to the ring. Ice Dagger struggled
with an offense for about 13 minutes but after that, he seemed to find his
groove. At the 19 minute mark, he hit
Karl with the Ice Dagger but Braun got to the ropes. Braun would battle back hitting an overknee
backbreaker. Just as he was going for
the pin, the bell rang bringing this one to a draw. Braun called for the 5th Column to
join him in the ring and just as Oswald Zimmerman and Baron von Blood got to
the ring, Ice Dagger had escaped. ID
pointed to his head and laughed all the way to the back.
Master
Bull is standing outside as a limo pulls up.
‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild and his wife Ravishing Raquel exited the
limo. Bull tells Reid he’s defending his title in the main event. Bull tells Raquel that the Duchess called her
out. She said she’d deal with that nobody all in good time. Reid and Raquel join Bull as they head to the
dressing room.
Back
in the ring, our next bout is ready to begin.
Jesse California makes his way out to a mixed reaction from the
crowd. Next, a distorted voice begins to
laugh and cackle and the Super Shockmaster makes his way down to the ring. Jesse tries for an offensive blitz but SS
shrugs him off. After the 12 minute
mark, Jesse started to wear SS down and started taking the match to him. That went on for 7 minutes with neither man
getting a pin attempt. In the final
minute of the match, Adam Jameson came out and started hollering at SS. The Super Shockmaster was, surprise, shocked
to see AJ out there. He began yelling at
him and then turned around just as Jesse caught him with a famouser leg drop
bulldog. AJ rushed down to the
ring. Jesse made the cover and AJ held
down SS’s leg so he could not kick out.
Jesse California gets the win with only seconds left. Jesse took off as SS began to stir. AJ waited long enough to catch SS’s attention
and then laughed at him while the Super Shockmaster stewed in the ring.
Backstage
with Larry Morton are the Tag Team Champions the Steel Curtain. Buzz says that this is all on the head of GM
Max McGillicutty as he was the one who suspended them when they did only what
the other teams were doing. They fought
back and what do they get for it?
Suspension. Starbuck says they’ve
heard the whining from the Desperados and wonder if they’ve now become
desperate…desperate for one more shot at glory…desperate to become SOMETHING
again. Buzz chimes in and laughs calling
them the Desperate-rados. Both men laugh
as Larry stands there shaking his head.
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
Kimberly Kiccass makes her way out first and she gets booed but she
doesn’t care. Jazz Emmett comes out next
and her reaction isn’t much different.
This one had to be the match of the night as both ladies pulled out all
the stops. Both went for numerous
pin/submission attempts but neither would give up. This one also was going the distance and in
the final seconds of the match, Kimberly connected with a flying hurricanrana
and made the cover. The ref counted 1…2…
and the bell rang bring this one to an end.
This one ends in a draw and while neither lady were happy with it, they
opted not to continue this one. (20 min
draw)
Reid
is back in his dressing room stretching getting ready for his match. Master Bull walks over and lets Reid know
that ScooterJ is in the building. Reid
responds with “I don’t care what pooper-scooter is doing but if he tries to
interfere in my match, make sure Prestige Inc. is standing by.” Bull nods and leaves. Reid chuckles to himself.
We’re
down to the next to last match of the night.
Hangman #3 comes out first and is booed.
Next, the Fiend comes out and receives a nice reaction from the
crowd. The Fiend tells the crowd that
once he secures another win, he’s going after the Hardcore Champion Dr. Red
Fang. Hangman #3 doesn’t like being
overlooked and attacks the Fiend as he enters the ring. Hangman #3 took many cheap shots at the Fiend
and the ref didn’t seem to catch any of them.
10 minutes in, Dr. Red Fang accompanied by his manager Ant Graham came
out and Fang growled and snarled. He
rushed down to the ring just as the Fiend hit Hangman #3 with a flying
dropkick. He turned and started to
jawjack with Fang but Hangman #3 hit a backslide and almost got a 2 count. #3 locked in a hammerlock and turned it into
a pin but Fang held down the Fiend’s leg as the ref counted 1…2…3. Hangman #3 gets the win. Ant Graham handed Hangman #3 a wad of cash
and he was on his way. Fang got in and
nailed the Fiend with a Transylvania Piledriver. He grabbed a chair and wanted to hit another
one but the suits and refs came out to ensure no more damage would be
inflicted. Fang was escorted out by
Graham and shouted as he was led to the back “Vampire Lunges for Everyone!”
Reporter
Clarkus Kentus is backstage with our GM Max McGillicutty. Max says that the Steel Curtain crossed the
line and paid the price. They can blame
anyone and everyone but he is not the bad guy here. However, if they want to see is bad side,
they can keep pushing but they won’t like it when he’s angry.
It’s
time for the main event for the Elitist Title.
One member of the Muscles Trio – Muscles McGuire – makes his way out
first wearing his rainbow colored bull horns and is running out acting all
goofy. Next, Master Bull comes out and
introduces the Elitist Champion Reid Rothchild.
Reid comes out wearing a robe that was parallel to what Ric Flair used
to wear. Reid even went so far as to
yell ‘WOOO’ and then put his hand to his ear when the fans responded
negatively. Reid got a cheap shot in early. McGuire responded with a hurricanrana but
Reid reversed it going for a Reid Bottom but that was also reversed and Muscles
tried for a diving crossbody but that two got reversed when Master Bull stuck
his nose in and provided intestinal fortitude.
McGuire shrugged it off and started to take the match to Reid. He climbed the turnbuckle but Bull hit him
with a chair and Reid then dumped him to the floor. McGuire wasn’t able to make it back in before
the count of 10 so the match is awarded to Reid as a countout decision. Master Bull joined him and they both
celebrated until ScooterJ came out with a chair and threatened to get in the
ring. Prestige Inc then ran down but
ScooterJ dropped both Bishop and Chic with the chair. He motioned for TNT to come get some but Reid
attacked him from behind. Reid motioned
to TNT who picked up ScooterJ but started to seem reluctant. Master Bull told him to finish it. TNT still hesitated. Reid got in his face and told him to finish
ScooterJ. TNT picked up ScooterJ who by
now had recovered and then plated TNT with a DDT through the announce
table. Reid and Bull were astonished and
tried to go after him but he took off through the crowd laughing all the way. TNT recovered pretty quickly and was
pissed. The show came to an end with all
of Prestige Inc. staring as ScooterJ made his way through the crowd.
That’s
all for now. Things continue to stay
interesting around here so come on back.
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