Sunday, March 26, 2017

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #557


Hello fans and welcome back out our HCW newsletter.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out first and says that he will allow the Savior and Croc to pick each other’s opponents (just not themselves).  The Savior gets to pick tonight’s opponent and the Crocodile Hunter gets the next show.

Our first match is a challenge for placement in the world title line up.  The challenger Texas Wildfire comes out first and gets a HUGE pop from the crowd.  Defending his spot, Jerry Saunders comes out next and is booed.  As was expected, TW owned the match and only needed 6 minutes and a hangman’s clothesline to get the 1-2-3.  Texas Wildfire is now in the top 10 lineup for the World title and the Best of 5 will start at the next show.  (6 min)

Backstage, the Hardcore Champion the Stache arrives and is told he’s in the main event tonight defending his title against ½ of the Tag Team Champions Pete the PUN-isher.  The Stache laughs saying he thought he was going to have a challenge tonight.  He’s reminded that the Ambassador will be in Pete’s corner.  “Ok, now this will be interesting” the Stache says and continues on his way to his dressing room.

Our next match is ready to start.  Master Bull and ‘the Elitist’ Reid Rothchild come out to scout.  Handsome Hernandez makes his way out first.  Music plays and “Ice Dagger Baby” plays over the loud speakers and the Ice Man Cometh.  Dagger makes his way down to the ring.  Hernandez, the aristocrat, wants to impress Reid so he can be considered for Prestige Inc.  Hernandez could not believe that Dagger was going toe to toe with him.  After glancing over at Reid and Master Bull who seemed a little bored, got Dagger in the Cross Armbreaker and made him tap out.  Hernandez gets the win via submission and sees that Reid and Bull looked impressed and were taking notes.  Hernandez smiles and leaves.  (11 min)

Bull and Reid remain at ringside as we cut to our backstage segment.  The Savior walks into Max’s office and says he knows who he wants Croc to fight.  Max asks who and the Savior says “his own partner… Outback Oscar”.  He laughs and then walks away.  I guess we know who Croc will be taking on later.

We go back to the ring for the next match and Baron von Blood comes out first.  Next, Ivan Dragovich comes out and he gets a small pop from the crowd.  These two still have bad blood between them.  They waste no time going after each other.  For roughly 8 minutes, Ivan threw the Baron around like a rag doll.  After Baron dropped Ivan with a blitzkrieg stunner, things went his way.  Baron kept locking Ivan in the Modified Gas Chamber (submission hold) but Ivan wouldn’t quit.  Finally, Baron hit Ivan with the Nuremberg Neckbreaker and with his foot on the ropes, got the 1-2-3.  Baron von Blood wins this one.  He gets his arm raised and then leaves pretty quickly.  (14 min) 

Reid tells Bull they have to stick around as his wife is up next.

Felicia Cummings comes out first to a small pop from the crowd.  Next, Ravishing Raquel comes out and the fans are split 50/50.  Half of the crowd cheers her but half are not happy with her change in attitude.  Raquel doesn’t seem to mind and she goes right on the offensive.  The match stayed pretty even throughout.  Master Bull goes to stand up to go to her corner but Reid has him sit back down.  In that brief distraction, Betsy Cummings who was hiding under the ring pulled Felicia out and slid in.  She then executed an (illegal) switch rollup and with her feet on the ropes, she got the 1-2-3.  The ref looks at Betsy thinking something didn’t look right but Betsy left the ring pretty quick.  Felicia took off through the crowd as to not be seen.  Raquel was extremely pissed off.  (13 min).  Raquel takes the mic and challenges Felicia to a rematch.  We’ll have to wait and see what Felicia’s response will be.

Master Bull and Reid Rothchild then left and headed to the back.

Outback Oscar comes out first for the next match and gets a pop from the crowd.  His opponent (and tag team partner) the Crocodile Hunter comes out next to a slightly better pop from the crowd.  The two partners shake hands but just before the match could begin, the Savior comes out to go sit at commentary.  The two kept the match pretty clean much to the Savior’s dismay.  He kept screaming at them to get them to fight but they refused.  As the match was nearing the time limit, Outback Oscar, clearly frustrated with the Savior’s constant yacking, rolled out and slugged him much to the delight of the fans.  The bell rang immediately thereafter signaling this one ended in a draw.  Oscar rolls back in and shakes his partner’s hand much to the delight of the fans.   Croc waves at the Savior smiling and then departs while the Savior gets up rubbing his jaw.  (20 min draw)

Upon evidence provided by Gardinia Blue, Max believes the Steel Curtain have been wrestling under the guise of the Mexicali Flyers and feels they need to be disciplined for wrestling under suspension.  Max calls the Flyers asking them to be at the next show.

It’s time for our MAIN EVENT:  First, the Ambassador comes out and introduces ½ of the Tag team champions Pete the PUNisher.  Next, the music from ‘Bonanza’ plays and out comes the Stache to what seems the loudest pops of the night.  The Stache makes his way to ringside and then warns the Ambassador to not get involved.  The ref asks the Stache what type of match he wants and he chooses ‘Ladder Match’.   The belt is then raised above the ring.  Ladders are brought out but Pete goes right on the offensive but the Stache easily thwarts any offensive attempts.  Pete managed to battle back after catapulting Stache into a ladder.  For 10 minutes, taking in the advice from the Ambassador, Pete started to tear into the champ.  He went for many quick pin attempts in hopes of wearing out the champ.  Things started to go the champs way after he nullified the PUN-ishment.  A couple of minutes later, the ref got hit by a flying ladder and was out.  Once he started to wake up, the Stache turned it up to 100.  He took a ladder and using it, hit a baseball slide to Pete’s groin.   Stache goes for the pin but Pete kicks out.   Stache hits the Whiplash and goes for a pin but only gets a 2 count.   Pete tries to throw Stache over the top rope but it is reversed and Stache hits the Caballero and tries for a quick pin but Pete grabs the rope.  Pete hits the PUN-ctuation and then begins to climb the ladder.  The Stache follows him up and prevents him from grabbing the belt.  Stache then nails a superplex from the top rung of the ladder and then both crash down to the mat.  The Stache makes his way up the ladder (dragging out the suspense) and then finally grabs the belt bringing this one to a conclusion.  The Stache retains his belt and celebrates on top of the ladder.  (24 min)

All of a sudden, Dr. Red Fang rushes out and tackles the ladder sending the Stache flying from the top of the ladder straight onto the announcers table.  The table gives way with a tremendous crash.  Fang picks up the belt that was dropped and as the show was ending, screamed “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE!”


Thanks for reading.  These feuds are really starting to shape up.  See you on Wed.

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