Hello fans. Welcome back to our newsletter. This issue is all news as it pertains to the
HWF and CSWA with just a single house show recap.
First, after
discussing it with Fusion Valentine, she has decided that, after winning her
last match, she wants to go after the Diva’s title currently held by Ravishing
Raquel. Fusion Valentine is now the
official #1 contender for the Diva’s title.
Next, with the
hiring of Wam Bam Arsonist and adding him to the HWF roster, they seem to have
gotten a little heavy. Two wrestlers
have been chosen at random to move to the CSWA to balance the rosters. The two names drawn are Kofi Kingston and
Malo Leche de Mantiquilla.
Pick and the Axe
were hanging out and Mike was polishing up his newly won X-Division Championship. All of a sudden, in run Casey Jones and
Bran-Don-Goh. B nails the Pick with a
superkick and Casey starts waving a barbwire bat threatening Mike with it. Casey ends up trapping Mike in the corner and
pops him with a Turtle Snap. Mike drops
and Casey locks in a reverse chokehold.
Casey yells that Mike needs to put his title on the line against
him. At first, Mike struggles but then
relents. Casey drops him and says that
he will see him in the ring.
Next, we run
into Senor Vampiro. We ask him if he has
made a decision in regards to El Chango.
Vampiro says that what El Chango told him made a lot of sense. Pai Mei walks in and tells Vampiro that El
Chango is the anti-Christ (what?) and that he will throw his career away even
before it starts if he joins up with El Chango.
Vampiro replies “Sensei, I appreciate all you did to get me here but
now, I think it is my responsibility to take it from here.” Pai Mei shakes his head “If you join him,
throw away all I have taught you, you will.
Once you start down that path, forever will it corrupt your
destiny.” Senor Vampiro nods and then
NAILS Pai Mei with a 3-inch punch knocking him out. El Chango then walks in. “Come Senor Vampiro, you have taken the first
step into a larger world. Today has
seen the end of Pai Mei and it will soon see the end of the Mexicali Flyers.” Both men left together.
In another part
of the building, the NJWW World tag team champions the Mexicali Flyers were
watching a recap of El Chango’s conversation with Senor Vampiro where he
mentioned he was the reason for the Flyers being sent away. Tornado en Fuego turns to El Dragon Insano
and asks “Who does that chump think he is?”
El Dragon shook his head. “I
think this is that nobody that Handsome G asked us to take under our wings. He rides our coattails and then costs us our
paychecks.” Tornado replies “You know,
Senor Vampiro has decided to align himself with that nobody. Well, they can have each other. But if for one moment, they think they’re on
our level, they are sadly mistaken.”
Master Bull then walks up. “Hey
guys. You will be happy to know that the
match we were planning WILL go ahead as scheduled.” El Dragon asked “So you were able to convince
THEM to come out of retirement for this match?”
Master Bull replied “Hey, it’s me.
Of course I did. So it is my
honor to announce the second match set up for Wrestlemania. The Mexicali Flyers will defend the NJWW tag
team titles against the team of Great Muta and Jushin Thunder Lyger.” The Flyers nodded and shook hands with Master
Bull before turning and leaving.
Master Bull
returns to his office and just as he sits down, there is a knock on the
door. “Come in” he hollers. The door opens and it is a courier. “Sir, I
have a letter for you.” He hands it over
and Master Bull signs for it. He goes to
open it up and exclaims “You have GOT to be kidding me.” He drops the letter on his desk and leaves
the room. The camera zooms in and we see
this:
“Complaint:
In the case of a
lawsuit between the defendant Master Bull of the CSWA/HWF and the plaintiff
Cactus Jackie in regards to illegal harassment and job discrimination….”
Wow, I guess
Jackie really has it out for Master Bull.
I guess we will have to wait to see how this plays out.
Master Bull is
storming through the building when he comes upon Prestige Inc. Reid Rothchild yells after him “Hey Bull,
what’s got your panties in a twist?”
Bull comes over. “You think
you’re funny Mr. Smartass? Guess
what? At the next event, you get your
sorry ass in the ring and finally defend that piece of tin you are walking
around with. And you know what, you’ll
defend it against Professor Cobra. Deal
with that.” Bull storms out and Reid
looks to his teammates and says “Damn, what a grouch.”
Today’s card
Jay Lethal vs
Titus O’Neil – in 27 minutes, Titus hits Lethal with a 3 point tackle and gets
the win.
Mike Bennett vs
King Mo – King Mo gets the submission win after trapping Bennett with the MMA
armbar.
Samoa Joe vs the
Miz – in 14 minutes, Joe gets the win after knocking Miz out with a big boot to
the face.
Pick and the Axe
vs the Colons – the match goes to a 30 minute draw. After the match, HP comes out but Pain in the
Ass run away.
A-Team vs HP for
the Tag Team titles – 1st fall goes to the champs. Del Rio gets the pin on Bran-Don-Goh after
hitting a snapmare into a dropkick. (14
min). Del Rio gets the win again on
Bran-Don-Goh but this was due to outside interference from the Pick and the Axe. Dirk Devon pushed Bran-Don-Goh off the top
turnbuckle and Del Rio finished him off with a falling powerbomb. Pick and the Axe stomp away on Bran-Don-Goh
and then Casey hits the ring with a
chair and chases off the cowards.
Reid Rothchild
vs Professor Cobra for the Elitist title – in 19 minutes, Reid gets the win
after Professor Cobra ends up getting counted out. Reid hit a snake’s DDT on the floor and then
rolled back in the ring before the 10 count finished.
In the main
event, Ravishing Raquel vs Fusion Valentine for the Diva’s title.
Ravishing
Raquel (f) executes a POWER FULL
NELSON....
Fusion Valentine
(f) executes a LOVERS LOCK (CROSSFACE)....
Ravishing
Raquel (f) executes a POWER FULL
NELSON....
Fusion Valentine
(f) executes a DIVING BULLDOG....
Fusion Valentine
(f) executes a FUSION DRIVER (PILEDRIVER)....
Ravishing
Raquel (f) absorbs the punishment.
Fusion Valentine
(f) executes a LOVERS LOCK (CROSSFACE)....
Ravishing
Raquel (f) attempts to defend against
LOVERS LOCK (CROSSFACE) but is unsuccessful.
Fusion Valentine
(f) executes a THROW OUT OF RING....
Ravishing
Raquel (f) attempts to defend against
THROW OUT OF RING but is unsuccessful.
Ravishing
Raquel (f) is on the outside. The ref begins the count.
1...2...
Ravishing
Raquel (f) makes it back into the ring
at the 2 count.
Fusion Valentine
(f) executes a HEARTBREAKER (ANACONDA VICE)....
Ravishing
Raquel (f) attempts to defend against
HEARTBREAKER (ANACONDA VICE) but is unsuccessful.
Fusion Valentine
(f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Ravishing
Raquel (f) kicks out of the pin!
Fusion Valentine
(f) executes a FUSION DRIVER (PILEDRIVER)....
Ravishing
Raquel (f) attempts to defend against
FUSION DRIVER (PILEDRIVER) but is unsuccessful.
Fusion Valentine
(f) executes a LOVERS LOCK (CROSSFACE)....
Ravishing
Raquel (f) attempts to defend against
LOVERS LOCK (CROSSFACE) but is unsuccessful.
Ravishing
Raquel (f) executes a MOONSAULT....
Fusion Valentine
(f) executes a DOUBLE DOSE (2 HANDED CHOKE)....
Ravishing
Raquel (f) executes a MOONSAULT....
Fusion Valentine
(f) attempts to defend against MOONSAULT but is unsuccessful.
Ravishing
Raquel (f) executes a MOONSAULT....
Fusion Valentine
(f) absorbs the punishment.
Fusion Valentine
(f) executes a FUSION DRIVER (PILEDRIVER)....
Ravishing
Raquel (f) absorbs the punishment.
Fusion Valentine
(f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Ravishing
Raquel (f) kicks out of the pin!
Fusion Valentine
(f) gets 6 points for the pin attempt.
Ravishing
Raquel (f) executes a SPINNING HEEL
KICK....
Fusion Valentine
(f) executes a HEARTBREAKER (ANACONDA VICE)....
Ravishing
Raquel (f) executes a MOONSAULT....
Fusion Valentine
(f) reverses MOONSAULT!
Fusion Valentine
(f) executes a FLYING DAGGER (NECKBREAKER)....
Ravishing
Raquel (f) absorbs the punishment.
Fusion Valentine
(f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Fusion Valentine
wins with a FLYING DAGGER (NECKBREAKER) over Ravishing Raquel and becomes the
NEW DIVA’s CHAMPION.
The show comes
to a close. Stay tuned for more action.
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