Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Just because the month of October is winding down doesn’t mean the
action is. We have a great line up for
you tonight that will see our main event actually have “the Main Event” Buff
Austin fighting against a man who seems to be a thorn in his side – Mr.
Wrestling #5. 5’s livelihood is on the
line so there is a lot at stake in our headliner show.
The
show begins with “Main Event” Buff Austin coming out saying how great he is et
al and the fans just don’t seem to care.
He tells the audience that after tonight, no one will ever see Mr.
Wrestling around these parts ever again.
Buff then leaves the ring to the booing of the fans.
We
go to the ring for our first match which has Epico and Primo Colon taking on
Kenta and Tajiri. This was total
annihilation by the Japanese wrestlers.
They beat the holy hell out of the Colons and the match came to a
merciful end once Kenta nailed Primo with a double underhook suplex and covered
him for the 1-2-3. Kenta and Tajiri win
this one and could be future contenders for a tag team title shot. (22 min)
In
the back, Bobby Lashley is talking with the interns and they congratulate him
on is dominant win over Jeff Jarrett. Ken Anderson walks over and says that
Bobby didn’t accomplish anything. Jarrett
was a no-body that was beat by Curtis Axel for cryin’ out loud. If Bobby wants real competition in the ring,
he should consider taking on Missssssssssssssssster Annnnnnnnnnderson. Ken walks away.
Alexander
Rusev makes his way out to the ring and says that Big Show disrespected him and
his country. He calls out Big Show to
face him in the ring right here and right now.
Big Show makes his way out and says he’d be happy to oblige. Once again, Big Show disrespected Rusev by
wiping the mat with him. Show totally
dominated this match and it came to an end only after Show nailed Alexander
with the Cutting Edge. Rusev rolled out
of the ring and slunk his way to the back.
(11 min)
In
the back, Leon Teremoto says he wants to issue a challenge to Curtis Axel for
his North American title spot. He says
that Axel has to accept or will prove to be the coward everyone knows he is. Axel makes his way out and says he’s ready
for that match right here and now and calls out Leon. Leon makes his way to the ring and we have
ourselves another match. Leon appeared
to hold his own for about 11 minutes but after that, he wasn’t looking so
good. Axel, on the other hand, actually
began to look like the (real life) son of Mr. Perfect. Axel schooljed Leon and after a flurry of
punches and kicks, he covered Leon for the 1-2-3. Curtis Axel retains his spot. (25 min)
Backstage,
we run into the Stache. He says that
next show, in that very ring, he is going to call out CJ and he’ll be
interested to see if CJ has the guts to show up at all.
We
go back to the ring for the next match Bobby Lashley vs Ken Anderson. Anderson comes out with a mic and introduces
himself as Mistteerrrrrrrrrrrr Aaaaaandersonnnnnnnn. Lashley comes out next to a huge pop from the
fans. Ken is not happy that the fans
like Bobby more than him and jumps out of the ring to attack Bobby. Bobby, however was ready for him and
immediately threw him into the steel steps.
Bobby rolled in the ring and called for Anderson to join him. Ken took his time walking around the ring
yelling at fans to shut up and then rolled in.
Ken put up a fight but he was no match for the power of Bobby
Lashley. For 14 minutes, Bobby beat the
snot out of Ken and finally pinned him after hitting him with the
Dominator. Bobby gets the win. He offers his hand to Ken who slaps it away and
sulks to the back. Bobby celebrates with
the fans and then leaves. (14 min)
Randy
Orton says he is ready to cement his place in history when he defeats Brock
Lesnar for the HWF title. He is
interrupted by Ryback who challenges him for his spot. Orton accepts. That match will be later.
We
are back in the ring for the next match which is R-Truth vs Sami Zayn. Sami dazzled everyone with his hi-flying
moves and kept R-Truth second guessing everything. Zayn finally is able to connect with a
wristlock tornado DDT and make the cover for the 1-2-3. Zayn picks up a win. (18 min)
Bray
Wyatt comes out and heads to the ring with a mic in hand. "Kane ... I suspect you'll be looking for
me. But that's all right, man, because I ain't never been too hard to find.
Matter of fact, if you need me I'll be right here. I’ve been waiting for you, Kane. I've always
been waiting for you. Look to the sky and follow the buzzards."
Kane
comes out and stands on stage. He tells
that Bray will be introduced to pain and suffering as never before felt by
Bray. He will experience this new level
of pain and suffering when he is introduced to a ring of fire.
Bray
continues: "A ring of fire. Now
that, Kane, that sounds like the type of fight that's meant to cater to a man
who fancies himself the devil's favorite demon. And I like that. I like that,
Kane, I like your style, yeah. But I think there's been some type of
interruption here. We're a little bit disconnected. I don't think you've quite
grasped your mind around the concept of what's really truly going on here. Do
you really think that a simple fire could control the souls of my brothers? We
are everywhere, Kane. And sooner or later that fire, that fire that you call
your own, it will raise up around you and the tables will be turned. It will be
you who is locked inside with a monster. Your fire fears me, Kane. It's afraid
of me because it's smart enough to understand that it itself could never, ever,
ever hurt me. You want to hear a secret, Kane? I am already dead. I'm already
dead."
Kane
agrees and rushed the ring and he and Bray traded blows until Kane hits a low
blow and calls for the Chokeslam from Hell.
The Desperados (the Stache & El Chango) rush out and beat Kane
down. Bray recovers and hits Kane with
Sister Abigail. The Wyatt Family
celebrates in the ring and leaves Kane down and out.
We
move right on to our next match with Randy Orton taking on Ryback. Orton’s World title spot is on the line
here. Ryback comes out first with fellow
Enforcer members Mark Henry and the CSWA World Champion Samoa Joe. Joe takes the mic and tells everyone that
even though he had Lesnar beat, they let something stupid like a time limit
draw bring that one to a close. Joe says
that he will keep defending the CSWA title and come December, he will destroy
both Bray Wyatt and Brock Lesnar to become the Undisputed triple crown
champ. Randy Orton makes his way down as
Henry and Joe exit the ring but stay at ringside. Mark Henry and Joe tried a couple of times to
interfere on behalf of Ryback and were almost caught. Finally, the ref catches Mark Henry trying
to climb into the ring. He threatens to
disqualify Ryback but decides instead to send Mark and Joe from ringside. Amidst the complaining, Randy nails Ryback
with a beautifully executed flying dropkick and (with his own feet on the
ropes) gets the 1-2-3. Randy Orton
retains his spot. Joe and Henry rush the
ring and Orton bails. He laughs at them
all the way to the back. (11 min)
GM
Max McGillicutty comes out and tells us the rules for the main event. Max says that if Mr. Wrestling #5 is pinned
or submits, he must leave the HWF and CSWA.
He will not be allowed to return for a minimum of 3 months.
Mr.
Wrestling #5 comes out first to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Next, “Main Event” Buff Austin makes his way
out. Austin goes right after MW#5 and
the two fight like wildcats; neither giving an inch. About 10 minutes into the match, Austin got
into his groove and was beating down Mr. Wrestling. All of a sudden, new music hits and out
comes…MW3!!!! MW3 has returned to the
HWF and CSWA. He gets a HUGE pop as he
makes his way to ringside. By this time,
Buff tossed #5 to the outside of the ring.
Austin begins to holler at MW3 while he is providing intestinal
fortitude to #5. 5 gets back in the ring
and…does absolutely nothing. Buff
continues to beat him down. He throws 5
out of the ring and jawjacks with MW3. 5
went under the ring and then came right back out…seemingly refreshed. He climbed back in the ring (his ring attire
is slightly different) and locks Buff in a bearhug. Just as Buff was tapping out, the ref noticed
that #5 looked different. He immediately
paused the match and questioned #5. The
“other” Mr. Wrestling #5 crawled back out and the ref now sees double. He has no idea which Mr. Wrestling is
supposed to be in the ring. MW3 yells
that the one in the ring is the legit one but the ref just gets all the more
confused and throws the match out as a Double DQ! Why would he do that? Makes no sense. A very pissed off Buff Austin gets on the mic
and bashes MW3 for “starting all this”.
He tells MW3 to get in the ring and fight him but MW3 says he retired
and is no longer an active competitor.
“And besides, the last time I fought you, you should have been out of a
job. I felt sorry for you and asked them
to keep you on. However, if you want to
really fight someone, I know just the person to step up to the plate.” Austin tells MW3 he’s ready and MW3 says that
he will BRING IT next show. With that,
the show comes to an end.
Just
as everything is shutting down, out runs Phat Sol. He is dressed…what the heck…he’s dressed like
Uncle Fester from the Munsters. He gets
in front of the camera and hams it up for the camera. He puts a lightbulb in his mouth and it
lights up. NOW, the show comes to an
end.
Stay
tuned as there is more action heading your way.
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