Hello
fans. Welcome back to our
newsletter. This is our final show
before next weekend’s 2 day PPV – Wargames.
GM Max McGillicutty says that by the end of the night, the Wargames card
will be finalized. There will be matches
taking place today that could influence the card so we are waiting till the end
of the show to make that announcement.
Our
first match of the night has ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild defending his title
against Adam Rose from the Attitude Adjustment.
Rose tells Reid that he is taking that title and there is nothing Reid
can do about it. Before the match kicks off, X-Factor member ‘the Man’ Austin
Aries appears on the Omegatron and reminds Reid that title will be his. This one went on for quite a while with Adam
taking the champ to school. Of course,
Austin Aries (via satellite feed to the Omegatron) kept making snide remarks
that Reid took offense to. Reid was in
jeopardy of losing this one quite a few times.
Reid would go to confront Aries (yell at the Omegatron) and on 5
occasions, almost got counted out. He
would make it back in the ring and Rose would continue the offensive. Finally, the bell rang bringing this one to
an end and ending in a time limit draw.
Reid retains his title. After the
match, Aries appears on screen once again and tells Reid to enjoy his title
while it lasts as he will be taking that belt next weekend. (30 min)
We
cut to the back for a commotion taking place. Phat Sol corners EY and threatens
to tear him limb from limb. After a
cheap shot, EY runs to the ring followed by Phat. Phat chases him around the ring and EY
scurries through the crowd at top speed.
Phat tells EY to get himself his tag team partner as Phat Sol and Madame
Jade will take on EY and Summer Rae.
We
head back to the ring for a 6 Man match for the titles. This was supposed to be X-Factor taking on
the champs but when introduced, they weren’t there. Instead, new challengers, the A-Team (Alberto
el Patron, Adrian Neville & Antonio Cesaro) head down to take on the champs
the Brethren (Viktor & Konnor from the Ascension and Kane). Viktor and Konnor walk to the ring followed
by Kane who doesn’t understand why Bray Wyatt cut them loose. Kane confronts his teammates and Viktor yells
at him “Later!” The A-team were the aggressors
in this match but regardless of what they did, they could not pin the
Brethren. The bell rings bringing this
to an end in yet another time limit draw but before the A-Team could complain,
out comes the Shield (Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, & Seth Rollins). The immediately attack all the people on the
ring. The Shield clear the ring and
exert their dominance saying they are the only team deserving of a title shot. GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says this
interference gave him an idea. The Brethren,
A-Team and the Shield will get a chance to fight it out and the winning team
will become the 6 Man Tag Team Champs.
(30 min for the match, 35 for the segment)
The
Band (Axe and Dirk Devon) complains about not getting a title shot even though
they have a great record. X-Factor says
they should be getting a 6 man shot but Aries gets Reid Rothchild at the PPV so
they’ll take a shot at the tag titles.
The Enforcers say they are next in line. Prestige Inc. members King
Damian Sandow and Magnus say they want to throw their names into the mix. Max makes yet another match for the PPV. The winner gets the next tag team title shot.
We
go back to the ring for our next match.
Tag Team Champions the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) come out
and say they want to be the first team to welcome our new friends from the
north by giving them a match. Max comes
out and introduces the newest addition to the HWF and CSWA. First out comes the Savior and he is followed
by his tag team partner Drew, the Canadian Love Machine. The champs started off strong but soon the
challengers really began taking the match to them. Savior kicked some serious ass in the ring
all the while Drew was wooing the young ladies at ringside. Savior called him back to the ring and he
continued where the Savior left off and kept up the ass kicking. Starbuck was on the receiving end of most of
the attacks and he finally made the hot tag to Buzz Steel. Savior and Drew double teamed Buzz and as
Buzz battled back (going after the Savior who he thought was the legal man),
Drew, the Canadian Love Machine executed a headstand scissors and took Buzz
down. He made the cover and got the
surprise 1-2-3. Our Canadian team get
their first win but their celebration is cut short when ‘Luke Warm’ Lucas
Johnston and ‘Main Event’ Buff Austin come out and question why these ‘illegal
aliens’ are here taking away American jobs.
Savior answers with a dropkick sending Austin out of the ring and Drew nails
Lucas with a superman punch. The Savior
and Drew get a nice pop from the crowd and then shake hands with the
champs. (18 min) Max says that he has plans for the Savior and
Drew, the CLM and will decide what to do next.
It
appears that the X-Factor (AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels and Austin Aries) were
all locked out of the arena and couldn’t get in (I think the A-Team had
something to do with this). Aries had
been doing his feed from one of the production trailers while he waited for his
teammates to arrive. Aries calms
everyone down and says that he has a match at Wargames and since he won’t be
available to participate in 6 man competition, AJ and Daniels should enter the
tag match with the winner getting a title shot.
Aries is ok with it as he is walking out the Elitist Champion anyway.
Max
remained on the stage and calls out Eric Young and Summer Rae and tells them to
head to the ring. EY comes out and he
and Summer are trying to complain to Max that this match should not be
happening. Max orders him to the ring
and he reluctantly heads down. Phat Sol
and Madame Jade appear behind them and chase them to the ring. EY and Summer jump into the crowd and it
takes them a few minutes to finally get in the ring. For whatever reason, Summer Rae would not
get in the ring. That did not, however,
stop Madame Jade from taking the fight to Eric Young. Eric got lots of crap from the fans for
bouncing Jade around the ring but she held her own. Phat ends up tagging back in and beats the
crap out of EY. Summer makes a couple of
saves but EY tells her to step away. EY
hits a low blow and tries for a pin but Phat kicks out. Phat battles back and hits the Phat’s
Enough. He only gets a 2 count. He nails a vertical suplex and ends up
getting the 1-2-3. EY motions for his
teammates to come down. ‘Luke Warm’ Lucas Johnston and ‘Main Event’ Buff Austin
head down and they attack Phat Sol while Summer holds Madame Jade back. All of a sudden, the Canadian superstars the
Savior and Drew the Canadian Love Machine hit the ring and chase everyone off. Madame Jade turns the tables on Summer and
she bolts too. Max comes back out and
says that Austin, EY and Lucas will take on the team of Savior, Drew and Phat
Sol. (27 min for the match; 30 for the
segment)
CJ
comes out with a mic and heads to the ring.
“Gaaaaaadummmmmm what up Oklahoma city!!!!!! Feels so good to be back.....and I'm sure
after a long break like this I'm sure you all expected me to come out..... talk
a little crap, and call out some big name talent to once again, remind and
reestablish myself as a top contender
here in this empire called the hwf/cswa.....but I'm not!!!!! And ok I apologize, truly honestly and
sincerely.....you see last time we were at work these 2 little stooges
Larry...no, Mo...no..... ummmm ohh yeah curly and shemp were running their
mouths using MY NAME to what…make a statement...elevate your career???? You no talent Yosemite sam/ Elmer fudd no
name no talent having chumps think what.....you can call out CJ????? Are you
serious...crazy....No you’re dumbasses..... I mean who comes out here with a
lame looking overly waxed under-groomed harry patch on their face and claims to
be a superstar???? You've no talent, no skill, no swag, no presence and a lame
gimmick.....so ok I'm sorry, I wish I
could make a statement here tonight with another cswa or hwf superstar, but
tonight I'm making a little different statement.....so snatch if your back
there listening.....grease up that 70s bush of yours cuz I'm bringing it Ron
Jeremy style to your sweet ass!!!!!”
The
Stache comes out and stands on stage. He
has a reply of his own:
“Well
well well, looks like Calamity Jane is back at it. You come to my town and act like one of us? Top contender? Maybe the top
contender to shine my boots- pssh - if he’s lucky. Talking about the Stache’s glorious lip
sweater in such a manner only makes me think that I need to start watching my
drinks around this pathetic pile of horse shit. I’m afraid the Clamoring Jagoff
seems to want more than a piece of my “sweet ass” in the ring. I can see how he
owns the Ron Jeremy comparison. CJ is just an old, fat, hairy son of a bitch
hell bent on self… well you know the rest.
You want to try your luck in the ring with this Desperado? Better get
ready for my size 10 Luchese to go right up your bitch ass. And anyone who
thinks that cow pile can beat the Stache can get it right along with him.
Watch
out cowpie, its CJ hunting season.”
Max
makes another appearance and sets up CJ vs the Stache in a no holds barred
match as our main event.
We
go back to the ring for more action. The
Uso’s vs New Day members Xavier and Big E Langston w/ Kofi Kingston is
next. New Day comes out dressed like the
Varsity Club and they run around and act all goofy like teenagers from a
varsity football club would. In just
under 8 minutes, the Uso’s embarrass the heck out of New Day and after Jimmy
hit a backbreaker on Big E, it was all over.
Kofi got in the ring trying to complain.
The Varsity Club then hit the ring and chases New Day away. Jack Swagger said that if New Day wants to
run their mouths, the Varsity Club will shut them up. Max likes this idea and makes another
match. (8 min)
Max
is meeting with the Savior and Drew, the CLM and says he was impressed by their
first match. He says that it’s not far-fetched to see them hold tag team
gold. Savior and Drew smile and nod to
each other. They shake hands with Max
and then leave.
Bella
Trio (Nikki, Brea and Taylor) call out the two Women’s champions and Madame
Jade and say that they want to kick ass at the PPV so they are challenging
(Diva’s Champ) Jupiter Jane, Madame Jade and (Women’s Champ) Southern Belle to
a match at the PPV.
Alexander
Rusev makes his way out and starts trash talking American wrestlers. This of course brings out the leader of the
Varsity Club Kurt Angle who says he’d be willing to show Rusev how good an
Amercian wrestler really is. Big Show comes
out and asks Angle to let him have this match.
Kurt thinks about it and lets Show have the match. Big Show dominates the match. Rusev actually tried to leave twice but Kurt
Angle remained there and wouldn’t let him leave. Big Show gets the win in 16 minutes with the
Cutting Edge. Rusev bailed and Kurt
joined Big Show in the ring celebrating.
The
Dust Brothers (Goldust and Stardust) are in the ring and say that they want the
Dudley Boys at Wargames. The Dudley Boys
run out and they fight. The Attitude Adjustment (Adam Rose and Abyss) join in
the fray and now all 6 are fighting. The
American Wolves also want to see action so they join in and all hell breaks
loose. GM Max McGillicutty comes out to
put an end to this and says they all will be in a Fatal 4 way with TLC (tables,
ladders and chairs) stipulations at Wargames.
He then orders them all to leave the ring.
Max
remains on the stage and lets us know the lineup for Wargames. He acknowledged X-Factor missing their match
and agreed to insert them into the elimination tag match.
Day
1
New Day vs the Varsity Club – elimination
style
Lucas Johnston, EY & Buff Austin vs
the Savior, Drew, the CLM and Phat Sol – Street fight
The Enforcers vs the X-Factor vs Prestige
Inc vs the Band – winner gets next tag team title shot. Elimination style.
The Bella Trio vs Madame Jade, Jupiter
Jane and Southern Belle
The Brethren vs the Shield vs the A-Team
for the 6 man titles
American Wolves vs AA vs Dudleys vs Dust
Brothers – TLC
Steel Curtain defend tag titles against
the Desperados – brawl games rules
Day
2
Tyler Breeze defends X-division title
against Magnum Kone
Reid Rothchild vs Austin Aries for the
Elitist Title – ECW rules
CJ vs Sonic Blade – winner becomes the IC
champion
Bray Wyatt will be in action against an
undetermined opponent
Additional match to be determined
Kurt Angle vs Alexander Rusev – Russian
Chain
Brock Lesnar vs Samoa Joe in a best of 3
falls 60 min time limit battle
It
is time for our main event. This will be
a no holds barred match between CJ and the Stache. As we’ve seen over the last
few weeks, Stache really doesn’t like CJ and he can’t understand why the fans
now flock to him like a moth to a bug zapper.
The Stache says he tells it like it really is and eventually, CJ will
show his true colors once again and prove himself to be the ASSHOLE everyone
knows him to be. The Stache comes out
first and is booed and the fans throw stuff at him. CJ comes out next and get cheered (hell is
still frozen over). The two get in the
ring and just as the bell rings, the two start throwing everything they have at
each other. CJ starts to get the upper
hand and then the Stache grabs the ropes and complains to the ref that CJ is
grabbing his match and then whispers that CJ grabbed his butt too. The ref admonishes him and tells him to get
back in the action. The Stache hits a
low blow and then puts the boots to CJ.
After a few minutes, CJ battles back and drops the Stache with a bulldog
and a pin attempt but he only gets a 2 count.
CJ then drags Stache out of the ring and tries to whip him into the
steps but Stache reverses it and CJ goes crashing into the corner steel
post. He’s busted open. Stache lays CJ on the Spanish Announce table
and then climbs to the top turnbuckle.
He then delivers a B-52 kneedrop onto CJ destroying the table. Both men are down. El Chango runs down and rolls Stache back
in. He then rolls CJ in. He drags Stache over and drapes his arm over
CJ. The ref counts 1…2…KICKOUT. HOLY CRAP.
Where did CJ find the intestinal fortitude to do this? El Chango then starts laying the boots to CJ
in hopes of wearing him down even more but then CJ does the unthinkable…he
begins to HULK UP!. That is right. He took a page from Hulk Hogan’s handbook and
started to Hulk up. El Chango would hit him and CJ would shrug it off. After a 3rd hit, CJ’s eyes go all
wide and he points a finger at El Chango.
El Chango goes for a haymaker but it is blocked and CJ nails a standing
dropkick that sends El Chango flying out of the ring. CJ goes after the Stache, who by now has
seemed to recover, but Stache drops him with a low blow. CJ starts the whole Hulk up thing again and
this time, the Stache is on the receiving end of a standing dropkick. Stache got hit so hard that he flew into the
corner, over the turnbuckle and smashed his head into the steel post. He’s bleeding now too. He wobbles back into the ring and just as CJ
is getting ready for the guillotine choke, Stache (he was faking injury but not
the blood – that’s real) hits CJ with a loaded boot (he must have had a foreign
object in his boot) and then grabs a microphone cord and begins to choke CJ out
with it. CJ struggles but can’t seem to
recover. Stache lets go of the cord and
then hooks the leg and gets the 1-2-3.
The Stache wins this one and stands victorious in the ring. El Chango returns and just as they begin
attacking CJ again, the Steel Curtain run out and prevent them from doing any
more damage. The Desperados cautiously back away cursing the Steel
Curtain. Buzz and Starbuck look at CJ
with skepticism but CJ breaks the tension by extending his hand. Buzz and
Starbuck accept the gesture and they all shake hands. The Steel Curtain then leave to allow CJ to
soak in the adulation from his fans as the show comes to an end. (19 min)
Max
comes out at the very end and thanks everyone for attending and he will see us
in Kalamazoo, MI for Wargames next weekend.
Thanks
for reading. The PPV is only a week
away. Stay tuned.
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