Sunday, June 26, 2016

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #484


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.   The new wrestlers seem to be meshing well with our established wrestlers.  Today’s show takes place back in our Phoenix home.  Flagstaff welcomed us with open arms and for that we are thankful but also thankful to be back in front of our home crowd. 

Backstage, manager MJ arrives with Dr. Red Fang.  They meet up with GM Max McGillicutty and Fang just starts to go off on him (“I am not your dog”, “Vampire Lunges for everyone” and “Yell at me again and I’ll choke you out”).   Max says he’s already tired of Fang’s crap and says he’ll be in a triple threat match tonight.  Max tells MJ to put a muzzle on him or Fang will find out the hard way about life.

We head to the ring for our first match.  First, the German Sarona Reiher comes to the ring and she is booed. She of course flips everyone off.   Her opponent Jazz Emmett comes out and she gets cheered just because the fans don’t like Sarona.  Jazz seemed to control the tempo of the match but Sarona just stayed with her.   Jazz locked Sarona in a bodyscissors chinlock but somehow after being in the hold for 45 seconds, Sarona seemed to power up and lifted Jazz into the air and then dropped her.  Sarona then made her way to the top turnbuckle and then after flashing the “superfly” hand signal, she leapt off and hit Jazz with a splash from the top rope.  Sarona hooked the leg and the ref counted to 3.  Sarona gets the win.  She is booed as she once again flips off the fans and makes her way to the back.

Phat Sol is backstage and he says that he’s absolutely tired of Jerry Saunders sticking his nose in his matches costing him future title shots.  He says that tonight the HCW will see the last of ‘Mo-fo’ (Phat says that was his nickname back in high school).

We head back to the ring for our next match which is tag team action.   This is a non-title match between Adam Jameson and Billy Robbins taking on the Smashers w/ MJ.  Adam and Billy make their way out first to a decent pop.  The Smashers and MJ come out and the fans pelt them with crap.  MJ threatens to cancel the match if the fans don’t behave.  Finally, they simmer down enough and the Smashers head to the ring.  The match saw the Smashers take out their anger on Adam and Billy.   For the first 9 minutes of the match, the challengers held their own until Billy got nailed by a double powerbomb on the floor taking him out.  Adam continued the match for the next 5 minutes solo until Billy was able to return.  Adam tried to mount an offense but the Smashers continued double teaming them.  Smasher #1 jumps in and hits Billy with an elbow smash that sends him from the ring crashing into the ringside wall.  He’s out.  Adam looks on in concern and him taking his eyes off his opponent was the worst thing he could do.  The Smashers hit the Doomsday Device on Adam and then Smasher #2 hit a devastating backbreaker.  Adam did nothing but lay there counting the lights above.  The Smashers get the win and they leave to the booing from the crowd.  Adam and Billy had to be helped out by medical.  (17 min)

Jerry Saunders is backstage and he comments that Phat Sol…the ‘REAL’ Phat Sol will show his true colors soon and then the fans will understand who he REALLY is.  Until then, he’ll beat him like a government mule.

Next, we have a triple threat match.  First, the Fiend comes out.  Next, the Shockmaster and finally, Dr. Red Fang.  This was supposed to be just 1:1 but I guess the GM wanted to show Fang what’s what.  The Fiend and Fang took turns beating down on the Shockmaster.  After dumping him out of the ring, Fang turned his attention to the Fiend.  The Fiend held him off pretty successfully.  He nearly had it won after hitting Fang with the Last Caress but Shockmaster broke up the pin and hurled the Fiend out of the ring.  Dr. Red Fang then hit the Shockmaster with a Transylvania Piledriver.  He then locked the Shockmaster in a spider web lock but held the ropes for leverage.  He let go just before the ref DQ’d him.  He hits Shockmaster with another Transylvania Piledriver and at the insistence from his manager Ant Graham, he made the cover for the easy 1-2-3.  Ant and Fang stood victorious until the Fiend got back in and dropkicked Fang from the ring.  Ant got out just in time.  Ant had to hold Fang back from getting back in the ring.  The Fiend stood there but Fang would not return.  He and the Shockmaster (who finally recovered) both left on their own.  On their way to the back, Ant looks at the camera and says that Fang has proven himself and deserves a title shot.  (19 min)

Ravishing Raquel is backstage with Clarkus Kentus and her Advisor Master Bull.  Bull comments that Raquel has been in the gym the last couple of weeks and is 100% ready for her match.  Raquel states that tonight, she once again becomes a champion and there is absolutely nothing that the British Crippler can do to stop her.

Elsewhere backstage, Larry Morton is interviewing the Ladies Champion The British Crippler.  The Crippler states that Raquel needs an advisor because there is no way she can beat her on her own.  The Crippler says that if Master Bull tries to interfere, she WILL take him out.  Raquel interrupts and says that she’s proven on a few occasions that she can and has beaten the Crippler and it was all done without Master Bull.  Raquel continues and says that if the Crippler is not afraid of her, she challenges her to make their match a no disqualification/ no count out rules match.  GM Max McGillicutty comes over and says that this is good for business and asks the Crippler if she’ll agree to the new stipulation.  The champ agrees.

We go back to the ring for our next match which is another tag team match.  First, the Ryzing Storm (Travis ‘Dark Storm’ Ryzing and Terra Ryzing) come out.  The fans boo them.  Next, Outback Oscar and his partner the Crocodile Hunter come out to a big pop.  The Ryzing Storm attack them before the match could begin but he finally gained control and it started.  The only thing the Ryzing Storm had going for them was their pre-match attack.  After that, it was all Oscar and Croc.  Both men successfully double teamed the others but the Aussies fared much better.  Terra had just nailed Croc with a facebreaker knee smash that sent him out of the ring but on his way out, he tagged Oscar.  Oscar then dropped Terra with rapid fists and then was hurled to the ropes.  Oscar got tangled up between the top and second rope and was trapped by his neck.  The ref managed to get him free but Terra kept the holding the ropes together.  The ref (along with some suits from the back) got Oscar out and the ref ended up disqualifying Terra for his actions.  Oscar and Croc get the win via DQ.  Oscar is helped to the back by medics.  (12 ½ min)

(Yet) another (lame) King CJ update airs.  This time the King says he’s at 92% and is almost cleared to return to the ring.  CJ steals a quote “You WANT me in that ring; you NEED me in that ring” (stolen and modified from ‘A Few Good Men’) and says that his fans cannot wait for the return of their King.  CJ says he will set the world straight upon his return.

It is time for our Co-Main Event:  Phat Sol vs Jerry Saunders in a Phoenix Street fight.   Max comes out after both men are in the ring and tells them that there will be no time limit so they can take all the time they need to beat the holy hell out of each other.  Once again, Phat Sol owned the match against Jerry after the first minute.  Saunders locked in the Traitor Lock but Phat got out quickly.  He immediately hurled Jerry out of the ring and nailed the Phat Phat (Brainbuster) on a chair.  Had he gone for the pin right there, he probably would have gotten the 3 count but he took time to bring him in the ring first which allowed Jerry to kick out at 2.  Phat brought in a table and hit Jerry with the Phat Phat on the table but it didn’t break.  Again, Jerry kicked out at 2.  Both men fought a few more minutes until Phat hit Jerry with a chair. He then took the chair and wedged it into the corner.  Phat picked up Jerry and went to hurl him into the corner but it got reversed and Phat went crashing into the corner and chair hitting shoulder/arm first.  Jerry then charged and hit the Saunders Splash.  He then locked Phat once again in the Traitor Lock and the ref kept asking Phat if he wanted to submit. Phat said no but appeared to be tapping on the mat so the ref took that as ‘tapout’ and called an end to the match.  (BTW, this is the same ref who was in their I Quit match).  Jerry Saunders gets the win.  He didn’t release the hold and kept Phat in the Traitor Lock.  It took half a dozen suits to get him off of Phat.  Jerry then grabbed a mic and said that this still didn’t settle anything.  “We need a match where we can beat the holy hell out of each other and only one of us walks out.  Phat, if you want this settled, we need to try this again but in the confines of a STEEL CAGE!”  The fans pop when Phat says “Done and I’ll tear your ***** (bleeping) head off.”  Saunders leaves with a smile on his face and Phat eventually leaves.  (10 min)

We got word that Biceps Bannerman was checked out by doctors and is clear to return to the ring.  Biceps issues a challenge to Karl Braun.  Braun is not here today but it’s probably he will have a reply next show.

It is time for our Main Event.  Tonight, the Ladies Title will be on the line as the champion The British Crippler takes on Ravishing Raquel (w/ Master Bull) for the title.  First, the challenger Ravishing Raquel comes out with her husband ‘the Elitist’ Reid Rothchild and her advisor Master Bull.  Reid gives her a quick kiss and Bull and Raquel head to the ring.   The fans pop for Raquel.  The champ comes out next and the fans begin to boo.  The British Crippler just ignores them.  She gets in the ring and faces off with Raquel.  The two stand toe to toe as the ref takes the title, holds it up and then hands it to the ring announcer.  These two gave it their all and just as she promised, the Crippler didn’t allow Master Bull to get involved at all.  Each time he tried, she would nullify it.  Raquel was able to lock in the Ravishing Chickenwing but the champ knew where she was and made it to the ropes to break the hold.  Raquel also managed to hit the Simply Ravishing but the champ still kicked out.  Raquel then tossed the Crippler out of the ring and she took all that time to find a hole in Raquel’s game plan.  She did.  After getting back in the ring, she picked up Raquel and dropped her throat first on the top rope.  She then immediately locked in a Rear Naked Choke.  Raquel didn’t tap but the Crippler quickly turned it into a pin.  Raquel never saw it coming and by the time she figured it out, she got pinned.  The British Crippler is victorious in her first title defense.  She takes her title and leaves.  Raquel is left behind with Master Bull after providing some words of consolation, they left the ring to a nice reaction from the crowd.   (25 min)

GM Max McGillicutty comes out and thanks the fans for attending and invites any and all to return to the next show.


That is all for now.  Stay Tuned for more action.

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