Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
The new wrestlers seem to be meshing well with our established
wrestlers. Today’s show takes place back
in our Phoenix home. Flagstaff welcomed
us with open arms and for that we are thankful but also thankful to be back in
front of our home crowd.
Backstage,
manager MJ arrives with Dr. Red Fang.
They meet up with GM Max McGillicutty and Fang just starts to go off on
him (“I am not your dog”, “Vampire Lunges for everyone” and “Yell at me again
and I’ll choke you out”). Max says he’s
already tired of Fang’s crap and says he’ll be in a triple threat match
tonight. Max tells MJ to put a muzzle on
him or Fang will find out the hard way about life.
We
head to the ring for our first match.
First, the German Sarona Reiher comes to the ring and she is booed. She
of course flips everyone off. Her
opponent Jazz Emmett comes out and she gets cheered just because the fans don’t
like Sarona. Jazz seemed to control the
tempo of the match but Sarona just stayed with her. Jazz locked Sarona in a bodyscissors
chinlock but somehow after being in the hold for 45 seconds, Sarona seemed to
power up and lifted Jazz into the air and then dropped her. Sarona then made her way to the top
turnbuckle and then after flashing the “superfly” hand signal, she leapt off
and hit Jazz with a splash from the top rope.
Sarona hooked the leg and the ref counted to 3. Sarona gets the win. She is booed as she once again flips off the
fans and makes her way to the back.
Phat
Sol is backstage and he says that he’s absolutely tired of Jerry Saunders
sticking his nose in his matches costing him future title shots. He says that tonight the HCW will see the
last of ‘Mo-fo’ (Phat says that was his nickname back in high school).
We
head back to the ring for our next match which is tag team action. This is a non-title match between Adam
Jameson and Billy Robbins taking on the Smashers w/ MJ. Adam and Billy make their way out first to a
decent pop. The Smashers and MJ come out
and the fans pelt them with crap. MJ
threatens to cancel the match if the fans don’t behave. Finally, they simmer down enough and the
Smashers head to the ring. The match saw
the Smashers take out their anger on Adam and Billy. For the first 9 minutes of the match, the
challengers held their own until Billy got nailed by a double powerbomb on the
floor taking him out. Adam continued the
match for the next 5 minutes solo until Billy was able to return. Adam tried to mount an offense but the
Smashers continued double teaming them.
Smasher #1 jumps in and hits Billy with an elbow smash that sends him
from the ring crashing into the ringside wall.
He’s out. Adam looks on in
concern and him taking his eyes off his opponent was the worst thing he could
do. The Smashers hit the Doomsday Device
on Adam and then Smasher #2 hit a devastating backbreaker. Adam did nothing but lay there counting the
lights above. The Smashers get the win
and they leave to the booing from the crowd.
Adam and Billy had to be helped out by medical. (17 min)
Jerry
Saunders is backstage and he comments that Phat Sol…the ‘REAL’ Phat Sol will
show his true colors soon and then the fans will understand who he REALLY is. Until then, he’ll beat him like a government
mule.
Next,
we have a triple threat match. First,
the Fiend comes out. Next, the
Shockmaster and finally, Dr. Red Fang.
This was supposed to be just 1:1 but I guess the GM wanted to show Fang what’s
what. The Fiend and Fang took turns
beating down on the Shockmaster. After dumping
him out of the ring, Fang turned his attention to the Fiend. The Fiend held him off pretty
successfully. He nearly had it won after
hitting Fang with the Last Caress but Shockmaster broke up the pin and hurled
the Fiend out of the ring. Dr. Red Fang
then hit the Shockmaster with a Transylvania Piledriver. He then locked the Shockmaster in a spider
web lock but held the ropes for leverage.
He let go just before the ref DQ’d him.
He hits Shockmaster with another Transylvania Piledriver and at the
insistence from his manager Ant Graham, he made the cover for the easy
1-2-3. Ant and Fang stood victorious
until the Fiend got back in and dropkicked Fang from the ring. Ant got out just in time. Ant had to hold Fang back from getting back
in the ring. The Fiend stood there but
Fang would not return. He and the
Shockmaster (who finally recovered) both left on their own. On their way to the back, Ant looks at the
camera and says that Fang has proven himself and deserves a title shot. (19 min)
Ravishing
Raquel is backstage with Clarkus Kentus and her Advisor Master Bull. Bull comments that Raquel has been in the gym
the last couple of weeks and is 100% ready for her match. Raquel states that tonight, she once again
becomes a champion and there is absolutely nothing that the British Crippler
can do to stop her.
Elsewhere
backstage, Larry Morton is interviewing the Ladies Champion The British
Crippler. The Crippler states that
Raquel needs an advisor because there is no way she can beat her on her
own. The Crippler says that if Master
Bull tries to interfere, she WILL take him out.
Raquel interrupts and says that she’s proven on a few occasions that she
can and has beaten the Crippler and it was all done without Master Bull. Raquel continues and says that if the
Crippler is not afraid of her, she challenges her to make their match a no
disqualification/ no count out rules match.
GM Max McGillicutty comes over and says that this is good for business
and asks the Crippler if she’ll agree to the new stipulation. The champ agrees.
We
go back to the ring for our next match which is another tag team match. First, the Ryzing Storm (Travis ‘Dark Storm’
Ryzing and Terra Ryzing) come out. The
fans boo them. Next, Outback Oscar and
his partner the Crocodile Hunter come out to a big pop. The Ryzing Storm attack them before the match
could begin but he finally gained control and it started. The only thing the Ryzing Storm had going for
them was their pre-match attack. After
that, it was all Oscar and Croc. Both
men successfully double teamed the others but the Aussies fared much
better. Terra had just nailed Croc with
a facebreaker knee smash that sent him out of the ring but on his way out, he
tagged Oscar. Oscar then dropped Terra
with rapid fists and then was hurled to the ropes. Oscar got tangled up between the top and
second rope and was trapped by his neck.
The ref managed to get him free but Terra kept the holding the ropes
together. The ref (along with some suits
from the back) got Oscar out and the ref ended up disqualifying Terra for his
actions. Oscar and Croc get the win via
DQ. Oscar is helped to the back by
medics. (12 ½ min)
(Yet)
another (lame) King CJ update airs. This
time the King says he’s at 92% and is almost cleared to return to the
ring. CJ steals a quote “You WANT me in
that ring; you NEED me in that ring” (stolen and modified from ‘A Few Good
Men’) and says that his fans cannot wait for the return of their King. CJ says he will set the world straight upon
his return.
It
is time for our Co-Main Event: Phat Sol
vs Jerry Saunders in a Phoenix Street fight.
Max comes out after both men are in the ring and tells them that there
will be no time limit so they can take all the time they need to beat the holy
hell out of each other. Once again, Phat
Sol owned the match against Jerry after the first minute. Saunders locked in the Traitor Lock but Phat
got out quickly. He immediately hurled
Jerry out of the ring and nailed the Phat Phat (Brainbuster) on a chair. Had he gone for the pin right there, he
probably would have gotten the 3 count but he took time to bring him in the
ring first which allowed Jerry to kick out at 2. Phat brought in a table and hit Jerry with
the Phat Phat on the table but it didn’t break.
Again, Jerry kicked out at 2.
Both men fought a few more minutes until Phat hit Jerry with a chair. He
then took the chair and wedged it into the corner. Phat picked up Jerry and went to hurl him
into the corner but it got reversed and Phat went crashing into the corner and
chair hitting shoulder/arm first. Jerry
then charged and hit the Saunders Splash.
He then locked Phat once again in the Traitor Lock and the ref kept
asking Phat if he wanted to submit. Phat said no but appeared to be tapping on
the mat so the ref took that as ‘tapout’ and called an end to the match. (BTW, this is the same ref who was in their I
Quit match). Jerry Saunders gets the
win. He didn’t release the hold and kept
Phat in the Traitor Lock. It took half a
dozen suits to get him off of Phat.
Jerry then grabbed a mic and said that this still didn’t settle
anything. “We need a match where we can
beat the holy hell out of each other and only one of us walks out. Phat, if you want this settled, we need to
try this again but in the confines of a STEEL CAGE!” The fans pop when Phat says “Done and I’ll
tear your ***** (bleeping) head off.”
Saunders leaves with a smile on his face and Phat eventually
leaves. (10 min)
We
got word that Biceps Bannerman was checked out by doctors and is clear to
return to the ring. Biceps issues a
challenge to Karl Braun. Braun is not
here today but it’s probably he will have a reply next show.
It
is time for our Main Event. Tonight, the
Ladies Title will be on the line as the champion The British Crippler takes on
Ravishing Raquel (w/ Master Bull) for the title. First, the challenger Ravishing Raquel comes
out with her husband ‘the Elitist’ Reid Rothchild and her advisor Master
Bull. Reid gives her a quick kiss and
Bull and Raquel head to the ring. The
fans pop for Raquel. The champ comes out
next and the fans begin to boo. The British
Crippler just ignores them. She gets in
the ring and faces off with Raquel. The
two stand toe to toe as the ref takes the title, holds it up and then hands it
to the ring announcer. These two gave it
their all and just as she promised, the Crippler didn’t allow Master Bull to
get involved at all. Each time he tried,
she would nullify it. Raquel was able to
lock in the Ravishing Chickenwing but the champ knew where she was and made it
to the ropes to break the hold. Raquel
also managed to hit the Simply Ravishing but the champ still kicked out. Raquel then tossed the Crippler out of the
ring and she took all that time to find a hole in Raquel’s game plan. She did.
After getting back in the ring, she picked up Raquel and dropped her
throat first on the top rope. She then
immediately locked in a Rear Naked Choke.
Raquel didn’t tap but the Crippler quickly turned it into a pin. Raquel never saw it coming and by the time
she figured it out, she got pinned. The
British Crippler is victorious in her first title defense. She takes her title and leaves. Raquel is left behind with Master Bull after
providing some words of consolation, they left the ring to a nice reaction from
the crowd. (25 min)
GM
Max McGillicutty comes out and thanks the fans for attending and invites any
and all to return to the next show.
That
is all for now. Stay Tuned for more
action.
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