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Today’s show begins as Southern Belle makes her way out. She takes a mic and calls out Lexy Flexx. Lexy appears on stage asking what Belle
wants. Belle issues her a challenge for
her title spot and she is doing that now.
Lexy heads to the ring seemingly put out. Belle really went to town on her opponent and
Lexy couldn’t believe she was on the losing end. She ends up bailing out of the ring and gets
counted out. She thinks she outsmarted
Belle but once the ref awards the match and new spot to Belle, she gets all
flustered and tries to complain but no one seems to listen. Belle moves up in the rankings while Lexy
moves down. (4 ½ min)
The
Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo arrives with his manager MJ. Gumbo says he’s not waiting
to get into the ring so he calls out Dude USA Mick Rude and challenges him for
his spot. That match will be later.
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
Superquake Ferguson comes out first to a pop from the crowd. His opponent Mason the Mangler comes out next
snarling (um…who does he think he is…Dr. Red Fang?) and hits the ring and
immediately attacks Ferguson. Ferguson
battles back and even keeps Mason’s ferocity in check. Ferguson and Mason end up brawling outside of
the ring and then Superquake HURLS Mason into the crowd. Ferguson makes it back in just before the 10
count and wins this one via countout. (5
½ min)
Backstage,
the Desperados (El Chango & Leon Teremoto) say that they will prove that
the Mexicali Flyers are up to no good and if given the chance, they will
unmasked them.
It’s
time to return to the ring for more action.
Ice Dagger makes his way out first to a so-so reaction from the
crowd. Next Adam Jameson makes his way
out to a pop and he’s still wearing bandages from the attack by the Super
Shockmaster. Adam looked like he hadn’t
lost a step and he outwrestled his opponent.
Ice Dagger looked more like an ice cube (and a melting one at that)
however, it seemed that he wasn’t putting his all into this match. Finally, AJ caught him with a spin kick and
he made the cover to get the 1-2-3. Adam
Jameson gets the win. (18 min). A loud cackling reverberates as the Super
Shockmaster makes his way to the stage.
He is laughing. Adam takes off
after him but SS stands his ground. Adam
attacks but SS overwhelms him and drops him with a vicious helmet smash to
Adam’s face busting him open once again.
SS wipes AJ’s blood on the other side of the mask, laughs some more and
then leaves as medics come out to check on AJ.
The
Mexicali Flyers are backstage and they don’t understand why people are confused
by their appearance. El Dragon Insano
says that when wrestling in the US, you have to bulk up and that explains why
they appear different. Tornado en Fuego
says their wrestling speaks enough for them so they are done talking.
It’s
match time again and it stars with manager MJ leading the Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo
down to the ring as “Gumbo 7:30 says its suppa time bitch”. Next, Dude USA Mick Rude comes out to a pop
since they don’t care for Gumbo. Gumbo
waits until the bell rings and goes right on the offensive. MJ provided plenty of advice for Rad and he
took it all to heart. In fact, Rad DOMINATED the match and Mick Rude couldn’t
do anything outside of try to just stay on his feet. MJ finally called for the finish and Rad
locked in the Cottonmouth Clutch. Dude
USA appears to pass out so Rad let go and made the cover to get the pin. Rad Gumbo wins the match and moves up in the
rankings. Rad takes the mic and tells
Texas Wildfire that he’s coming after that US title. (15 min)
The
Elitist Reid Rothchild and his manager Master Bull approaches CJ and tells him
to apologize. “For what?” CJ asks. Reid replies “For saying I steal
gimmicks”. CJ chuckles. “Well, you do.” Reid gets pissed. “Take it back.” CJ replies “No.” Reid is adamant. “I said take it back.” CJ stands up and gets into Reid’s face. “And I said no.” Master Bull says “You’ll be sorry” and he and
Reid walk away. CJ sits back down and
says “o….k….”
Backstage,
the Axe storms into GM Max McGillicutty’s office. Axe says that Talon McFrost is NOT in his
league and if he had 30 minutes, he would have proved he could beat him. Max counters and says that it’s very possible
Talon would have beaten him had it gone to 30 minutes. Axe stares blankly at Max and shakes his
head. Nevertheless, he wants a rematch
against Talon. Max says he will grant it
for the next show. For now, he has a
show to run so he tells Axe to take a hike.
Axe storms out. Max then turns on
the monitor so he can watch the next match.
The
Desperados (El Chango & Leon Teremoto) come out first and are booed. Next, the Mexicali Flyers (Tornado en Fuego
& El Dragon Insano) come out and get one of the loudest pops of the
night. The Desperados attack them before
they can get into the ring and this one is off like a shot. The Flyers fought back and even took the lead
a few times. Leon and El Chango both
tried numerous times to remove the Flyer’s masks. El Chango actually got El Dragon’s off but he
was wearing a second mask underneath.
Leon nailed Tornado with a spinebuster and tried to unmask Tornado en
Fuego. The Flyers just about had
enough. El Dragon threw a chair into the
ring to Tornado and he blasted Leon with it causing the DQ. The Desperados win this one via DQ. El Chango pulled Leon out of the ring and the
two chose not to get back in with Tornado wielding a chair. The Flyers tried to get them to come back but
the Desperados chose to leave instead.
(11 ½ min)
Ant
Graham is backstage with the 5th Column and he says that all is good
with them. Karl Braun looks at his
manager and his upper lip curls. Graham
says the Column is united and they will dominate as never before.
We
head back to the ring for our Ladies match of the evening. Scarlett Phoenix comes out first to a good
pop from the crowd. Next, the British
Crippler comes out and she’s with the new leader of the court – the
Duchess. Duchess gives some words of
advice and then leaves. The Crippler
hit the Crippler by Nature but only got a one count. After that, Scarlett pretty much handled the
Crippler with no problems. Scarlett
dazzled the Crippler with her speed connecting with flying bodypresses, and
victory rolls. Finally, the Crippler
locked in a rear naked choke but as she was trying to take Scarlett to the mat,
the Phoenix came to life connecting with the Black Widow. Scarlett made the cover and got the 1-2-3 and
the win. She celebrates with the fans
before leaving. (14 min)
Max
was watching the match from the back and he agreed that the Flyers do in fact
look different. He begins to question if
something is up. Max places a call to
his forensic investigator Gardinia Blue and asks her to start looking into it.
It’s
time now for our main event involving 6 man tag team action. First, led to the ring by their manager Ant
Graham comes the 5th Column (Baron von Blood, Karl Braun &
Oswald Zimmerman). Ant seems to have everything
under control. Next, their opponents
come out and Otto Ruthless, Ivan Dragovich and Wendell Hammerschmidt all come
out to a pop from the crowd. The Column
yell at the fans to shut up but that only makes them get louder. The ref announces that this match will have a
30 minute time limit as the previous two matches were so short. It didn’t take long for Ant to get involved
and paid the price with Ivan locking him in the Accolade. The Column used that as a distraction to
weaken their opponents. Karl Braun took
Otto to the outside and planted him with the Flying Krautline. Baron and Oswald double-teamed Wendell and
after hitting the Flatliner, Oswald made the cover to get the 1-2-3. The 5th Column win this one. All of a sudden, 3 men ran out. It was Ice
Dagger, Mason the Mangler and Dr. Red Fang.
They immediately attack the 5th Column beating them
down. The new team also dispatched
Wendell and Ivan. The new team stood
over the column and Ant Graham crawled back into the ring. Graham then FIRED the Column from his employ
saying they never protected him. Now, he
has 3 people who will. Ant Graham now
manages Ice Dagger and Mason the Mangler now it seems along with Dr. Red
Fang. Fang tried to yell something into
the mic (maybe “Vampire Lunges for everyone”) but the mic was shut off much to
his dismay. (19 min for the match; 8
additional for the segment)
With
that, the show comes to an end. I’m sure
the Column will have a response for their former manager soon.
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