Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Our 350th episode was a huge hit with fans from all over the
world. Wrestlemania continues to shape
up very nicely as the PPV draws near.
The PPV will be taking place in Chicago on April 10, 11 and 12th
with the Fanfest taking place 2 days prior.
The HWF and CSWA will be taking over the Windy City. Do you have your ticket? If not, you will be able to catch us live on
PPV.
The
show begins with GM’s Master Bull and Hulk Hogan entering the arena. The lights suddenly go out and come back on
seconds later. Standing in their midst
is the one and only Undertaker. Taker
asks GM’s Master Bull and Hulk Hogan for permission to wrestle in the HWF even
though he is rostered to the CSWA. For
once, the GM’s agree that it is best for business and will allow it but tell
Undertaker that his match against Bray should also have the title on the
line. Sheamus walks over and says he’s
the #1 contender for the HWF World title and shouldn’t be taking a back seat to
anyone – even someone as great as the Undertaker. Bull says that tonight, Sheamus will take on
the Undertaker and the winner meets Bray for the HWF World title.
We
head to the ring for our first match which has Sonic Blade heading to the ring
for his match against Adam Rose for his spot for the North American title. Rose totally dominated Sonic Blade and of
course, the match wouldn’t have been complete if it weren’t for outside
interference. This time, Lucas Johnston
came out and as Rose distracted the ref, Lucas bashed Sonic Blade multiple
times with chair shots. Johnston takes
off through the crowd. Adam Rose nails a
Samoan driver and makes the cover for the 1-2-3. Adam Rose retains his spot. Sonic Blade has to be helped from the
ring. (17 min)
Wade
Barrett makes his way to the ring and says that he is wondering where all the
supposed talent is in the HWF. Roman
Reigns comes out and says that he wants to challenge Wade for his X-Division
spot. Wade looks hungry and accepts the
match. Wade started off strong but after
3 minutes started to fizzle. Roman then
took over and beat the holy hell out of Wade.
He seemed to enjoy it and totally dominates Barrett. Finally, he hits
the Moment of Silence (belly to back urange) and then makes the cover for the
1-2-3. Reigns gets the win and then
issues a challenge to X-Division champ Kane.
The lights go out and then fire blasts up from the ringposts. Reigns turns around and there is Kane. Kane hits a Chokeslam on the unsuspecting
Reigns. Reigns is down and Kane stands
over him holding his title. Looks like
another match is on the books. (18 min
match; 20 min segment)
In
the back, El Chango and the Stache are filming a commercial for their
respective brands (Fruit Roll Up for the Stache and Slim Jim for El
Chango). “What a joke” sounds from off
set. “You think that you film a
commercial that you are better than everyone now?” From off-set walks over Buff Austin (formerly
Senor Vampiro aka Superfan Brian). “From
the 719 Cartel to World Tag Team Champions to a joke with a cowboy. Wow, you sure have fallen a long way there
Chango ol’ chap.” El Chango gets in his
face and asks “What do you want? Haven’t
we done the ‘been there, done that’? However,
I your trying to pick a fight, I won’t’ back down.” Buff Austin scoffs at him. “You’re soft.
Hollywood has made you weak.
Sure, I’ll take you on…for old time’s sake.” He turns to the Stache. “Back off Lone Ranger. This is between me and Chango. See you in the ring.”
The
Scorpion Warrior heads to the ring with one-third of the 6 Man tag team
championship. Sting says that he loves being in the HWF and CSWA where only the
best competitors are. The Warriors never
back down from any challenge. He is then
interrupted by Xavier Woods. Woods
storms down to the ring (power walks) and gets into Sting’s face. Woods says that people like Sting always
overlook people like him since he is not steroided up like other people
are. Xavier tells Sting that he could
never beat him. Sting asks if Woods
wants a match. Woods agrees. This was a pretty one-sided match but exactly
opposite of what you would think. Woods
was MOPPING the floor with the Scorpion Warrior (ok, maybe not mopping but
dominating for sure). After catching
Sting with a CreeDDT, he makes the cover and gets the clean 1-2-3 in the middle
of the ring. Xavier smiles as his hand
is raised and he tells Sting to let the other Warriors know they are coming
after the 6 man titles…one way or another.
(13 min)
Southern
Belle is in the back being interviewed and she says that she is really looking
forward to meeting Raquel in the ring for the titles. She has worked extremely hard to get to this
point and nothing will stop her. Cactus
Jackie walks in and interrupts and says that at one time, Jackie was
Queen. She then got discarded like
yesterday’s newspaper. Belle will be no
different. Belle is a flash in the pan
and does not have what it takes to be a champion unlike her. Belle responds “If you are so great, why
aren’t you the champion?” Jackie then
slaps her across the face. “Meet me in
the ring bitch and I’ll show you.” Belle
began to hulk up but Fusion Valentine, Madison Rayne and Angelina Love ran over
and calmed her down. Love says the
Beautiful People stick together and they will be in Belle’s corner.
We
go back to the ring and the old west music hits. El Chango w/the Stache come out to a huge
pop. They make their way to the
ring. The music is abruptly cut off as
Buff Austin makes his way to the ring.
Buff says that he wants El Chango to put his X-Division title shot on
the line and Chango agrees. This one is
pretty short as Austin, thinking the Stache was looking at him weird, opted to
walk out after only 3 minutes. El Chango
retains his spot and gets the win via countout.
Not quite sure the purpose of all that.
We
head to the back where #TeamJones are being interviewed. The interviewer asks #ConanJ if they are
stirring up a bees nest. “A bees
nest....a bees nest...you think these insects mean something to the appex
predators......this whole time we’ve just been hibernating....waiting....and
now the grizzles are up and hungry....and looking for their first meal...and
once we devour the timid little bambis......believe me we will be looking
for our next meal....our hunger CANNOT.....WILL NOT be satisfied til we have
our biggest meal…the tag team championships........when the belts are around
the rightful champions then and only then will this so called wrestling
affiliation be a true giant in our industry.....but as long as these has-beens
and never-wases keep shielding the fagazzis, we will continue to terrorize when
and where we see fit.....” #CaseyJ looks
at the camera and says “What he said.”
They then walk off.
Cactus
Jackie makes her way to the ring and she seems all proud of herself. The fans are booing her and she doesn’t seem
to care. Southern Bell and the rest of
the Beautiful People make their way down to the ring. Belle goes right after Jackie but CJ bails
prolonging the start of the match. This
goes on for about 2 minutes until the Beautiful People surround her and make
her get back in the ring. Halfway
through the match, the ref sends the rest of the Beautiful People from ringside
after they threatened to interfere.
Jackie capitalized on it and while the ref was distracted, he blasts
Belle with a foreign object. She then
locks Belle in the Cactus Clutch and Belle has no choice but to tap out. Jackie gets the win here but continues to
keep the hold locked in. Fusion
Valentine runs back down and Jackie releases the hold. The two of them start to jawjack which gives
Belle time to recover. Belle then hulks
up in the ring and starts to wail on Jackie.
Belle connects with a vicious uppercut followed by the Southern
Swing. Jackie then bailed as soon as she
could. Fusion got in the ring and calmed
her partner down. They then left the ring
shortly thereafter.
It
is time for our main event. Sheamus’
title spot is on the line here against the Undertaker. Both men make their way to the ring. Just as the bell rings, the lights go dim and
the eerie blue light shines down and Gong sounds that normally accompany the
Undertaker begins to ring. Bray Wyatt,
sitting in his rocking chair, is at the top of the ramp. Bray begins to laugh. Bray gets on the mic and tells Undertaker
that if he loses, then their match at Wrestlemania is off. Bray says that he already has to defend the
HWF and Undisputed titles at Wrestlemania and feels that he should not have to
wrestle a third time. Undertaker looks
put off and Bray seems happy about it.
Undertaker blocks the clubbing fists from Sheamus and hits a Chokeslam.
Sheamus connects with a double axe handle smash and Undertaker hits the Last
Ride. Undertaker then locks in the
Devil’s Triangle (modified gogoplata) and Sheamus taps out. All this in 3 minutes. Undertaker gets the win and is now the #1
contender for Bray’s World title. Bray
stands up on the stage and starts to look concerned as Undertaker drags his thumb
across his throat and with mic in hand, says “Rest…in…Peace.” The lights go out except for a spotlight on
the ring reflecting the Wrestlemania logo.
With that, the show comes to an end.
Thanks
for reading. Stick around; things are
getting interesting.
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