Hello fans and
welcome back to our latest installment of the HWF/CSWA wrestling
newsletter. Today’s news comes from
sunny Orlando, FL. The shows begins with
Hulk Hogan coming out and the booing is almost deafening. Hogan tells the fans to shut up right then
and there or the show would be cancelled and they would all be sent home
without any refunds. It took a minute
but he was finally able to speak again.
“The Hulkster’s word is LAW and what I say goes. We already had one member lose the fight or
fired match and we DON’T wish him best in his future endeavors.” Hogan begins to laugh maniacally and as the
fans begin to boo him again, he gives them a nasty look. “I have the right to make whatever changes I
want and today’s ‘fight or fired’ match will actually be a tag team match. There has been some bad blood between Titus
O’Neil and Darren Young but for this match, they must work together or both
will be fired. Their opponents today will
be none other than 3MB members Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre and May the best
team win. With that, let’s start the
show.” The fans finally had something to
cheer.
The show begins
with Bran-Don-Goh vs Dirk Devon in a rematch for the European title. This was a rematch from Wrestlemania where
Bran-Don-Goh, after losing the 3 way battle for the Elitist title, miraculously
defeated the Pick to win the European title.
(Word has it B was in the gym for the entire month of May getting
himself prepared for his first title defense.)
The first fall goes to Dirk after hitting the bass body avalanche at the
20 minute mark. The second fall
immediately goes to Bran-Don-Goh who locks in a stepover toe hold facelock and
gets Dirk to tap out 30 seconds in. This
means we go to sudden death. Hogan comes
out and makes this fall an ECW rules match.
The winner will be the champion.
Bran-Don-Goh executes a LEAPFROG BODY GUILLOTINE....
Dirk "The Pick" Devon attempts to defend against LEAPFROG
BODY GUILLOTINE but is unsuccessful.
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Bran-Don-Goh executes a Golf Clubs to gonads AND DANGO SUPLEX
SLAM....
Dirk "The Pick" Devon neutralizes Golf Clubs to gonads
AND DANGO SUPLEX SLAM.
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Dirk "The Pick" Devon executes a Bass Body Avalanche....
Bran-Don-Goh absorbs the punishment.
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Dirk "The Pick" Devon executes a Bass Body Avalanche....
Bran-Don-Goh attempts to defend against Bass Body Avalanche but is
unsuccessful.
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Bran-Don-Goh executes a COOKIE SHEET SMASH - DRAW BLOOD....
Dirk "The Pick" Devon reverses COOKIE SHEET - DRAW BLOOD!
Dirk "The Pick" Devon executes a The Fender Five-Arm....
Bran-Don-Goh attempts to defend against The Fender Five-Arm but is
unsuccessful.
Dirk "The Pick" Devon is
attempting a pin!!! 1...2...
Bran-Don-Goh kicks out of the pin!
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Bran-Don-Goh executes a THE 'SAID SO' STUNNER....
Dirk "The Pick" Devon executes a The Pearl Drum Drop....
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Bran-Don-Goh executes a DANGO SUPLEX SLAM....
Dirk "The Pick" Devon executes a The Pearl Drum Drop....
Bran-Don-Goh is attempting a pin!!! 1...2...
Dirk "The Pick" Devon
kicks out of the pin!
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Bran-Don-Goh executes a THE 'SAID SO' STUNNER....
Dirk "The Pick" Devon attempts to defend against THE
'SAID SO' STUNNER but is unsuccessful.
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Bran-Don-Goh executes a LEAPFROG BODY GUILLOTINE....
Dirk is up and nails a devastating DDT on a chair knocking
Bran-Don-Goh unconscious. Dirk drapes B
over his shoulder and makes his way into the audience and up to an Eagles nest
(balcony).
Dirk "The Pick" Devon executes a Throw Opponent off
Eagle’s Nest....Bran-Don-Goh goes crashing to the floor. Dirk quickly climbs down.
Dirk "The Pick" Devon is
attempting a pin!!! 1...2...3
Bran-Don-Goh was pinned by Dirk
"The Pick" Devon!!!
Dirk
"The Pick" Devon wins with a Throw Opponent off Eagles's Nest over
Bran-Don-Goh!!! Dirk has just regained
the European title.
What an
incredible start to today’s event. Dirk
Devon now holds two titles – the European title and ½ of the tag team titles
with partner “The Axe”.
The next match
is our ‘Fight or Fired’ match between Darren Young/Titus O’Neil and Jinder
Mahal & Drew McIntyre. The team of
O’Neil and Young would not get on the same page and the 3MB members took
advantage of it. Titus refused to let
Young into the ring for the entire match.
At the end, Drew locks in the Aberdeen armbar and with Titus in the ring
screaming, Darren drops off the ring and walks away. Titus ends up getting pinned after letting
his shoulders rest for 1 second too long on the mat. Both Young and O’Neil are out.
The Omegatron
comes on and we see Reid Rothchild who appears to have recovered very
quickly. Reid is pumping weights. He mumbles “Psycho Jack” and then lets the weights
crash down. He turns to the camera. “Psycho Jack, you nearly ended my career and
my life. I know you were paid to do a
job and for that I don’t fault you BUT I will deal with you in the future. I can promise you that. Now, as for the person who paid to take me
out, that is a different story. I will
find out and once I do, I will exact my revenge as only “The Elitist” can. I will be back next week live at the event and
I will address this in front of you, the fans and together, we will be victorious.” Ravishing Raquel then stepped in front of the
camera and took the mic from Reid.
“Cactus Jackie,
you call ME out? I don’t know who you
think you are but I do not back down from a challenge. I accept and beg you not to slack off. I want you at your best. That way, when I defeat you, and I will, we
will know who is just another victim and who is…simply Ravishing.” She smiled and winked at the camera before it
went dark.
Our next match
on the card is Rockstar Spud taking on Zack Ryder. This one went 17 minutes and just like at the
last time, Spud cheated for 16 of those minutes. The camera cuts to the audience where we see
some commotion going on. Hey, wait a
second, it’s that guy…the Caped Crusader.
The Crusader hits the ring and quickly scrambles up to the top rope and
dazzles the crowd with a stunning high-flying dropkick to the face of Rockstar
Spud and he drops him like a ton of bricks.
The security guards swam into the ring and for a few moments, the Caped
Crusader manages to slip in and out of their arms like a slippery stick of
butter; much to the delight of the fans!
It eventually takes 4 guards to pin him down and restrain him, each
guard holding a hand or a foot. As he is
being carried off, his body flailing around trying to break free of their
grasp, the crowd, amazingly, begins to cheer him! He is taken to the back where he is about to
be handcuffed and escorted away by police (and photographed so as to be banned
from all future shows). Suddenly, Donnie
B intervenes, and, after a few quiet words with
an officer, the police depart and the Caped Crusader is left alone with the
owner.
Donnie B thinks
to himself: What if the "Caped Crusader" were offered a small
contract, just a little something to retain his services so that he could be
used as a "Force For Good" within the federation? Perhaps he could even become the "secret
weapon" of all the Heroes of the federation... to be used to pester and
annoy all the cheaters of the federation (and maybe an occasional jab to GM
Hulk Hogan to keep him on his toes) to
give them a taste of their own medicine!
And maybe, with a little training, he could even get into the squared
circle himself one day... Sure, he is pretty skinny and not very intimidating
in those tights, but man, he is really quick on his feet! He could probably outrun, outmaneuver, and
just flat out outlast all of these heavier dudes in the ring quite easily... if
he can just keep a safe distance from them.
If he can last long enough in a match to wear down his opponents, he
does have within himself the strength and the wherewithal to throw one really
powerful punch: a lightning fast jab to the kisser that can bring down even the
most formidable foe - the Wham!Bam!Pow!
Donnie B turns
to the Caped Crusader and simply asks “Is this something you want to do? Are you prepared for the fallout?” The Caped Crusader stands tall and simply
says “Yes. I’m ready for anything”. Donnie B shakes his hand and welcomes him to
the roster. We’ll be curious to see what
Hogan has to say about this.
The A-Team make
their way out with their 6 man titles in tow.
Aries gloats on how great they are.
Del Rio talks down the Super Warrior and Antonio Cesaro makes fun of
Bray Wyatt. Cesaro says that Wyatt’s
Warriors will get their match at the Great American Bash but for now, they plan
on coasting. This brings out 719 Cartel
members Rey Rey and VamChango. Senor
Vampiro states that if the A-team need to see some action, the Cartel is here
and ready to fight. Del Rio says he is
sick of people and their damn sense of entitlement. Aries says to just bring it to the ring and
they will teach the Cartel exactly what they’ll teach Wyatt’s Warriors…Their
place.
The first fall
went 51 minutes and El Chango picked up the win after hitting a shooting star
press. However, the belts do not change
hands unless there are two of 3 falls within a 60 minute time limit. The next 9 minutes were controlled by the
Cartel but there just wasn’t enough time on the clock to get it done. The match ends in a time limit draw and the
A-Team retains.
We cut to a
vignette showing Bray Wyatt sitting in a rocking chair and the only light comes
from a candle he is holding. “You know
Sister Abigail, they say Bray Wyatt is crazy.
They say he’s insane. Well, they
are partially right. I am here to bring
the Truth to the CSWA and the HWF by any means necessary. Wyatt’s Warriors will deal with the A-Team
soon enough but for now (a crow screeches in the background), I am
content…except for one thing. My mama
told me if you’re gonna shoot for the stars, you may as well go all the
way. I’m gonna take mama’s advice. Undertaker, you are the biggest and baddest
dog in this park. Well, this dog wants a
go. I challenge you to a match for the
world title. Once we meet, the only
thing that will be for certain, is that I will have the whole world…in my
hands.” He begins to laugh
uncontrollably until the candle flame goes out.
Our main event
is Dolph Ziggler taking on Roman Reigns for the HWF Intercontinental
title. In a very surprising move, Dolph
manages to get Roman locked in a sleeperhold and gets him to tap out at the 8
minute mark. The battle continues and
Dolph manages to lock in the sleeperhold again right at the 8 minute mark and
Roman passes out. The ref counts to 3
and then awards the match and the Intercontinental title to Dolph Ziggler.
That is all for
now. Stay tuned as we continue the tour
of Florida. More to come.
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