“Those Damn MF’ers”
El Chango starts “they have taken things way too far this time.” Senor Vampiro asks “What did they do now?” “LOOK” Chango exclaims. The camera pans to their lockers and instead
of the typical wrestling gear hanging there, what we see is a little flashier. They pull out the clothes and there they are,
in all their glory, Vegas Showgirls outfits…complete with feathers. Vampiro yells “That’s it. I’ve had it with them. El Chango, I want them in the ring. I’ll tear them a new one.” “Patience my friend” El Chango calmly
says. “They have a world tag team match
taking place at Wrestlemania. I say we
challenge them for those titles but add in a stipulation.” “What are you thinking? It needs to be something humiliating.” El Chango continues “They put the belts on the
line and when they lose, they have to dress in drag for 3 long embarrassing
shows.” Vampiro adds in “And lose they
will. They will lose those precious
titles and then Drag City, here they come.”
Both men laugh evilly as the camera fades out.
The show begins
with World Tag team champions the A-Team coming out. It looks like all 3
members Alberto Del Rio, Austin Aries and Antonio Cesaro are on the same page
once again. The head to the ring with
mic in hand. Alberto begins. “The A-Team is the most dominating force in
all professional wrestling.” Aries
chimes in “the greatest team of all time.
No team in all of the history of wrestling can compare to us.” Cesaro speaks up “In fact, no one wrestler is
better than any of us. We are the best
that has ever been and the best that ever will be.” Del Rio starts back up. “There have been so called Icons, Warriors,
and various vermin that think they ruled the world. Those losers will never be where we are.” Aries spoke up “I’ve hear that the people
over in the WWE are doing their big whoop-dee-do. They hold this farce they call a Hall of
Fame and are inducting two of the biggest losers ever to grace the ring: The Ultimate blah blah blah and Jake “I’m a
loser” Roberts. They thought they were
at the top of their game; what a joke.”
Cesaro’s turn: “We are in our prime.
We destroy anyone who gets in the ring with us…”
They are
interrupted by Master Bull who has a mic of his own. “You three love to talk a lot of smack. If this were 20 years ago…” Alberto cuts him off “If this were 20 years
ago, our younger selves would be kicking ass
and destroying people’s pathetic little lives.” Master Bull starts up again. “I’m putting you on notice…watch
yourselves. Don’t bury yourselves in a
hole you can’t get out of.” “Whatever”
Aries comments. “Hey Bull, why don’t you
do something useful. Alberto and I need
to defend our Tag Team titles. Why don’t
you get us a team to go against?” “You 3
have the night off, actually” Master Bull says.
“Go do whatever it is you do on
your day off as our next event will see you defending your titles. You’ll get to see who at that time.” Master Bull cuts off their mics and smiles
and he heads to the back. The A-Team
eventually leave the ring.
The pyro starts
again and our event is off to a roaring start.
The first match of the night is Jay Lethal taking on John Cena. John Cena gets the win in 14 minutes after a
F-U and then a big stomp to the gut of Lethal.
The next match
of the evening is Gail Kim defending the Women’s title against Natalya
Neidhart. The first fall goes to the
champion after Nattie gets counted out in 5 minutes. The second fall begins and this time it is shorter
than the last. Gail locks in a dragon
sleeper in 3 minutes and gets Nattie to tap out. Gail Kim retains the Women’s title.
Our third match
of the night is Goldust and Cody Rhodes taking on HP for ranking
placement. Casey Jones comes out with
the NEW Elitist Champion Bran-Don-Goh.
In 20 minutes, Bran-Don-Goh hits Cody with the ‘said so stunner’ and
gets the win. B and Casey stay put. All of a sudden, out comes the Pick and the
Axe. Both are showing off their
respective titles. Mike has a mic. “Casey
Jones, you had to attack me in order to get yourself a title shot. I hope you’re happy with yourself; someone
who has to resort to blindsiding someone to get what they want. You want your shot, this is your only chance. Take it now or walk away.” Casey tells Mike to “bring it” and we have
our next match. Dirk Devon heads with Mike
to the ring but the ref immediately sends him away…much to his dismay. The first fall goes to the champ in 19
minutes after Mike hit Casey with the Axe.
The second fall goes 22 minutes and ends after a devastating power punch
is thrown by Mike knocking Casey out.
The Axe retains the X-Division title.
Bully Ray makes
his way out to the ring. He talks about
taking out Rey Mysterio and that Mysterio’s days are over in the CSWA and
HWF. Out comes Master Bull. Bull says that he didn’t appreciate Bully Ray
taking out one of the top superstars.
Bully Ray says “Yeah so what. You
have someone else for me to beat up?
Send them on down.” Master Bull
says “Well, you know now that you mention it, I did ask a former superstar to return to fill in the gap.” Music hits and….holy cow….Its none other than
Bobby Lashley. Lashley has
returned. Bully Ray hops out of the ring
and charges Bobby. The two brawl until
security comes out to break it up.
Lashley celebrates with the fans before leaving.
Next up in tag
team action we have Beer Money taking on the team of Big E and Big Zeke. The match goes 27 minutes and even though
controlled by Beer Money, Roode ends up taking a spear on the outside of the
ring. Roode ends up getting counted
out. Zeke and E get the win.
Our second to
last match of the night is for the 6 man tag team titles. The challengers come out first and it is the
Shield. They are followed by Prestige
Inc. Reid Rothchild still looks sad
since he lost his Elitist title to Bran-Don-Goh. The first fall goes to the Shield after
Ambrose hits a samoan drop on Magnus.
The challengers continued to take the fight to Prestige Inc and out of
nowhere, a superkick from Seth Rollins nearly takes off the head of King Damian
Sandow. Ambrose takes out Magnus and Rollins
was going to go after Reid but Reid just stood there looking sad and pathetic. The Shield get the win and are declared the
NEW 6 MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.
The main event
of the night has the HWF World Champion AJ Styles defending his title against a
man who was robbed of his shot but has gotten it back - Tornado en Fuego. In 12 minutes, AJ hits a gut buster and rolls
up the Tornado for the first fall. The next
fall goes to the 12 minute mark and after Tornado hits the whirlwind (throw out
of ring), AJ gets counted out awarding the fall to Tornado en Fuego. It goes to a 3rd fall. This one goes to 7 minutes with Tornado en
Fuego owning the champion but jumping in from the audience is El Chango. Senor Vampiro starts to walk down to the ring
and distracts Tornado and the ref. AJ
hits a pele kick sending Tornado to the outside. El Chango then pops Tornado with a chair
knocking him out. El Chango then puts the Vegas showgirl headdress on Tornado
and props him against the ringside barrier.
He then jumps back into the audience and disappears. The ref gets Senor Vampiro to leave and turns
to see Tornado en Fuego out cold on the floor.
He makes the count and hits 10. Tornado
en Fuego is counted out and AJ Styles retains his title. AJ doesn’t seem happy about it but
leaves. Medics come out to help Tornado
en Fuego to the back.
That’s all for
now folks. Stay tuned as more great
action is on the horizon.
