Wednesday, June 19, 2013

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 06.04


Hello fans and welcome back to our latest newsletter.  Master Bull starts off (boy, does he think he’s the center of attention or what) by making the announcement of 2 new hires coming in July. 

The first match tonight is the Mighty Casey defending his title against MW3.  Before the match can begin, Mankind attacks Casey and beats him from pillar to post.  He ends up tossing Casey off the stage to a table below.  MW3 goes and grabs the semi-lifeless carcass of Casey and brings him to the ring.  The ref rings the bell and MW3 immediately hits the MW2 kneelift and makes the cover.  1..2..3.  MW3 is now the NEW Internet Media Champion.   MW3 leaves with his new belt.

Mankind comes back out and says he wants a match with Casey right here and now.  A terrified ring attendant inadvertently rings the bell and Mankind goes to town.  Immediately Master Bull comes out and now makes this a “barby vs Career” match.  Casey never had a chance.  Mankind destroyed the former champion and after 10 consecutive shots from Barby, Mankind goes for the pin and gets it.  Holy Crap.  The Mighty Casey is now unemployed.  He had to be taken out via a stretcher.

In the back, Mike The Axe Medley is talking to Master Bull.  He says he wants to minimize Raquel’s interference in this match so he asks for a steel cage.  Master Bull, in an effort to put Reid in his place, agrees.

Up next is The Elitist Reid Rothchild taking on Mike “the Axe” Medley.  As the cage is being set up, Reid and Raquel head to ringside.  He has to surrender his Elitist title and his platinum medallion. Raquel is also taken and set at ringside as to prevent any interference.  Medley makes his way down to much fanfare from the crowd.  I think they want to see the Axe cut down the high and mighty chump.   Mike executes an excruciating side headlock.   Medley then hits The Axe and goes for a pin but Reid kicks out at 2.   Reid comes back with a Reidbottom but Axe locks him in a bearhug.  The Elitist won’t submit.  Reid hits a Rothchild stunner and Mike hits the Axe again.  Neither man is able to go for a pin.  Reid is up first and hits the Reid Leg drop.  Raquel manages to toss some Brass knuckles to Reid who hits Mike with them drawing blood.  Axe sees this and spazes out.  He nails the Axe on Reid and follows it up with a power punch.  Reid locks in the Rothchild chicken wing but Axe hoists him up and hits a running powerslam onto the cage.  Reid manages to get up and hits the ReidDT.  He goes for a pin but Axe kicks out at 1.   Reid hits a Reid Leg Drop and Mike hits the Axe again.  Another leg drop from Reid is met with a belly to belly suplex from Mike.  Reid hits another ReidDT and then goes to the top of the cage.  He hits a B-52 kneedrop off the top of the cage.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  He now has to escape from the cage.  Raquel is up and moving.  She ends up handcuffing the Axe to the cage.  He is trapped.  Reid strolls to the door, opens it and steps out.  Reid Rothchild is the winner of the match.  He and Raquel hug and briefly make out before they head (skip) to the back with all of his trophies in tow.  Mike is eventually uncuffed from the cage and even though the fans are cheering his effort, he leaves defeated. 

Big E Langston comes out and challenges Abyss for his title shot.  Abyss begins with a face gouge and a knee to the gut.  Big E hits a leveraged two handed chinlock but Abyss reverses it and attempts to stand on Langston’s throat but that is reversed as Abyss gets dumped on the outside of the ring.  He hits Abyss with an over the shoulder back breaker and dumps him on the floor.  He makes it back in before the 10 and is awarded the match via Countout.  Big E takes Abyss’ spot.

In the back, all of Prestige Inc is celebrating minus Monopoly Jr.  Finally, MJr walks in and Reid demands to know what the hell is going on.  Monopoly Jr says that Reid just takes and takes but never gives and he’s had it.  Reid got into his face and Raquel had to break it up.  She turned Monopoly Jr around to talk to him in private and she gave him a hug.  She then looked at Reid and nodded.  She moves out of the way just as Reid attacks MJr.  The King and Magnus join in the fun.  They beat him down and then take him to the back door.  Magnus holds the door open as Reid dumps him outside the arena but not before popping him in the mouth a few times loosening his wisdom teeth.  “This is us taking out the garbage.” Reid says.  Prestige Inc goes back and continues their celebration.

Master Bull meets up with Donnie B.  He says he has another favor to ask.  He is bringing in a new wrestler and he wants Donnie B to show him the ropes; mentor him.  Donnie B asks “What’s in it for me?”  Master Bull says that if he helps him with this, he promises a title in his future.  “You never know when you’ll find one just laying around and you know, as another wrestler here said ‘possession is 9/10’s of the law’ so if you possess it, it would be yours.  Something to think about.”  Donnie B accepts.  He immediately regrets it when Master Bull introduces him to “Cowboy Shizzle”.  The Cowboy is all happy to be here and looks forward to being trained by the ‘great’ Original Big Daddy Donnie B.

Super Warrior issues a challenge to David Otunga for his spot.  Otunga accepts.  The match goes 22 minutes and Otunga emerges as the winner.  He retains his title shot.

Donnie B and Cowboy Shizzle are set up in a match against The King Damian Sandow and Magnus.  Donnie B starts off against Sandow.  He hits an eye rake and the King connects with a  kneedrop.  Magnus is tagged in but Cowboy Shizzle hits the ring for some double teaming.  Donnie B hits a DDT and the Cowboy hits a prairie bomb.  As the cowboy is escorted out of the ring, Sandow comes in and he and Magnus double team DB.  Sandow hits a Russian leg sweep and Magnus kicks DB in the midsection but DB battles back and nails Magnus with a Lights out Brainbuster.  Sandow hits a swinging neckbreaker and Magnus (up pretty quick) hits a spinning samoan drop. Magus follows it up with a kick to the midsection.  More doubleteaming from Prestige Inc as Sandow hits another neckbreaker and Magnus executes a sharpshooter but Donnie B powers out of it and kicks Magnus out of the ring.  He is back in at 8.  Magnus executes an armwringer and then Cowboy Shizzle hits the ring.  Donnie B eye rakes Magnus and the Shizzlenator tosses Magnus out of the ring.  He then hits a prairie bomb on Magnus on the floor.  Sandow is then dispatched and the ref counts to 10 awarding the match to Donnie B and Cowboy Shizzle.  Shizzle wasn’t happy that he didn’t get more ring time.  Donnie B said next time. 

The main event for the evening is Randy Orton taking on AJ Styles for the US title.  Styles begins with a reverse STF and then Orton tosses him out.  He tries to leave but Orton goes after him and brings him back to the ring.  Styles hits a gut buster and Randy pokes him in the eye.  AJ goes for another reverse STF and out of nowhere, Orton hits the RKO.  He makes the cover and with his feet on the ropes, gets the 1-2-3.  Immediately, AJ gets his rematch.  Master Bull comes out and states that the next fall will be a throwback to the old AWA days.  He says that if the champ gets counted out, he will lose the title. 

Orton starts off with a sleeperhold and Styles hits a springboard face smash.  AJ then follows it up with a  gutbuster.  Orton battles back with a flying dropkick.  AJ hits a Styles Clash but Randy nails the RKO.  He makes a cover but AJ kicks out at 2.  Orton then nails the Orton stomp and AJ tosses him to the outside.  He ends up handcuffing Orton to the ringside barrier.  AJ makes it back into the ring just as the ref hits 10.  Orton is counted out and loses the title back or AJ.  The final fall will be decided within the confines of a cage – but not just any ordinary cage. This one will be a double Hell deathmatch. 

AJ begins with a spin kick.  Orton comes back with rapid punches.  Styles nails a back bodydrop but Orton hits a weak RKO.  AJ hits a flying dropkick.  AJ with a gut buster and Orton with more punches.  Orton hits a flying dropkick but AJ hits a Styles Clash.  He goes for the cover but Randy quickly kicks out.  AJ then tosses Orton into a C-4 exploding board but the ref who was watching too closely, gets blinded by the flash.   AJ hits a backflip kick and Orton (not really phased by being tossed into C-4) locks in a sleeperhold.  AJ goes for a reverse STF and Randy tries to dump him to the outside but the cage in unrelenting. AJ follows it up with a  gutbuster and a backflip kick.   Randy pokes him in the eye and follows it up with a flying dropkick.  The ref is up and AJ immediately tosses Randy into a pane of glass.  Orton is busted up. AJ goes for the pin but Randy kicks out at 2.  AJ hits a flying dropkick and goes for the pin again but Randy kicks out immediately.  AJ goes for a back bodydrop but Randy reverses it and tries to suplex AJ onto a barbed wire board.  AJ wiggles out.  He nails a backflip kick and Randy sandwiches him between the ropes and cage.  AJ hits the reverse STF and goes for a pin but Randy kicks out at 2.  AJ then hits a backflip kick and Randy goes crashing into the barbed wire board.  The board explodes and Randy is tossed across the ring.  Styles makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  AJ retains the US title.  Holy crap!  What a match. 


That is all for now.  Stay tuned for more.

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