Thursday, June 2, 2016

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #477

(Sorry for the long post but we needed to get this one out as the PPV has been moved up to this Sunday).


Hello fans and welcome back to our final tournament to see who gets to move on to crown all new HCW champions.  Tonight’s show will be a tournament for the US Title,.

US Title tournament
Round 1
Reid Rothchild draws another bye (Master Bull is really looking out for him)
Smasher #1 def Sonic Blade
Karl Braun & Wendell Hammerschmidt went to a draw
Iron Cross def. Travis Ryzing
Butch Huber drew a bye
Mr. Wrestling V def the Fiend
Billy Robbins drew a bye
Junior Huber def. Bruce Biltmore
Adam Jameson drew a bye
Chic Monroe def Niven Snake
El Chango drew a bye
The Stache def Jesse California
Angry Jack Lawson drew a bye
Terra Ryzing def Muscles Weasley
Dude USA drew a bye
King CJ def the Shockmaster
Rad Gumbo drew a bye
Starbuck Steel def Phat Sol (after Jerry Saunders interfered)
Handsome Hernandez def. Wilber Townsend
Ivan Dragovich def. Tobias Snake
Biceps Bannerman drew a bye
The Crocodile Hunter def Muscles McGuire
Dr. Red Fang drew a bye
Magnum Kone def. the Hollywood Star
Lucas Johnston drew a bye
Superquake Ferguson def. Perfect Pecs Stoddard
Ferb Huber drew a bye
Jerry Saunders def. the Wraith
Baron von Blood drew a bye
In a surprise move, (f) the British Crippler inserted herself into the match only to be eliminated by Muscles Thorpe.  Afterwards, he kept apologizing and ended up giving her his rainbow colored Bull horns.
Drew, the CLM drew a bye
The Savior def. Leon Teremoto

Round 2
Smasher #1 def Reid Rothchild
Iron Cross advances due to a bye
Mr. Wrestling V def. Butch Huber
Billy Robbins def. Junior Huber
Chic Monroe def. Adam Jameson
El Chango def. the Stache (with help from Leon Teremoto)
Terra Ryzing def. Angry Jack Lawson
King CJ def. Dude USA
Rad Gumbo def. Starbuck Steel
Handsome Hernandez def. Ivan Dragovich
The Crocodile Hunter UPSET Biceps Bannerman
Magnum Kone def. Dr. Red Fang (Turnip Townsend was outside scouting for Wilber when he accidentally got involved in the match costing Fang the chance to move on.
Lucas Johnston def Superquake Ferguson
Jerry Saunders def. Ferb Huber
Muscles Thorpe def. Baron von Blood
Drew the CLM def the Savior.  After the match, both men shook hands.

Round 3
Smasher #1 def. Iron Cross
Billy Robbins def. Mr. Wrestling V
Chic Monroe def El Chango (after the Stache distracted him)
King CJ def Terra Ryzing
Rad Gumbo def. Handsome Hernandez
Magnum Kone def. the Crocodile Hunter
Jerry Saunders def. Lucas Johnston
Drew the CLM def Muscles Thorpe

Round 4
Billy Robbins def. Smasher #1
Chic Monroe stole a win over King CJ
Magnum Kone def Lucas Johnston
Drew, the CLM def Jerry Saunders (after Phat Sol interfered)

Round 5
Chic Monroe def Billy Robbins
Drew the CLM def Magnum Kone

At the PPV, we will have Drew the Canadian Love Machine take on Superstar Chic Monroe with the winner becoming the NEW US Champion.

Because of Emerson “Turnip” Townsend accidentally getting involved in the match between Dr. Red Fang and Magnum Kone, GM Max McGillicutty says that he is giving Turnip the choice to get in the ring with Fang or he must leave.  Wilber tells Turnip to “man up” and demands he accept the match.  I don’t think that is going to end well.

Referee is 'Honest' Abe (+0)


===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

Dr. Red Fang rolled DC

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend rolled OC.

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend executes a WEAK BODYSLAM....

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend scores 5 points.

Dr. Red Fang attempts to defend against WEAK BODYSLAM but is unsuccessful.
Dr. Red Fang scores 2 points.


===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

Dr. Red Fang rolled DC

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Dr. Red Fang rolled DC

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Dr. Red Fang rolled OC.

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend rolled DC

Dr. Red Fang executes a REVERSE SUPLEX....

Dr. Red Fang scores 6 points.

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend absorbs the punishment.
Emerson "Turnip" Townsend scores 0 points.


===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====

Dr. Red Fang rolled DC

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Dr. Red Fang rolled OC/TT

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend rolled DC

Dr. Red Fang executes a VAMPIRE LUNGE....

Dr. Red Fang scores 9 points.

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend absorbs the punishment.
Emerson "Turnip" Townsend scores 0 points.


===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====

Dr. Red Fang rolled OC/TT

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend rolled OC.

MJ executes a Eye gouge with peanut shells....
Dr. Red Fang scores 13 points.

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend executes a DO-SI-DO....
Emerson "Turnip" Townsend scores 5 points.


===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====

Dr. Red Fang rolled OC.

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend rolled OC.

Dr. Red Fang executes a VAMPIRE LUNGE....

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend executes a TRIP....

Dr. Red Fang scores 8 points.

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend scores 5 points.

Dr. Red Fang is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...
Emerson "Turnip" Townsend kicks out of the pin!
Dr. Red Fang gets 6 points for the pin attempt.


===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====

Dr. Red Fang rolled DC

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Dr. Red Fang rolled DC

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Dr. Red Fang rolled DC

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Dr. Red Fang rolled OC/TT

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend rolled DC

Dr. Red Fang executes a REVERSE SUPLEX....

Dr. Red Fang scores 6 points.

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend absorbs the punishment.
Emerson "Turnip" Townsend scores 0 points.

Dr. Red Fang is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...
Emerson "Turnip" Townsend kicks out of the pin!
Dr. Red Fang gets 7 points for the pin attempt.


===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====

Dr. Red Fang rolled OC.

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend rolled OC.

Dr. Red Fang executes a REVERSE SUPLEX....
Dr. Red Fang scores 6 points.

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend executes a WEAK UPPERCUT....
Emerson "Turnip" Townsend scores 5 points.


===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====

Dr. Red Fang rolled OC.

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend rolled DC

Dr. Red Fang executes a SKULL CRUSHER....

Dr. Red Fang scores 8 points.

Emerson "Turnip" Townsend attempts to defend against SKULL CRUSHER but is unsuccessful.
Emerson "Turnip" Townsend scores 2 points.

Dr. Red Fang is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3
Emerson "Turnip" Townsend was pinned by Dr. Red Fang!!!


Dr. Red Fang wins with a SKULL CRUSHER over Emerson "Turnip" Townsend!!!

After the match, MJ stands in the ring with Dr. Red Fang with his arm raised in victory.  Fang yanks his arm a way and goes back after Turnip and just destroys him.  Ref Honest Abe tells MJ to do something but MJ says “What can I do?”   The show ends with Fang just annihilating poor little Turnip.  He had to be rescued by half of the locker room.

That is all for now.  Stay Tuned for our next “Get to Know” episode.


HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016  - Get to know:

Hello fans and welcome back to our next issue of HCW:  Get to know.  For this one, we go abroad and discover some of the talent that’s been eluding the world for so long.

From Australia
Outback Oscar.  Just like his name implies, he is from the Outback.  Oscar is somewhat a local celebrity; he is truly a favorite of those in the land down under when out of the ring, he is treated like royalty.  Hope he understands that he’ll have to earn that here if he wants that recognition. 

His tag team partner is The Crocodile Hunter.  Croc hails from Sydney originally and he wears what looks like a tattoo bodysuit but in reality it is images of crocodile skin.  When he originally debuted, the local promoters wanted him to wear a tail.  That lasted about 5 seconds.  For a short term, he did bring a baby crocodile to ringside but once its handlers lost control of it at one show, they stopped doing that.

From Spain
Handsome Hernandez.  Hernandez is a wealthy Spaniard who feels that the world owes him everything and he wants to own the world.  He bought his way into the HCW and says that like a famous wrestler from the 90’s, “everyone has a price” and we won’t be surprised if he tries to buy his way to championship titles.

(f) El Gato Negro:  The Black Cat was raised in a Spanish monastery where she was taught first how to fight then to wrestle starting at age 6.  The Spanish monks took her off the street where she would pickpocket just to survive. She would distract would-be marks with her marionettes and then relieve them of their valuables.   The monks were able to reform her and with her solid background in wrestling (no longer a thief…we hope), she should make an interesting addition to our team.

From England, we have 3 women who, as a team, are referred to as the “Queen’s Court”.
(f) Queen Beckett is the leader of the team and she commands respect from those who follow.  Beckett appears to actually be tied to a royal bloodline but she has no interest in politics and wants to “rule” the world of professional wrestling.  Her “enforcer” on the team is (f) The British Crippler.  The Crippler actually trained in Canada but eventually moved to England.  She comes from a prominent family who were happy to see her put her size and talents to good use in the ring.  We think she actually may end up being the dominant one. Finally, (f) Lady Hermann is the ‘heir apparent’ to the “throne” if you will.   Her Ladyship wants to become the leader of the team and even though she follows the lead of the Queen, we think she’s secretly plotting to overthrow Beckett and assume the top spot in the Court. 

Also hailing from England is Superstar Chic Monroe.  Monroe reminds us of Antonio Cesaro and he is probably pound for pound, the most solid wrestler being brought in to the HCW.  Monroe will be teaming up with some of his European buddies to try and grab all the gold.

From the Celtic Islands, we have (f) The Duchess. 
The Duchess’ story is actually a sad one.  She was born into nobility and lived a privileged life until, at the age of 16, tragedy struck and she was out on her own.  She has a dislike for Spaniards since they were the cause of her tragedy.  Vikings ended up taking her in where they taught her how to fend for herself. She shocked the Vikings with her determination and aggressiveness they’d not have expected from one of noble blood.  3 years later, she met El Gato Negro and was instantly reminded of what she lost years ago.  She holds El Gato Negro responsible and has a huge dislike of her and her people.  The two fought around England with neither getting the upper hand of their feud.  I suppose that will continue here.

We bring it back to the US to introduce Adam Jameson and Billy Robbins.  Both men are masked and appear to be the same size and build as AJ Styles and Austin Aries respectively.  These two look great in the ring and I suppose it doesn’t matter what they really look like but what they can accomplish in the ring.

HCW is proud to announce the hiring of a new manager – The Ambassador.  The Ambassador says that there are some good men who could use his guidance.  When asked who he would be taking on, he said Wilber & his cousins.  He sees great potential in all of them but especially Wilber and wants to be a part of that revolution.

HCW (f) superstar Ravishing Raquel (alongside her husband “the Elitist” Reid Rothchild) questions Master Bull as to why he isn’t managing her.  Bull says he’s promised Reid to lead him to gold and that is his first and most important task at hand.  Raquel tells Bull that she and Reid are a package.  If he manages one, he has to manage the other.  Raquel says that after the PPV, she will throw out a challenge to the Ladies Champion and expects Bull to be in her corner for that match. 

After the destructive annihilation of Turnip Townsend by Dr. Red Fang, Wilber Townsend berated the youngster for his lack of fighting spirit (even if he is half the size of most male wrestlers here).  Wilber goes to GM Max and requests another “indoctrination” for his younger cousin and asks Max to make another match between Turnip and Fang.  Wilber says “he has to learn and grow up sometime.”

Lastly, GM Max McGillicutty says he’s had enough of both Phat Sol and Jerry Saunders attacking each other during their matches and decides to give them an outlet at the PPV.  Max decrees that Sol vs Saunders will be an “I Quit” match.  He also addressed the tension between El Gato Negro and the Duchess.  Max says he’ll give them an opportunity to showcase their talents.

Our PPV is up next.  Stay tuned!!!

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