HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 - 01.6

Hi wrestling fans. Sorry about the last bit of miscommunication but Mr. Tuttle will end up as the GM for the HWF and Mr. Meyers will manage the CSWA.  Both men came to the agreement late yesterday and I forgot to pass that along.  They will continue to manage the wrestlers they drafted; just a name change.  Sorry about that.

 In this issue, we will be reporting on the continuing antics of “the Elitist” Reid Rothchild as well as publish (finally) Mr. Meyers’ interview.

I’m not quite sure what crawled up the ass of Reid Rothchild and died but he has been on a tear lately.  After the incident at the training facility, Reid once again verbally attacked Donnie B.  He was still feeling slighted because Donnie B was parked (in what he claimed) in his spot.  This time, Reid attacked Donnie B and hit him from behind (he is a coward after all) with a 5 lb dumbbell (he’s not all that strong either).  Fortunately, Donnie B wasn’t hurt too bad so I think that once matches start to get underway, Reid may be in for a world of hurt.

One other thing to note is that we also signed another newcomer by the name of Mike “the Axe” Medley.  Mike claims to have been trained by the great Larry Hennig and has modeled himself after his idol.  Mike will be drafted to the HWF.

***NEWS FLASH***

This just in…..we were able to come to terms with none other than Y2J himself, Chris Jericho.  Jericho has signed a short term deal with us with options for extensions.  We hope he will stick around as he is extremely entertaining.  Jericho will not be drafted to a particular brand so he will wrestle on both shows and will be eligible to win championships in either federation.

Not as huge of an announcement but HWF GM Wayne Tuttle has agreed to offer (it’s his funeral) a contract to the Negronomicon.  N will once again wrestle in the HWF where he caused much headache.  I hope Mr. Tuttle is able to keep him on a (figurative) leash (can’t say literal or he may want to sue me again).

Wayne also said that in addition to the Negronomicon, he is also bringing back a man who caused just as much pain and suffering during his last time here…none other than “Superstar” Billy Pearl.  Pearl had been here before as part of the Ramon “I’m a bitch” invasion.  Pearl was the leader of that NWO (not the WCW one) and caused much destruction in his wake (see the newsletter from August, 2004 for his past involvement).  When questioned about his choices, Wayne replied “I said that I was going to mix things up.  Pearl and the Negronomicon will be kept under control with the threat of jail if they get out of hand.  Donnie B may not have been able to gain control but I sure as hell will.”

As promised, here is the interview from GM Jeff Meyers:

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Hello Wrestling Fans!

Welcome to the NEW CSWA.  That's right, the new CSWA.  Today is a new day for our sport.  We have a new direction and a new mission, and that is to bring you, our fans, the best wrestling product in the business. 

I have signed some of the best talent, from Ryback to Randy Orton.  Legends like the Undertaker and Hulk Hogan to some of today's newest stars like AJ Styles and Alberto del Rio.  Tag teams as well.  We have reinstated the "Freebird Rule" for the Shield and 3MB.  

And some of CSWAs homegrown talent is back.  The mysterious MW3. The man you love to hate, the devious Donnie B, and our newest find, the Elitist- Reid Rothchild.  

We will also be bringing back the long history of prestige with the CSWA Heavyweight Title.  The CSWA US Title.  The CSWA tag team titles and lastly, one the the most contested belts in Amy federation, defended weekly for you, the fans, the CSWA Media Title, continuing the tradition of the old Television Title, except that we will have the title defended on streaming media, as well as TV.  Matches could be featured on AppleTV, thanks to our agreement with the tech giant or could be defended on a Facebook Televised match.  But rest assured, that champion will be defending his title whenever he appears on any sort of media.  

And, in competition with our "friends" at the HWF we will have the Undisputed Title in the heavyweight division and the unified Tag Team belts defended at EVERY pay-per view show.

And for those of you who like specialty matches, we will be featuring those as well…Lumber jack, cage, Hell in a Cell and many, MANY more.  You will not only be surprised, but shocked as well.  

Thank you for coming back, and looking forward to seeing you at our shows!  

GM Jeff Meyers

That’s all for now.  Thanks for reading.  The ever popular Larry Morton and Clarkus Kentus will take it from here.  See you at the shows.

Donnie B