Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
After taking a show off, both the Hashtag King CJ and the Masked
Gentleman each had words for each other.
Let’s get that out of the way now so we can begin our show.
CJ
“Ohhhhh
did i touch a nerve... is that fear i hear in your voice.... or did reality
just kick in that youve somehow some way won a few matches got a little gold
and now common sense has kicked in and you realize you actually have to perform
in the ring...and after you lose it all and miss samantha gets a taste of…well,
my royal scepter…your gonna realize your not half the man you think you
are.....As you can see the hashtag....the king...#CJ is not impressed or
intimated by the masked homo....and is actually looking forward to taking
everything the mangaloid chimp has...”
Masked Gentleman
“Pfft,
bring it. I am not scared nor worried, King CJ is ugly, so Miss Samantha will
not even go with him...in fact she might bring her beauty products with
her...*MG Whispers into Miss Samantha's ear, and she nods and walks off to go
...ummm....do something...*All the names, the masked mistress, the masked homo,
masked gimp, pfft, I will just add tallies to how many times I heard those
names thrown at me from the arena I fought in before I came to HCW, nothing new
I haven’t heard, now they are coming from a #DishRag Queen. Pfft, I had craps that were more of a fight
than you pal, you have NOTHING that I am worried about. Miss Samantha and I are
quite comfortable in accepting your challenge, you thought it would scare me
away, pfft, when I go to the arena I have to fend off guard dogs in leashes, so
a Lumberjack Strap match is nothing...then I have to battle within fences with
the riff raff like yourself in these cages of fences, so a Steel Cage is
nothing to me, and the 3rd match> Max has got NOTHING That I cannot handle,
so worried am I? Pfft...just another day for MG."
With
their war of words out of the way, our show can begin.
Match
#1: Kicking off the show today is a tag
team match. First, the newest team to our
roster…the Mexicali Flyers (El Dragon Insano & Tornado en Fuego) make their
way out first to a deafening pop. Next,
the Ambassador comes out and introduces the World Tag Team Champions Pete the
PUN-isher and the King of Cones Magnum Kone who come out with their belts but
those titles, as the Ambassador is quick to remind us, are not on the line
today. He leads the champs to the ring
amidst the booing from the crowd. The
match starts off with Magnum taking on El Dragon Insano. For 20 minutes, both teams stayed relatively
even. Although the Ambassador tried to
get involved a few times, it had minimal impact. We join the match at the 21 minute mark.
=====
In the 21st minute of the match: =====
Pete
Punsher aka the Pun-isher rolled DC
El
Dragon Insano rolled OC/TT
El
Dragon Insano, Tornado en Fuego double
teaming for 2 rounds.
El
Dragon Insano is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
El
Dragon Insano executes a DDT.... and then hurls him out of the ring to Tornado
waiting on the floor…
Tornado
en Fuego is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Tornado
en Fuego executes a FLOATOVER DDT ON CONCRETE....
Pete
Punsher aka the Pun-isher attempts to defend against Double Teaming. but is
unsuccessful.
El
Dragon Insano, Tornado en Fuego are double teaming for 1 more rounds.
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In the 22nd minute of the match: =====
El
Dragon Insano rolled OC.
Tornado
en Fuego rolled DC
Pete
Punsher aka the Pun-isher rolled DC
El
Dragon Insano is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
El
Dragon Insano executes a EYE RAKE....
Tornado
en Fuego is a defensive (DC) double teamer.
Tornado
en Fuego does nothing for the round.
Pete
Punsher aka the Pun-isher attempts to defend against Double Teaming. but is
unsuccessful.
Double
teaming ends.
=====
In the 23rd minute of the match: =====
Pete
Punsher aka the Pun-isher rolled DC
El
Dragon Insano rolled OC.
El
Dragon Insano executes a FLYING DROPKICK....
Pete
Punsher aka the Pun-isher attempts to defend against FLYING DROPKICK but is
unsuccessful.
El Dragon
Insano is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Pete
Punsher aka the Pun-isher was pinned by El Dragon Insano!!!
El
Dragon Insano wins with a FLYING DROPKICK over Pete Punsher aka the
Pun-isher!!!
The
Ambassador is pissed on the outside of the ring and he quickly escorts his
charges to the back. The Mexicali Flyers
are now in line for a tag team title shot.
They celebrate with the fans before leaving. (23 min)
US
Champion Texas Wildfire arrives and is told he’s in action tonight but his
title is not on the line. He asks who
his opponent is and is told Canada’s own The Savior. He says OK and heads to his dressing room to
get ready.
Match
#2: We go back to the ring for our next
match. Newcomer Ice Dagger makes his
way down to booing from the fans to music called “Ice Dagger Baby” (yep, same
familiar tune another musician claimed he DIDN’T steal). It ends and more familiar music begins and
out comes the Hashtag King CJ. CJ shakes
hands with the fans before he is attacked by Ice Dagger starting this one off
early. Much to the surprise of the King,
Ice Dagger stayed even with him even powering out of the guillotine choke
submission. With all the cheating Ice
Dagger did, CJ finally got fed up and dropkicked him right in his face. He made the cover and got the 1-2-3. King CJ gets the win and celebrates before
leaving. (16 min)
The
Fiend arrives and is told he is getting his rematch for the Hardcore title
tonight and the Masked Gentleman’s not happy about it. The Fiend says he doesn’t give a rats-ass
what makes MG happy or not but tonight, he reclaims his property.
Match
#3: This one begins with Talon McFrost
in the ring already. His opponent comes
out as the “Theme from Bonanza” blares over the loudspeakers and the Stache
makes his way down to the ring to a huge pop from the crowd. He gets in to the ring and climbs each
turnbuckle posing for the fans. Finally,
he gets his gear off and the match begins.
For 11 minutes, Talon hung right in there with the former World Champion
and that surprised the Stache. After
dropping Talon with a Rodeo Roundhouse Kick, he went for a pin but only got a
count. Talon nails a short arm
clothesline but Stache drops him with the Rodeo Kick again and this time,
Stache gets the 3 count and the win.
After the match, Stache extended his hand to Talon who shook it in a
great show of sportsmanship. (15 min)
Backstage,
Hollywood Star & Bruce Biltmore are arguing with Leiton and Niven Snake
about who is getting the next title shot.
GM Max McGillicutty walks over and tells them, neither are with this
attitude but tonight, they will have a match and the winner of that will in
fact, be next in line for a tag team title match. Both team look satisfied. Max says “That match is tonight so you all
better go get ready.” Both teams rushed
off.
Match
#4: The Savior makes his way down to the
ring and once in the ring, takes the mic saying that he’ll beat Texas Wildfire
tonight and make himself the #1 contender and once he wins the title again, he’s
renaming it once again the Saskatchewan Heavyweight International Title (or
S.H.I.T. for short). TW makes his way to
the ring and his pop rivals that of what the Stache got. This had to be the closest match of the
entire night so far. These guys went toe
to toe for a full 20 minutes with neither getting the upper hand. Both men had the fans on the edges of their
seats for the whole thing. Just as the
time was winding down, TW locked in a standing armbar but the Savior reversed
it and nailed a powerbomb. Exhausted, he
was a tad too slow to make the cover and only got a one count before the time
limit expired. The fans applauded both
competitors. We are sure these two will
have a hell of a match if they ever meet up again. Both men left on their own. (20 min time limit draw)
Backstage,
MG is screaming from his dressing room:
“Max, Where’s my Prime Rib? Where
the HELL are my teal M&M’s?” His
cries went unanswered.
Match
#5: Hollywood Star & Bruce Biltmore
vs Leiton & Niven Snake for the next TT title shot. The Hollywood Star and The Gold Standard
Bruce Biltmore head to the ring first to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Next, the Snake Pit (Leiton, Niven &
Tobias) all come out and stand together on the stage. The all put their fists into the air like a
salute. Leiton and Niven nod to their
brother and then head to the ring. The
match begins almost immediately with all 4 men duking it out. Finally, the ref gains control and sends
Leiton and Bruce out of the ring. The
Snake Pit managed to control the pace of the match and because they are
brothers, they were able to keep the fresh man in the ring. Dominating as they were, the Pit could not
keep the Star and Bruce down. The match
ends up ending in a draw but the Hollywood Star wasn’t ready to call it
quits. Star hurled Leiton and Niven out
of the ring but as soon as he turned around, Tobias was there and nailed him
with the Dirty Deeds. Tobias joined his
brothers and they headed to the back.
They retained their spot in the tag team lineup. (20 min)
GM
Max McGillicutty says that he expects to make an announcement at the next show
about HCW going on the road again. He
also says that MG and King CJ will have their first of 3 fights and he knows
the fans will not be disappointed. We
are also told that #CJsRoyalScepter and #DishRag are trending worldwide.
It
is time for Match #6 which is our main event for the Hardcore title. The Fiend makes his way down to the ring and
is cheered pretty heavily. Next, Miss
Samantha comes out in an evening gown and introduces her man, the Hardcore
Champion The Masked Gentleman. MG comes
out wearing a ‘Ric Flair styled’ robe and he saunters down to the ring. The ref asks what type of match this will be
and MG replies with “Lights Out…and after I put out this loser’s lights, Corned
Beef Hashtag CJ, you’ll be next.” The
match was closer than MG would have liked but he held a slight advantage over
his opponent. The Fiend looked really
good and took the match to the champ.
During the bout, the Fiend had a good run with neutralizing the Welcome
Mat, hitting the Last Caress for a 2 count and then took MG out of the ring and
after pulling up the padding, hit a piledriver on the floor. MG was out for a few seconds but got
perturbed with the Fiend and he ended up getting counted out. The Fiend wins the match via countout but
does not win the title. The Fiend
complained to the ref but MG was quick to get in and nailed him with the
Welcome Mat. While standing over the
Fiend, King CJ ran out and attacked MG but it was almost like he was waiting
for him. MG hit King CJ with the Welcome
Mat THREE times. Miss Samantha then
walked over and bent over King CJ and put duct tape over his mouth. MG then kicked CJ out of the ring. He and Miss Samantha celebrated as the show
came to an end.
Thanks
for reading. I’m sure this is NOT over
between MG and King CJ so I recommend staying tuned in. *Editor’s Note: Next issue will be a day early as to not
interfere with the ‘big game’.*
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