Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
After our Supershow in chilly Denver, we head back sunny Phoenix,
AZ. GM Max McGillicutty gave us a tidbit
of information and it’s really above and beyond anything we could have
thought. Max says that he did some
wheeling and dealing and was able to secure another location for a show later
this month. He was able to get out of
the 4 corners and after lengthy conversations with local promoters, Max secured
a deal for HCW to go to MONTREAL, QUEBEC CANADA! That is HUGE news that I’m sure World
Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine and his former tag team partner the
Savior will be ecstatic to return home.
Max says that show will take place on 3/19.
The
show starts off with pyro and our first match is ready to begin. Adam Jameson makes his way out first and is
followed by his opponent Super Shockmaster.
SS comes out and is booed pretty heavily. He doesn’t care. He is here to wreak havoc and pick up a
paycheck. AJ used his speed and never
allowed SS to get in one offensive move at all.
AJ nailed a gut buster and followed it up with a springboard face smash
and then sent SS out of the ring. AJ
launched himself over the top rope onto the Super Shockmaster on the
floor. He made it back in by 10 but SS
did not so the match gets awarded to Adam Jameson via countout. (2 ½ min).
As AJ celebrated in the ring. Super Shockmaster ran back in and hit him
with the Galactic Splash. He then
headbutted AJ multiple times until AJ was wearing a crimson mask. SS then began laughing and wiped AJ’s blood
on his mask. He then walked away.
We cut
backstage to Max’s office. The Elitist
Reid Rothchild and his manager Master Bull walk in and ask Max if he would be
allowed to pick the opponent for his next title match. Max says yes as long they as they are in his
top 10. Reid confirms that if the person
is listed in his top 10, he can pick whoever he wants. Max is getting irritated. “Yes” he says. “Hey, we’re just making sure we are playing
by your rules” says Master Bull. Max
stands up. “Look at the current lineup,
you can defend the title against anyone on there. Does that make it any clearer?” Bull asks “And if that person doesn’t show
up, Reid wins by forfeit, right?” Max
exasperated says “Yes”. “Ok” Reid says
and he and Master Bull leave. Max shakes
his head asking “what was that all about?”
Master
Bull and the Elitist Reid Rothchild walk down and enter the ring. Reid announces that he got permission from
the GM to pick his opponent for tonight.
He pulls out a piece of paper with the names of the wrestlers in the top
10. “Ok, I choose…. Starbuck Steel. Oh Starbuck…where are you?” Starbuck’s music plays but he is not there. Max storms out on stage with a mic in
hand. “You can’t choose him as he and
his brother are on suspension.” Reid
counters with “But you said that if they are listed in my top 10, I can
choose.” Max replies “He’s not here
because of the suspension…you can’t choose him.” Bull interjects “But he CAN and because of
the exact wording that YOU used, he will.
He is on the active roster and you never flagged him as
‘ineligible’. Timekeeper, ring the bell
to start this match if you would”. The
bell rings and the ref counts to 10 and has no choice but to award the match to
Reid. “Now, since I’ve fulfilled my
title defense obligation for this month, I don’t have to do anything until next
month. Thanks Mr. GM.” Bull and Reid leave the ring laughing.
Backstage,
the Duchess talks about taking over the court and how Beckett was an unfit
leader unlike her who is a multi-time champion. She says she will bring back prestige to the
Court.
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
First, Sarona Reiher makes her way to the ring and is followed out by Madame
Jade. Madame Jade looked fantastic in
the match keeping Sarona on the defensive for her offensive but Sarona began to
wear her down. Sarona was able to nail
Jade with a Samoan drop in the last few seconds of the match but Jade was too
close to the ropes and easily got a foot on the ropes to break the pin attempt
and the bell then rang bringing this one to a close. This one ends in a draw. Both women get a standing ovation from the
fans who appreciated the show they put on.
(20 min time limit)
Back
in the interview area, the Hardcore champion the Stache is cutting a promo
addressing his upcoming match against World Champion Drew the Canadian Love
Machine and we see a shadow moving in the background. It seems this shadow has been stalking the
Stache. WHO or WHAT IS IT???
Heading
back to the ring for more action, we have Dr. Red Fang vs Travis Ryzing. Ant Graham comes out first with the Dr. who
exclaims “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE”.
He is booed but he doesn’t care.
Travis ‘Dark Storm’ Ryzing comes out next and he gets a pop only because
of who he’s facing. Well, this match was
anything BUT uninteresting as Fang tore right into Ryzing and never let
up. Ant Graham didn’t have to do
anything and let Fang go to town. It was
a massacre. At one point, Fang pulled
Ryzing out of the ring and nailed a Transylvania piledriver on the floor. He wanted to keep up the fight but his
manager sent him back into the ring. The
unconscious ‘Dark Storm’ never got up and Fang was awarded the match via count
out. Graham joins him in the ring and
the two celebrate. The ring announcer
tried to interview both men and Fang snarled at him. “I bet our champions are sitting at home
punching keys (aka on their computers).
I’d like to punch THEM!” Ant asks
how the sheep (fans) would book Dr. Red Fang in today’s world of sports
entertainment and the fans respond with “YOU SUCK”. Graham gets pissed. Fang exclaims “I am a LEGEND in HCW. Your opinions are insignificant.” The fans don’t let up so Graham and Fang
leave. (7 ½ min for the match; 15 total
for the segment)
Backstage,
a bloodied up Adam Jameson demands a rematch against the Super Shockmaster.
We go
back to the ring for our next match. Ravishing
Raquel appears on the stage with her husband The Elitist Reid Rothchild and her
‘advisor’ Master Bull. Bull gives her
some words of advice and she heads down to the ring. Taylor Bella comes out next to a pop from the
crowd and for whatever reason, she’s carrying a lemon. She gets into the ring
and Raquel immediately attacks. Taylor shrugs her off and grabs the lemon and
rubs some of the juice in Raquel’s eyes.
Taylor goes on the offensive pulling out all the stops. 9 minutes in,
Raquel connects with a moonsault but is still feeling the effects of the lemon
juice. She manages to lock in a
Ravishing Armbar but Taylor connects with a sunset flip. She somehow hooks the leg and gets the
1-2-3. Taylor Bella gets the win. Raquel begins to recover but Taylor sees the
writing on the wall and departs. (10 min)
Backstage,
El Chango & Leon Teremoto - The Desperados claim they are the #1 contenders
and for two shows straight, the Flyers get a title shot and what the hell was
up with their appearance? Did they put
on weight? Leon says this needs to be
brought to Max’s attention.
Back
in his office, Max sees numbers being down and realizes it’s due in part because
of the Steel Curtain’s suspension. Max
places a call to the Steel Curtain and says he’ll drop the suspension. Buzz replies and says “no, it’s ok. For now, keeping the Steel Curtain off the
show is ‘best for business’ so hopefully the business will flourish. We’ll be back at the end of the month.” Buzz hangs up the phone. The Desperados walk in and El Chango tells
Max that he seriously needs to look at tape of the Flyers as he thinks
something is hokey there.
It’s
time for our MAIN EVENT. The challenger,
the Hardcore Champion the Stache comes out to a huge pop. He enters the ring. World Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine
comes out next and the pop is even louder.
Drew climbs each of the turnbuckles posing with his belt. He then faces the Stache in the middle of the
ring and the two shake hands. Only the World
title is on the line tonight. The match
begins.
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC
The
Stache rolled DC
Both
Men in rolled DC
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC
The
Stache rolled OC.
The
Stache executes a THROW OUT OF RING....
The lights
then go off and are off for about 5 seconds.
When they come back on, the Stache is out cold in the ring and Drew is out
on the outside. The ref, confused,
begins to count.
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine is on the outside.
The ref begins the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine is counted out!!!
The
Stache wins with a THROW OUT OF RING - Count Out over Drew the Canadian Love
Machine!!!
Unfortunately, the
belt does not change hands on a countout.
Stache recovers first and wonders what the hell is going on. All of a sudden, a man dressed all in black
attacks and drops the Stache with a piledriver.
The masked man stands over the Stache and then removes his hood. HOLY COW…It’s… DR. RED FANG! Fang screams “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE” as
the show comes to an end.
Thanks for
reading. Stay tuned as I’m sure there
will be fallout from this.
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