Hello
fans and welcome to our SUPERSHOW coming to you from Denver, Colorado. This is our 550th issue of the
Wrestling Newsletter and what better way to kick off a MILEstone than to be in
the Mile High City. The show begins as
GM Max McGillicutty comes out in front of a sold out arena to thank the fans
for attending while the Colorado weather tries to figure out if it’s still
winter or spring. Max says that tonight.
4 titles will be on the line with one of them being the 6 Man trophy. Max is cut off as Master Bull, the Elitist
Reid Rothchild and his wife Ravishing Raquel come out on stage. Master Bull makes fun of the fans saying
they’re on a ‘Rocky Mountain High’ and is surprised most of them could find
their seats amidst the ‘haze’ in the arena (just what are you hinting at Master
Bull?). Bull says that he and Reid have
been kept off TV and he demands to know why.
Raquel chimes in saying that ever since the Ladies title was stolen from
her, she never got the rematch she deserved being the ONLY woman last year to
even be considered for the Woman of the Year award and wonders if this is how
Max and the HCW treat those with such a prestigious honor. Max tells them that it was Reid and Bull who
have been told to show up and they always came up with an excuse not to. Max then addresses Raquel telling her she did
get the rematch against former champion Kimberly Kiccass but Kim KICKED her
ASS. Reid jumps in telling Max he can’t
speak to his wife that way. Max then
tells Reid to simmer down and go eat some Rocky Mountain Oysters (the fans
laugh and start to chant RMO, RMO, RMO).
Reid tells the fans to shut their pie holes and they are fortunate to
have them in the building. Reid says he
has a major announcement and then tells the world that tonight, he will begin
scouting HCW talent as he starts on the path to reform Prestige Inc. He and Master Bull will begin scouting
tonight from his new dressing room and once they find those worthy enough to
join him, he will make his choices known.
Bull, Reid and Raquel all then leave the stage. Master Bull follows and pyro goes off and the
show begins.
The
Snake Pit (Niven, Leiton and Tobias Snake) all come down to the ring dressed in
black. They enter the ring and stand unified…like
a Shield. Manager Ant Graham comes out next and
introduces the 6 Man trophy champions the 5th Column. Baron von Blood, Oswald Zimmerman and Karl
Braun come out and are booed pretty heavily.
Ant hollers at the help to bring the trophy to the ring. The champs enter the ring but the Snake Pit
goes right on the offensive. Ant helped
get his team back on track but the Pit just kept the pressure on and put the
champs on the defensive. After Ant got
caught sticking his nose in, Niven blasted him with a Superman punch much to
the delight of the fans. After Tobias
took out Karl Braun with the Dirty Deeds and Leiton took out Oswald with a Curb
Stomp, Niven hit Baron with a back suplex side slam and made the cover to get
the 1-2-3. The Snake Pit wins this one
and becomes the NEW 6 Man Tag Team Trophy winners. They celebrate in the ring to the delight of
the fans and then take the trophy to the back.
The 5th Column appear very unhappy with their manager and
they actually storm off without him. Ant
makes his way back on his own. (18 min)
Backstage,
TV champion Handsome Hernandez says that he let that loser ScooterJ stew for
weeks and now he finally will get his match but the Handsome one says it
doesn’t matter as he’s walking out with the title tonight regardless.
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
First, Jerry Saunders makes his way down to the ring. We cut right to the back where Hardcore
Champion the Stache is and GM Max stops him to tell him that if he is
successful tonight, he will get the next shot at Drew the Canadian Love
Machine’s World title. Stache is pumped
and heads down to the ring (there was a shadow lurking backstage but we never
saw who it was). He gets in and when
asked what type of rules he wants for this match, he says “Brawl Games”. For 10 minutes, it seemed like the Stache was
distracted by the thoughts of a World title match as Jerry went toe to toe with
him all that time. Jerry grabbed a
baseball bat but the Stache got it from him and smashed him in the ribs with it
and then tried to weaken him with the Handlebar (camel clutch). He went for a quick pin but Jerry got his
foot under the ropes. However, that bat
shot took all the wind out of Jerry’s sails and the champ took over. Stache destroyed him for 4 minutes and then
locked in the Handlebar again but Jerry looked like he was passing out. Stache released him and went for a pin and
got the three count. The ref then
counted to see if Jerry would get up by 10.
He did not so the Stache is awarded the win by KO and secures a title
shot at Drew. He looks ready. (14 min)
The
Ambassador is backstage with the Tag Team Champions Pete the PUN-isher and the
King of Cones Magnum Kone. Larry Morton
who’s conducting the interview reminds the Ambassador that he cannot interfere
or his team will lose the belts. He says
he has all the confidence in the world in his team and they will overcome. The Ambassador and his team leave. Larry questions if the Ambassador is working
off of ‘alternative facts’.
Elsewhere
backstage, the Crocodile Hunter confronts the Savior and is about to beat him
senseless but the Savior has another idea.
He says that if Croc wants him in the ring, bring a partner and he’ll
bring one and then he’ll determine if Croc is ready for 1:1 action against
him. Croc storms off and the Savior
laughs.
We
head back to the ring for the rematch for the TV title. Former champion ScooterJ comes out and gets a
decent reaction from the crowd. The new
champion Handsome Hernandez comes out and he is booed as he parades down to the
ring. ScooterJ immediately goes on the
offensive but Hernandez shuts him down pretty quick. For 4 minutes, Hernandez looked like he was
going to own this match but a superkick from ScooterJ quickly changed that and
owned the champ for 14 minutes.
Hernandez locked in a Cross Armbreaker and basically nullified
ScooterJ’s arm. Hernandez kept up the
pressure for another 12 minutes and it looked like this was going to go a full
30 minutes but for whatever reason, Hernandez, after hitting a tilt-a-whirl
backbreaker, pulled up ScooterJ at the 2 count when he clearly had him
pinned. Hernandez was going for a double
foot stomp but instead ate a superkick from ScooterJ. ScooterJ (painfully) hooked the leg and was
able to get the 1-2-3. ScooterJ defeats
Hernandez to reclaim the TV title. He
takes the title holding it high and then leaves the ring and Handsome Hernandez
behind. (27 min)
Starr
Vixen is backstage and calls out Kimberly Kiccass for taking the cheap route to
win but then congratulates the Duchess on her strategy to claim the title. She tells the Duchess she’s not done in the
title hunt and Duchess had best keep an eye out because she’s coming for that
title. Queen Beckett walks over and says
she’s tired of Starr being the weepy little nobody. She challenges her to a match tonight. Starr says she’ll accept but only on the
condition that if she wins, Queen Beckett must disband the Queen’s Court. Queen Beckett laughs and accepts the
stipulation.
We
head back to the ring and The Crocodile Hunter and his partner Outback Oscar
make their way out to a huge pop from the crowd. Next, the Savior comes out and is booed. He introduces his tag team partner for the
evening ‘Superstar’ Chic Monroe. The
Savior says that his team is superior however if the Aussies can somehow defeat
them, he will give Croc a match anytime, anywhere. The Savior would not start the match against
Croc so Oscar had to. Early on, Oscar
got injured but was unable to tag out so the Savior and Chic totally destroyed
him for 15 minutes. Finally, Croc makes
the hot tag (after all previous attempts were thwarted by their opponents) and
goes to town taking out Chic. The Savior
gets tagged in and he blindsides Croc and then hurls him into the steel
post. Croc struggles to get to his feet
but catches a spinning heel kick from the Savior who then makes the cover and
with a handful of tights, gets the 1-2-3.
The Savior and Chic Monroe win this one and the fans really show their
displeasure. As Chic leaves (his
commitment to the match is complete), the Savior gets on the mic saying how
Croc is not in his league and gets NOTHING.
He laughs and starts to walk away but Croc catches him and drops him
with the Prince’s Throne. He then locks
in an ankle lock and the Savior is screaming in pain. Croc demands a 1:1 match and the Savior
accepts. As soon as Croc let him go, he
rolled right out of the ring and limped his way to the back. (18 min)
Backstage,
the Mexicali Flyers (Tornado en Fuego and El Dragon Insano) say that they came
so close to defeating the champs but tonight marks a turning point things will
never be the same. (Pretty cryptic…)
We had
back to the ring for our next match.
This one will have Queen’s Court monarch Queen Beckett finally going 1:1
with her former ‘lackey’ Starr Vixen.
Starr proposed that if she wins, Beckett must disband the court. Beckett counters that if she wins, not only
must Starr rejoin HER court, but will resume the role of ‘lackey’ and not say
another word. Starr totally went to town
and handed her Royalness the beating of her life. It’s a wonder how Beckett remained in power
with such a horrendous performance. Just
when the Queen was mounting an offense, Starr charged her and dropped her hard
with a vicious clothesline. Starr makes
the cover and gets the 1-2-3. Starr
Vixen wins the match and per the stipulation, Beckett must disband HER court. This brought out both Lady Hermann and the
British Crippler. Her Ladyship and the Crippler
got in the ring and after Beckett recovered, they began to close in on
Starr. All of a sudden, the Ladies
Champion the Duchess comes out. Beckett
seems really annoyed as the Duchess gets in the ring. Beckett turns to her teammates and orders them
to take out the upstart (the Duchess).
They begin to move towards the Duchess who says “You heard her, remove
the upstart.” Hermann and the Crippler
immediately turn and attack and beat down Queen Beckett. WHAT THE HELL? The Duchess is standing there laughing. Lady Hermann takes the Queen’s crown and
hands it to the Duchess. It seems that
the Duchess has just taken over the Court.
The Duchess looks and smiles at Starr Vixen but then turns and leaves
with the court without further incident.
Starr leaves next and Beckett had to be helped from the ring. (9 min for
the match; 15 total for the segment)
GM Max
McGillicutty comes out to thank all the fans for attending and promises to
return to Colorado in the near future.
It’s
time for the Main Event. The Mexicali
Flyers come out first but wait…something looks different. They LOOK different. I know the camera adds 10 lbs but this is
ridiculous. The Ambassador comes out
with the World Tag Team Champions Pete the PUN-isher and ‘the King of Cones’
Magnum Kone. As the champs tried to say
something was up, the Flyers went on the (very aggressive) offensive. The Ambassador got in a few licks but stayed
off the ref’s radar. The Flyers had even
changed their wrestling style and it looked more like…nah…couldn’t be! The Flyers held the advantage for the match
until the Desperados came out and attacked the champions resulting in a DQ
against the Mexicali Flyers. El Chango
and Leon Teremoto then turned their attention to the Flyers and beat them down
also. The Desperados then left. Pete and Magnum retain their belts once again
in questionable fashion. The Flyers took
off after the Desperados as the Ambassador and his team celebrated in the
ring. The show then came to an end.
Thanks
for reading. Be sure to come back for
our next show as we return back to Phoenix.
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