Hello
fans and welcome to Day two of our Starcade PPV spectacular. Today’s show picks up where yesterday’s show
left off. GM Max McGillicutty makes his
way to the stage and welcomes everyone here and at home to our show. Max says that he is not going to waste any
time and wants to get this show moving.
CSWA
World Champion Samoa Joe comes out to a huge pop. Joe talks about his accomplishments and says
that adding the Triple Crown to his collection will prove he is the best in the
business. He will walk out with all the
gold and then everyone in the business will respect him. He is interrupted when HWF World Champion
Brock Lesnar comes out. Brock says that
Joe is mistaken and that he is under the delusion of who will walk out with the
belts. Brock says that he, the Beast
Incarnate, will walk out with all the gold.
Brock even says that he’d be willing to put his entire career on the
line to make his point.
They
are interrupted by Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt. Wyatt has a mic.
"Simmer
down, boys. I know what you're feeling right now, Brock…Joe, and believe me
when I say it's okay to be afraid. For I am the hammer that everybody fears but
she is the force that drives the nail. So my advice to you is that you enjoy
your world as long as you can, man... because I am gonna take it all away.
Follow the buzzards." Bray drops
the mic and walks away. Brock stares at
Joe before leaving. Joe eventually
leaves.
We
go to the ring for our first match. This
is a Women’s Money in the Bank match. This
one had 20 different women come down to participate but both Women’s Champion
Gail Kim and Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel were both eliminated early. The final two left were Awesome Kong and
Bayley. They fought for 17 minutes
trying to eliminate each other but had no luck.
Bayley outwrestled Kong and dazzled the monster with her quick moves. Bayley ends up hitting a corkscrew armdrag
and rolled into a pin and got the 1-2-3.
Bayley wins this one and is guaranteed a future title match at a belt of
her choice. She celebrates with the fans
before leaving. (30 min)
We
cut to the back where Devon and Bubba Ray Dudley are being interviewed. They say that the Ascension are now in their
yard participating in a match they’ve mastered.
Bubba says that the Ass-cension will be destroyed tonight. Devon looks at the camera and says “TESTIFY.”
The
Elitist Champion Reid Rothchild says that he has a match against Wade Barrett. Barrett got lucky in their last match but
tonight, luck just ran out. “This is MY
title and it isn’t going anywhere.” Reid
then walks off camera.
We
go back to the ring for our next match.
The fans immediately chant “We want tables” (clap, clap, clapclapclap)
and the Dudleys come out first carrying two tables. The fans pop loud. They get to the ring and set up the tables
and then climb the turnbuckles much to the delight of the fans. Their music is abruptly cut off and out comes
Viktor and Konnor – The Ascension with their manager MJ. They have a table of their own but they are
heavily booed as they make their way to ringside. Viktor takes a mic and tells the Dudleys that
just like all the tag teams before them, the Ascension will destroy the Dudleys
and make them barely a footnote in the history of professional wrestling. The bell rings and all 4 men start beating
the crap out of each other. Konnor
introduces a chair into the brawl and Devon pulled out a ladder. This just became a tables, ladders and chairs
match. Stuff was flying everywhere and the Dudley’s showed the Ascension the
meaning of the term ‘hardcore’. The
Dudley’s put both Konnor and Viktor through separate tables but neither could
get the pin. At one point, a table was
set up between two ladders (up off the mat) and one below it. While fighting on the ladders, Devon and
Konnor were trading punches and Devon almost fell off. He armdragged Konnor from his side of the
ladder, up over the top, through the first table and down to the mat through
the second table. “HOLY SHIT” chats
echoed throughout the arena. Bubba put
Viktor through a table with a Bubba Bomb but still the Ascension kicked out. Somehow, Viktor and Konnor recovered enough
and started to battle back. All 4 men
ended up in the ring again with Konnor dispatching Devon. Viktor, out of nowhere, hits the Psycho
Crusher on Bubba through another table and just as he crawls over to make the
cover, the bell rings bringing this one to a 30 minute draw. The fans once again popped HUGE as all 4 men
struggled to get to their feet. MJ gets
in the ring and raises the arms of his two men who then leave the ring. MJ then goes over to Bubba and starts shaking
a finger in his face. Bubba looks to the
crowd and gives them a ‘thumbs up’ and grabs MJ and Bubba Bombs him right in
the ring. Viktor slides back in and
pulls MJ out of the ring. They help
their manager to the back while a beat up and bruised Dudley Boys celebrate
with the fans before leaving. (30 min)
Sting
is interviewed and says that tonight is a trial by fire. He will teach Tyler Breeze the meaning of the
word respect and he do that from pillar to post and prove that he is worthy to
carry the X-Division title.
Booby
Roode comments about Sonic Blade hiding from him all this time and now he
finally gets his rightful shot at the IC title. He is the “Adonis” to Sonic’s
“Slug”. This will be an easy win.
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
First, over the loudspeaker blares “I’ve got some bad news for ya…” and
out comes Wade Barrett. Barrett struts
to the ring and then raises his arms like he’s won the lottery. Reid’s music hits and out comes the Elitist
Champion and he is accompanied by his wife and the NEW Diva’s Champion
Ravishing Raquel. Barrett proved that
his win over Reid in the non-title match was no fluke and took the match to the
champ. Reid could not stop the onslaught
that Barrett brought forth and was on the receiving end of a beating he’s not
had in quite a long time. At 17 minutes,
Reid was fading fast but not fast enough for Wade. Wade left the ring and grabbed a chair. The ref told Wade to drop it and Wade blasted
Reid with the chair resulting in a disqualification. Reid retains the title via DQ. The Diva’s Champion jumped in the ring and
started mouthing off to Wade. He grabbed
her by the wrist and threatened to drop her but Reid recovered quickly and got
to his feet nailed Barrett with the Rothchild Stunner. Reid and Raquel grabbed both of their titles
and left the ring. Barrett eventually
recovered and left the ring rubbing his jaw.
(18 min)
Tyler
Breeze says tonight, the Icon Sting faces off against the X-Division champion
and there will only one winner and that HE will be the one with his arm raised
at the end of the match.
John
Cena shows up backstage and is told that his match against the Undertaker
tonight will be a Last Man Standing match.
Cena says that the Undertaker is past his prime and says that today, the
Undertaker doesn’t respect him but after their match, he will.
We
head back to the ring for the next match.
The challenger Bobby Roode comes out first and is booed. He is then followed by the Intercontinental
Champion Sonic Blade. Blade is
accompanied by his tag team partner the Nigerian Wraith. The Wraith and Sonic Blade get a big pop from
the crowd. The match was pretty even and
both men really held their own. At one
point, Bobby Roode pie faced the Wraith and that really pissed him off. The Wraith, all nonchalantly, grabbed a chair
and just as Roode turned around, the Wraith blasted him with it. The ref then immediately disqualified Sonic
Blade for outside interference. Bobby
Roode wins the match but the title does NOT change hands on a disqualification
so Sonic Blade (luckily) retains his title.
(11 min)
Larry
Morton is in the back and introduces the Phenom the Undertaker. Morton asks Undertaker his thoughts about
John Cena. Undertaker says that Cena is
an overpaid jobber who believes his own hype.
Undertaker says he’s been around for 2 decades and isn’t going
anywhere. Cena, however, will have his
final match tonight and once he’s gone, Undertaker will once again go after the
World title and reassert his dominance as the greatest wrestler in this sport.
We
go back to the ring for our next match.
The challenger Sting rappels down from the rafters wearing his
trenchcoat and pulls a baseball bat out from under his coat. Music hits and out comes the X-Division
Champion Tyler Breeze. For 5 minutes, the two went toe to toe but after Tyler
connected with an Implant DDT and a 2 count, the tide turned in the favor of
the champion. Tyler then beat Sting in
and out of the ring with the Icon struggling to keep up. Sting finally was able to connect with a
Scorpion Death drop and that changed the tide in favor of the Icon. Sting took the fight to Tyler and Tyler
seemed worried. The two continued to
duke it out reversing each other’s moves and trying to one-up each other. The fans started cheering for both men and
they actually stopped the match to soak in the reactions from the fans. Sting managed to lock Tyler in the Scorpion
Death Lock but Tyler actually powered out of it much to the surprise of Sting
and Tyler he locked Sting in an abdominal stretch. Tyler hits Sting with an Implant DDT but
Sting gets right up and does his Stinger scream in Tyler’s face trying to put
Tyler off his game. Tyler instead hits
another Implant DDT and hooks the leg this time getting the 1-2-3. Tyler Breeze retains his title. As Tyler celebrates in the ring, Sting
eventually recovers and confronts Tyler.
Sting stares at him for a moment before extending his hand. Tyler looks around and the crowd pops. Tyler eventually shakes Sting’s hand in a
sign of mutual respect. Sting leaves the
ring and lets Tyler soak in the reaction from the crowd. (21 min)
Clarkus
Kentus comes to the ring and he introduces the new Hardcore Champion – The
Stache. Stache says that it was
inevitable and he knew that he would be victorious over Magnum Kone and
CJ. CJ then walks to the ring and says
that the Stache was the better man IN that match (but he sucks otherwise).
Stache holds the belt in CJ’s face and says that the best man has the
title. CJ says that Stache is the champ
but he did NOT beat him but pinned Magnum.
When the Stache decides he wants to man up, CJ will be waiting for his
chance to get the belt…again. The Stache tries to take a swing but CJ locks
him in the guillotine choke and won’t let up.
The Stache is tapping out but CJ just cinches it in until the Stache
passes out. El Chango and Leon Teremoto
run out but CJ takes off through the crowd.
He says the Stache best get prepared for him in the new year because he
is about to make Stache’s life a living hell.
The Desperados help their teammate to the back.
GM
Max McGillicutty comes out and says that it is time for the main event. The Doctor of Thuganomics takes on the Phenom
the Undertaker. Max says that the rules
for this match will be Last Man Standing – the loser of the match will be the
one who cannot answer the 10 count.
First, he introduces John Cena who comes out to a small pop but that
gets buried in the booing that follows.
A gong sounds and an eerie blue light shines the way to the ring. The Undertaker makes his way out and takes
his time getting in the ring. He climbs
in to the ring and raises his arms and the lights come up. The bell sounds and Undertaker goes on the
offensive not caring what rules he was breaking. Undertaker had to be reprimanded by the ref
numerous times and the fans started getting tired of it. Cena started to battle back and the cheering,
little by little, started to increase and Undertaker started getting
booed. Both men fought all over the
place. Cena hit an F-U but Undertaker
popped up at 2. Undertaker would hit
both a tombstone piledriver and the Last Ride and Cena would kick out of
both…barely. Undertaker ended up hitting
Cena with a chokeslam through the Spanish announce table. He barely made it back to his feet by the 10
count. The more Undertaker threw at
Cena, the more the Dr. took. The fans
began cheering for Cena more as the match went on. By the time the match hit the 20 minute mark,
the audience was very pro-Cena and that pissed off the Undertaker. Finally, Undertaker pulled Cena out of the
ring and took him to the regular announcers table. He called for the last ride. He set Cena up but Cena struggled out of it
and picked up the Undertaker and nailed the F-U right through the table. John makes the cover and the ref counts
1-2-3. John then steps away and the ref
begins the 10 count. The ref counted to
10 and Undertaker was still down. John
Cena wins this one in a very hard fought fashion. The fans pop for John and at first he’s not
sure how to accept it but then finally takes it in and celebrates with the
fans.
As
the camera pans the building, it looks up to the rafters (something caught the
camera’s attention) and we see the Caped Crusader up there. He smiles and then disappears back into the
shadows.
With
that, the show comes to an end. We have
one final day and those matches promise to live up to the past two days
events. Stay tuned.
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