Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Well, last show was a real doozy with seeing “MG Unmasked” to the first
of three battles between the King of HCW CJ and his nemesis the Masked
Gentleman and a main event that saw the Axe go to the “dark side” because he
didn’t get what he was looking for. Such
is life. For today’s show, we are happy
to say that neither King CJ nor MG will be here. It seem that it took longer than expected to
get CJ freed from the ticket dispenser and his glue encrusted cocoon. . Once he finally got cleaned up, he didn’t
look much different that this…
MG
is not here because he’s getting prepared for the cage match at the next show. GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that HCW
is going on the road again and the next show will take place in Las Vegas, NV. After a bit of pomp and circumstance, the
show kicks off with our first match of the evening.
Match
#1: Bishop Ripley makes his way down to
the ring (he’s moving a little robotic) to a mixed reaction from the fans. His opponent Adam Jameson comes out to a much
bigger welcome. Right off the bat
though, AJ underestimated his opponent and Bishop used that to control almost
the entire match. After AJ neutralized
a superkick, Bishop came back with a flurry of moves starting with a Reverse
Frankensteiner (went for the pin but AJ kicked out at 1), a Tiger Suplex (went
for the pin but got a 2 count) and finally hits the British Airways and this
time AJ’s shoulders stayed down for the full 3 count. Bishop Ripley gets the win. (13 min)
Backstage,
the Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo is here with his manager MJ and he says that he will
continue to move up in the top 10 until he is the #1 contender to the World
Champ and then will TAKE that belt as his own.
Match
#2: We head back to the ring for our
Women’s match. First, fan favorite El
Gato Negro comes out to a good pop from the crowd. Next, Starr Vixen comes out and she too is
welcomed with open arms. The two meet in
the ring and shake hands before the match begins. Right off the bat, El Gato tossed Starr into
the corner and charged but Starr moved and El Gato nailed the ringpost with her
arm. Starr drops her with a clothesline
and then immediately locks in a scissored armbar. El Gato taps almost immediately. This one ends fast in just 2 minutes via
submission. After the match, Starr
helped El Gato to the back to look at that arm.
Backstage,
Desperado member El Chango says that tonight, he gets a shot at the US title
held by Texas Wildfire. Tonight he
proves that he is not only a tag team champ but a singles champ also once he
wins the title.
Match
#3: We head back to the ring as Billy
Robbins makes his way out to a good pop. Next, Dude USA Mick Rude comes out to an OK
reception. This was another very quick
match as Mick hit Billy with an elbow smash just above his eye which opened a
cut. He then locked in the Surfboard and
Billy, blinded by the blood flowing down his face, tapped out. The cut looked nasty and Mick apologized
after the match but medics took care to get Billy to the back quickly. (2 min)
Max
states that with the last two matches going a whopping total of 4 minutes
combined, he will add another match to the card tonight with Rad Gumbo taking
on Jerry Saunders. If Saunders wins, he
retains his spot in the lineup. However, if Rad wins, he is catapulted to the
top of the leaderboard.
Turns
out that Phat Sol has been off the show for a bit as he and his wife just
welcomed a baby. Congrats (didn’t know
he was married).
Match #4:
The Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo and his manager MJ make their way out and they
are booed pretty heavily. Gumbo yells at
the fans that the title is now in sight.
Jerry Saunders comes out next and the fans don’t care for him either
(he’s wearing a shirt that reads “I’m here to wrestle” on the front and “Not
make friends” on the back). Both start
off by nullifying each other’s moves and we have a staredown going on in the
ring. Rad goes over for some “advice”
and he comes back and blasts Jerry with a foreign object. Rad goes on the offensive but Jerry is quick
to battle back. Both men end up going
over the top rope and land hard on the floor.
MJ is quick to help Rad back up. Jerry barely makes it back in
time. After peppering Rad with lefts and
rights, he hits the ropes going for a Frankensteiner but Rad reverses it and
traps him in the Onion Lock (Muta Lock).
Jerry ends up tapping out. Rad
Gumbo wins the match and skyrockets to the top of the list. (7 min)
Drew
makes an appearance via the Omegatron calling the Axe a coward for attacking
him like he did. He says that if he
wants another shot at him, he’s all game.
Match
#5: Angry Jack Lawson storms down to the
ring and he is booed. He hollers back at
the fans with obscenities (the foul mouthed jerk). Next, Outback Oscar makes his way down and
the fans pop huge for the man from Australia.
Oscar was dominating his opponent and Jack didn’t care for that so he
hurled Oscar out of the ring and followed.
He then began ramming Oscar into the steps and whipping him into the
ringside barrier. He finally rolled back
into the ring just as the ref counted to 10.
He awards the match to Jack as a result of a countout. (6 ½ min)
Backstage,
the Crocodile Hunter is playing a game (Grand Theft or something like that) on
his PS-whatever. He is whooping and
hollering as he blows things up and “kills” things off. The Savior walks by and thinks this poor
deluded soul doesn’t understand the “evil” he is involved in. The Savior then attacks the Crocodile Hunter
beating him down. He destroys the game
console for no other reason except saying that he needs to be “saved” and will
be shown the “TRUE way” (which he now says will be his canon).
Match
#6: In a rare singles match, one half of the Tag Team Champs Pete the PUN-isher
comes out for his match. He is
accompanied by his tag team partner Magnum Kone & their manager the
Ambassador. By the way they acted, you
could tell they were back in unstable territory. The Ambassador kept pleading for them to
“hold it together”. Sonic Blade makes
his way out and receives a huge pop from the crowd. Magnum is off chatting with the fans and
that pisses Pete off. Sonic starts off
like a BOOM and begins to dismantle Pete.
Pete hollers for Magnum to do something.
Finally, Magnum climbs into the ring and the ref is questioning what is
going on. Magnum walks up to Pete and
SOCKS him in the mouth knocking him down.
The ref has the bell rung and says that he had to disqualify Sonic Blade
for outside interference. Magnum grabbed
his title and left as Pete (rubbing his jaw) and the Ambassador were left in
the ring. (6 ½ min)
For
the first time ever, an advertisement is run for something NOT HCW
related. An ad runs promoting a game for
wrestling fans called Pro Wrestling Superstar.
“Pro Wrestling Superstar is a unique simulation of professional
wrestling where you're the promoter! All
the action of live matches right on your PC!
It
is time for our Main Event. First, the
challenger Desperado member El Chango comes out accompanied by his tag team
partner Leon Teremoto. The music changes
and out comes the US Champion Texas Wildfire.
The crowd pops and it is deafening.
The champ controlled the match for the first 9 minutes but after El
Chango caught him with a shooting star press, the challenger took over. El Chango hit the champ with everything in
his arsenal but TW wouldn’t stay down.
18 minutes in, Leon tried to “assist” and ended up getting thrown out
from ringside. The challenger kept the
pressure on and didn’t let up. 27
minutes in, El Chango tries to toss TW from the ring but it’s reversed and TW
hits El Chango with a bionic elbow. He
then followed it up with the Hangman Clothesline and with a hook of the leg,
got the 1-2-3. Texas Wildfire retains
his belt in this very hard fought match.
(28 min)
That’s
all for this show. Sunday’s show will be
taking place in Las Vegas, NV. See you there.
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