HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #581

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Our show today hits the road once again and this time, we are coming to you from the Pacific Northwest – Seattle, WA.   Our card today will be highlighted with a main event featuring our World Champion Texas Wildfire defending his championship.  Before the show, TW appeared on the local morning talkshow and discussed carrying the championship and being the face of the company.  He stated he loves wrestling for HCW and looks at the camera and states he will defend the title against all comers and he looks forward to seeing what HCW’s best he can help bring out.

The show kicks off today with ‘Dark Storm’ Travis Ryzing making his way down to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Next, Phat Sol makes his way out to a pop from the crowd.  Phat started off like a firecracker only letting Travis get in one offensive move in the first 8 minutes of the match.  After that, Travis began an offensive run but getting hit with the Phat Phat brought that to a screeching halt.  Phat throws Travis to the ropes and catches him, swings him, around, and bodyslams him in the middle of the ring.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Phat Sol gets the win and the fans pop for him. (18 min) 

There is commotion backstage and as the cameraman arrives, he notices that the ‘King of Cones’ Magnum Kone is laid out.  There is no one around who seems to have perpetrated this attack.  Help finally arrives and Magnum is taken away.

Max is in his office and says that with Magnum laid out, he needs someone to take his place.  A person walks in (we don’t see his face as he’s wearing a mask) dressed all in black.  He tells Max he’s here to wrestle.  Max asks his name.  The masked man only replies with “Covfefe”.  Max says “Wait, what did you say?”  The masked man glares at him and just says “Covfefe”.   Max looks at him confused and shakes his head.  “Ok, whatever.  You’re on next.”  The masked man leaves.

Wendell Hammerschimdt makes his way down first but before he can get into the ring, the new guy only known as Covfefe rushes down and attacks Wendell beating him down.  He drags Wendell into the ring and beats him down for 2 minutes until Wendell battles back.  At 10 min mark, Covfefe hits a big splash and makes the cover for the 1-2-3.  Covfefe stands tall as the crowd boos him.  He takes a microphone.  “Magnum Kone was weak.  If he was stronger, he would have defeated his nemesis with greater ease.  He did not and now, I am here to challenge him, break him and destroy all he stands for.”  The booing from the crowd increases as Covfefe leaves the ring.

Perfect Pecs Stoddard is backstage being interviewed.  He says tonight is his chance to win gold and the man with the most perfect pecs in the world will be crowned the NEW World Champion.

We’re ready for our next match.  Talon McFrost vs Superquake Ferguson.  The Superquake comes out first.  Talon comes out second.  Superquake controlled the first part of the match but then Talon started to make a comeback.  He managed to lock Superquake up with the Yukon Cloverleaf but somehow Superquake got up with Talon still on him and dumped Talon and himself over the top rope and landed hard on top of Talon.  Superquake then tossed Talon into the crowd.  He rolled back in but Talon was not able to answer the count.  Superquake Ferguson gets the win via countout decision.  (5 ½ min)

Madame Jade is backstage and says she’s wrestling tonight taking on Scarlett Phoenix.  She says that Phoenix will go up in flames and she will be victorious tonight.

We head back to the ring for tag team action.  The Smashers come out first to booing from the crowd.  Next, Adam Jameson and Billy Robbins make their way out to a pop from the crowd.   Right off the bat, the Smashers hurl Adam and Billy into opposite corner posts injuring them.  For 4 minutes, the Smashers decimated their opponents.  AJ and Billy made a serious run at a comeback but the Smashers would re-injure them again bringing their progress to a screeching halt.  After they thought they were done beating them down, Smasher #2 bodyslammed Billy from the top rope.  He made the cover and got the easy pin.  The Smashers win this one in pretty brutal fashion.  (25 min)

Scarlett Phoenix is backstage and she says that Madame Jade has been on a losing streak as of late and she wants to take out her frustrations on her.  She’s not going to let that happen and once she wins, she’s going to make a run at the Ladies title.

As our next match kicks off, Madame Jade makes her way out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Scarlett Phoenix comes out and the fans pop for her.  She gets in the ring and stares at Jade on the other side of the ring.  For 9 minutes, Scarlett was in control of the match but after having her face dragged across the top rope blinding her killed her momentum.  Jade hit a springboard dropkick and went for a pin but Scarlett got her foot on the ropes at the very last second.  Jade then bounced Scarlett’s head off the corner turnbuckle and went for a pin again but Scarlett kicked out at 2.  Scarlett managed to take Jade down with a headscissors take down but Jade hit another springboard dropkick.  This time she hooked the leg (and the tights) getting the 1-2-3.  Madame Jade gets the win.  She celebrates briefly before leaving.  (12 min)

The World Tag Team Champions the Steel Curtain are backstage.  Buzz starts off “You know ‘Buck, it seems all kinds are now coming out of the woodwork…the Desperate-ados and now these two new morons Hoff n Spicy”.   Starbuck interrupts “More like Huff and a Puff”.  Buzz laughs.  “Good one ‘Buck.  We’re the World tag team champs and these posers want a shot at us.”  Starbuck adds “And they think they’re worthy.  Hardly.  We got the Muscles in a week for these belts and those Desperate Blowhards better keep their pitiful selves out of our business.”  Buzz finishes “Or they’ll wish for new jobs…like mopping floors.”  Starbuck leans in and says “Word” and they leave.

It’s time for our main event.  Perfect Pecs Stoddard comes out first to booing from the crowd.  Next, the World Champion Texas Wildfire comes out to a HUGE pop from the crowd.  This match will be for the World title. 

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

Texas Wildfire rolled DC

Perfect Pecs Stoddard rolled OC.

Perfect Pecs Stoddard executes a RUNNING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE....

Texas Wildfire neutralizes RUNNING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE.

===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

Texas Wildfire rolled OC/TT

Perfect Pecs Stoddard rolled DC

Texas Wildfire executes a SNAP POWERSLAM....

Perfect Pecs Stoddard attempts to defend against SNAP POWERSLAM but is unsuccessful.

===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====

Texas Wildfire rolled OC/TT

Perfect Pecs Stoddard rolled OC.

Texas Wildfire executes a HIGH CROSS-BODY....

Perfect Pecs Stoddard executes a FRONT POWERSLAM....

Texas Wildfire is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

Perfect Pecs Stoddard kicks out of the pin!

===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====

Texas Wildfire rolled OC.

Perfect Pecs Stoddard rolled OC.

Texas Wildfire executes a SNAP POWERSLAM....

Perfect Pecs Stoddard executes a BATTERING RAM....

===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====

Texas Wildfire rolled OC.

Perfect Pecs Stoddard rolled OC.

Texas Wildfire executes a SNAP POWERSLAM....

Perfect Pecs Stoddard executes a RUNNING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE....

===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====

Texas Wildfire rolled DC

Perfect Pecs Stoddard rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Texas Wildfire rolled OC.

Perfect Pecs Stoddard rolled DC

Texas Wildfire executes a STANDING ARMBAR....

Perfect Pecs Stoddard attempts to defend against STANDING ARMBAR but is unsuccessful.

Texas Wildfire is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

Perfect Pecs Stoddard was pinned by Texas Wildfire!!!

Texas Wildfire wins with a STANDING ARMBAR over Perfect Pecs Stoddard and retains the World Title!!!

TW celebrates with the fans as the show comes to an end. 

Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned for more action.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #580

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Before anything can begin, Master Bull makes his way down to the ring.  He says it may seem like he’s hijacking the show but rest assured, he got clearance and today’s show will ONLY be about Prestige Inc.  Bull goes on to say that the 6 man tag team champs will all be in singles action but gracing us with their presence tonight will also be Ravishing Raquel and the Elitist Reid Rothchild.  The agreement set up between him and GM Max McGillicutty allowed Max to pick selected wrestlers who he wanted on the show but Bull has the final say-so in setting up the matches.  Max did tell Master Bull that the show is contractually obligated to run no less than 1:45 and no longer than 3 hours.  Max added in that if all the Prestige Inc. matches run short, he will have the option to add more matches to the card.  Bull said he agreed.  Bull says that the show begins now!

Match #1:  Making his way down first to the music of “Ice Dagger Baby” is Ice Dagger.  The fans boo him because, well, he sucks.  Next, TNT makes his way down to the ring and he gets a mixed reaction.  Bull is not happy with that and demands TNT attack Dagger to draw heat.  He was reluctant to do so but Ice Dagger wasn’t so Dagger attacked TNT and that got the big man moving.  For 7 minutes, TNT stayed toe to toe with him but after Master Bull went to trip Ice Dagger and got TNT instead, things went south for TNT.  Dagger began beating the tar out of him and Bull yelled for TNT to get his act together.  After being beat on for 8 minutes, TNT hurled Ice Dagger out of the ring.  He then repeatedly hurled him into the ringside barrier.  Just when the ref was going to hit 10, TNT rolled back in beating the count and gets the win via countout decision.  Master Bull joined him in the ring but didn’t look all that happy but raised his arm in victory.  TNT eventually left (15 ½ min)

Backstage, not wresting tonight (as his name wasn’t drawn) is Drew the Canadian Love Machine.  Drew addresses the sneak attack by Super Shockmaster and tells him that if he wants to try that again but this time to his face, he knows where to find him.

Bull then announces our next match.  The Crocodile Hunter comes out first to a huge pop from the crowd (I think Bull was starting to regret that decision) and he points a finger at Bull warning him not to interfere in his match.  Next, Prestige Inc. member Superstar Chic Monroe comes out and the fans, of course, are negative towards him.  Bull of course interfered early and that gave Chic all the momentum he needed to carry the match.  Chic dominated Croc and then finally decided to end it after hitting a cradle facebuster for the 1-2-3.  Superstar Chic Monroe gets the win in 14 min and celebrates with Master Bull before leaving.

Ravishing Raquel is backstage and she says that 2017 hasn’t been all that fair to her but she has determination on her side and it will only be a matter of time before she’s back in the Ladies title hunt and the gold will be back around her waist.

Match #3 is ready to go and first out comes ScooterJ who surprisingly gets a pop from the crowd.  Maybe, the crowd thinks, ScooterJ will get another round with Reid Rothchild but is disappointed when Bishop Ripley comes out instead.  ScooterJ stops Bishop before he entered the ring.  ScooterJ tells Bull that if he wins tonight, he wants another shot at Reid.  Bulls says ok but then says he’s modifying this match now to be a Lumberjack match.  Bull calls TNT, Chic Monroe and Reid all down to the ring to act as lumberjacks.  He says he’ll fill in the fourth spot.  This was nothing short of an ambush.  The lumberjacks got directly involved in the match and try as he might, ScooterJ could not hold his own with the numbers greatly stacked against him.  Even with the extended time limit granted, this one still only went 37 minutes but it was Bishop who got the win after a Double Log Jam attack with assistance from Reid and Chic.  Bishop Ripley gets the win and they all stand over the fallen form of ScooterJ.  Master Bull motions for medics to come get this ‘piece of garbage’ out of the ring.  Medics come take ScooterJ out on a stretcher and Prestige Inc. laugh from the ring.

Also supposedly not on the card tonight but is backstage is Dude USA Mick Rude.  Rude says he’s calling out the US Champion Rad Gumbo and challenging him for the belt at the “Independence Day Beatdown” PPV at the beginning of July.  He hopes Rad accepts and then shows off with poses that were made famous by Hulk Hogan.

Bull has the mic again and says it’s time for one woman to dominate like she’s always done.  Missy Chick comes out first but Ravishing Raquel is hot on her heels and attacks her with ferocity.  Missy ended up fighting back and controlled the match almost through its entirety.  Bull was able to give Raquel some words of wisdom and she took the fight to the outside of the ring introducing Missy to the steel steps the hard way.  Raquel stomped on here as Missy curled into a fetal position to protect herself.  Raquel makes it back into the ring just before the 10 count and is declared the winner of the match by countout decision.   Master Bull joined Raquel in the ring raising her arm in victory.  Raquel eventually left.  (23 min) 

Backstage is GM Max McGillicutty.  Max points out that they’ve only used just under an hour and a half and he says that if Reid’s match runs short, he will add one more match to the show whether Bull likes it or not.

The final match (or is it?) is ready to begin.  Master Bull introduces the big man – The Axe.   Axe comes out and gets a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Music begins to play and out comes ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild.  Reid and Axe have had a past under the old HWF/CSWA banner but once Reid hits the ring, he acts like he’s never seen him before.   Max comes out and says he doesn’t want to see another match end via a DQ so he says that not only will this match be 60 min time limit, it will also be a no DQ/CO.  Axe dominated the match but Bull was there to make the save each and every time and of course, Axe got tired of that so he went after Master Bull chasing him around the ring.  Axe stopped in his tracks, changed direction and caught Bull as he came flying around the ring dropping him with the Axe which got a HUGE pop from the crowd.  Axe gets back in the ring but Reid ends up clipping the knee and Axe goes down.  Reid then locked in the Figure Four Reid Lock but Axe wouldn’t tap out.  Reid let him get to his feet and then rushed in hitting a Rothchild Stunner.  Reid made the cover and (with a hook of the tights) got the 1-2-3.  Reid Rothchild is victorious in his match.  This means every member of Prestige Inc. got a victory (if not somewhat tainted) tonight.  (20 min)

Max makes his way out and says that Bull just barely made the time limit but feels that there should still be one final match tonight.  Bull reminds Max that tonight is HIS show and Max says that’s fine so he gets to pick who will wrestle AGAIN tonight.  Bull is irate.  Max gives him one more chance to either back out or let someone else on the show or pick two.  He says he’ll make it worth their while.  If his team can win tonight, they will be catapulted into the Tag Team rankings for a title match.  If not, this team will.  Bull says fine and accepts saying that Bishop and Chic will represent once again.  Max then introduces the new team called Hoff n Spicy and Davis Hoffmeister and DJ CJ Spice make their way out to the ring with their manager Figgy Newton.   The short matches Chic and Bishop had earlier must have been draining as Hoff n Spicy owned them.  Figgy neutralized Bull which gave his team the advantage.  Bishop got in the ring only to get injured and for 10 minutes, he practically did nothing.  Once he made the hot tag to Chic, both Hoff and DJ hit the ring.  DJ crouched down and got behind Chic.  The Hoff nailed Chic with a clothesline and he fell backwards over DJ.  Hoff makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Davis and DJ CJ Spice get their second win and now are added to the Tag Team top 10.  Bull is on the outside of the ring yelling as the show comes to an end.

Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned as we are sure Bull is not going to let this sit.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #579

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  We have an exciting show today with ‘Figgy’ Newton debuting his new tag team; former World Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine will be on the card and a main event seeing Ladies Champion Starr Vixen defend her title against El Gato Negro.  All this and more are coming your way so let’s get this started.

Our first match kicks off with 5^th Column member Baron Von Blood making his way down to the ring.  Next, the Crocodile Hunter makes his way out to a huge pop from the crowd.   The Baron cheated multiple times during the match but Croc held his own and the longer it went on, Croc seemed to get better and better and by the time the time limit was nearing, Croc was dominating the Baron.  Croc hit an inverted lung blower but then Baron choked him on the ropes.  As the ref was breaking up the illegal maneuver, the bell rang bringing this one to a draw.  Baron noticed that Croc was not backing down so he took that time to bail out of the ring and head to the back.  Even though this one officially ended in a draw, the Crocodile Hunter really was the victor.  (20 min draw)

King Wilber Townsend shows up with Sonic Blade in tow and says that now that Sonic is part of his “family”, HCW will never be the same.  He laughs maniacally as Sonic stands there stoic.

There is a bit of fanfare as manager Figaroa ‘Figgy’ Newton makes his way down to the ring yelling into his megaphone to get people on their feet. He gets in the ring and trades the megaphone for a microphone.  He says tonight, he brings in a team that will turn the tag team division on its ear.  Figgy says that Hollywood has been really accepting of two former talents and they have made a name for themselves starring in a buddy cop movie that is part “Miami Vice”, part “21 Jump Street” and part “Showtime”.  Figgy then introduces his new team to the HCW world.  “First, you knew him as the Stache but that lame character is done and gone.  Now, Hollywood has turned him into one of them and now, he returns to the squared circle new and improved.  Joining him is his film star co-worker…a one-time ‘King’ but now a Legend in the club scene.  Ladies and Gentleman, I give you…Davis ‘the Hoff’ Hoffmeister and DJ CJ Spice!”  The new duo come out and are instantly booed (like the level of the original flat top Rocky Miavia).  Davis and DJ make their way into the ring and the fans turn up the intensity showing their dislike for their choices in ‘upgrades’.  Davis takes the mic. 

“Figster, you have got the highlights of Hollywood here in this ring man and DAMN, these fans can turn on a dime.  We are not here to cater to the whims of the masses any longer.  We are here for ourselves, using this medium to promote Hollywood and turn the world of wrestling on its ear.”  He then hands the mic to DJ CJ Spice. 

“Well said, Hoff.  First, we took Hollywood by storm and with the Figarooni at our side, we will take over HCW.  Between Hoff and I, we are the NEW HCW and it doesn’t matter if the fans love or hate you, we WILL go through you until we reach the pinnacle and that will be the Tag Team Champions.”

He hands the mic back to Figgy.  “Tonight, my new charges will debut and show the world what they can do.  Ladies and Gentleman, shut your pie holes and welcome the new team of ‘Hoff and Spicy’”.  Davis and DJ stand tall as the fans are driven into even more of a frenzy.  Figgy leaves the ring as Hoff and Spicy get ready for their debut match.

Their opponents – 2 members of the Muscles Trio -   Muscles McGuire and Muscles Weasley make their way down and the fans pop for them hoping they beat the tar out of Hoff and Spicy.  Davis and DJ both attack the Muscles sending both to the concrete floor.  Davis then picks up McGuire and catapults him towards the steel steps.  DJ, from the ring, jumps hitting a leg drop on McGuire just as he hit the steps.  BAM!  The fans are aghast!  DJ and Drew get back in the ring and allow the ref to make the count.  There is no way McGuire is getting up from that so once the ref hit 10, that was all she wrote.  The team of ‘Hoff and Spicy’ get the win in just under a minute and in dominating fashion.  The fans didn’t appreciate it so they once again voiced their displeasure.  Figgy returned to the ring, held up his team’s arms and they celebrated (showboated) briefly before doing everyone a favor and leaving.  (The post-match segment ran longer than the actual match).

We cut to a video showing that World Champion Texas Wildfire appearing on the tv show ‘GMA’.  The hosts interview him about his path to becoming the champion and he mentions that he will be writing a book detailing all this.  He says he’s just getting started (both with the book and his career) so there are a lot of pages still yet to be written.  The fans pop for him.

Figgy comes back out and this time he is with Taylor Bella.  Bella and Figgy talk as they head to the ring for the next match.  Next, Jazz Emmett comes out and she rushes the ring breaking up the chat.  Taylor and Figgy both bail.  Jazz paces as she waits for Taylor to re-enter the ring.  Taylor tried to do her own thing again and did not heed the advice of her manager and she got destroyed in the ring.  Figgy did manage to break up the count a few times which raised the ire of Jazz.   Jazz chased Figgy around the ring allowing Taylor to recover.  Figgy kept Jazz outside just long enough to allow Taylor to hit a sliding baseball dropkick that sent Jazz crashing into the ringside barrier.  The ref only needed a few seconds to reach the 10 count and awarded the match to Taylor via countout.  Out of breath, Figgy returned to the ring to have a brief chat with Taylor who nodded.  Figgy raised her arm in victory and they eventually left.  (17 ½ min)

El Gato Negro is backstage and she says she’s never been more ready in her entire life for something like this and this is her chance to prove it.  She promises tonight WILL be her night.

We head back to the ring for the next match.  Mr. Wrestling #5 comes out (haven’t seen him in a while) to a decent pop from the crowd.  Next, former World Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine came out got the loudest pop of the night.  He looked to be in good shape and ready for his return to the ring.  Before the match could begin, the Super Shockmaster ran down and attacked Drew.  He pulled him to the outside where the two brawled before SS repeatedly rammed Drew’s back against the steel post.  He then threw Drew back into the ring and left.  The ref asked Drew if he wanted to continue and he said yes.  As soon as the bell rang, Mr. Wrestling #5 picked him up and locked him in a bearhug.  The pain must have been too great as Drew ended up passing out.  Mr. Wrestling #5 gets the (cheap) win via submission.  (60 sec)  Drew had to be helped to the back.

Ladies Champion Starr Vixen is backstage and she says that tonight’s title defense will be a real challenge but she is confident she’ll send the Black Cat scampering back to the shadows.

It is time for our MAIN EVENT!  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says he wants to make this a 60 minute, best of 3 falls match.  We know shorter matches are not El Gato’s style so if she wants to win this title, she need to do so in a huge way.

The crowd pops as El Gato Negro makes her way out and down to the ring.  There is one male fan at ringside holding a sign that reads “You can do it”.   El Gato stops in front of the fan and smiles until he turns it around and it reads “Starr Vixen”.  The guy laughs as El Gato snarls at him and makes her way into the ring.  Next, the Ladies Champion Starr Vixen comes out also to a good pop from the crowd.  The two ladies stare at each other in the middle of the ring, shake hands and this one is off.  El Gato starts off like a wildfire and continued it throughout the match.  El Gato kept up the offensive until she hit Starr with the Gato Paw at the 19 minute mark to score the first fall.  The next fall however was almost all the Ladies Champion and El Gato struggled (we think she was exhausted after 19 min).  Things started heating up at 13 minutes which is where we join the match.

===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====

El Gato Negro (f) rolled OC.

Starr Vixen (f) rolled OC.

El Gato Negro (f) executes a FELINE FACELOCK....

Starr Vixen (f) executes a FLYING FIVEARM....

Starr Vixen (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

El Gato Negro (f) kicks out of the pin!

Starr Vixen (f) gets 8 points for the pin attempt.

===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====

El Gato Negro (f) rolled DC

Starr Vixen (f) rolled OC.

Starr Vixen (f) executes a VICIOUS CLOTHESLINE....

El Gato Negro (f) absorbs the punishment.

Starr Vixen (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

El Gato Negro (f) kicks out of the pin!

Starr Vixen (f) gets 9 points for the pin attempt.

===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====

El Gato Negro (f) rolled DC

Starr Vixen (f) rolled OC.

Starr Vixen (f) executes a HURL OUT OF RING....

El Gato Negro (f) absorbs the punishment.

El Gato Negro (f) is on the outside.  The ref begins the count.

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...

El Gato Negro (f) makes it back into the ring at the 8 count.

===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====

El Gato Negro (f) rolled OC.

Starr Vixen (f) rolled DC

El Gato Negro (f) executes a FELINE FACELOCK....

Starr Vixen (f) attempts to defend against FELINE FACELOCK but is unsuccessful.

===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====

El Gato Negro (f) rolled OC.

Starr Vixen (f) rolled OC.

El Gato Negro (f) executes a 9 LIVES....

Starr Vixen (f) executes a STANDING SUPLEX....

El Gato Negro (f) is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

Starr Vixen (f) was pinned by El Gato Negro (f)!!!

El Gato Negro (f) wins with a 9 LIVES over Starr Vixen (f) and becomes the NEW LADIES CHAMPION!!!

The crowd explodes as El Gato is handed the Ladies title.  She begins to tear up as she holds the title high into the air.  She celebrates with the fans until she came across that one guy who mocked her with his sign.  She stuck her tongue out at him and made her way up the ramp with her title held high.

With that, the show comes to an end.  Stay tuned as there is sure to be repercussions from what transpired here today.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #578

Hello fans and welcome back to the latest installment of our newsletter.  On tonight’s show, Dr. Red Fang appears in a non-title match, King Wilber and Sonic Blade have their final showdown…all this and more so let’s get this party started.

Jerry Saunders makes his way to the ring for our first match.  Music hits and over the loudspeakers blares “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE” and out comes the evil vampire (or so he thinks he is) Dr. Red Fang accompanied by his manager “The People’s Pain” (in the ass) Ant Graham.  Fang hits the ring and attacks Saunders starting the match immediately.  Saunders attempted to put up a fight but was no match for Fang and Graham.  Saunders managed to hit a frankensteiner but then Ant verbally antagonized him.  Fang swept back in dropping Jerry with a Vampire Lunge and made the cover to get the 1-2-3.  Dr. Red Fang and Ant Graham stood with their arms raised and Fang screaming “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE!” before finally being forced to leave the ring.  (16 min)

Backstage, Figaroa “Figgy” Newton announces his new team will be here at the next show.  However, he has been trying to teach Taylor about the finer art of “Being” in the ring and tells her that if she just listens to what he has to say, she will have gold in her future.  Taylor finally relents and says she will heed what he has to say.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  Jesse California comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Next, familiar music hits and out comes Phat Sol!  The Phat Man has returned!  He gets a decent pop from the crowd and makes his way down to the ring.  Jesse tries to take the low road by attacked the Phat-Man and it took a while for Phat to shake off the ring rust but then he really gave Jesse a run for his money.  Jesse kept throwing Phat out of the ring but he always made it back in time.  We noticed that time was running out fast so Jesse went for the famouser leg drop bulldog but Phat stopped it and hit the Phat’s Enough.  He went for the cover but Jesse kicked out at one and then the bell rang signaling a draw.  Jesse didn’t see it that way and kept trying to instigate something with Phat but was eventually showed the exit.  Phat celebrated with the fans briefly before leaving (20 min draw)

Back in GM Max McGillicutty’s office, Southern Belle demands her shot at the Ladies Title as the number one contender but Ravishing Raquel barges in and says she wants in too.  The Duchess and El Gato join in and demands a fatal four way match for the next title match.  Max says that will be up next.

One by one, the following women made their way to the ring…El Gato Negro, Ravishing Raquel, the Duchess and finally Southern Belle.  Max follows and states that he will give them 60 minutes to determine who goes on to fight for the Ladies title AND this will be a no DQ match.

This one went on for 52 minutes and El Gato and Southern Belle did a lot of teaming up to take down the Duchess and Ravishing Raquel.  25 minutes in, the Duchess was not having a good go at things so she called down Lady Hermann who hit the ring and took down El Gato, Belle and Raquel with vicious clotheslines.  39 minutes in, Belle and the Duchess collide hard and both fall out of the ring and it appears they are injured.  A few minutes later, both recovered and hit the ring with ferocity.  All four women spent the next 8 minutes beating the hell out of each other.  El Gato caught the Duchess with a Gato leap and went for the cover but Raquel made the save.  She then tossed the Duchess out of the ring.  Raquel goes for a spinning heel kick but El Gato reverses it and hits the Gato Paw.  She made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  El Gato Negro wins the match and is now in line for a title shot at the next show.  Belle was not happy and stormed out.   Raquel walked up to El Gato and said “Better watch your back little kitty cat” and walked off.  El Gato and the Duchess were left and the Duchess nodded to El Gato and then left.  El Gato celebrated with the fans briefly before leaving.

Sonic Blade is in the interview area and he says tonight is make it or break it for him.  He has a lot on the line tonight and will give it 100% but Wilber is crafty and has the Huber Clan backing him up.  He may not have a gang to watch his back but he has the fans and they will help him achieve victory.

It is time for the main event.  First, Sonic Blade makes his way out to a HUGE pop from the crowd.  He begins to loosen up as King Wilber comes out to a very negative reaction from the crowd.  He is accompanied by his kin…the Huber Clan.  They remain at the base of the ramp as Wilber enters the ring.  He smiles and begins to laugh uncontrollably.  Once he calmed down, he asked for a mic.

“Even though I have stuck you with all these daggers, Sonic, you are still walking upright. I admire your courage, I really do. These people have chosen you, Sonic. They chose you the same way that you chose them, like a moth gathered to a flame. But I believe that you have forgotten who exactly is controlling this inferno, Mr. Blade. For I am more than just a man; I am a god.”

The bell rings and we are finally underway.  It didn’t take long, in this no DQ match, for the Huber Clan to get in the ring and beat Sonic down.  The fans didn’t let up though and every time Sonic went down, the fans got up and cheered him all the more.  Every time Sonic started to get an offensive run going, the Hubers would jump in and beat him down.  Every time he was beaten down, Sonic would get up and the fans would get louder.  We join the match at the 12 minute mark.

===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====

King Wilber Townsend rolled OC.

Sonic Blade rolled DC

King Wilber Townsend executes a SCOOP POWERSLAM....

Sonic Blade absorbs the punishment.

===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====

King Wilber Townsend rolled OC.

Sonic Blade rolled OC.

King Wilber Townsend executes a LIFTING FOREARM SMASH....

Sonic Blade executes a TILT A WHIRL ARM DRAG....

===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====

King Wilber Townsend rolled OC/TT

Sonic Blade rolled DC

King Wilber Townsend executes a REAR CHINLOCK....

Sonic Blade absorbs the punishment.

King Wilber Townsend is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

Sonic Blade kicks out of the pin!

King Wilber Townsend gets 6 points for the pin attempt.

===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====

King Wilber Townsend rolled OC.

Sonic Blade rolled OC.

Sonic Blade executes a SUNSET FLIP....

The Huber Clan once again hits the ring and beats Sonic down with multiple chair shots.  They exit the ring and leave one chair behind.

King Wilber Townsend executes a LIFTING SIDESLAM....(On top of the steel chair)

King Wilber Townsend is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

Sonic Blade was pinned by King Wilber Townsend!!!

King Wilber Townsend wins with a LIFTING SIDESLAM over Sonic Blade!!!

King Wilber wins the match and now Sonic Blade must become part of Wilber’s family.  Wilber and the Hubers stand in the ring, help Sonic up, raise his arms and laugh much to the dismay of the crowd.  With that, the show comes to an end.

We’re sure there will be more to the Wilber saga as this progresses so stay tuned.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #577

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Well, we seem to have a stacked card for you today.  A few champions will grace us with their presence but no titles will be on the line.  Pyro goes off and it looks like our first match is ready to get underway.

Talon McFrost comes out first to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Once in the ring, the Misfits’ music plays and out comes the Fiend to a pop from the crowd.   He enters the ring and the bell sounds almost immediately.  The Fiend and Talon traded control of the match multiple times but the Fiend ended up on the offensive more often and with him connecting with the Last Caress (swinging DDT), he hooked the leg and got the 1-2-3.  The Fiend wins the match but his victory is shortlived as Hardcore Champion Dr. Red Fang ran down.  The Fiend grabbed him as he entered and with the momentum going, hurled him right out of the ring on the other side.  Fang screamed from the outside and the Fiend beckoned for him to come back in but the Doctor had other plans and slunk to the back.  (16 min)

Backstage, King Wilber says he wants his World title shot.  Sonic Blade enters the picture once again and says he has an offer Wilber can’t refuse.  He says he wants two things from Wilber and is willing to put his career on the line.  He wants not only Wilber’s title shot but his crown vs the career of Sonic Blade.  Wilber offers an alternative as he likes having him around.  He’ll put his title shot on the line but instead of Sonic’s career, he wants Sonic to pledge his allegiance to him and join him in his fight if he loses.  Sonic accepts and walks off.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  Wendell Hammerschmidt comes out first to a decent pop from the crowd. Manager MJ comes out next and introduces Red McNulty and sends him to the ring.  Red runs down and attacks Wendell.  Red nails an Irish Sickle but doesn’t go for the pin.  Wendell fights back and connects with a German suplex but Red hurls him out of the ring.  He follows Wendell out and hurls him into the steel steps.  Ensuring Wendell wasn’t getting back up, Red rolled back in and allowed Wendell to get counted out.  Red McNulty gets the win via countout.  (2 min)

A car pulls up and the Duchess exits and says she’s fighting tonight to get her title back.  Duchess promises Starr that her time as champion will not be a lengthy one.

The next match begins with the Smashers making their way out first and they are booed.  Next, the Hollywood Star and ‘the Gold Standard’ Bruce Biltmore come out next.  All four men fight in the ring until the ref breaks things up to get this one properly started.  Bruce and the Star got their licks in but the tag team excellence from the Smashers (even though we hate them) took the match to a new level.  The match was granted a 30 min time limit and the Smashers needed all but 60 seconds to add another tick in the win column after Smasher #2 hit Bruce with a spinning back elbow.  After the match, Smashers 1&2 grabbed the Hollywood Star and nailed him with the Fall of Man through a table (conveniently) set up at ringside.  The fans booed as the Smashers left and suits came out to help Star and Bruce from the ring.  (29 min)

The US champion ‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo shows up and claims a spot on the card tonight but says he didn’t bring his title so this one has to be a non-title match.  He says it doesn’t matter if the belt is on the line or not, he will be the one with his arm raised.

We go back to the right for the next match.  First, Muscles Thorpe comes out wearing rainbow colored bull horns and interacts with the fans on his way down to the ring.  Next, Superquake Ferguson comes out and the fans are mixed about him.  Once both men got in the ring, the bell rang.  Ferguson was in control for roughly 8 minutes but then once Thorpe nailed him with the E-Train Running Bodyblock that sent him flying out of the ring, things changed in favor of Thorpe.  Thorpe peppered Superquake all around the ring and the ring shook violently after Thorpe hit a huge powerslam.  A groggy Ferguson got to his feet and Thorpe climbed to the top turnbuckle and as soon as Ferguson turned around, Thorpe nailed him with the E-Train Body Block.  Thorpe made the cover and got the 3 count.  Thorpe gets the win and then is joined by his teammates McGuire and Weasley.  They goofed around for a few moments then all left.   (21 min)

GM Max McGillicutty is in his office and makes the match between King Wilber and Sonic Blade official for next week’s show.  Either Sonic is back in the World title top 10 or he goes into the service of his majesty.

The next match kicks off with the Duchess making her way down to the ring.  She wastes no time in calling Felicia Cummings out to get this match started and she regretted every second of it.  Felicia came out and wiped the mat with the former Ladies champion and the future was looking very bleak for her.  Sensing her leader was in jeopardy, Court member Lady Hermann ran down and noticed that Felicia’s twin Betsy was going to get involved so she stopped her and beat her silly.  Felicia ran to the aid of her sister and the Duchess then occupied the ref’s attention. Lady Hermann turned and demolished Felicia planting her with a DDT on the floor.  The ref then counted and once he reached 10, he awarded the match and the spot in the top 10 lineup to the Duchess.  Duchess called Lady Hermann into the ring and the two celebrated before leaving. (9 ½ min; Felicia was winning 56 to 17)

We get an unexpected treat when World Champion Texas Wildfire comes out and says that one of our own has been gone for long enough and it’s time for him to return to the ring.  He then introduces former World Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine.  Drew comes out to a big pop.   He thanks TW for the warm reception.  He says that as the longest reigning (former) champion, he is automatically entitled to a rematch.  He says that at some point he may cash it in but he wants to work back up to where he will be a viable threat to TW’s belt and promises the two will meet again.  They shake hands and then leave.

It is time for our main event.  Billy Robbins makes his way out first and gets into the ring.  Next, over the loud speakers blares “Gumbo 7:30 says it’s suppa time bitch!” and out comes the US Champion ‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo and his manager MJ.  Gumbo climbs the turnbuckles, poses and flaunts his title in Billy’s face.  He hands the title over and the match begins.

We are not sure why Gumbo insisted on a non-title match as he basically wiped the mat with Robbins.  He really didn’t even need MJ’s help as he looked in perfect form for this match.  Billy put up a struggle at times but Rad was always in control.  16 minutes in, Billy got lucky connecting with a flying bodypress.  He tried to do it a second time but MJ choked him in the corner.  Billy must have lost a lot of oxygen as he stumbled into the center of the ring and Rad rolled him up (with a handful of tights) and got the 1-2-3.   Rad Gumbo wins the match.  MJ enters and hands Rad his belt.  MJ raises Rad’s arm and Rad climbs the turnbuckles once again to pose amidst the booing from the crowd.  With that, the show comes to an end.

Stay tuned as there is a lot more coming.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #576

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Things kick right off with former TV champion ‘Red Hot’ Lucas Johnston going up to the man who defeated him for the TV title Biceps Bannerman calling Bannerman a cheat and demands a rematch for the title.  Bannerman smiles and says “no problem” so I guess there will be a rematch tonight. 

Pyro kicks off and our show is ready to go.  Making his way out first is manager Ant Graham and he introduces Mason the Mangler.  Both men are booed as they make their way to the ring.  Next, music changes and the Axe comes out.  People still don’t like him so he gets a mixed reaction since he is taking on a bigger jerk than he is.  Mason started off vicious tearing away at the Axe.  I don’t think the Axe has met anyone this vicious than when he took on Dr. Red Fang.  Mason kept Axe on the defensive until out of nowhere, Axe hit Mason with the Axe.  Ant jumped on the apron yelling at the ref that Axe had something loaded in his taped forearm.  The ref checks and says there’s nothing there but Ant won’t relent.  Ant gets frustrated and pushes the ref causing a disqualification.  The Axe wins this one by DQ.  Ant orders Mason to attack Axe again but Mason ends up hurled over the top rope leaving Ant in the ring with the Axe.  Ant’s eyes go all wide as Axe rushes him and he bails out of the ring faster than a gasoline-fed fire.  Axe gets a little warmer reaction and then heads to the back.  (8 min)

Backstage, the Ladies Champion Starr Vixen is with Larry Morton and she acknowledges the after-match attack by Taylor Bella.  She questions on whether or not Taylor knows when to quit.  She says she may have to teach the “insignificant Bella” a thing or two.

Next, Ravishing Raquel accompanied by Master Bull makes her way to the ring.  She calls out Lexy Flexx challenging her for her spot in the Ladies top 10 line up.  Lexy comes out but has no choice but to accept.  Raquel was in perfect form just dismantling Lexy (Lexy got in only TWO offensive moves during the match) and looked like she was going to win this solidly.  Raquel went to charge Lexy in the corner but Lexy moved and Raquel crashed shoulder first into the steel post.  The second of Lexy’s moves was to lock in the DIS-ARM-HER Fujiwara armbar and Raquel had to tap out.  What a huge upset.  Lexy bolted right out of the ring after being declared the winner.  Master Bull tried to console his angry protégé but she was not in the mood and took off after Lexy.  (8 min)

The Desperados (El Chango & Leon Teremoto) are backstage and challenge the Tag Team Champions the Steel Curtain to a non-title match.  However, if they win, they want a shot at the gold.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  Otto Ruthless comes out first and he looks to be in a nasty mood. Music changes and the crowd pops for the Crocodile Hunter.  Croc slaps the fan’s hands as he makes his way around the ring.  Otto doesn’t want to wait and attacks Croc throwing him into the ring.  The ref announces the time limit will be 30 minutes instead of 20 since the previous matches were short.  For 8 minutes, the two went toe to toe but after tossing Otto out of the ring where he barely beat the count to get back in the ring, things swung in Croc’s favor.  Otto managed to keep up with Croc but Croc owned the match.  Croc tried to hobble Otto after locking in an ankle lock but Otto refused to tap.   Otto came back with driving elbows but Croc kicked him in the gut and then rolled him up for a 1-2-3.  Crocodile Hunter is victorious and gets another tick in the win column.  (26 min)

The Tag Team Champs the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) say that they’ll give the Desperate-ados their match and once they defeat them, the Desperados won’t ever see a title shot again.

‘Red Hot’ Lucas Johnston comes out first for his rematch for the TV title.  This guy is still ‘red hot’ in terms of responsiveness from the fans.  Next, booing ensues as the TV Champion Biceps Bannerman comes out and holds the TV title over his head.  He points to Lucas and then drags his thumb across his throat.  Biceps gets in the ring and we don’t have long to wait till this one got started.  Lucas went toe to toe with the big man but got frustrated after Biceps kept throwing him out of the ring.  The final time he got tossed, he pulled Biceps out with him and the two brawled.  Biceps hit Lucas with a huge powerslam on the floor and then hit a big splash.  He rolled back in and there was no way Lucas was getting up from that so he got counted out.  Biceps Bannerman retains his title via countout decision.  (10 min)  Medics from the back came out and helped Lucas to the back who was able to do most of the walk under his own power. 

Backstage, Master Bull is with Prestige Inc. (Superstar Chic Monroe, TNT and Bishop Ripley).  Bull says that the Hubers tried to jump his team but Prestige Inc. still has the belts and they will retain once this match ends.  One thing to note is that TNT was kept in the back during the interview.

The Desperados music plays and they make their way out to the ring to a decent reaction from the crowd.  Next, the Steel Curtain’s music plays and the fans seemed to have soured more on the tag champs.  Starbuck and Buzz just ignored them as they made their way into the ring.  Leon and El Chango beat the crap out of the tag champs and they got worried early.  Starbuck would try to choke El Chango on the ropes while Buzz would attack Leon (not as the legal man in the action).  15 minutes into the match, Buzz and Starbuck hit Leon with a 2 man powerbomb through the announcers table (Holy Shit chants rang throughout but that was quickly followed by booing from the fans).  Starbuck grabbed a chair and threw it in to the ring.  Buzz picked it up only to throw it to El Chango who caught it.  Buzz then dropped to the mat and as the ref got back in the ring (he was checking on Leon), he saw El Chango with the chair and immediately disqualified them.  The Steel Curtain steal a win…those bastards!  The Curtain’s victory was short lived though as GM Max McGillicutty came out and said that although he can’t reverse the referee’s decision, he is still going to grant the Desperados a title shot.  The Curtain were livid.  They looked like they were going to go after El Chango but he was still holding the chair and he chased the Curtain from the ring.  He then went to check on Leon who, with some help, managed to walk to the back.  The crowd fully popped for the Desperados.  (15 ½ min)

Max is back in his office and the Steel Curtain practically kick the door down.  Buzz says that Max is out to screw them over at any turn they can get.  Max says the Steel Curtain are out of control and orders them to leave before he calls security and has them escorted from the building.  Buzz and Starbuck storm out. 

It is time for our main event.  The Huber Clan (Ferb, Butch and Junior).  They get a so-so reaction from the crowd.  Next, Master Bull comes out with the 6 Man Champions Prestige Inc.   Bull leads TNT, Bishop Ripley and Superstar Chic Monroe down to the ring.  Bull says he has a surprise for the world when he picks up a sledgehammer and DESTROYS the trophy.  He laughs and then opens a bag he’d been carrying to the ring.  It appears Master Bull had title belts created and he hands one to each member of the team.  They pose briefly with them before handing them over to the ref.  Chic started off against Butch and hit him with a spinning side slam and went for the cover only to get a 1 count.  Ferb is tagged in and he and Butch double team Chic.  Ferb rattles Chic’s teeth with a European uppercut followed by a catapult hangman and a cover but Chic kicked right out.  The Clan all hit the ring with both TNT and Bishop knocked from the ring.  Butch hit a catapult hangman but Chic nailed him with a cradle facebuster. He tried to make a cover but Junior and Ferb broke it up.  Ferb hit a superkick and then Junior picked up Chic and hurled him over the top rope and onto his teammates.  Bull ran over and told them they’d had enough and they grabbed their titles and started to walk away.  Prestige Inc. ends up getting counted out so the Huber Clan wins the match but not the titles.  They tried to call Prestige back to the ring but Bull managed to get his team out of there. 

The show comes to an end with Prestige Inc. looking at the Hubers in the ring and them staring daggers back at them.

Stay tuned for more action.

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #575 - SUPERSHOW

Hello fans and welcome to our 575^th issue.  We have a stacked card today with 2 title matches on the line.  Both the Ladies title and World title will be on the line with our main event taking place within the confines of a steel cage. 

Kicking off the show is a challenge for a future shot at the World title.  First, Sonic Blade comes out to a huge pop from the crowd.  Next, the man that cost him his spot in the lineup is King Wilber Townsend.  Wilber comes out on his own having forsaken the ride in his throne.  He wants this match just as bad as Sonic does.

For the first 10 minutes of the match, Sonic took the fight to Wilber who struggled just to keep up with him.  Sonic then got tossed out of the ring.  Wilber followed him out and then rammed his back into the steel post 3 times. Sonic looks to be hurt.  Wilber rolls back in but somehow Sonic also makes it back in before the 10 count.  Wilber is astonished.  Wilber then went on an offensive run that saw Sonic hit 2 offensive moves in the following 8 minutes.  With the backing of the fans, Sonic started to battle back and even hit Wilber with the Alhambra Attack (tackle) but could not make the cover.  Sonic went for a Brazilian Press (Lou Thesz) but Wilber held on and dumped Sonic out of the ring again.  Wilber threw Sonic into the steel steps and then dragged him back in.  He then delivered hammering blows to Sonic’s back.  Wilber then made the quick cover and got the 1-2-3.  King Wilber retains his title shot and now Sonic is out of any future title matches.  Wilber begins to cackle and laugh but Sonic hits him with the Alhambra Attack that sent his royalness flying out of the ring.  (23 min)

Backstage, Larry Morton is with the Super Shockmaster.  SS says that he will utterly destroy Adam Jameson in this match and then he can put this feud to rest.  SS says that he never received the rematch he was due for the US title so that will be next on his list.

Adam Jameson is backstage with Clarkus Kentus and AJ says that he is absolutely tired of the Super Shockmaster running ruckshot over the roster including him.  Tonight, this ends their feud and this time he promises to be the one standing at the end.

Our next match is ready to begin.  The Super Shockmaster makes his way out first in his glitter-covered Stormtrooper helmet.  He cackles and laughs as he makes his way into the ring.  Next, Adam Jameson comes out to a nice pop from the crowd.  He wastes no time and gets in the ring immediately.  The ref reminds us that this will be a Phoenix death match rules and the only way someone can win is on a pin attempt.  Adam owned SS in this match.  AJ kept SS off his feet with the Adam Bomb and the Adam’s Clash.  Just as Adam was setting up SS for a smack with a 2x4, SS threw salt in AJ’s eyes blinding him.  SS then connected with a power headbutt from the top rope.  He made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  Super Shockmaster gets the win much to the disappointment of the fans.  SS stands and cackles and mocks the crowd.  He doesn’t see AJ get to his feet.  AJ turns him around nailing the Adam’s Clash.  Adam then went and removed SS’s helmet.  The guy underneath was wearing a cloth mask over his head so his face was not revealed.  He did roll out of the ring and take off to the back in a hurry.  Adam may have lost this war but at least he walked out with a trophy. (10 min)

We head to the back again and ScooterJ is with Clarkus Kentus.  ScooterJ tells Clarkus that with all the crap he had to put up with against Prestige Inc., he finally gets the nod from the championship committee (actually just GM Max McGillicutty) for a shot at the world title.  ScooterJ addresses Texas Wildfire and tells him that he is not the Stache; he is not Drew the Canadian Love Machine…he is ScooterJ and he will be walking out the World Champion tonight.

Back with Larry Morton is the World Champion Texas Wildfire.  TW says that ScooterJ is right; he has not faced anyone like him but then again, neither has ScooterJ.  TW says that the fans are on his side and after their match, he walks out with his title intact.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  The challenger ScooterJ comes out first to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Next, the World Champion’s music hits and out comes Texas Wildfire to a huge pop from the crowd.  TW gets in the ring and he and ScooterJ stare eye to eye.  TW extends his hand but ScooterJ does not shake it.  TW owns the match and try as he could, ScooterJ could not keep up with him.  About 12 minutes in, Prestige Inc. members TNT, Chic Monroe and Bishop Ripley came out with Master Bull.  Bull directed TNT to do something but he seemed reluctant to do it.  Bull had to yell at him to get him moving.  Chic distracted the ref long enough for TNT to jump in the ring, look at Bull and then hit ScooterJ with a massive clothesline.  Instead of inflicting more punishment, he left the ring.  ScooterJ eventually made it back to his feet but TW also recovered and hit a snap powerslam.  The ref (no longer distracted) counted 1…2…3.  Texas Wildfire is victorious and retains his title.  Prestige Inc. then storm the ring dumping TW out of the ring and went on to attack ScooterJ.  Wendell Hammmerschmidt ran down with a chair and cleared Prestige Inc. from the ring.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says he’s tired of Master Bull and Prestige Inc. interfering in matches so he’s making a six man match right now…TW, ScooterJ and Wendell vs Prestige Inc. and that is happening now!

ScooterJ started off against Bishop Ripley as immediately got double teamed.  TNT joined Bishop and hit ScooterJ with the TNT.  He then left the ring.  Bishop hurled ScooterJ out of the ring.  TW and Wildfire jumped in the ring to fight with Chic and Bishop.  TNT ran to where ScooterJ was but was in for a shock when ScooterJ surprised him with a spear that sent them both through the ringside barrier.  Just then, the Huber Clan ran down and attacked Prestige Inc. and the bell was rung ending this in a disqualification against the team of TW, Wendell and ScooterJ.  The Hubers were eventually chased off after TNT recovered and went after them.  ScooterJ then joined TW and Wendell in the ring and he once again had a staredown with the world champion.  He then extended his hand to the champ who shook it.  The fans pop as the three celebrate a few moments before leaving.

Backstage, Figaroa “Figgy” Newton is with Taylor Bella and Larry Morton.  Figgy says that in two weeks, he’ll have a team that will defeat all teams but for now, it is Taylor’s night and he motions to her.   Taylor says that the only reason Starr is the Ladies Champion is because of luck…not skill.  You want to see skill, you’re looking at her. Figgy nods and laughs.  Taylor says tonight is her night and she becomes the champion whether Starr likes it or not.  Taylor then looks at the camera and says “Oh, and hey sis, congrats and Thanks…NOT…for inviting me to see the baby.  She then storms off and Figgy follows.

The Ladies Champion Starr Vixen is with Clarkus Kentus and she says that Taylor has some issues.  Nevertheless, tonight is her night when she becomes a defending champion.  Taylor can bring in all her sisters but none of that will help her after she’s flat out on the mat counting the ceiling lights for 3 seconds.

It’s time for the next match.  Taylor Bella comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd accompanied by her manager Figgy Newton.  Figgy points to one fan’s sign that says “Starr’s the real champ” and Figgy tells him to hold onto it as it will be a collector’s item once Taylor defeats her for the title.  He laughs and heads to the ring.  Next, the Ladies Champion Starr Vixen comes out to a huge pop from the crowd.  Starr takes her time interacting with the fans and an impatient Taylor paces in the ring hollering for her to get in there.  Taylor went on the attack and held the advantage over Starr for the entire match.  Starr didn’t seem prepared for the ferocity that Taylor brought.  9 minutes in, Taylor hit Starr with the sitout facebuster.  Figgy hollered to go for the pin but Taylor shook her head no.  She wanted to hit her move again.  Taylor set Starr up and was ready to hit the move but Starr weaseled out of it and locked in a scissored armbar right in the middle of the ring.  Taylor, caught off guard, had no choice but to tap out.  Starr Vixen retains her belt and holds it high but Taylor attacks her from behind and drops her again with a Sitout Facebuster.  She screams and kicks the bottom rope and then leaves with Figgy in tow.   Starr recovers and takes her title and leaves as the fans pop for her.  (10 min)

The ring crew begin assembling the Steel Cage for our main event.

Backstage, Magnum Kone is with Larry Morton.  He tells Larry that Pete is a lost soul who needs to be put away for his own good.  He doesn’t condone this normally but Pete is just one of those who doesn’t understand the meaning of control and although he can handle what Pete can dish out, someone else may not so it is up to him right here…right now…to rid HCW of Pete the PUN-isher and all his insanely bad puns.

Pete the PUN-isher is backstage with Clarkus Kentus.  Pete asks Clarkus “Do you know when a clock is hungry?  It goes back four seconds.”  Ha ha.  “Here’s another one.  Your calendar days are numbered”.  HAHA.  “Wait, here is the best one.  If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer ever team up, they’d be alloys”. HAHHAHA.  “Greatest Puns in history aside, Magnum, you call me unstable you Good Humor reject?  You are the one who dresses like he should be in a loony bin and after I beat your ass in the cage that is where you’ll need to go to recover your sanity.  PUNS FOREVER!”

From the loudspeakers blares “8:13 and it’s time for dessert” and out comes Magnum Kone to a huge pop from the crowd.  He is pushing the ice cream cart and he empties it giving all the goodies to the kids and fans at ringside.  He makes his way in the cage and begins to warm up.  Next “PUNS FOREVER” blares and out comes the PUN-isher.  Pete Punsher makes his way down and seeing a fan enjoying their ice cream, he forcibly grabs it and smashes in on the ground.  He motions to Magnum that is what he’ll do to him.  Pete enters the cage and the door is locked.  For 19 minutes, these two beat the holy hell out of each other not giving an inch.  Pete tried to use brass knuckles on Magnum early but he got them off of Pete’s fist and ended up in the corner.  Magnum went for only one pin attempt during this time after hitting the Push Pop but Pete kicked out.  Pete then dragged Magnum’s face across the cage drawing blood but that didn’t stop the King of Cones.  We join the match now at the 19 min mark.

===== In the 19th minute of the match: =====

Pete Punsher aka the Pun-isher rolled OC.

Magnum Kone rolled OC.

Pete Punsher aka the Pun-isher executes a COMBING THE DESERT....

Magnum Kone executes a SCOOP SLAM....

===== In the 20th minute of the match: =====

Pete Punsher aka the Pun-isher rolled OC.

Magnum Kone rolled OC.

Pete Punsher aka the Pun-isher executes a PUN-T TO HEAD....

Magnum Kone executes a THE CHOCO TACO (BACKBREAKER)....

Pete Punsher aka the Pun-isher is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

Magnum Kone kicks out of the pin!

Pete Punsher aka the Pun-isher gets -7 points for the pin attempt.

===== In the 21st minute of the match: =====

Pete Punsher aka the Pun-isher rolled DC

Magnum Kone rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Pete Punsher aka the Pun-isher rolled OC.

Magnum Kone rolled OC.

Pete Punsher aka the Pun-isher executes a COMBING THE DESERT....

Magnum Kone executes a SCOOP SLAM....

===== In the 22nd minute of the match: =====

Pete Punsher aka the Pun-isher rolled OC.

Magnum Kone rolled DC

Pete Punsher aka the Pun-isher executes a DAZZLE FANS WITH BAD PUNS....

Magnum Kone absorbs the punishment.

===== In the 23rd minute of the match: =====

Pete Punsher aka the Pun-isher rolled OC.

Magnum Kone rolled OC.

Pete Punsher aka the Pun-isher executes a DAZZLE FANS WITH BAD PUNS....

Magnum Kone executes a THE POPSICLE (PILEDRIVER)....

Magnum Kone is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

Pete Punsher aka the Pun-isher was pinned by Magnum Kone!!!

Magnum Kone is attempting to climb out of the cage!

Magnum Kone climbs out of the cage!

Magnum Kone wins with a Climb out of steel cage over Pete Punsher aka the Pun-isher!!!

Magnum Kone makes it to the floor and is declared the winner of this feud.  Pete is still in the ring and is slow to get up.  Two men dressed in white come out and enter the cage.  They appear to wrap Pete up in what appears to be a straightjacket.  Pete recovers and sees what they are doing and freaks out.  “IT WAS ALL AN ACT…I WAS PLAYING A CHARACTER…IT’S NOT REAL” and he is hauled to the back screaming all the way.  Magnum celebrates with the fans (although he is a bit scary with his crimson mask) and then eventually leaves bringing the show to an end.

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