Monday, June 3, 2013

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 06.01 – Prepping for the GAB:

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Now that the advertisements are out of the way, let’s get on to business.

In preparation for his biggest match to date, Mike “the Axe” Medley was put into a match against Tensai.  The match went to a full 30 minutes but just before the end, Reid Rothchild runs down with Ravishing Raquel.  Raquel distracts the ref and Reid hits Medley with a chair. This allows Tensai to lock in his claw hold and pin Mike with it at 29:59.  After the match, Reid got in the ring and tried for a Reidbottom but Medley “hulked up” and hit the Axe on Reid knocking him completely out.  Medley then picked up the belt and posed to the crowd while Raquel screamed at him from ringside.  After a minute or so, Medley drops the belt on the lifeless carcass that is Reid Rothchild.  Raquel jumps in the ring to help her man and she eventually gets him up and moving.

Austin Aries then comes out and calls out John Cena.  Aries says it should be him wrestling at the Bash but due to the crappy way Master Bull put him in a match that he was unprepared for, he lost his title.  Cena eventually makes it to the ring.  Aries says that he and Cena should have a match right here to see who should get the title shot.  This brings out Master Bull.  “You know Aries, that sounds like a great idea but I want to set some ground rules first.  There will be no DQ/Countout.  There will be no time limit draws and this will be best of 3 falls.”  Cena gave the GM a look that said “Dude, what the hell?” but the bell rang starting the matches’ first fall.

Right off the bat, Cena hits a Five knuckle shuffle and picks up the first fall in less than 30 seconds.  The next match goes 16 minutes with Cena totally dominating Aries.  Cena picks up the win after a devastating F-U.  This of course brings out Ryback.  Ryback still is not happy He attacks Cena and ends up spearing him through a table.  Ryback then calls down GM Master Bull.  “I want in.  I want a match at the Bash.  You have all this talent and are not using it.  I am throwing down a challenge to Alberto Del Rio for his world title shot.”  This prompted Del Rio to come out. “I too was afraid of being left off another PPV so I accept.”  Master Bull then made the addition to the GAB card.

In the back, MW3 was filming another vignette.  He was in the process of setting up the scene which included the wall from a “Hogan style” steel cage (the thick bars with enough space to fit your head through).  As he was setting up the scene, Mr Wrestling 4 runs in and rams MW3’s head into the cage.  MW3 is bleeding now.  “This is only a taste of what I will do to you at the Bash.  Suck on that Bitch.”  He then hit MW3 with a steel chair for good measure and then left.

Out next came the Shield. They called out their opponents Monopoly Jr. and Magnus.  The New Money Corp (a division of Prestige Inc) came down accompanied by Ravishing Raquel.  Monopoly Jr was holding Raquel’s hand as they walked down.  Reigns and Rollins said that they need to put in a workout prior to their match so they were offering New Money a non title shot right here and now.  For the first 10 minutes, New Money dominated the champs.  Reigns and Rollins didn’t know what hit them.  Then they got their shit together and in heelish fashion, took the next 8 minutes beating the tar out of the challengers.  Reigns picked up the win after hitting Magnus with a nasty elbow smash.  After the match, the Shield began flirting with Ravishing Raquel offering her a job as their manager.  Monopoly Jr. and Magnus then attacked the Shield and beat them down with the tag team titles.  New Money posed with the belts before dropping them on the champs and walking away.

In the back, the Internet Media Champion Zack Ryder is pacing.  He seems very distracted.  In walks Dude Love and he tries to calm Ryder down.  Ryder does not want the match with the Mighty Casey.  He tells Dude that this has gone too far.  He didn’t realize it was going down like this.  Dude told Ryder that there is a lot riding on the outcome of the PPV and he needs to get his shit together or it’s possible that Ryder may get a visit from a not-so-friendly character from the demented mind of Mick Foley.  He tells him to concentrate on winning.

Clarkus Kentus told us that due to more drawings, 2 fans were chosen to get free seats for the GAB..  They were both women and they asked that their names not be used so only initials were given.  A.Z. and L.N. were provided.  Congratulations to both women.  Enjoy your ringside seats.  After digging a bit more, we also found out that the “superfan” Brandon will be there also at ringside.  Maybe he’ll be sitting with these 2 women.

Within the insane world of wrestling, we have come to understand that things aren’t always what they appear to be. In fact, the Great American Bash will be no different. The performers need to bring their A Game if they want any hope of walking out as winners. We do expect some of these matches will blow your socks off. We expect this Bash to exceed all expectations.  Rumor has it that an old favorite may be making an appearance at the Bash so be sure to tune in.  You may be pleasantly surprised.

The Bssh will be taking place this weekend so stay tuned.  The ride has just begun.



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