The
show kicks off with owners Mr. Bychowski and Mr. Meyers meeting with GM Max
McGillicutty. Meyers wants to know what
the hell happened in that main event.
Mr. Bychowski comments that he thought the show was moving along great
but then there was this hiccup. Max says
that he had a contingency plan already worked out in case this happened. He showed the owners what his plan was and
they went from disappointment to “You really have thought this through. If you pull this off, this could end up being
the match of the year.” Mr. Bychowski
says “Sorry we doubted you on this.
Carry on the fantastic work.” All
3 men shook hands as the segment ended.
The
show begins with a bandaged-up Bray Wyatt making his way down to the ring. Wyatt gets on the mic and says that it is
time for the Wyatt family to once again sit atop the food chain that is the HWF
and CSWA. Bray then says that new blood
is needed and introduces the newest additions to the Wyatt Family. Out comes…New Day!!! Kofi Kingston, Big E and Xavier Woods come
out dressed as druids and then shed their cloaks and then run around like a
bunch of goofballs. Bray stands in the
ring and shakes his head. “On second
thought…” escapes his lips and then the Desperados (El Chango & the Stache)
rush out and beat the crap out of New Day.
Bray has the Desperados clean up their mess (they dragged the New Day
members to the back) and just as Bray is getting ready to leave, out comes
Kane.
Kane
walks out and says Wyatt owes him answers since the Ascension are not giving up
anything. Wyatt says he answers to no
one. A decision was made and that is
final. Kane doesn’t take that too well
and threatens harm to Wyatt. The
Desperados run out and attack the Big Red Machine. After a minute or so, Bray has them stop and
he takes the mic. "The devil's
favorite demon is no monster, man. He is an illusion. He's a fairy tale. The
demon is a lie. But me, I'm much, much different, man. I am the man of a
thousand truths. I am Bray Wyatt, the Eater of Worlds. And I am forever. Kane
... follow the buzzards." Bray then
leaves with the Desperados as Kane stirs in the ring.
CJ
is in the back being interviewed. He
says that he let the Stache get into his head and that cost him the
Intercontinental title. However, that is
old news. He says that he is ready for
his Hardcore title shot and wants Magnum Kone in the ring. Kone walks over and starts pushing CJ. “Who do you think you are calling me out? I beat you for this and I’ll beat you again
if you are ready.” CJ says now is as
good a time as any and heads to the ring.
Kone follows.
CJ
makes his way to the ring and he is followed by Hardcore Champion Magnum
Kone. Kone too lost his shot at
additional gold and he is still in a bad mood since Wargames. The rules for this one will be Lights Out rules
meaning no DQ. Right off the bat, CJ
locked Kone in the guillotine choke right in the middle of the ring and just as
Kone was getting ready to tap out, The Stache runs out and repeatedly hits CJ
with a steel chair. Stache then drops
the chair and leaves. Magnum picks up CJ
and nails the Popsicle (piledriver) right on the chair. Kone makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3. Magnum Kone retains the title. He grabs his title and then leaves. (10 min)
In
the back, the Dudley’s (Bubba and Devon) say they went through hell in the TLC
match and feel that they are next in line for the tag team title match. They are interrupted by X-Factor’s AJ Styles
and Christopher Daniels who say that THEY won the placement match and THEY are
next in line. Bubba asks if they are
ready to put up or shut up and that they should meet in the ring and figure out
who really should be next in line. They
agree. Max walks over and says tonight’s
card is full but they will have a match at the next show.
Our
next match has the Savior and Drew the Canadian Love Machine taking on the Band
(Dirk Devon and the Axe). This one was a
close match from beginning to end. The
Savior and Drew really held their own against the veterans (in HWF and CSWA
standards) but neither team could get a leg up over the other. The end of the match came and so happened
that all 4 men were in the ring pounding the hell out of each other. The sounding of the bell didn’t bring this
one to a close so the ref called for extra help to separate everyone. The Savior kept telling Dirk he wanted to
“save” him and that seemed, for whatever reason, to piss Dirk off all the
more. I would not be surprised to see
these two teams meet again. (30 min)
As
was mentioned during Wargames, John Cena vs the Undertaker has already been put
on paper for Starcade. I would bet over
the next few weeks we should see a contract signing.
We
go back to the ring for our Women’s Money in the Bank battle royal. The winner of this battle royal will receive
a title shot at either the Women’s title or Diva’s title. Everyone was in here including Diva’s
Champion Jupiter Jane and Women’s Champion Southern Belle. Elimination occurred as such:
Jupiter
Jane by Paige (Madame Jade did not help her partner)
Ravishing
Raquel by Velvet Sky
Sasha
Banks by Summer Rae
Madison
Rayne by Cactus Jackie
Paige
by Angelina Love
Charlotte
by Madame Jade
Alicia
Fox by Velvet Sky
Brie
Bella by Natalya
Awesome
Kong by Nikki Bella
Taylor
Bella by Gail Kim
Summer
Rae by Southern Belle
Cactus
Jackie by Angelina Love
Madame
Jade by Velvet Sky
Nikki
Bella by Natalya
Southern
Belle by Gail Kim
Velvet
Sky is accidentally eliminated by her partner Angelina Love
Gail
Kim by Natalya
Natalya
by Angelina Love.
Angelina
Love (from the Beautiful People) is the winner and she says she wants the shot
at the Women’s champion Southern Belle.
Belle was dumped by the Beautiful People so I’m sure Belle will want to
get even. (30 min)
Jeff
Jarrett gets on the mic talking about how great he is and that no one can beat
him. Kevin Owens walks over and says he
can beat Jarrett on any given Sunday – or any day of the week for that
matter. Jarrett says he’ll meet Kevin in
the ring right now.
Kevin
Owens gets the surprising win over Jeff Jarrett after hitting him with the
Steenalizer (reverse powerbomb suplex) in 9 minutes. As Owens is celebrating, Jarrett attacks him
and beats him down. Jeff says that this
was a fluke and says he will prove it.
He tells Owens to find 2 other buddies and next show, Jeff will take all
3 on in singles competition and if he wins, Owens must quit. Kevin, who has somewhat recovered by now,
says that he’ll accept that but only if Jeff puts his career on the line too if
he does not beet all 3 men. Jeff agrees.
GM
Max McGillicutty makes an announcement from his office where he says that he
will be making things right regarding the Brock Lesnar/Samoa Joe match from
Wargames. That announcement will be made
at the next show.
Today’s
main event will be a Men’s Money in the Bank Battle Royal where the winner will
get a shot at any title he wants. This
one went a full 60 minutes and saw some surprises. Mr. Wrestling 5 returned and caused Buff
Austin to get eliminated. The Fiend returned
to assist the Miz but got eliminated for his efforts. CJ was eliminating people left and right. CJ eliminated the Stache but was then
eliminated by El Chango. There were also
multiple double disqualifications. Brock
Lesnar eliminated the Undertaker with a HUGE F-5 out of the ring. We finally get to our final two participants
and those were Bobby Lashley and Big Show.
Big Show ends up with the win after hitting Bobby with a Cutting Edge
and then tossing him over the top rope.
Max comes out and says that both men will receive Money in the Bank
contracts as they put on a hell of a performance. Big Show will get a future World title shot
and Bobby will get a US Title shot. (60
min)
We
cut to the back where a pissed off Stache is kicking and throwing things
around. El Chango says that the Stache
has some anger issues tied to CJ. El
Chango proposes that the two of them do their own thing for a while and after
the Stache has dealt with CJ, they will team back up and go after the belts
they were screwed out of. Since they are
now affiliated with the Wyatt family, Stache will have to make time for the
family. Stache and El Chango shake hands
and Stache looks at the camera and yells “Bitch will recognize…”
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