Monday, December 21, 2015

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – #433 – Starcade fallout


Hello fans and welcome back to our show.  Tonight’s is the last show of the year as GM Max McGillicutty has given the entire roster the rest of the year off. 

The show kicks off with Men’s Money in the Bank winner Jimmy Uso coming out and heads to the ring.  He says that he is much better at tag team than at singles competition so tonight, he is cashing in his contract for a shot at the Tag team titles held by the Desperados.  The champs (El Chango and Leon Teremoto) come out and belittle Jimmy who is then joined by his brother Jey.  The Uso’s call the Desperados “chicken” and then start clucking in the ring.  Leon gets pissed off and rushes the ring but the Uso’s dispatch him pretty easy.  Leon then returns to the ramp to join his partner.  El Chango stares at him briefly before accepting the match for tonight.  They then leave.

Back in his office, Max reports that because of the stipulation Brock put in (no one else), he is out of the CSWA and HWF.  It could be possible in the future that Brock could return but for now, he’s done.

We go to the ring for our first match.  First, out comes the Ascension (Viktor and Konnor) with MJ.  MJ is wearing a neckbrace after being on the receiving end of a Bubba Bomb.  Their opponents, Bo Dallas and Jack Swagger – The Varsity Club.  The Ascension immediately attacked Swagger and the Varsity Club went on the defense never to recover.  Konnor and Viktor took all their aggressions out on Bo and Jack and Viktor finished off Jack with a spinning back elbow smash.  After the 3 count, the Ascension continued the beatdown until MJ called them off.  The Ascension are still in a pissy mood and probably will be till next year.  (10 min)

In the back, Women’s money in the bank winner Bayley says that tonight she is cashing in her contract against Women’s champion Paige.  Gail Kim walks over and says she was screwed out of the title.  She challenges Bayley to put her briefcase on the line against her.  Bayley tells Gail to be ready as she’s bringing her A-game.

It’s time for our next match and it is for the Tag Team titles.  The Uso’s (Jey and Jimmy) come out first.  New music hits and then the champs (El Chango & Leon Teremoto) make their way to the ring.  Jimmy and Jey put on a tough show but the champs where just a tad better.  The Uso’s got dumped on the outside of the ring a few times and each time, due to Leon’s interference, they almost got counted out.  The Uso’s would battle back and Jey would take Leon out with a toss-up Samoan drop but El Chango caught Jimmy with the Diamond Dust and with a hook of the tights, secures the 1-2-3.  The Desperados are victorious in their first title defense.  (16 min)

The Icon Sting makes his way out to a pop from the crowd.  Sting says that he gave it his all at Starcade but Tyler Breeze was the better man.  Sting asks for Tyler to come out .  Tyler makes his way to the ring.  Sting says that the champ put on a hell of a contest and the fact he’s holding the X-division title shows he was the man to beat.  Sting says he didn’t.  He thanks Tyler for the chance to fight for that title.  Sting then says that he put it all on the line but couldn’t take the gold.  Sting says that he’s already spoken with GM Max McGillicutty as well the owners and thinks that now is the time for him to retire.  The fans explode with “no” and he says he’s always been thankful for the fan’s support but he does want to retire while he’s still healthy.  He thanks the fans once again and they start a “Thank you Sting” chant.  Sting has to wipe a tear from his eye as he becomes emotional.  He then leaves the ring for perhaps the very last time.

Max is in his office and he says that the Miz and Phat Sol will have a rematch tonight in the main event with no time limit as he wants this one to be over between the two of them.

It is time for the next match.  This one has Eric Young taking on Goldust with Stardust in his corner.  This one went 23 minutes with Goldie controlling the entire match.  EY ran at Goldust but got caught and thrown up in the air behind him.  EY came crashing down hard on the steel post almost knocking himself out.  Goldust made the quick cover and got the 1-2-3.  Medics came to check on Eric and was taken out on a stretcher.  (23 min)

The Hashtag himself CJ makes his way out to the ring.  He tells the fans that his match between Magnum Kone and the Stache was brutal.  However, as was pointed out last week, CJ was never pinned nor did he submit.  He feels he let the fans down (they cheer him to pump them up).  CJ promised that this time off will be put to good use.  He will hit the gym double hard and will come back next year.   He got the Stache to tap out and eventually pass out once and he will do it again.  CJ says that having the fans in his corner has made him a better wrestler and a better man (huge pop from the crowd).  CJ says thank you once again and leaves to the cheers from the fans. 

In the back, the Miz says that he had Phat Sol on the ropes and if it weren’t for the time limit, he’d have bested him.  Larry Morton tells the Miz he has it backwards and Miz almost hits him.  Miz says that Phat Sol is done after tonight.  He then walks away.

We go back to the ring for our next match which is a best of 3 falls match for Bayley’s money in the bank contract.  First, Bayley comes out to the cheering from the fans and gets a decent pop.  She hands her briefcase to the ref.  Gail Kim comes out next to a good pop from the crowd.  She climbs the turnbuckles salutes the fans.  The bell rings and this one is started.  This one starts off fast and furious.  Bayley outwrestled Gail Kim much to the surprise of the former champ.  About 8 minutes in, Gail gets desperate and after choking Bayley in the corner, locks in a dragon sleeper.  Gail used the ropes for leverage and that caused Bayley to tap out.  Gail Kim wins the first fall.  The second fall saw Bayley turn up the heat and at 4 minutes, threw Gail out of the ring.  Bayley then climbs the turnbuckle and nails a suicide dive onto Kim.  She crawls back into the ring just before the 10 count.  Bayley wins the second fall via countout at 4 minutes.  The ref now informs us that the third fall will be no countout.  Gail got really fired up and put Bayley on the defensive.  Both women technically would have been counted out a few times but with the rule in place, the match continued.  Gail, while on the outside, threw Bayley into the steel steps two times.  She then threw her back in the ring.  Bayley goes for a lariat but Kim ducked and hit a flying hurricanrana.  She hooks the leg (and a bit of tights) and gets the 1-2-3.  (16 min)  Gail Kim wins the money in the bank contract.  (total match time: 28 min).  Gail then calls out Paige and says she’s cashing in right now. 

Women’s Champion Paige comes out and accepts the match. Paige was super fresh and Gail was tired from her match (not quite sure why she put out the challenge).  Paige owned Kim and at the 8 minute mark, locked in the PTO (Paige tap out) and got Gail to tap.  Paige retains her title.  Bayley, who was sitting at ringside, approaches the champ and says she’d like to have a non-title match with her in the future.  Paige humored her and said next year it would happen.  (8 min for the match; 10 for the segment)

 It is time for the main event.  The challenger Phat Sol comes out first and gets one of the biggest pops of the night.  He is then followed out by US Champion the Miz and the Fiend.  The Fiend sits at commentary.   After Phat hits the Miz with a jaw jacker, he went on the defensive and The Miz just went to town and beat down on Phat.  Phat would try to make a comeback but Miz would outwrestle him.  The few times the Miz went for the pin, he made a sloppy cover and then was surprised when Phat kicked out.  Miz could have had this all locked up but his arrogance pushed him to continue to punish Phat (for just being Phat).  Miz connects with a flying headscissors and then shows off to the fans.  Phat manages to get to his feet and then as Miz turns around, kicks him in the gut and then hits the Phat Phat (Brainbuster).  Phat hooks the leg as the ref counts 1…2…3.  Phat Sol has won the match and is the NEW US Champion.  Phat’s niece Madame Jade comes down to celebrate with him and balloons and streamers fall from the ceiling.  Phat celebrates with his title as the Miz leaves the ring disgraced.  The show comes to an end with fans piling in the ring and celebrating with the new champ. (13 min)

With that, our final newsletter of 2015 comes to an end.  From the HWF and CSWA, we wish you all a very save and Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year.  See you in 2016!!!


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