In the back, Pick
and the Axe are walking around and they see Wam Bam Arsonist sleeping in the
back. It seems that he was released out
of witness protection. Pick asks if they
should pull a prank on him but Axe says to leave him be.
Hulk Hogan is in
the back and he welcomes the newest addition to the roster – Psycho Jack
Hercules. Hogan asks Jack what he hopes
to accomplish while in the CSWA and the HWF.
Jack replies “Whoever pays me the most.
I’m a gun for hire. You need
something or someone taken care of, I’m the guy.” Hogan replies “Good to know Brother and
welcome on board.”
Match #1: In a non-title match up, Women’s Champion
Gail Kim took on Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel. This was a short one with Gail cheating
(Raquel was dominating her) by choking Raquel on the ropes and then locked in a
sleeperhold. Raquel ends up passing out
and Gail gets the win via submission.
Gail was actually booed by the fans as she left. Raquel was revived and she left to the
cheering from the fans.
Match #2: The next match saw Wyatt’s Warriors
(Centurion, Truth, SW) vs Cody Rhodes, Goldust and Tyson Kidd. For his first outing, Bray told Centurion
that he would be starting off the match.
In fact, Centurion was in the ring 90% of the match. He held his own
against both the Rhodes brothers and Tyson.
Once Bray felt the time was right, he sends in the Super Warrior who
dispatches Cody with a Super Powerslam. Bray
gets in the ring with his team. “I told
you that Wyatt’s Warriors would be unstoppable.
Centurion, in his first match, did all the hard work. This was done to show EVERYONE never to
underestimate the resilience of a Warrior.
I’m proud of my Warriors and we will continue to be a dominant force in
the sport. I will throw this challenge
out there…we want GOLD. The 6 man titles
are ripe for the picking. Shield or
A-Team…the challenge stands. Which of
you will accept?” Bray and his Warriors
then left the ring.
Match #3 has Cactus Jackie taking on Fusion
Valentine. Jackie was not happy that
Fusion cost her the match against Spider Violet. Fusion had tried numerous times to apologize
but Jackie wouldn’t listen. Jackie was
taking the fight to the former Diva’s champion until Spider Violet comes out
and attacks Fusion. The ref calls for
the bell and disqualifies Cactus Jackie again.
She is now livid. She nails
Spider Violet with the dustdevil DDT and then locks Fusion in the Desert
Stretch. Fusion is yelling in pain but
Jackie won’t let up. Finally, the ref
gets her to break the hold and then she leaves with a smirk on her face.
Match #4 has the
Mexicali Flyers vs Bran-Don-Goh & Professor Cobra. The Flyers are accompanied by the rest of the
719 Cartel (VamChango, Malo Leche de Mantequilla and Rey Rey) but they remain
at the top of the ramp. During the
match, Bran-Don-Goh gets tossed out of the ring and then is attacked by Dirk “the
Pick” Devon who slithers in from the audience.
Dirk hits him with the “bass drum” and B is down. After 6 minutes, the Flyers get the win via
Countout. The 719 Cartel run down to surround
the ring but Dirk took off through the crowd.
Match #5: VamChango remained at ringside and called for
Dirk to come back to the ring. He did
and was accompanied by the Axe.
VamChango told them to get in the ring but Dirk said “no, unless you put
those titles on the line, man.”
VamChango agreed. The champs were
dominating until the rest of the CWO (Prestige Inc and the A-Team) ran down and
attacked Senor Vampiro and El Chango. “The
Elitist” Reid Rothchild kept the ref busy while the others did the dirty work. At the 23 minute mark, Dirk locks in the Coda
Clawhold and gets Senor Vampiro to submit.
Pick and the Axe have just won the World Tag Team titles. The rest of the Cartel run down and chase off
the CWO but the damage has been done.
Match #6: The A-team return to the ring and run their
mouths about being the greatest 6 man champions. This of course, brings out the 6 Man Tag
Champs – The Shield. Roman Reigns, who
is also the Intercontinental Champion, tells the A-team to put up or shut up in
the ring. This one goes 19 minutes and
sees the CWO once again return to the ring to attack the Shield. They managed to fight them off but Alberto
catches Ambrose unaware and hits a lifting back suplex. While Reigns and Rollins were fighting off
the CWO, Alberto rolls Ambrose up for the pin.
The A-Team have just won the 6 Man World Tag Team Titles. The CWO is on FIRE!
Match #7 is our
Main Event of the evening with Brock Lesnar taking on Bobby Lashley. This was supposed to happen in May but for
whatever reason, Hulk Hogan moved it forward.
Brock Lesnar executes a BACK
BODY DROP....
Bobby Lashley neutralizes BACK
BODY DROP.
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Brock Lesnar executes a
POWERBOMB....
Bobby Lashley executes a
DOMINATOR....
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Brock Lesnar executes a
POWERSLAM....
Bobby Lashley executes a FULL
NELSON LIFT & SLAM....
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Bobby Lashley executes a
DOMINATOR....
Brock Lesnar neutralizes
DOMINATOR.
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Brock Lesnar executes a
F-5....
Bobby Lashley attempts to
defend against F-5 but is unsuccessful.
Brock Lesnar is attempting
a pin!!!
1...2...
Bobby Lashley kicks out of
the pin!
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Brock Lesnar executes a
POWERSLAM....
Bobby Lashley executes a THROW
OUT OF RING....
Brock Lesnar is on the
outside. The ref begins the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...
Brock Lesnar makes it back
into the ring at the 6 count.
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Brock Lesnar executes a
POWERBOMB....
Bobby Lashley executes a
CLOTHESLINE....
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Brock Lesnar executes a
F-5....
Bobby Lashley executes a CHOP
TO CHEST....
Brock begins to showboat
taking his time. Finally, Brock Lesnar
is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Bobby Lashley kicks out of
the pin! Brock’s eyes go wide. He can’t believe Lashley kicked out.
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Bobby Lashley begins to battle
back and executes a CHOP TO CHEST....
Brock Lesnar attempts to
defend against CHOP TO CHEST but is unsuccessful.
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Brock Lesnar executes a
POWERSLAM....
Bobby Lashley neutralizes
POWERSLAM.
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Brock Lesnar executes a HURL
OUT OF RING....
Bobby Lashley is on the
outside. The ref begins the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...
Bobby Lashley makes it back
into the ring at the 9 count.
Bobby Lashley jumps back in
and executes a DOMINATOR....
Bobby Lashley is attempting
a pin!!!
1...2...3
Brock Lesnar was pinned by
Bobby Lashley in 11 minutes!!! Bobby
Lashley wins with a DOMINATOR over Brock Lesnar!!!
Lesnar is beside
himself. He gets out of the ring and
grabs a steel chair. He slides back in
and blasts Bobby with it. Bobby goes
down. Brock continues the beat down
until Hogan comes out and orders Lesnar out of the ring or face
suspension. Brock leaves
begrudgingly. The ref helps Bobby out
of the ring. I’m sure he’ll want Lesnar
again.
Hogan heads to
the ring. “The Hulkster is in the house,
BROTHER. With this being our final show
for the month of April, I wanted to come out and thank all the fans and
Hulkamaniacs for attending our show. I
spoke at length with owners Donnie B and Jeff Meyers and I’m happy to announce
that I am granting the WHOLE roster vacation.
That’s right, Brother. Everyone
will get the month of May off. This will
allow everyone to recharge their batteries and come back healthy and ready to
go. Everyone will have 3 weeks off to do
whatever they want but that last week, everyone will be expected to hit the gym
and get into ring-ready shape. The June
PPV will be the Great American Bash and it will be set for June 28.
Before the shows
ends, “The Elitist” Reid Rothchild headed to the ring. He began gloating about his win over
Professor Cobra and how easy it was to take his championship back. All of a sudden, Psycho Jack Hercules comes
out and attacks Reid. He places Reid on
the Spanish announce table and then goes to the top turnbuckle and nails a 450
splash onto Reid. The table and Reid
both crumble under the impact. Psycho
Jack then leaves as medics come down to check on him. They immediately call for
an ambulance and is rushed out of the arena.
En route to the hospital, it seems that Reid….Died. WHAT THE HELL???...To be continued….
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