HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 07.05

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Today’s show begins with CSWA GM Hulk Hogan coming down and saying that, following tonight, there will be 2 separate battle royals.  The winner of each battle royal will meet at the supershow and crown a new CSWA World Champion.  HWF GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that the supershow will be known as “Payback”.  He turns to Hogan and says “And that’s the bottom line…brother.”

Our first match is Jupiter Jane vs Southern Belle.  Jane was in control of the majority of the match until Taylor Bella, the Diva’s Champion came down and pie faced Belle.  The ref rang the bell and disqualified Jane.  After the match, Jane cuts a promo about Taylor Bella hiding but eventually she won’t be able to hide for much longer.  (15 min)

The next match is up and it is “Black Machismo” Jay Lethal vs. Leon Teremoto.  Leon has not been on a good roll as of late.  Tonight was no different.  Lethal owned Teremoto and finished him off with the flying elbow drop.  (14 min)

In the back, Kevin Owens says he takes on Mark Henry tonight and will put him down and out.  If any of the enforcers show up, he will deal with each one of them.

We head to the ring for the next match which is The USO’s vs Kenta and Tajiri.  This one is owned by
Asian Connection.  Kenta and Tajiri controlled the tempo of the match and after Tajiri hits Jey with a german suplex, he makes the cover to get the 1-2-3.  Kenta and Tajiri looked good enough to possibly go after the tag team titles.

GM Hulk Hogan meets up with Kurt Angle in the back.  Hogan says that this feud really hasn’t generated much interest as was expected.  Angle says that he finishes this tonight.  Hogan asks “What if you don’t, brother?”  “I will finish this with the Crusader or…I know…I’ll leave the CSWA” Kurt says.  Hogan says the stipulation will be official. 

We go back to the ring where Enforcer member Mark Henry comes out accompanied by Samoa Joe.  Joe goes to sit at ringside.  Kevin Owens comes out to a good pop from the crowd.  Kevin was surprisingly taking the match to the World’s Strongest Man until Joe got involved.  Henry got eye raked by Owens who then dragged the ref to the other side of the ring.  Joe gets up and hits Owens with a superkick.  Kevin falls out of the ring.  Joe then nails a Muscle Buster and Owens is out.  Henry lets the ref go who then counts Kevin out awarding the match to Mark Henry via count out.  Joe gets in the ring and says that the Enforcers will be a force to be reckoned with.  Joe calls out the World Tag Team Champions the Desperados who come out but are immediately attacked by the Ascension (Konnor and Viktor).  The Ascension beat down the champs who are then joined by the Enforcers but out comes the Steel Curtain for the save.  Buzz and Starbuck Steel, armed with ‘steel’ (aka chairs) chase the Enforcers and the Ascension away.  The Desperados recover pretty quickly and thank the Steel Curtain for their assistance. (12 ½ min for the match; 18 minutes total for the segment).

In a taped vignette, everyone’s favorite jackass #CJ cuts a promo calling Hardcore Champion Magnum Kone the “soft serve champion” and says he will also deal with “the pebble” (aka the Rock) all in good time.   “Bitches” (drops the mic).

We go back to the ring for our next match which has Mr. Wrestling 5 vs. ‘The All-American’ Jack Swagger.  Swagger controlled the majority of the match but in the end, a Million $ Kneelift connecting to Swaggers’ jaw dropped him like a rock.  MW5 made the cover and got the win.  (19 min)

Cowboy James Storm bitches about his loss to Bobby Lashley and says he was robbed.  He says he wants Lashley in the ring again.  This time, if he doesn’t win, he’ll quit wrestling.

Kurt Angle vs CC #5 is up next.  Angle comes out and is all cocky.  The Caped Crusader repels from the rafters.  The Crusader pleads with Angle to “look deep and remember who he really is” but Angle starts to pepper him with lefts and rights and chokes him in the ring.  Angle says that the Crusader will be no more after he is done beating him up.  Kurt hits some german suplexes and an Angle Slam.  He goes for the cover but pulls the Crusader up.  He beats him up some more and, while attempting a pin, pulls him up again.  Kurt throws CC to the ropes and just as he connects with a haymaker, CC hits the WAM!BAM!POW! and both men go down.  Kurt for some reason had trouble getting to his feet.  The ref began counting and at the count of 8, CC makes it to his feet.  Angle, almost there, wobbles a bit and falls back down.  The ref counts to 10 and the Caped Crusader wins the match.  Kurt Angle is OUT of the CSWA!  ‘Shirts’ from the back come out and escort Kurt to the back.  The Crusader gets on the mic.  “Fans of the HWF and CSWA, I, the Caped Crusader, made it my goal to show the Olympic Hero the errors of his ways but alas, I could not accomplish that goal.  Tried as I must, I could not get him to turn from his evil ways.  Lost, he is, to his dark side.  Since I have failed in my mission, I have decided to hang up my cape and cowl for now.   The HWF will get to deal with Kurt Angle as they see fit as he is no longer a concern to the CSWA.  With that, I bid you adieu and wish you all the best.  Alfred, get the Batmobile ready.  I’m finished here.”  CC then hooks himself to a rope and zips up to the rafters where he is then consumed by the absence of light.  (33 min)

The Rock (via taped vignette) cuts a promo.  “The Great One…The People’s Champion, is coming.  The Rock says that #CJ has been calling the Rock names…#CJ…that is the dumbest nickname in all sports entertainment.”  He stops while the fans applaud. “#CJ…what exactly does that stand for?  “#Complete Jackass”?  No, no, no.  The Rock says we already knew that.  The Rock knows what it is.  The Rock, and the People, say that #CJ stands for ‘#CertifiedJabroni’. Yes, that’s it.  Fans of the HWF and CSWA, get that out on twitter; on Facebook and any other media platforms you can think of.  #CJ…Certified Jabroni…Can you smellllllalalalalalalala…what the Rock…is…cookin?”  He stares at the camera with a raised eyebrow.

It is time for our main event.  A-Team member Adrian Neville is taking on Daniel Bryan for the North American title.  Neville is accompanied to the ring by teammates Alberto el Patron and Antonio Cesaro.  This will be a best of 3 falls match.  In just a short 9 minutes, Bryan gets the first pin after catching Neville with a European uppercut.  This time, Neville had a better showing but the champ was just too much for him.  In 21 minutes, Bryan catches Adrian with a flying forearm smash and pins him in the middle of the ring.  The A-Team did not interfere.  Daniel Bryan retains the title and celebrates in the ring as the show comes to an end.

That’s all for now.  Stay tuned for more action.