Sunday, January 17, 2016

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2016 – #438



Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Just like last week, Max doesn’t kick off the show and after the pyro finishes, Diva Natalya makes her way out to the ring.  She says that the women are flocking together as there is strength in numbers and she won’t be left out.  She introduces her new tag team partner and the latest member to the HWF/CSWA family – Tamina Snuka.  Tamina makes her way out to the ring and says she’s ecstatic to be teaming with a 3rd generation wrestler – the granddaughter of the late great Stu Hart.  Natalya says that she’s happy to be teaming with the daughter of the ‘Superfly’ Jimmy Snuka.  They say that they will be known as the NEW Hart Foundation and have their sights set on the Women’s tag team titles.  Before they can leave, they are interrupted by Nikki and Brea – the Bella twins.  They say that they are the team to beat as they have tag team wrestling down to a science.  If Natalya and Tamina want a match, there is no time better than the present.  Tamina agrees and it looks like we have our first match of the night.

All we can say is that the New Hart Foundation was destroying the Bellas but because they look similar, they took advantage of switching out just before the other would get pinned.  They did this so often that they were constantly on the defensive rather than the offensive.  Before we knew it, the bell rang bringing this one to a 30 minute draw.  Both teams wanted to continue but the ref separated them and sent them all to the back.

In the interview area, Southern Belle says she’s here to explain why she came to Velvet’s aid.  Belle says that Velvet explained early on that she thought things were going sour but didn’t know when and who was going to be made the scapegoat.  Velvet says she reached out to Belle, a former member of the Beautiful People and said that she would request her help.  Belle at first declined thinking it was a trap or swerve of some sort but after watching Velvet get the crap kicked out of her by her (former) teammates, Belle said she couldn’t stand by any longer and had to act.  Velvet, standing next to her, says she is thankful Belle did the right thing and said that she wants to team up and enter the Women’s tag team tournament as a team.   Belle agrees and says they will be known as Southern Sky. 

We go back to the ring for our next match and Adam Rose is already in the ring.  Music hits and, uh oh, out comes Dr. Red Fang.  Fang powerwalks to the ring and immediately attacks Rose.  The bell is quickly rung to get this one started.  Adam Rose fairs a bit better and stays in control for the majority of the match.  Fang, however, must have been holding back because out of nowhere, he went all vicious on Rose.  Fang would repeatedly attack the leg of Rose and even smacked it into the ringpost a few times.  After the 20 minutes mark, Rose could barely stand on it anymore.  Fang then locked in a Spiderweb leglock and after Rose screamed in pain (and called for his Attitude Adjustment partner Abyss who wasn’t there), he tapped out.  Dr. Red Fang got his second win.  Fang started to go after Rose again but out ran Lucas Johnston who, armed with a chair, chased Fang from the ring saving Adam from further attack.  Fang backed up the ramp and cursed and hissed his way to the back.  (24 min)

Back in GM Max McGillicutty’s office, he has with him the Canadians (Drew and the Savior), New Day (Big E and Xavier Woods) and the Band (Dirk Devon and the Axe).  Although New Day won the placement for the top 10, the Canadians were not happy that they didn’t participate and the Band said that due to outside interference, they were eliminated too early.  Each team demands the next shot at the Desperados.  Max says he will compromise and put these 3 teams into a match against each other tonight and the winning team will get the next shot.  They all agreed to that.

North American Champion Kevin Owens makes his way to ringside.  He says he’s throwing out an open challenge to anyone in the NA top 10 for their shot tonight.  Goldust comes out and says he will take the match tonight.  Kevin just demolished Goldust and even though it looked like he took his time, he was never in any real jeopardy.  Kevin gets the 3 count after hitting Goldie with a package sidewalk slam in 17 min.

Undertaker is in the back and with him are the Forgotten (Erick Rowan, Luke Harper & Braun Stromann) and he says that his team needs to see some action tonight.  He’s heard that the Uso’s and Eric Young claim to not be afraid of them.  Tonight, after the dust has settled and EY and the Uso’s are on their backs counting the lights, they WILL be afraid.

We go back to the ring for our next match which is the 3 way fight for the next tag team title shot.  First, the Canadians make their way out.  They are followed by New Day and finally, the Band.  Both the Canadians and the Band teamed up and instantly eliminated New Day.  The Band then went to town and in a matter of minutes, eliminated the Canadians.  It looks like the Band – The Axe and Dirk ‘the Pick’ Devon will be getting the next title shot at the Desperados. (10 min)

In the back, A-Team members Adrian Neville and Antonio Cesaro say they are throwing out a challenge to the Ascension for their spot in the top 10 tag team rankings.  They know that the Ascension has to accept and say that not only are they the 6 man tag team champions, they will eventually become the World Tag team champs as well.

Elsewhere in the back, Magnum Kone is pacing and he says that finally, he is getting the rematch for the Hardcore title.  The Stache, the coward that he is, finally is giving him the match he desires.  Magnum says that if he does not win tonight, he will never fight for the Hardcore title again.

We go back to the ring and making their way out first are the Undertaker and the Forgotten.   Jimmy and Jey Uso and Eric Young make their way out but Undertaker directs them to attack before they can even get in the ring.  For the first 15 minutes of the match, the Forgotten were destroying everything in their path.  After a 3 minute triple team, the Uso’s and EY took over the control of the match and put the Forgotten on the defensive for the rest of the match.  Undertaker was not happy and just as Jey was going for a pin, Undertaker walks over and rings the bell.  He holds up a document saying that he can, at any time, for one match only, be a guest timekeeper.   Undertaker says the match has reached the time limit and tells the ref to call this one a draw.  The ref does and the Forgotten attack the Uso’s and EY once again beating them down.  Undertaker calls to them and they leave the ring.   (30 min draw according to the Undertaker)

Back in the interview area, the Stache says he’s finally going to take care of Magnum Kone and will never have to worry about him ever again.

We go back to the ring for our second to last match of the night with The Ascension being challenged by Neville & Cesaro from the A-Team for their spot.  The A-Team comes out first and then are followed by Konnor and Viktor.  Both teams went balls to the wall and beat the holy hell out of each other…any idea for how long?  30 minutes.  Yep, we got ourselves another time limit draw.  The Ascension retain their spot.

Max comes out to address the crowd.  He says that it’s been a long time since he’s seen this many time limit draws and said that he will make sure that our main event does not end that way.  Max says that there will be no time limit for the match and there will be a winner.  He announces the challenger first and out comes Magnum Kone – the King of Cones accompanied by his ‘lackeys’ Haagen and Daas.  They stay on the outside as Magnum climbs in.   Music hits and out comes the Hardcore Champion the Stache.  Stache is accompanied by the World tag team champions El Chango and Leon Teremoto.  The Desperados each take one side of the ring and Haagen and Daas take the others.  Max announces that the rules for tonight’s hardcore match will be a Lights Out rules match.  After about 3 minutes in, the challenger took the fight to the champ and the Stache struggled for the remainder of the match.  Both Desperados and Haagen and Daas got involved but due to this being a no DQ match, nothing could be done.  Towards the end of the match, Magnum just hit Stache with the popsicle and just as he was going for the pin, the Desperados jumped in with chairs and began beating Magnum down.  When Haagen and Daas tried to help, they took chairshots to the head for their efforts.  The Stache tells his team to leave the ring.  He circles Magnum and steps over and locks in the handlebar (camel clutch).  Magnum could not escape and ends up passing out.  The ref awards the match and the win to the Stache. 

Suddenly, the lights go out and 5 seconds later when they come on, the Stache is laid out in the ring but no one is there.  Max is on the ramp looking around for who it could be but there are no clues.  I guess we will have to wait to see if anything comes from this.


Thanks for reading.  Stay Tuned for more.

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