Hello fans and welcome to our August PPV Clash of the
Champions.
It has been an extremely
interesting ride so far and only expect it to just get better.
The event starts off with the camera panning
the crowd and we see Superfans Derek and Joel.
Joel’s first sign reads “Let’s Go Shizzle clap clap clap clap clap” and
Derek’s reads “Professor Cobra = professor of crap”.
That last one seems pretty harsh seeing as
the Professor just started with us.
Oh
well, everyone is entitled to their opinions.
Announcers Marc and Brian head to ringside to take their seats.
Marc: This place is ELECTRIC. People are busting from the rafters.
Brian: You got that right buddy.
This is going to be one hell of a show.
The excitement here is none like I’ve ever
seen before.
Marc:
I’ve been to an
NFL Superbowl once.
This crowd blows
them away.
Brian:
Really, you’re
comparing wrestling to the NFL?
Damn,
you beat me to it.
Ha, ha.
Marc: You’re a real riot Alice.
Hey, look, Master Bull is on his way down.
Master Bull makes his way down to the ring to a very mixed
reaction. It seems that one side of the
arena is just booing and hissing at him.
The other side seems to be Pro-Bull.
“Welcome one and all to our Clash of the Champions PPV. We have a spectacular show lined up for you
and it promises to meet all your expectations.
To our fans who couldn’t attend live, WHAT THE HELL? Are you just that cheap that you can’t get
off your damn sofa and attend a show? I
know we are sold out but still…I do expect people to wait in line and then have
to be told to leave once a show is sold out.
I’m using our hard earned money to bring you these events and to those
of you who attend live, Thank You. To
the rest of you, get a life. When I say
that, I do mean that Wrestling = Life so get to the events, even if I have to
tell you to go home because you’re too slow in getting there.” Now, the entire stadium is hissing at him.
“What? I saying nice things about
you. What more do you want? Ah screw it.
Dallas, you suck from your smelly streets down to your football
team. Enough of me talking here, let’s
get on with the show.”
The pyro goes off as the first match kicks off. The USO’s make their way to the ring
hollering and yelling at the fans as they head to ringside. They are then followed by King Mo Lawal and
Mr. Wrestling 4. Both men high five the
fans as they make their way to the ring.
Mr. Wrestling 4 stops in front of Derek who is just berating him. 4 blows him off. The bell rings. “Slow count Sam” is the ref for this
one. Jimmy hits a toss up samoan drop
and then 4 hits the ring. They double team Jimmy. Mo hits a left hand jab and 4 executes a
reverse neckbreaker. The USO’s then
double team King Mo. Mo is able to
escape without any damage but they corner him.
Jimmy holds Mo while Jey hits a Polynesian death leap. Mo hits Jey with an elbow smash knocking him
from the ring. Mo then blasts Jimmy with
a spinning backfist. Jey gets tagged in
and then Mr. Wrestling 4 comes in. Mo
nails a waistlock takedown and ride and then 4 launches Jey over the top
rope. He lands hard on the ground. Mo nails Jimmy with the Royal Flush sending
him flying to the opposite side of the ring.
The ref makes the count (ungodly slow) and counts Jey down and out. Mr. Wrestling 4 and King Mo get the win. Derek changed his sign to “Mr Wrestling 4 =
boring”.
Up next is Casey Jones taking on Dean Ambrose for the
Internet Media title. This is Casey’s
official last shot at this belt. For
this match, the ref is “Fast Count Frank”.
Unfortunately, it did not bode well for the challenger.
Casey tried to hold his own but just could not keep up with
Ambrose. At the 20 minute mark, Mankind
made his way down to ringside. He took
Casey’s hockey stick and started to walk off with it. Ambrose uses the distraction to hit the
Chickenwing Facebuster and got the 1-2-3.
After the match, Mankind gets in the ring and starts to wallop Casey
with the hockey stick. Suits came from the
back to break it up. Casey appears to
need some stitches.
Brian: DAMN that Mankind.
DAMN him to HELL.
Marc: Easy there buddy.
I’m sure Mankind will get his just desserts sooner rather than
later.
But now, the Bella’s are up and
they should be very easy on the eyes.
Brian: You are so right.
Although, if Fusion and the Spider can’t get on the same page, I don’t
think they’ll have a win tonight.
Out next comes the Bella Twins followed by Spider Violet and
Fusion Valentine. They were accompanied
by Bran-Don-Goh. The Bella’s took full
advantage of the discord between their opponents to control the entire
match. At the 29 minute mark, the Bella’s
got a little cocky and didn’t see the double team coming. Brie gets caught and is choked on the ropes
by Spider Violet. Fusion then dumps her
to the outside where she gets counted out.
Fusion and Spider get the win.
Bran-Don-Goh gets in the ring and motions to Fusion. Fusion then turns and attacks Spider
Violet. She beats her down and then
tosses her from the ring. She gets on
the mic “You know, you have held me back for too long and now, I’m through with
you. Now that I no longer have you
hanging on my coattails, I am free to pursue the Women’s title. I wipe my hands of you.” Bran-Don-Goh and Fusion Valentine leave
together.
Next up is our first EVER inter-gender match up with ODB
challenging the Miz for the HWF X-Division title. Master
Bull then came out and asked for ODB to sign a waiver. This would protect them if she got hurt too
bad. He then gave Miz a document to
sign. This one stated that there would
only be one shot at this. If Miz were to
lose, he will NOT get an automatic rematch.
He was not happy about it but signed it anyway (under threat of being
stripped of the title if he did not). The
match goes 16 minutes with Miz just getting killed by ODB. She really wants this title. About 5 minutes in, Miz hits ODB with a snap
DDT but she comes back with the Dirty Dozen but only a one count. He tired for a second DDT but ODB neutralized
it. Miz connects with a legsweep facebuster
and goes for a pin but ODB kicks out at 2.
ODB locks in a bearhug and follows it up with some chops and a pin
attempt but Miz kicks out at 2. She
follows it up with a fallaway slam but Miz rolls out of the ring. Miz hits a basement dropkick but ODB hits the
dirty dozen. She tries for the pin but
Miz kicks out. They trade a few more pin
attempts on each other but at the 20 minute mark, ODB nails a fallaway slam and
then drops some chops on a prone Miz.
She makes the cover and the ref counts 1……2…….3. ODB gets the win and is the NEW X-DIVISION
CHAMPION. ODB celebrates in the
ring. Superfan Joel is holding up a sign
that reads “ODB >most wrestlers” and Derek yells at and mocks the Miz for losing
to a woman (albeit a monster of a woman).
Marc: My God, that
match was insane.
Brian:
I know buddy.
ODB is truly a force to be reckoned
with.
Miz will get a rematch though,
just not tonight.
Marc: Miz was the longest reigning X-Division Champion so he
does deserve it.
Brian: Don’t be surprised though if ODB throws a stipulation
or two out there.
Next up on the card is the rematch between Eric Young and Professor
Cobra. Cobra starts off with the flying
mamba spinning heel kick and EY eats it.
Cobra then hits the cobra armdrag and EY hits him with a clubbing
forearm. He follows it up with a top
rope elbow drop and Cobra is absorbing the punishment. He battles back with a cobra superkick and EY
nails a second rope piledriver. He goes
for the pin but the Professor kicks out at 2.
Eric goes for a top rope elbow drop but gets caught by Cobra hitting the
Flying Mamba. EY falls to the mat. Cobra
sets him up for another Mamba but EY reverses it, goes for a low blow that gets
reversed as Cobra tries for the cobra clutch bulldog but EY holds the ropes nullifying
the move. Both men are glaring at each
other. Cobra tries for the Clutch of the
Cobra cross armbar but EY nullifies that also.
The Professor hits the Cobra facebreaker and goes for a pin but EY kicks
out at 2. Cobra hits the cobra strike
spear but EY whips and rams him into the turnbuckle. Cobra tosses Eric out of the ring and then
goes to the top rope and hits the King Cobra diving headbutt. He rolls back in just at the ref counts to
10. Professor Cobra gets the win via
countout. After the match, EY gets back
in the ring and hits a low blow. He hits
the Showstopper Neckbreaker and then leaves the Professor down and out.
Brian: Buddy, I don’t think we’ve seen the last of these two
guys.
Marc: You’re right Brian.
As soon as the Professor wakes up, he is going to want revenge.
Next up on the card is Ravishing Raquel vs Layla El for the
Women’s title. Ravishing Raquel comes
out first accompanied by The Elitist Reid Rothchild. The Women’s Champion follows right
afterwards. Reid gives Raquel a kiss for
good luck and then slips her something on his way out of the ring. What was that? Raquel dominates the champion and for 22
minutes, she is on fire. She ends up hitting Raquel with the foreign object
knocking out Layla. She locks in the
Ravishing Chickenwing and the ref checks up on her but there is no response so
Raquel wins the match and the Women’s title via submission. Layla gets her immediate rematch.
There is a new ref for this second match and it is “Fast
Count Frank”. Before he gets in the
ring, Reid gives him something. What is
this? A payoff? Raquel stars off by tossing Layla over the
top rope. Layla barely makes it in by 9.
That count did seem pretty fast. Raquel
connects with a Power full nelson and Layla
takes her down with a clothesline. Raquel hits a spinning heel kick and then
tosses Layla to the outside again. Fast
count Frank counts quickly but Layla is back in at 9 and then chokes Raquel on
the ropes. Raquel tosses Layla out again
and follows her out. She hits the Simply
Ravishing and Layla goes down. Raquel
rolls back in the ring as Frank counts to 10.
Raquel wins the match and is the official Women’s Champion!
Marc:
Wow, can you
believe it?
Ravishing Raquel has just
won the Women’s Championship.
Brian:
I’m heading to
the ring to interview the new champ.
Marc: Wait….
Brian heads to the ring as Ravishing Raquel and Reid
Rothchild are celebrating in the ring.
Brian: Sorry to intrude but Raquel, you have just won the
Women’s title.
How are you feeling?
Raquel: Listen PEST, get out of the ring.
This time belongs to Reid and I.
Reid: Take a hike, stumpy.
Brian sulks out of the ring and goes back to the table. Marc tries to console him “Hey buddy, I tried
to stop you.”
In the ring, Reid has the microphone. “Raquel, today you have proven yourself to be
worthy of team Prestige Inc. In fact, I
want to take this opportunity to (he gets down on one knee) ask you to MARRY
me.” Raquel jumps in his arms and
screams “Yes, Yes, Yes”. They smooch and
then finally leave the ring.
Our first World title match is up with Christian taking on
US Champion AJ Styles. This one didn’t
go too long as Christian picks up with win with the Unprettier at the 10 minute
mark after Mankind came out and distracted AJ.
This of course led to Casey Jones coming out and brawling with Mankind.
Next up is Brock Lesnar taking on HHH for the HWF World
title. It had been decided that this
would be Lights out match. This one also
did not go very long. “Slow Count Sam”
is the ref on this one. HHH begins by
tossing Lesnar out of the ring. Lesnar
hits a bare-knuckled swing and hits the ref by mistake. HHH then hits a Pedigree but there is no ref
to make the count. Both men then collide
when trying to hit haymakers on each other.
They are both down but again, no ref to count. HHH is up first and hits a Pedigree but
Lesnar bounces back and hits a powerbomb.
He then follows it up with smashing HHH’s head into the ringpost drawing
blood. Somehow HHH manages to toss Brock
from the ring. HHH hits the pedigree again
and Brock makes it to the ropes by the time the ref is back up. HHH is complaining to the ref and Brock then
nails a huge powerslam. He makes the
cover and gets the 1-2-3. Brock Lesnar
retains the title. HHH is now on his way
to the unemployment line. Brock leaves and
HHH stays for a bit soaking in the chants from the crowd “Thank You HHH”. Hunter leaves with a tear in his eye.
Since both Brock and Christian retained their respective
titles, their match tomorrow night will be for the Undisputed Heavyweight
Championshp.
Next up is the HWF Invitational battle royal to see who will
get a title shot at whichever belt they want.
The 8 men competing here are Tensai, Reid Rothchild, RVD, Professor
Cobra, The Miz, Christopher Daniels, Kane and the Undertaker. In order of elimination: Taker ousted Daniels; Reid eliminated RVD,
Miz took out Kane, Tensai tamed the Cobra, Taker easily removes Reid, Tensai
ends Miz’s quest. The last men standing
were Tensai and the Undertaker. This
final battle went 13 minutes with Undertaker getting the win after hitting the
Last Ride and dumping Tensai over the top rope.
Undertaker will get a shot at whichever belt he wants.
“WAIT JUST A MINUTE!” screams Master Bull. “What the HELL
was THAT? Who put the Undertaker in that
match? Undertaker is the property of
CSWA and they are not participating in this battle royal. Sorry Taker but you don’t win SHIT. I want the battle royal to start over again
and this time, I want Kane and RVD out also.
I want to give some other people a shot and even though I despise Reid
Rothchild, you can’t argue with his winning record. I am also turning this into a 16 man battle
royal. The participants will be Tensai,
Reid, Cobra, Chavo Jr, Uncle Nova, Austin Aries, EY, Daniels, Roderick Strong,
Zema Ion, Kaz, James Storm, Anderson, Jack Swagger, Cody Rhodes and Antonio
Cesaro.
This one was quick too.
Reid eliminated Zema Ion; Storm over Swagger; Chavo over the Professor
(EY helped); Daniels over Strong; Cesaro over Nova (Reid helped); Kaz over EY
(Professor distracted Young); Aries over Tensai; Cody and Anderson was a double
elimination; Storm eliminated Reid (Nova interfered); Chavo over Daniels;
Cesaro over Kaz; Storm over Chavo; Cesaro over Aries. This left James Storm and Antonio
Cesaro. Their match actually went 54
minutes with both men trading high spots.
The end came after Cesaro fell victim to the Eye of the Storm. James Storm gets the win and will get a shot
at whichever HWF title he wants.
The main event of the night is John Cena taking on Ryback in
a Double Hell in the Cell. This is the
final match between these two. The loser
of the match will be moved over to the HWF in a trade. Ryback starts off with a clubbing forearm and
Cena hits a piledriver on an exploding C4 board. Ryback is bleeding and dazed. Cena hits a knuckle jam. Ryback tries to hit an overhead belly to
belly suplex but Cena neutralized it.
Cena does the “You can’t see me” and then gets nailed by the Meathook
Clothesline. Ryback goes for the pin but
John kicks out at 2. Cena goes to rap
with the crowd and turns around into a backpack stunner. Cena stomps on the face of Ryback but Ryback
battles back with a clubbing
forearm. Cena hits a 5 knuckle shuffle
and goes for a pin but Ryback kicks out at 2.
Cena nails the F-U but Ryback pops up and nails a power bomb. He then hits Cena with a suplex onto an
exploding landmine. Cena is disoriented. Ryback takes Cena out of the ring and throws
him into a pane of glass. Cena is cut
and bleeding. Ryback jumps from the
apron and hits a diving headbutt. He
tosses John back in the ring and hits the Meathook. He goes for the pin but John kicks out a
1. Ryback hits a powerslam and then
while waiting for Cena to get up, he brings in a pane of glass into the
ring. Cena gets up and Ryback hits a
suplex into the glass pane. Cena
collapses. Ryback makes the cover and
the ref counts 1…2…3. Ryback gets the win. John Cena will be traded to the HWF.
Brian: Holy Crap,
that’s a lot of blood.
Marc: You know, it had to end this way between the two of
them.
If it did not, we’d see endless
Cena/Ryback matches.
Enough is
enough.
Done is done.
Brian:
I get your
point buddy but that is a lot of blood.
Marc: (rolls his eyes)
Brian: That’s the end of our matches for tonight.
Thank you for watching.
Day 2 begins tomorrow.
Marc:
Good night all.
All of a sudden, music hits and it is none other than “The
original Big Daddy” Donnie B and MW3.
Both are on their way to the ring in wheelchairs. Both men have assorted casts and braces
on. They pull out their crutches and limp
their way into the ring. MW3 looks like
his mouth is wired shut. That must have been
after Mr. Wrestling 4 broke his jaw.
Both men are in the ring and barely standing on their crutches. “Fans from around the world…we are back. The HWF and CSWA are our homes and we could
never leave them but circumstances being what they are, it is very likely
neither of us will ever wrestle again. (fans
begin to chant “Thank you Both”) We have both given or blood, sweat and tears
to these federations and it is with a sad and heavy heart, we both must hang up
our boots for the greater good of our health.”
“One more match” chants rang out.
“You know, I really wish we could go out at the top of our game but sometimes
you have to just take what life hands you.”
Over the loud speaker, we hear mock clapping and “Boo, Hoo,
Hoo” ringing out.
Out comes Negronomicon.
“Ohhh, did you stub your toe? Are
your feelings hurt? Well you know
what? You both got exactly what was
coming to you. MW3, you
sonofabitch. You almost cost me MY
career. Payback is a bitch. Donnie B, my longtime friend/enemy. You are no better. In fact, you are just as guilty. You cost me so much over the last decade that
it is just ridiculous beyond belief. You
cost me titles, matches and yes, even this crap ass federation that I owned at
one time. You set me up for failure from
the beginning. Well, this is a fitting
end to your tyranny. You’re done. In a way, I’m almost sad that this is
happening this way. I would have
preferred to end your career in the ring but this is almost as fitting.” Donnie B fired back “You know, I was actually
coming out here to apologize. Now, I don’t
think so. Everything I did was for the
betterment of MY federations. Some things
went too far, sure. But they were all never
personal; until now. Not until you
crashed my wedding some 5 years ago was this personal and then YOU made it that
way. Every bad thing that happened to
you was no ones fault but your own. You
will continue to blame everyone else for your shortcomings. You will never grow up and never take
responsibility for what you do yourself.”
Negronomicon interrupted “My fault?
Everything is MY fault? YOU made
the matches. YOU put me in dangerous
situations. It was never just about ‘just
business’. For you, it was always personal.”
Negronomicon then marched down to the ring. Donnie B and MW3 held their crutches in a
defensive position. All of a sudden, the
Mexicali Flyers ran down. They got in
the ring to protect Donnie B and MW3. “What
is this?” Negronomicon asked. “Is this
your protection? Really, if I wanted to
do anymore, do you think these nobodies could stop me? I am the F*CKING NEGRONOMICON.” Out then came Marshall William Pearl (where
was Cowboy Shizzle?) and he got the Negronomicon to calm down. “One last thing bitches; Stay out of my
ring. This is my yard now. You had your time in the sun now get the f*ck
out.” Negronomicon walked back out with
Marshall Pearl. To end the show, Donnie
B and MW3 shook hands the best they could with fans from their wheelchairs.
That is all for now.
Stay tuned for the next part of our Clash of the Champions show.
