Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
This is the final show before our PPV this weekend. As a reminder, the PPV will actually take
place on Friday and Saturday and Sunday will be the final show of the
year. The owners and GM Max McGillicutty
have been gracious in giving the roster time off during this family oriented
holiday and they (including Masked Gentleman) deserve the time off.
The
show kicks off and as the pyro goes off, our first match is immediately underway. Pulling opening duty is Ivan Dragovich vs The
Crocodile Hunter. Ivan comes out to a
good pop. Croc comes out second and he
too is well received by the fans. Ivan
was definitely the more aggressive right from the get go but things went sour
when Karl Braun from the 5th Column came out on stage and began
taunting Ivan. Ivan took off out of the
ring to confront Braun (who left) and Ivan got counted out. Crocodile Hunter wins this one in 6 min via
CO decision. Ivan keeps heading to the
back to find Braun.
We
cut to the back in Max’s office and standing there with him is none other than
the Stache. The fans pop when they see
him there. The Stache asks Max to let
him be in the PPV. Max says he has a spot
but questions if he should put him in a match.
The Stache requests a match against the Wraith. “You know a match between he and I would be
golden but if you’re concerned about putting asses in seats, I can bring a
special guest and then not only will the PPV be a sellout, it will break all
PPV records and be the highest rated show ever.
He is no stranger to these fans.
He will put even MORE asses in seats…the show will sell out but he will
get you the extra views on PPV.” He
writes the name down on a piece of paper and hands it to Max. His eyes go WIDE and he immediately agrees. Max says “I’ll let the Wraith know that he
has a match at the PPV.”
We
go back to the ring for our next match.
First, the Fiend comes out and he’s looking like he’s in a better mood
now that he’s back on a winning streak.
His opponent tonight is Jesse California. The Fiend looked sharp and owned the match
against Jesse but the longer it went on, the Fiend began running out of
steam. The Fiend went for the Devil’s
Reign but Jesse reversed it and nailed a superkick out of nowhere. Jesse immediately hooked the leg (and maybe a
bit of the tights) and got the surprising win over the Fiend. Jesse gets his arm raised and he leaves. The Fiend looks disappointed and slowly makes
his way to the back. (15 min)
Max
tells the Wraith that the Stache is back and wants a match at the PPV. At first, the Wraith scoffs until Max shows
him the piece of paper of who will be in Stache’s corner. The Wraith’s eyes go all wide and he says
he’s in but first he needs to make a phone call. Wraith calls ??? and asks him to be in his
corner. At first there is hesitation
until the Wraith (turning from the camera) tells him who the Stache will have
as his partner and we DISTINCTLY hear the reply over the phone but we won’t
print that here as to keep up the suspense.
If you really want to know, order the PPV now (the event is SOLD OUT).
Our
third match begins with Outback Oscar coming our first and then followed by
Pete the PUN-isher. Pete tries to lay
out some puns but the mic gets shut off before he can start. Compounding that, Magnum Kone and his helpers
Haagen & Daas make their way out and distribute ice cream to the fans at
ringside. This of course infuriates
Pete. For about 7 minutes, Pete was
aggressive and barely gave Oscar time to catch his breath. He then stopped and jaw jacked with Magnum
but as soon as he turned around, Oscar leveled him and when on an offensive
tear. Now it was Pete’s turn to have his
ass handed to him. Pete almost had an
opportunity after connecting with the Combing the Desert (Spaceballs reference)
but seeing Magnum hand out his FAVORITE flavor ice cream (PB&J), he got
irate and yelled at Magnum. Oscar turned
him around and hit a spinning elbow drop.
Oscar hooked the leg and got the 3 count. Outback Oscar gets the win. Magnum, feeling he accomplished what he
wanted, left with his team. (19 min)
HCW
forensic analysist Gardinia Blue approached Max and told him she found out what
was going on and took him to the Masked Gentleman’s locker room. After knocking (rather hard) on the door, MG
came out and asked what they wanted. Max
and Gardinia Blue began questioning MG why he was putting all these charges on
Max’s cc. Turns out MG is “using” Max’s
cc to cover incidentals that were supposedly spelled out in his contract but
Max had yet to provide. Max tells him
the gravy train has ended. MG says you
can’t talk to the Hardcore champ that way.
Max says he’ll do one better…if MG loses at the PPV, not only will he
lose the title but will have to pay back all the charges he made. MG counters and says that if he retains, he
wants his setup re-established. Max
agrees but he has to pin or make TW submit; the deal is off if MG skates out on
a DQ or countout. Max then produces the
new M&M’s MG asked for but they are mislabeled. They say "#BlackNBlueSucks"
on some and the others say "Says TW".
MG sees this and gets all huffy and storms back into his dressing room…without
his candy.
It’s
time to head back to the ring for more action.
First, Ant Graham comes out and introduces 5th Column member
Oswald Zimmerman. Next, music hits and
out comes the Hashtag King CJ. He gets a
huge pop. CJ glares at Graham and tells
him to stay out of his business. At the
insistence from his manager, Oswald attacks CJ to kick off the match. CJ let Oswald get is 30 seconds of fame and
then the Hashtag tore right into Oswald.
Graham tried to interfere but ended up getting a fist to the face from
his royalness. CJ toyed around and
finally finished off Oswald with a bulldog.
Just as he got up to celebrate, the rest of the 5th Column
(Baron von Blood, Karl Braun & Wendell Hammerschmidt) hit the ring and
began to beat CJ down. CJ battled back
like the champ he is and got some assistance when the Muscles Trio (Thorpe,
Weasley & McGuire) hit the ring at went after the 5th
Column. This allowed CJ to go one on one
with the Baron and showed him the exit after hitting the Baron with a flying
dropkick. The Muscles also disposed of
their PPV opponents and CJ looked at the Trio and shook their hands before
leaving. The Muscles trio ran around
acting all goofy and eventually left. (8
min for the match; 12 min total)
The
main event tonight will have World Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine
teaming with the Axe and Magnum Kone to take on S.H.I.T champion the Savior,
Dr. Red Fang and (after demanding it from Max) Pete the Pun-isher.
Next
on the card, it is announced that this next match will be a specialty rules
match. First, former Ladies champion The
Duchess comes out to a decent pop. He
opponent tonight is her former manager Southern Belle. It is determined that this will be an ECW
rules match. Belle started off by
hitting the Duchess with the Moonshine and then tossing her out of the
ring. The Duchess caught Belle with a
sucker punch. Belle rammed the Duchess’
head into the ringside barrier before smashing her with a DVD player. Duchess blasted Belle with a cookie sheet but
Belle kicked out before the 1 count.
Belle then sprinkled thumbtacks on the mat and tried to suplex Duchess
onto them but she nullified the move.
Duchess bodyslammed Belle on the thumbtacks and she writhed in
pain. Belle eye raked Duchess to gain
her composure. She grabbed a chair and
brought it into the ring. Belle then hit
Duchess with the Southern Swing right on the chair! The fans chanted “This is awesome”. Belle goes for the pin but gets a 2 count. Duchess then smacks her in the head with the
cookie sheet and tries for a pin with her feet on the ropes but the ref makes
her break the hold. Belle then hits a
victory roll and (without the ref seeing), she grabs the ropes for leverage and
the ref counts 1…2…3!. Southern Belle
has stolen a win here tonight. She
leaves and walks to the back with her arms raised. Duchess tries to complain but the ref leaves
her to stew in the ring. (11 min)
Gardinia
Blue points out to Max that based on Article 18C, sub article K- Paragraph 3, Max
can deny demands of one person and can give the “perks” to someone else. Max deems Texas Wildfire worthy so he gives
TW a bag of the “altered” M&M’s and TW says he will share them with the
locker room. TW says that MG assaulted
his family. They are fine but instead of
pressing charges like any normal person would do, he says he will get even…how
far is he willing to go to save the honor of his family?
Also
backstage are the World Tag Team Champs – the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck
Steel). Buzz addresses Phat Sol &
Red Hot Lucas Johnston telling them playtime is over and now it’s time to get
down to business. Starbuck says P&L
are not worthy of this match and with it being Christmas time and all, they’ll
give them a present…an ass whooping they’ve never experienced before and
P&L will leave empty handed. Buzz
leans in and looks like he’s going to end it with “Word” but instead he nods
and says “What he said”.
It is time for our
Main Event: Drew the CLM, The Axe and
Magnum Kone vs the Savior, Dr Red Fang & Pete the PUN-isher. Pete comes out first followed by Fang and his
manager Ant Graham and finally the S.H.I.T. champion the Savior. Next, Axe comes out first followed by Magnum
and finally the World Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine. The 6 men wasted no time in beating the snot
out of each other. The faces had
complete control over the match and Pete was left to fend on his own quite a
bit as the Savior sat on the outside of the ring and was reluctant to get
involved. Fang brawled with the Axe on
the outside of the ring. After a
grueling 40 minute battle which saw the Savior be involved for a whopping 3
minutes, Fang got caught by the La Casita and Drew made the cover for the
1-2-3. The “good guys” secure a win
right before the PPV. All of a sudden,
the Masked Gentleman made his way out looks disgusted
and is holding something behind his back.
He is wearing a wireless mic (I wonder if he charged THAT to Max’s
credit card) "TW, I didn’t go after your family, they were trying to climb
into the ringside area to get MG's Autograph!, AND as far as your Dad is
concerned......Let's just say I was giving him a...(raises his father’s
prosthetic arm)...hand up.!" MG Laughs.
Texas Wildfire came out…like a wildfire and went right after
MG. TW had a lot of anger pent up and
began taking it out on MG until the Masked Gentleman decided he’d had enough
and after tossing TW into the steps, he took off through the crowd (claiming he
wanted to be with “his” fans and that he wasn’t running away). The show came to an end with TW starring
daggers at MG.
The
PPV card has been finalized and this is what it will look like:
Day
1
6
Man Trophy – 5th Column (Braun, Oswald & Wendell) vs Muscles
Trio
Hardcore
champion – Masked Gentleman vs Texas Wildfire.
Match type to be determined.
Dr
Red Fang vs the Axe
The
Stache plus a mystery guest vs the Wraith with a mystery guest
Ladies
Money in the Bank Battle Royal
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine vs the Savior in a winner takes both belts match
Day
2
TV
Champion ScooterJ vs the Elitist Reid Rothchild
Magnum
Kone vs Pete the Pun-isher
King
CJ vs Baron von Blood
Men’s
Battle Royal
World
Tag Team title match: Steel Curtain vs
Phat Sol & Red Hot Lucas Johnston
Ladies
title: Ravishing Raquel vs Ravishing
Ruby Princess
See
you this weekend!
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