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Just like last week, Max doesn’t kick off the show and after the pyro
finishes, Diva Natalya makes her way out to the ring. She says that the women are flocking together
as there is strength in numbers and she won’t be left out. She introduces her new tag team partner and
the latest member to the HWF/CSWA family – Tamina Snuka. Tamina makes her way out to the ring and says
she’s ecstatic to be teaming with a 3rd generation wrestler – the
granddaughter of the late great Stu Hart.
Natalya says that she’s happy to be teaming with the daughter of the
‘Superfly’ Jimmy Snuka. They say that
they will be known as the NEW Hart Foundation and have their sights set on the
Women’s tag team titles. Before they can
leave, they are interrupted by Nikki and Brea – the Bella twins. They say that they are the team to beat as
they have tag team wrestling down to a science.
If Natalya and Tamina want a match, there is no time better than the
present. Tamina agrees and it looks like
we have our first match of the night.
All
we can say is that the New Hart Foundation was destroying the Bellas but
because they look similar, they took advantage of switching out just before the
other would get pinned. They did this so
often that they were constantly on the defensive rather than the
offensive. Before we knew it, the bell
rang bringing this one to a 30 minute draw.
Both teams wanted to continue but the ref separated them and sent them
all to the back.
In
the interview area, Southern Belle says she’s here to explain why she came to
Velvet’s aid. Belle says that Velvet
explained early on that she thought things were going sour but didn’t know when
and who was going to be made the scapegoat.
Velvet says she reached out to Belle, a former member of the Beautiful
People and said that she would request her help. Belle at first declined thinking it was a
trap or swerve of some sort but after watching Velvet get the crap kicked out
of her by her (former) teammates, Belle said she couldn’t stand by any longer
and had to act. Velvet, standing next to
her, says she is thankful Belle did the right thing and said that she wants to
team up and enter the Women’s tag team tournament as a team. Belle agrees and says they will be known as
Southern Sky.
We
go back to the ring for our next match and Adam Rose is already in the
ring. Music hits and, uh oh, out comes
Dr. Red Fang. Fang powerwalks to the
ring and immediately attacks Rose. The
bell is quickly rung to get this one started.
Adam Rose fairs a bit better and stays in control for the majority of
the match. Fang, however, must have been
holding back because out of nowhere, he went all vicious on Rose. Fang would repeatedly attack the leg of Rose
and even smacked it into the ringpost a few times. After the 20 minutes mark, Rose could barely
stand on it anymore. Fang then locked in
a Spiderweb leglock and after Rose screamed in pain (and called for his Attitude
Adjustment partner Abyss who wasn’t there), he tapped out. Dr. Red Fang got his second win. Fang started to go after Rose again but out
ran Lucas Johnston who, armed with a chair, chased Fang from the ring saving
Adam from further attack. Fang backed up
the ramp and cursed and hissed his way to the back. (24 min)
Back
in GM Max McGillicutty’s office, he has with him the Canadians (Drew and the
Savior), New Day (Big E and Xavier Woods) and the Band (Dirk Devon and the
Axe). Although New Day won the placement
for the top 10, the Canadians were not happy that they didn’t participate and
the Band said that due to outside interference, they were eliminated too
early. Each team demands the next shot
at the Desperados. Max says he will
compromise and put these 3 teams into a match against each other tonight and
the winning team will get the next shot.
They all agreed to that.
North
American Champion Kevin Owens makes his way to ringside. He says he’s throwing out an open challenge
to anyone in the NA top 10 for their shot tonight. Goldust comes out and says he will take the
match tonight. Kevin just demolished
Goldust and even though it looked like he took his time, he was never in any
real jeopardy. Kevin gets the 3 count
after hitting Goldie with a package sidewalk slam in 17 min.
Undertaker
is in the back and with him are the Forgotten (Erick Rowan, Luke Harper &
Braun Stromann) and he says that his team needs to see some action
tonight. He’s heard that the Uso’s and
Eric Young claim to not be afraid of them.
Tonight, after the dust has settled and EY and the Uso’s are on their
backs counting the lights, they WILL be afraid.
We
go back to the ring for our next match which is the 3 way fight for the next
tag team title shot. First, the
Canadians make their way out. They are
followed by New Day and finally, the Band.
Both the Canadians and the Band teamed up and instantly eliminated New
Day. The Band then went to town and in a
matter of minutes, eliminated the Canadians.
It looks like the Band – The Axe and Dirk ‘the Pick’ Devon will be
getting the next title shot at the Desperados. (10 min)
In
the back, A-Team members Adrian Neville and Antonio Cesaro say they are
throwing out a challenge to the Ascension for their spot in the top 10 tag team
rankings. They know that the Ascension
has to accept and say that not only are they the 6 man tag team champions, they
will eventually become the World Tag team champs as well.
Elsewhere
in the back, Magnum Kone is pacing and he says that finally, he is getting the
rematch for the Hardcore title. The
Stache, the coward that he is, finally is giving him the match he desires. Magnum says that if he does not win tonight,
he will never fight for the Hardcore title again.
We
go back to the ring and making their way out first are the Undertaker and the
Forgotten. Jimmy and Jey Uso and Eric
Young make their way out but Undertaker directs them to attack before they can
even get in the ring. For the first 15
minutes of the match, the Forgotten were destroying everything in their
path. After a 3 minute triple team, the
Uso’s and EY took over the control of the match and put the Forgotten on the
defensive for the rest of the match.
Undertaker was not happy and just as Jey was going for a pin, Undertaker
walks over and rings the bell. He holds
up a document saying that he can, at any time, for one match only, be a guest
timekeeper. Undertaker says the match
has reached the time limit and tells the ref to call this one a draw. The ref does and the Forgotten attack the
Uso’s and EY once again beating them down.
Undertaker calls to them and they leave the ring. (30 min draw according to the Undertaker)
Back
in the interview area, the Stache says he’s finally going to take care of
Magnum Kone and will never have to worry about him ever again.
We
go back to the ring for our second to last match of the night with The
Ascension being challenged by Neville & Cesaro from the A-Team for their
spot. The A-Team comes out first and
then are followed by Konnor and Viktor.
Both teams went balls to the wall and beat the holy hell out of each
other…any idea for how long? 30
minutes. Yep, we got ourselves another
time limit draw. The Ascension retain
their spot.
Max
comes out to address the crowd. He says
that it’s been a long time since he’s seen this many time limit draws and said
that he will make sure that our main event does not end that way. Max says that there will be no time limit for
the match and there will be a winner. He
announces the challenger first and out comes Magnum Kone – the King of Cones
accompanied by his ‘lackeys’ Haagen and Daas.
They stay on the outside as Magnum climbs in. Music hits and out comes the Hardcore
Champion the Stache. Stache is accompanied
by the World tag team champions El Chango and Leon Teremoto. The Desperados each take one side of the ring
and Haagen and Daas take the others. Max
announces that the rules for tonight’s hardcore match will be a Lights Out
rules match. After about 3 minutes in,
the challenger took the fight to the champ and the Stache struggled for the
remainder of the match. Both Desperados
and Haagen and Daas got involved but due to this being a no DQ match, nothing
could be done. Towards the end of the
match, Magnum just hit Stache with the popsicle and just as he was going for
the pin, the Desperados jumped in with chairs and began beating Magnum
down. When Haagen and Daas tried to
help, they took chairshots to the head for their efforts. The Stache tells his team to leave the ring. He circles Magnum and steps over and locks in
the handlebar (camel clutch). Magnum could
not escape and ends up passing out. The
ref awards the match and the win to the Stache.
Suddenly,
the lights go out and 5 seconds later when they come on, the Stache is laid out
in the ring but no one is there. Max is
on the ramp looking around for who it could be but there are no clues. I guess we will have to wait to see if
anything comes from this.
Thanks
for reading. Stay Tuned for more.
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