Thursday, January 21, 2016

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #439


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  GM Max McGillicutty starts off the show thanking the fans for supporting them.  He says that 16 names have been chosen at random and those will be entered as King of the Ring qualifiers.  The final 8 will fight the show before the PPV with the winner taking on King Damian Sandow for the crown.  Sandow has yet to “defend” his crown ever since he took it from Jerry “the King” Lawler years ago.  Now, his Lordship needs to be on the top of his game.  Max leaves as the pyro goes off and our show begins.

The first match of the night has Southern Sky (Southern Belle and Velvet Sky) taking on the New Hart Foundation (Natalya Neidhart and Tamina Snuka).  This was a very close match and all 4 put out 100%.  Neither team could secure the 3 count and the longer it went on, the more likely it seemed that no one was going to give up.  The match ends up going to a 30 minute time limit draw.  After the match, the Beautiful People (Angelina Love and Madison Rayne) hit the ring trying to sneak attack Southern Sky but Belle and Sky were on it and immediately sent them flying out of the ring.  Congratulations to both teams for a very hard fought match.  (30 min)

While walking around in the back, Paige meets up with Ravishing Raquel and acknowledges that they don’t get along but they are the top 2 women in this industry.  They should consider teaming up for the upcoming Women’s tag team tournament.  She asks Raquel to consider how dominant they would be not only as the Singles Champions but the Tag Team as well.  Raquel agrees and they shake on it.

The Elitist Champion Reid Rothchild makes his way to the ring.  He says that the top 10 hasn’t been finalized yet for his belt but he wants to defend it tonight.  Before he could say anything else, the Wraith (formerly known as the Nigerian Wraith) makes his way to the ring and accepts the match.  Reid wasn’t expecting it.  The Wraith immediately went on the offensive but the Elitist nipped that fairly quickly.  The champ stunned the Wraith numerous times with Reid Bottoms and the Rothchild Stunner but the Wraith wouldn’t stay down.  The Wraith nailed a slingshot suplex but was too tired to make the cover.  By the time he finally did, Reid was able to kick right out.   Reid took the Wraith to the corner and started laying in the chops.  The Wraith reversed and gouged the eyes of Reid blinding him.  The Wraith then rolled Reid up and grabbed the ropes for leverage.  The ref counted 1…2…3.  The Wraith has just defeated Reid Rothchild to become the NEW Elitist Champion!!!  The Wraith allowed for his arm to be raised and then he left while Reid questioned what just transpired.  (25 min)

We’ve been asking but there has been nothing uncovered as to who attacked the Stache at the last show.  He did not need to be hospitalized but was furious at the lack of investigation into this dastardly deed.  We’ve heard through the grapevine he may hire his own investigators.

We go back to the ring for our first qualifying match for the King of the Ring tournament.  First, out comes Prince Devitt.  He dashes towards the ring and he gets a good pop from the crowd.  The music is cut off and over the speakers blares “I’ve got some bad news….” Out comes ‘Bad News’ Wade Barrett and he struts down to the ring.  Barrett goes on the offensive but Devitt dazzles him with his speed.  Devitt kept Barrett on the defensive and the crowd popped every time he flew off the ropes.  Barrett finally felt that he had enough and after hitting a low blow, went to the top rope.  Devitt recovered quickly and bodyslammed Barrett from the top rope.  He hooked the leg and got the 3 count.  Prince Devitt gets the win and moves on to the KotR tournament.  (13 min)

Clarkus Kentus is in the back and says that Larry Morton is expected to be back to work very soon.  At this time he introduces the Band – The Axe and Dirk ‘the Pick’ Devon.  Tonight, the Band gets a shot at the World Tag Team Titles held by the Desperados.  Axe says that he and Dirk are on the same page and tonight, they become the new champs.  Dirk says they have never been more ready for anything and tonight, history will be made.  They walk off.

Our next match begins with the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck) making their way to the ring to a huge pop.  Their opponents tonight are Rockstar Spud and Ethan Carter III.  The Ascension are not here tonight to interfere in this match.  Before the match could begin, Ethan blasts Buzz with numerous chair shots.  Buzz starts off at a huge disadvantage.  As Buzz struggled in the ring, Starbuck is attacked by the Ascension who come through the crowd and nail the Fall of Man on Starback on the Spanish Announce table.  Starbuck is out.  The Ascension take off through the crowd and the fans are pissed.  Some even get into Viktor and Konnor’s faces.  Back in the ring, Spud and ECIII take their time dismantling Buzz.  Buzz is practically out on his feet.  Ethan props Buzz up in the corner and Spud holds him in place.  ECIII then nails a flying dropkick onto Buzz who then collapses in the ring.  ECIII makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Spud and Ethan celebrate while medics come out to check on Buzz and Starbuck.  Both end up being helped to the back by medical.  (11 min)

The King of Cones Magnum Kone is in the back and issues a challenge to Desperado member Leon Teremoto for his ranking for the Intercontinental title.   Leon has to accept.  Leon has to pull double duty tonight.

We go back to the ring for our tag team title match.  First, the Band (Axe and Dirk) come out and are heavily booed.  The Champs the Desperados come out next and the fans show their displeasure just as equally.  Pick and the Axe controlled the match for the first 7 minutes but after 2 minutes of double teaming, the Band started to stink.  Even the constant tagging in and out didn’t help them.  Leon and El Chango looked just as fresh at the 15 minute mark as they did when they first started.   El Chango did a lot of the work but Leon’s contributions were equally as powerful.  Leon runs across the ring and blasts the Axe with a forearm smash that sends him crashing to the floor.  El Chango then catches Dirk with a sunset flip and with a pull of the tights, gets the 1-2-3.  The Desperados are victorious in their title defense.  Dirk gets up and is pissed off and is looking around for the Axe.  He goes to the outside of the ring and starts to holler at Axe.  Axe gets to his feet and then BLASTS Dirk with ‘the Axe’.  Dirk is down.  The Axe snorts in disgust and then leaves his (now former) partner laying on the ground.   Dirk eventually gets up and makes his way to the back.  (16 min)

Triple Crown Champion Bray Wyatt says that he needs loosen up in the ring and tonight, he’s going to offer an HWF title shot to R-Truth.  This may be Truth’s one and only shot at singles gold.

R-Truth makes his way to the ring to a pop from the crowd.  He is then followed out by HWF World Champion (and Triple Crown) Bray Wyatt.  Wyatt is sporting all 3 of his championships.   For about 6 minutes, Truth holds his own but after that, Wyatt turned up the heat and Truth couldn’t handle the heat.  Bray blasted Truth with all sorts of dazzling maneuvers that Truth just couldn’t recover from.  Bray ends up hitting 2 consecutive “Sister Abigail” moves and then hammered on the back of Truth to prevent him from getting up.  Bray made the cover and got the easy 3 count.  Bray is successful in his title defense.  (19 min)

It is time for our main event.  Desperado member Leon Teremoto comes out first and by the looks of it, he seems fresh and ready to go.  Next, the King of Cones Magnum Kone comes out and powerwalks to the ring.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that if Leon loses this match, he will be moved to the X-Division line up and Magnum moves to the IC lineup.  Max then says he wants to add a prize to this contest.  Whomever wins the match will also be inserted into the King of the Ring tournament.   Leon goes right on the offensive with a spinebuster and then turns to gloat to the fans.  Magnum gets right up and then hurls Leon over the top rope.  He follows him out there and after throwing him into the ringpost and the stairs, he rolled back in to break the count and then rolled back out.  Magnum then hits Leon with the Popsicle (piledriver) on the floor.  Magnum then rolls back in and allows the ref to continue the count.  The ref stops his count to admonish Magnum but Kone just tells the ref to count.  The ref counts to 10 and counts Leon down and out.   Magnum Kone moves over to the Intercontinental Championship top 10 and is now entered into the King of the Ring tournament.  Magnum stands in the ring with his arms raised as the show comes to an end.


Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned for more action.  

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