Thursday, October 29, 2015

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – #416


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Just because the month of October is winding down doesn’t mean the action is.   We have a great line up for you tonight that will see our main event actually have “the Main Event” Buff Austin fighting against a man who seems to be a thorn in his side – Mr. Wrestling #5.  5’s livelihood is on the line so there is a lot at stake in our headliner show. 

The show begins with “Main Event” Buff Austin coming out saying how great he is et al and the fans just don’t seem to care.  He tells the audience that after tonight, no one will ever see Mr. Wrestling around these parts ever again.  Buff then leaves the ring to the booing of the fans.

We go to the ring for our first match which has Epico and Primo Colon taking on Kenta and Tajiri.  This was total annihilation by the Japanese wrestlers.  They beat the holy hell out of the Colons and the match came to a merciful end once Kenta nailed Primo with a double underhook suplex and covered him for the 1-2-3.  Kenta and Tajiri win this one and could be future contenders for a tag team title shot.  (22 min)

In the back, Bobby Lashley is talking with the interns and they congratulate him on is dominant win over Jeff Jarrett. Ken Anderson walks over and says that Bobby didn’t accomplish anything.  Jarrett was a no-body that was beat by Curtis Axel for cryin’ out loud.  If Bobby wants real competition in the ring, he should consider taking on Missssssssssssssssster Annnnnnnnnnderson.  Ken walks away.

Alexander Rusev makes his way out to the ring and says that Big Show disrespected him and his country.  He calls out Big Show to face him in the ring right here and right now.  Big Show makes his way out and says he’d be happy to oblige.  Once again, Big Show disrespected Rusev by wiping the mat with him.  Show totally dominated this match and it came to an end only after Show nailed Alexander with the Cutting Edge.   Rusev rolled out of the ring and slunk his way to the back.  (11 min)

In the back, Leon Teremoto says he wants to issue a challenge to Curtis Axel for his North American title spot.  He says that Axel has to accept or will prove to be the coward everyone knows he is.   Axel makes his way out and says he’s ready for that match right here and now and calls out Leon.  Leon makes his way to the ring and we have ourselves another match.   Leon appeared to hold his own for about 11 minutes but after that, he wasn’t looking so good.  Axel, on the other hand, actually began to look like the (real life) son of Mr. Perfect.  Axel schooljed Leon and after a flurry of punches and kicks, he covered Leon for the 1-2-3.  Curtis Axel retains his spot.  (25 min)

Backstage, we run into the Stache.  He says that next show, in that very ring, he is going to call out CJ and he’ll be interested to see if CJ has the guts to show up at all.

We go back to the ring for the next match Bobby Lashley vs Ken Anderson.  Anderson comes out with a mic and introduces himself as Mistteerrrrrrrrrrrr Aaaaaandersonnnnnnnn.  Lashley comes out next to a huge pop from the fans.  Ken is not happy that the fans like Bobby more than him and jumps out of the ring to attack Bobby.  Bobby, however was ready for him and immediately threw him into the steel steps.  Bobby rolled in the ring and called for Anderson to join him.  Ken took his time walking around the ring yelling at fans to shut up and then rolled in.  Ken put up a fight but he was no match for the power of Bobby Lashley.  For 14 minutes, Bobby beat the snot out of Ken and finally pinned him after hitting him with the Dominator.  Bobby gets the win.  He offers his hand to Ken who slaps it away and sulks to the back.  Bobby celebrates with the fans and then leaves. (14 min)

Randy Orton says he is ready to cement his place in history when he defeats Brock Lesnar for the HWF title.  He is interrupted by Ryback who challenges him for his spot.  Orton accepts.  That match will be later.

We are back in the ring for the next match which is R-Truth vs Sami Zayn.  Sami dazzled everyone with his hi-flying moves and kept R-Truth second guessing everything.  Zayn finally is able to connect with a wristlock tornado DDT and make the cover for the 1-2-3.  Zayn picks up a win.  (18 min)

Bray Wyatt comes out and heads to the ring with a mic in hand.  "Kane ... I suspect you'll be looking for me. But that's all right, man, because I ain't never been too hard to find. Matter of fact, if you need me I'll be right here.  I’ve been waiting for you, Kane. I've always been waiting for you. Look to the sky and follow the buzzards."

Kane comes out and stands on stage.  He tells that Bray will be introduced to pain and suffering as never before felt by Bray.  He will experience this new level of pain and suffering when he is introduced to a ring of fire.

Bray continues:  "A ring of fire. Now that, Kane, that sounds like the type of fight that's meant to cater to a man who fancies himself the devil's favorite demon. And I like that. I like that, Kane, I like your style, yeah. But I think there's been some type of interruption here. We're a little bit disconnected. I don't think you've quite grasped your mind around the concept of what's really truly going on here. Do you really think that a simple fire could control the souls of my brothers? We are everywhere, Kane. And sooner or later that fire, that fire that you call your own, it will raise up around you and the tables will be turned. It will be you who is locked inside with a monster. Your fire fears me, Kane. It's afraid of me because it's smart enough to understand that it itself could never, ever, ever hurt me. You want to hear a secret, Kane? I am already dead. I'm already dead."

Kane agrees and rushed the ring and he and Bray traded blows until Kane hits a low blow and calls for the Chokeslam from Hell.  The Desperados (the Stache & El Chango) rush out and beat Kane down.  Bray recovers and hits Kane with Sister Abigail.  The Wyatt Family celebrates in the ring and leaves Kane down and out.

We move right on to our next match with Randy Orton taking on Ryback.  Orton’s World title spot is on the line here.  Ryback comes out first with fellow Enforcer members Mark Henry and the CSWA World Champion Samoa Joe.  Joe takes the mic and tells everyone that even though he had Lesnar beat, they let something stupid like a time limit draw bring that one to a close.  Joe says that he will keep defending the CSWA title and come December, he will destroy both Bray Wyatt and Brock Lesnar to become the Undisputed triple crown champ.  Randy Orton makes his way down as Henry and Joe exit the ring but stay at ringside.  Mark Henry and Joe tried a couple of times to interfere on behalf of Ryback and were almost caught.   Finally, the ref catches Mark Henry trying to climb into the ring.  He threatens to disqualify Ryback but decides instead to send Mark and Joe from ringside.  Amidst the complaining, Randy nails Ryback with a beautifully executed flying dropkick and (with his own feet on the ropes) gets the 1-2-3.  Randy Orton retains his spot.  Joe and Henry rush the ring and Orton bails.  He laughs at them all the way to the back.  (11 min)

GM Max McGillicutty comes out and tells us the rules for the main event.  Max says that if Mr. Wrestling #5 is pinned or submits, he must leave the HWF and CSWA.  He will not be allowed to return for a minimum of 3 months. 

Mr. Wrestling #5 comes out first to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Next, “Main Event” Buff Austin makes his way out.  Austin goes right after MW#5 and the two fight like wildcats; neither giving an inch.  About 10 minutes into the match, Austin got into his groove and was beating down Mr. Wrestling.  All of a sudden, new music hits and out comes…MW3!!!!  MW3 has returned to the HWF and CSWA.  He gets a HUGE pop as he makes his way to ringside.  By this time, Buff tossed #5 to the outside of the ring.  Austin begins to holler at MW3 while he is providing intestinal fortitude to #5.  5 gets back in the ring and…does absolutely nothing.  Buff continues to beat him down.  He throws 5 out of the ring and jawjacks with MW3.  5 went under the ring and then came right back out…seemingly refreshed.  He climbed back in the ring (his ring attire is slightly different) and locks Buff in a bearhug.  Just as Buff was tapping out, the ref noticed that #5 looked different.  He immediately paused the match and questioned #5.   The “other” Mr. Wrestling #5 crawled back out and the ref now sees double.  He has no idea which Mr. Wrestling is supposed to be in the ring.  MW3 yells that the one in the ring is the legit one but the ref just gets all the more confused and throws the match out as a Double DQ!   Why would he do that?  Makes no sense.  A very pissed off Buff Austin gets on the mic and bashes MW3 for “starting all this”.  He tells MW3 to get in the ring and fight him but MW3 says he retired and is no longer an active competitor.  “And besides, the last time I fought you, you should have been out of a job.  I felt sorry for you and asked them to keep you on.  However, if you want to really fight someone, I know just the person to step up to the plate.”  Austin tells MW3 he’s ready and MW3 says that he will BRING IT next show.   With that, the show comes to an end.

Just as everything is shutting down, out runs Phat Sol.  He is dressed…what the heck…he’s dressed like Uncle Fester from the Munsters.  He gets in front of the camera and hams it up for the camera.  He puts a lightbulb in his mouth and it lights up.   NOW, the show comes to an end.


Stay tuned as there is more action heading your way.

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