Hello
fans and welcome back to the HCW Wrestling Newsletter. The weather in Phoenix is still a bit on the
toasty side so Flagstaff, AZ has agreed to host us for another show.
****FANS
HAVE VOTED****
GM
Max McGillicutty comes out on stage and lets us know that all of the votes from
our attending fans and those who have submitted their entries from online have
all been tallied. The winning match type
for the Phat Sol vs Jerry Saunders II match will be a Phoenix Street
Fight. That match will be the co-main
event at the next show. Jerry Saunders
comes out on stage and is livid. He asks what gives the fans the right to pick
his matches and Max says he gave the fans the authority and if he doesn’t like
it, he knows exactly where the door is.
Saunders then storms off.
Our
first match of the night will be Leiton & Tobias Snake vs Wendell
Hammerschmitt & Billy Robbins. The
Snake duo comes out (minus Niven – he’s still recovering from his last fight)
and heads to the ring. Wendell and Billy
come out next who are challenging the Snake family for their spot in the World
tag team lineup. Robbins and
Hammerschmidt took the match to the Snake family and proved that they are
deserving of being in the top 10 however the Snake brothers showed just how low
and dirty they can get. After knocking
down Wendell from his corner, Tobias threw Billy out of the ring. Leiton went to the outside and hurled Billy
into the steel steps. He made it back to
his corner and allowed the ref to make the count. The ref hit 10 and Billy was unable to make
it back in. The Snake Duo win the match
via countout and retain their spot in the tag team top 10. (15 min)
We
cut to a pre-taped promo from the Steel Curtain.
Buzz: “Muscles Bros....you ladies have gone too
damn far. It was kinda funny when you
we're running around like a trio of jackasses with your bull horns and your
Roid-Os graham crackers playing that stupid clarinet.
But
interfering in our match....oh no boys.
No...No ....No. The three of you
have gone and poked the bear. As of
right on, our hunt for the tag team belts is on hold. Right now, it's Roidy
Muscles....Moron Muscles and Humpy Muscles, or whatever the hell your names
are. Your asses are ours. Take off
those stupid horns and grow a third eye in the back of your roided out
heads. Because your asses have been
designated for termination. Tell'em
'Buck.”
Starbuck: “Word.”
We
go back to the ring for our next match.
Lexy Flexx comes out first and she is followed out by Felicia Cummings
and her twin sister Betsy. Felicia has
challenged Lexy for her spot in the top 10 lineup for the
Ladies
title. Felicia took the fight to Lexy
and even though it took 17 minutes to get the job done, she ended up flattening
Lexy with the sitout facebuster. Betsy
never interfered in the match. Felicia
moves up in the rankings and Lexy moves down.
(17 min)
A
promo airs with the Wraith bitching about the Stache trying to steal his
thunder and he had enough of it.
“Stache, you just felt you had to get yourself back in the
limelight. It was my time and you couldn’t
stand the thought of sitting on the sidelines so you ‘came to my aid’. You know what, I don’t need your damn help; I
never asked for your damn help. But you
know what, I don’t like you; I never did.
You want to hit me from behind with a chair after I just singlehandedly
won a match…and by the way, where were you…my partner? I go to look for the tag but you were not
there for me. Again, only looking out
for yourself. Guess what…you have my
full attention and when I’m done with you, I’ll rip that stupid mustache off
your ugly mug.”
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
Terra Ryzing comes out first and man, does he look like he’s been
hitting the ‘roids. His opponent comes
out next and it’s the Australian Outback Oscar.
Oscar gets a good pop from the crowd and that doesn’t sit well with
Terra. Oscar owned the match but Terra
refused to stay down for a 3 count.
Towards the end of the match, Terra’s brother Travis comes out trying to
distract Oscar to give his brother the edge he needed. It didn’t work. The match ended in a time limit draw. After the match, Travis jumped in the ring to
try to attack Oscar but Oscar side stepped and booted Travis and Terra out of
the ring. They grumbled and mumbled
under their breaths as they made their way to the back. (20 min)
HCW
World Champion the Axe is here tonight and tonight, he will defend his title
against Steel Curtain member Buzz Steel.
Axe acknowledges that he has fought Buzz before when he was still held
back by Dirk Devon but that was then and this is now. Axe says that the first battle is the hardest
but knows deep in his heart that he will be victorious tonight.
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
Baron von Blood with his manager Ant Graham makes his way to the ring to
the booing of the fans. Ant gets on the
mic and tells him that the 5th Column is a force to be reckoned with
and they will continue to make an example tonight. Music hits and out comes Biceps
Bannerman. I just can’t get over how
huge this guy is. This guy has muscles
on his muscles. Biceps gets in the ring
but is immediately attacked by the Baron.
Biceps had a slight edge over the Baron and Ant Graham knew it so he
called for reinforcements. Karl Braun
came out and attacked also resulting in a DQ.
Both men beat down on Biceps until he started to hulk up and cleaned
house. Biceps was a bit shaken up and
fell to his knee and clutching the back of his neck. After being given a once over by the ref, he suggested
he go get checked out at a hospital just to be sure. Starbuck came out to check on his partner and
help him to the back. (7 min)
We
go to another pre-taped promo with King CJ providing another status update. CJ says that the Hammy is much, much better
and says that he feels his status has skyrocketed to 84%. CJ said he heard the fans when the applauded
the announcement he slipped in status.
But that is ok…he says that his REAL fans live and breathe on his
updates and says that he will continue to provide them…regardless.
We
go back to the ring for the next match.
Before it can begin, El Gato Negro comes out and sits at
commentary. The Duchess comes out first
and says she is challenging her opponent for her spot in the top 10
lineup. Kimberly Kiccass comes out to a
pop from the crowd. El Gato stands up
and claps and that all the more irritates the Duchess. Kim goes for a double knee lift but the
Duchess nullifies it. Kim tries to lock
in a back mounted chin lock but the Duchess reverses it and hits a Lou Thesz
Press. Kim has the wind knocked out of her.
Duchess then locks in the “All Hail Her Majesty” and surprising, Kim
immediately taps out. The Duchess gets
the win in just 3 minutes. El Gato
doesn’t care for that and she immediately goes after the Duchess who skips out
of the ring laughing as she makes her way to the back. El Gato Negro is left in the ring fuming.
A
quick vignette showing the confrontation between Ladies Champion the British
Crippler and Ravishing Raquel is shown.
At the end, it says that this match will be the main event of our next
show.
It
is time for our main event and it will be a World title match. The Champion The Axe defends his belt against
Buzz Steel. Buzz comes out first with Starbuck but Buzz
says he wants to do this on his own so Starbuck shakes his hand, wishes him
luck and returns to the back. Buzz gets
a good pop as he makes his way to the ring.
Next, the champ’s music hits and he comes out to a decent pop too. The Axe is accompanied by his son who he
hands his title to and they walk down to the ring. The son hands the belt to the ref and then
goes to sit at ringside. Buzz held his
own against the champ and looked to have a solid chance of winning the
belt. Buzz connects with the Buzzkill
Insuguri but is a bit disoriented from the last couple of shots he took from
the Axe so it takes a few seconds to make the cover. Unfortunately, that was all that was needed
for the Muscles Trio to hit the ring and attack Buzz resulting in a DQ. The Axe loses the match but the belt doesn’t
change hands on a DQ. Starbuck runs down
and between he, the Axe and Buzz, they clean house. (8 min)
GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that enough is enough and makes a
match right now with the Axe and the Steel Curtain vs the Muscles Trio. The Steel Curtain and the World Champion
worked well together but then again, so did the Muscles Trio. Everyone was in the ring fighting until the
Axe started hurling the Muscles Trio out of the ring one by one. The Muscles Trio decided they’d had enough and
walked away getting counted out. The
Steel Curtain and the Axe get the countout win.
The Steel Curtain held the ropes while the Axe invited them back into
the ring. The Muscles Trio opted not to
and backed up the ring and went backstage.
The Steel Curtain and the Axe shook hands and then signed autographs for
the fans before leaving. (5 min for the
match)
That
is all for now. Stay tuned for more
action.
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