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fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Starcade will begin in just one short week. GM Max McGillicutty starts off the show with
an announcement. He says that the fans
have voted on who, between CJ and the Stache, had the better show. I don’t think it could have been any
closer. Max opens a piece of paper and
announces that the Stache won this one at 50.5% to 49.5%. We think that the match that put him over the
top was the Bray Wyatt/John Cena vs the Brothers of Destruction buried alive
match did it. Max unveils a trophy and
calls for the Stache to come out and get his award. Max waits but the Stache doesn’t show. The camera cuts to the back and we hear some
yelling from behind a closed door. The
cameraman approaches a closet that is blocked by a forklift. Apparently, someone parked this in front of
the door and stuck behind it…by the sound of it…the Stache. “GET ME OUT OF HERE!” echoes from behind the
door.
We
go to the ring for our first match.
Beautiful People member Velvet Sky is taking on Bella sister Brie
Bella. This one went a lot longer than
expected as Brie held her own but eventually fell victim to the Beauty Mark at
the 25 minute mark.
In
the back, Madame Jade meets with GM Max McGillicutty. She sweet talks him into letting her have
another shot to wrestle at the PPV for the Divas title. Ravishing Raquel walks in and asks “When did
winning a tournament to become the #1 contender mean you have to fight for
something you’ve already won?” Max says
that Raquel is a top contender for sure but if you want to continue to be
considered at the top of the heap, you need to fight for it. Raquel says that she’ll do the match but if
she wins, Madame Jade needs to be removed from all future title shots. Madame Jade steps up and says that she’ll
agree to this stipulation but ONLY if Raquel can beat her in 15 minutes. Raquel says “Done” and walks out.
The
Elitist Champion Reid Rothchild makes his way to the ring and begins speaking
about not having an opponent for the PPV and he is interrupted by Wade
Barrett. Barrett says he has bad news
for Reid and that he is next in line for the Elitist title. He will take that title and prove he’s deserving. Reid offers a non-title match right now to
see if he’s really ready. Reid says he’s
ready now and tells Barrett to bring it.
Reid took the match to Barrett and was going for the final pin but
Barrett recovered enough to throw Reid out of the ring. Barrett followed him out and rammed Reid’s
back into the steel post. Barrett rolled
Reid back into the ring and hammered Reid’s back over and over. After Reid stopped moving, Barrett hooked the
tights for the 1-2-3. Barrett grabs the
title and stands over Reid. Barrett gets
the win and will go on to meet Reid for the Elitist title at the PPV. (23 min)
In
the back, the Shield (Ambrose, Rollins and Reigns) issue a challenge to the
A-Team for a shot at the 6 man titles at the PPV. Alberto Del Rio, Adrian Neville and Antonio
Cesaro walk over and say they accept.
Next
up is Madame Jade taking on Ravishing Raquel.
If Jade can get the win, she will take Raquel’s spot at the PPV. Raquel needs to get the win in 15 minutes but
if she doesn’t, the match becomes a 3 way battle for the title. This one has both women go toe to toe and
neither gives an inch. The match goes to
the 15 minute time limit and with this draw, Madame Jade is inserted into the
title match against Taylor Bella for the Diva’s title. (15 min)
Paige
makes her way out to the ring and throws out a challenge to Women’s Champion
Gail Kim for her title at the PPV. Gail
comes out and accepts.
The
Miz makes his way out (with the Fiend) saying that he is giving the people a
treat and will defend the US title here and now. A-Team member Alberto Del Rio comes out and
says he is the #1 contender. Miz says
that this is a best of 3 falls match.
During the first fall, the Miz tells the Fiend to get involved and as he
climbs on the apron, Del Rio hurls Miz into him and they collide. Del Rio rolls Miz up and gets the 1-2-3. Alberto steals the first fall. (15 min)
The ref then sends the Fiend to the back to avoid any further
interference. Miz is not happy and looks
like he’s going to cry. Alberto says
that the Miz can have the belt back ONLY if he can beat him in 15 minutes
without any outside interference. Miz
accepts. Miz goes on the offensive and
Alberto was not prepared (based on how crappy he did in the first fall). Miz fought hard and after hitting a couple of
legsweep facebusters, Miz climbs to the top rope and hits a springboard
legdrop. Miz makes the cover and gets
the pin at the 12 minute mark. Miz grabs
his title and runs but as he gets to the top of the ramp, Phat Sol comes out
and clotheslines him. Phat grabs the US
title and holds it over his head before dropping on Miz and walking away. (27 min total; 30 min for the segment)
Desperado
member El Chango comes out and says he wants to wrestle solo and issues an open
challenge to whomever. Buzz Steel from
the Steel Curtain comes out but as he’s walking to the ring, the other
Desperado members (the Stache and Leon Teremoto) attack him. Starbuck Steel and CJ come out for the
save. Magnum Kone then runs out with his
two cronies and attacks CJ and the Stache.
The Desperados scurry away through the crowd and CJ and the Steel
Curtain send Kone and his Kronies up the ramp.
Max comes out and says that the main event tonight will encompass all of
these men in a ring with one team walking out with a win.
The
lights go dim and the eerie blue light shines into the ring. The lights come up and all of a sudden, the
Undertaker is standing there. He takes a
mic and says that John Cena has bitten off more than he can chew and at
Starcade, in a Last Man Standing match, he will put Cena away once and for
all. The gong sounds and the lights go
out and a few seconds later when they come back on, Undertaker is gone.
In
the back, Magnum Kone says that to avoid any further whining and complaining,
he went and secured a “contract” to use a copyrighted name. He says that Jen and Barry are gone and are
now replaced with “Haagen” and “Daas”.
Magnum smiles evilly while he consumes some “Premium goodness” (Haagen
Daas Chocolate Peanut Butter ice cream).
With
all of the challenging going on, Max says that the following matches are being
added to the Starcade 3-day card.
Diva’s
title match: Taylor Bella (champ) vs
Ravishing Raquel vs Madame Jade
Elitist
title match: Reid Rothchild vs Wade
Barrett
Women’s
title match: champ Gail Kim vs Paige
The
Band vs the Canadian Express (at the request of Drew, the Love Machine)
Cena
vs Undertaker – Last Man Standing
The
Dudley’s vs the Ascension in a tables match
6
Man tag team title match: A-Team vs the
Shield
It
is time for the main event. First, the
Desperados make their way to the ring.
They are then followed by Magnum Kone and Haagen & Daas. Finally, the World tag team champs the Steel
Curtain come out with the HASHTAG himself, CJ.
The Champs and CJ hit the ring and everyone bails. Finally, everyone is coaxed back in to the
ring and we have ourselves a match.
Everyone went after the champs & CJ and beat them down till they
couldn’t stand. The Stache then dragged
CJ outside the ring and handcuffed him to the ringside post. The Steel Curtain then get dumped into the
crowd. Magnum Kone and Haagen &
Daas then went to town on the Desperados with Leon taking a major bump off the
apron to the floor below. The end came
after The Stache nailed Haagen with the handlebar (submission) and El Chango
hit Daas with a tornado DDT. The ref
made the count and counted to 3 as Haagen was tapping out. The Desperados win this one and stand
victorious. A pissed off CJ finally
manages to break free and along with the recovering champs, all grabbed chairs
and chased the Desperados from the ring.
The show ends with CJ, Buzz and Starbuck Steel celebrating with the
fans.
Just
before the show could come to a close, GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says
that due to the fact that next week there are 3 shows plus a recap for Fanfest,
he says that the show normally taking place on Sunday will be cancelled and
next week will be dedicated to the FanFest and the 3 day extravaganza –
STARCADE! See you there.
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