HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 06.01

Hello fans.  After a one month long vacation, we are back.  The CSWA and HWF had the entire month off at the graciousness of GM Hulk Hogan.  Everyone was given the first 3 weeks of May off to do “whatever” they wanted but were expected to return to the gym a week ago for preparation of returning to the squared circle.  I’m sure the most important piece of information on everyone’s mind is “What happened to Reid Rothchild?”  You’ll remember that at the last show, the newest member of the roster Psycho Jack Hercules attacked Reid and as he was rushed to the hospital, he apparently died…for a few seconds anyway.  The medics were able to revive him and he was in ICU for almost the entire month in a coma.  Diva’s Champion and the wife of the Elitist Ravishing Raquel was by his side the entire time.  While being interviewed from his hospital bed for a podcast, Reid said that he would be back by the Great American Bash which will be at the end of this month.  His doctor said “No Chance..no chance in HELL” but Reid told the doctor not to underestimate him.  Reid would get to the bottom of the reason behind the attack and would do what needed to be done to exact justice.

 

Our return event took place in Sarasota, FL.  Hulk Hogan came out first and welcomed all the fans to the show…before calling them old beached whales.  Hogan went on a tear ripping into the crowd and what began as cheers, quickly turned into booing and hissing from the electric crowd.  “Shut up when I’m talking.  I am THE GM around here and my word is golden.  The Hulkster is in the house and so is the Corporate World Order.  The CWO will be in action tonight.  But first, I want to bring out the NEWEST member of the CWO….Psycho Jack Hercules.”  Psycho Jack came out and the crowd was nasty.  People in the front row started throwing stuff at him as he walked down.  Hogan quickly addressed it “You in the front row, unless you stop it immediately, I will have you thrown out.  Sit your asses down!”  Jack made it to the ring carrying some sort of belt and shook hands with the Hulkster.  “Hulk, thank you for having me. All month long, people have been asking me why I did what I did.  The answer is simply…money.  I was paid to remove Reid as it was thought he could not handle being the face of the CWO.  His appointment by our fantastic GM was a ruse.  There never was any intention of Reid being in charge of anything.  In fact, (he holds up the Elitist title), this very title means absolutely nothing.”  Hogan holds up a trash can and Jack dumps it in there.” 

 

Music hits and out comes the other two members of Prestige Ine…King Damian Sandow and Magnus.  “Hogan”, his lordship started, “what is the meaning of this?  You invite us to join the CWO only to take out one of our founding members.”  “Oh yeah” Hogan interjected “you two are no longer part of the CWO either.  Neither of you are on the card today so you have the day off.  However, if you utter one more word, the both of you will be out of jobs.  Now, get the hell out of my arena.”  Prestige Inc turned and walked out.

 

Hogan started up again.  “I want my CWO to come out here.  Pick, Axe and the A-Team…come on down.”  World Tag Team champions Pick and the Axe as well as the 6 man champs the A-Team all headed down to the ring.  “These are the champions of today and the future of the sport. We will reign supreme until we are done doing everything we can and then..well, we’ll see.  Hit our music.”  Hogan and the CWO soak in the crowd’s displeasure and eventually leave.

 

In the back, Prestige Inc were making their way out of the building until they were attacked by the returning Jinder Mahal and Heath Slater from 3MB.  Slater and Mahal beat down Prestige until the “shirts” came in to break it up.  Slater yells “This isn’t over by a long shot” as they are escorted away.

 

VamChango members Senor Vampiro and El Chango were interviewed and they talked about getting a rematch for the tag team titles.  Pick and the Axe walk up and say that they will dictate when the rematch happens and officially make our first match for the Great American Bash.  Vampiro tells them to watch their backs.  Chango tells them to hug those belts tight as it will be the last time they have them.

 

The first match of the night is a triple threat match between Cactus Jackie, Fusion Valentine, and Spider Violet.  Jackie got dumped out of the ring early on and she just sat on the outside while Fusion and Spider beat the snot out of each other.  Fusion ends up hitting Spider with the Fusion Reactor only to be thrown viciously from the ring by Jackie.  Jackie jumps in locking in the Cactus Clutch. Spider was already out so the ref raised the arm once…twice….three times and it fell each time.  Cactus Jackie gets the submission win.  She flips off a fan in the front row before leaving.

 

Back in Hogan’s office, he is chatting with Psycho Jack.  Jack says that he is a gun for hire and that he was paid to take Reid out.  Hogan asked who it was and Jack said that his clients remain confidential until they choose to disclose.  Hogan said he respects that.

 

The second match of the night is the team of Christopher Daniels and Kazarian taking on the Mexicali Flyers El Dragon Insano and Tornado en Fuego.  Apparently, the Flyers chose not to go to the gym as their physiques were a dead giveaway that they had WAY too much fun over the break.  In just 5 short minutes, Daniels and Kazarian get the win after both Flyers were tossed out of the ring.  They went into the crowd where they hung out with the fans.  They ended up getting counted out.  They Flyers didn’t seem to care.

 

Our third match of the night had Bobby Lashley take on Kurt Angle for a future title shot.  This one was disappointing as it only went 2 minutes.  Kurt Angle immediately started off the aggressor and took Lashley to the outside.  He picked the big man up and dropped him, leg first, on the steel steps.  Angle threw Lashely back in the ring and applied the ankle lock.  Lashley, caught in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go, tapped out.  Kurt said that he’s tired of being overlooked and said he was challenging the Undertaker for the World title.  Let’s see what happens next.

 

Brock Lesnar came out next and said that Undertaker defeating him was a fluke and he would prove it when they meet up again.  Brock said he was in a bad mood and wanted to beat someone up really bad.  Great Khali came out and said that if Brock was looking for a “great” challenge, Khali was here to accept.  Khali was no slouch and kept up with the former World Champion.  Brock was getting increasingly frustrated he could not get a pin.  At the 14 minute mark, Khali stood on Brock’s throat and quickly rolled him up for a surprise pin.  Lesnar could not believe it.  He went ape-shit.  He attacked Khali after the match and hit 3 F-5’s; the last being through the Spanish announce table.  Khali was left in a broken heap as Lesnar stormed out.

 

Next on the card was Ryback taking on Zack Ryder.  Ryback said it was time for him to be back in the title hunt and it would all start here.  Zack came out and tried to dismiss him.  It didn’t work.  In a 19 minute ass-kicking, Ryback gets the win after connecting with a diving headbutt.

 

Following this was Rockstar Spud taking on Roderick Strong.  Spud began by trying to run away but Strong wouldn’t let him.  After a vicious bodyslam from the top rope, Strong locks Spud in to a boston crab and Spud immediately taps out.  Roderick gets the win in 3 short minutes.

 

Next on the card is Mike Bennett taking on Dolph Ziggler.  This match went 22 minutes and saw Bennett cheat for 21 of those minutes.  There was a fan at ringside who seem extremely displeased with Bennett’s lack of sportsmanship.  Bennett ends up getting the win after choking Dolph in the corner and hits a wristlock sitout sideslam.  The fan who seemed to have all the issues removed his jacket revealing what appears to be an “Adam West style Batman outfit”  He throws on the mask and jumps over the barrier dodging security. He runs at Bennett and hits him with what he calls the “Wam, Bam, Pow!”  Security eventually overwhelming this guy and haul him off to the local jail. 

 

Finishing out the evening, Bray Wyatt and Wyatt’s Warriors – Centurion, the Super Warrior and the Warrior of Truth (R-Truth) head to the ring.  Bray says that the Truth will set you free and calls out the A-Team. Bray says his Warriors will be the next 6 Man tag team champions.  The A-Team come out and downplay Wyatt and company.  Aries exclaimed “anytime, anywhere, we’ll show you why we are the champs.”  Bray asked “Why not here and now?”  Antonio Cesaro said that Hogan did not tell them to defend the titles so this asskicking will be a freebie.  The A-team immediately attack Wyatt’s warriors with chairs beating them down.  After sufficiently destroying the competition, Alberto Del Rio gets the ref to ring the bell and locks Super Warrior in the Rolling Cross Armbreaker.  SW immediately taps out.  The A-Team are victorious in just under one minute.  They gloat over their fallen opponents but Bray is on the mic almost immediately.  “You boys have just stirred the hornet’s nest.  The bees will sting and the buzzards will pick your bones clean.”  The lights go dim as Bray starts singing the song “He’s got the whole world in his hands” and starts to laugh uncontrollably.  The A-team watch from the top of the ramp in bewilderment. 

 

 

Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned as more will follow.