Hello fans and welcome back.
To recap, Donnie B, MW3 (aka Jeff Meyers) and the Mighty Casey were all
taken out; Master Bull is 100% fully in charge of the HWF and CSWA and we’ve
seen the return of the Negronomicon. If
Donnie B has had a history with this chump, why did he not recognize him as
Cowboy Shizzle? The answer to that is
that Negronomicon was always masked; even when he crashed Donnie B’s wedding
years ago. No one, not even when this
newsletter came to an end back in 2010 did we ever get to see his true
face. This writer is very curious to see
where it goes from here.
We are here live in Kansas City, Kansas, the home of Master
Bull. He comes out to a mixed
reaction. “It’s great coming back to
this town where I, Master Bull, am from. (cheap pop)
But you see, I had to get out of here because, well face it, living in a
cesspool such as KC doesn’t do well for ones career (what cheers there were
turned to boos). SHUT UP! I am talking here. I said from the beginning that I would take no
bull from anyone on the roster and that includes the previous management. Can you believe that both Donnie B and Jeff
Meyers had the gall to say I wasn’t doing a good job? Well, guess what? Asses are in seats. Revenues are up. Merchandise sales are through the roof…and I
wasn’t doing a good job? Well, sorry boys but the numbers speak for themselves.”
“With the three vacancies we’ve got, it is time to start
refilling the roster. I’ve given myself
2 weeks to find replacements. I plan to
look everywhere, except here, of course.
I don’t think we could handle ANYONE from here; besides me, of
course. But first, I wanted to make an
announcement of another familiar face returning to the scene….none other than
Rob Van Dam. Rob was able to get himself
a paid gig through the WWE so we welcome him back to the roster with open
arms. Rob has expressed interest in
going back after the Rock; the man who took his Undisputed Heavyweight title. I
told him that we have lots of champions clamoring for that shot and he’d have
to work his way up the line. He said ‘no
problem’. There had better not be any
problems. I do promise that there will
be more additions coming July 1 so you’ll just have to wait on those. With that all out of the way, it’s time for
some wrestling.”
Out comes Samoa Joe.
He calls down AJ Styles and wants his match for the US title. AJ begins with a gut buster. Joe chokes him on the ropes and then gets hit
with the Styles Clash. AJ goes for a pin
but Joe kicks right out. Both men brawl
on the outside of the ring but AJ gets back in first followed by the
Samoan. AJ hits a backflip kick and Joe
hits a running clothesline. AJ locks in
a reverse STF. Joe powers out of it and
locks in a modified camel clutch. AJ is
quick to grab the ropes to break the hold.
AJ does another reverse STF and Joe hits him with a running knee to the
face. AJ falls out of the ring and Joe
follows him. AJ was playing possum and
smashes Joe into the steel steps. AJ
rolls back in the ring as the ref counts to 10.
Joe is counted out and AJ retains
his title.
Mike “the Axe” Medley is up next for his shot at the
European Champ King Damian Sandow.
Sandow comes out accompanied by all of Prestige Inc. Before the match
begins, Master Bull comes out and warns Prestige Inc that if they are caught
interfering at all in this match, Sandow will lose the strap. This news gave
Medley the boost he was looking for.
Medley took the fight to the champ.
Sandow never got a pin or submission attempt that wasn’t nullified or
reversed by Medley. Sandow looked on to
Prestige Inc for help that would never come.
At the 28 minute mark, Sandow tries to walk out but Medley nails him
with a nasty gut smash. Sandow doubles
over. Medley tosses him back in the ring
and (with a pull of the tights) gets the 1-2-3.
HOLY COW! The Axe has won the
title. Now, Sandow gets his immediate
rematch. The bell sounds before Master
Bull can throw out any stipulations.
Medley continues his domination of the King and at the 8 minute mark,
Magnus and Reid Rothchild both tried to get in the ring. Medley hoisted up Sandow and hurled him from
the ring; right on to Magnus and Reid.
Sandow gets counted out. Mike
“the Axe” Medley is now the official European Champion.
Up next is Jay Lethal defending the Intercontinental title
against Mark Henry. Lethal starts to go
to town on the World’s strongest man but just as the match began, out comes
Dolph Ziggler. Henry kept yelling at
Ziggler wondering why he was out there. Lethal
knocked Henry out of the ring and he immediately confronted Ziggler. Henry ends up getting counted out. Lethal retains.
Mark Henry gets back in the ring and starts accusing Ziggler
of stealing his spot. He then challenged
Dolph for his spot. Dolph had to
accept. The match goes 18 minutes and
Ziggler was dominating the match until Henry hits a Worlds Strongest Slam. He follows it up with a bearhug and Ziggler
taps out. Mark Henry gets the win and
will get one more shot at Lethal’s title.
In the back, Prestige Inc is lamenting the loss of the
European title. Sandow says that he is
still the king so he is still superior.
Reid has his Elitist Title and Ravishing Raquel so he is square. Magnus suggests that maybe he and the King
should try for the tag team titles as it was Monopoly Jr. who was the weak
link. Sandow said he likes that idea.
The King Damian Sandow and Magnus come out and state that
they want a shot at the World tag team titles.
The King says that with his Royal status, it should be a
no-brainer. This brings out the Prime
Time players. They claim that they haven’t
seen any action in a long time so it is time for them to be back in the tag
team spotlight. Master Bull comes out
and makes a match. He says that
depending on which team gains the win, they will get a shot.
The Prime time players end up getting the win after Magnus
got counted out (Darren Young was under the ring holding him back from getting
into the ring. Prestige Inc state that the
Prime Time Players will never defeat them in a real match. The Prime Time players agree to a rematch on
one condition. If the King and Magnus
lose, they cannot go after the tag team titles for 6 months. The King quickly agrees. The match is set up
with no time limit, no DQ and no countout.
This one goes 17 minutes and after Magnus hits a slingshot elbow drop,
he gets the win. Prestige Inc now is in
line for the tag team titles.
In the back, the two women who won the last ringside tickets
are in the back trying to track down Master Bull. Finally they meet up with him. They tell him that they want to be wrestlers. Master Bull says that currently, there is not
a woman’s division. LN gets in his face
and tells him to create one. Master Bull
doesn’t like it. “Until there is a
division made up, I don’t have anything for you to do.” LN suggested that they know who one of the
new hires is going to be and says that they should be put with him. Master Bull figures out who she is referring
to and says “Ok, you both will be his valets.
Understand that I will NOT allow you to get physical or interfere in
matches in any way, shape or form. This
is the same thing that goes for Ravishing Raquel so it will also pertain to
you.” LN says “You know, I don’t like
her. I want a match against this
Ravishing Raquel.” Master Bull states that
Raquel is not a wrestler and was not brought in to be one. “I tell you what
though. I will leave it up to her. If she wants to be a wrestler, I would be
willing to start on the creation of a woman’s division. If she says no, then these plans go back on
hold. Agreed?” LN says “Yes, I agree. But just so you know, we both now have
names. You can now refer to me as ‘Fusion
Valentine’ and my friend AZ here will be known as ‘Spider Violet’. We will take this sport by storm. Guaranteed.”
Master Bull rolls his eyes and mutters “whatever” before walking away.
***(note to Ravishing Raquel – if you would, please go to
the blog and post your comment there as to whether or not you would be willing
to accept Fusion Valentine’s challenge.
The choice is yours. Go to hwfcswafantasy.blogspot.com to
post your reply. Thx.)***
We will be waiting for more information to come so we ask
that you stay tuned.
Just....bring it.
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