Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
We have an exciting show today with ‘Figgy’ Newton debuting his new tag
team; former World Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine will be on the card
and a main event seeing Ladies Champion Starr Vixen defend her title against El
Gato Negro. All this and more are coming
your way so let’s get this started.
Our first
match kicks off with 5th Column member Baron Von Blood making his way
down to the ring. Next, the Crocodile
Hunter makes his way out to a huge pop from the crowd. The Baron cheated multiple times during the
match but Croc held his own and the longer it went on, Croc seemed to get
better and better and by the time the time limit was nearing, Croc was
dominating the Baron. Croc hit an inverted
lung blower but then Baron choked him on the ropes. As the ref was breaking up the illegal maneuver,
the bell rang bringing this one to a draw.
Baron noticed that Croc was not backing down so he took that time to
bail out of the ring and head to the back.
Even though this one officially ended in a draw, the Crocodile Hunter
really was the victor. (20 min draw)
King
Wilber Townsend shows up with Sonic Blade in tow and says that now that Sonic
is part of his “family”, HCW will never be the same. He laughs maniacally as Sonic stands there
stoic.
There
is a bit of fanfare as manager Figaroa ‘Figgy’ Newton makes his way down to the
ring yelling into his megaphone to get people on their feet. He gets in the
ring and trades the megaphone for a microphone.
He says tonight, he brings in a team that will turn the tag team
division on its ear. Figgy says that Hollywood
has been really accepting of two former talents and they have made a name for
themselves starring in a buddy cop movie that is part “Miami Vice”, part “21
Jump Street” and part “Showtime”. Figgy
then introduces his new team to the HCW world.
“First, you knew him as the Stache but that lame character is done and
gone. Now, Hollywood has turned him into
one of them and now, he returns to the squared circle new and improved. Joining him is his film star co-worker…a one-time
‘King’ but now a Legend in the club scene.
Ladies and Gentleman, I give you…Davis ‘the Hoff’ Hoffmeister and DJ CJ
Spice!” The new duo come out and are
instantly booed (like the level of the original flat top Rocky Miavia). Davis and DJ make their way into the ring and
the fans turn up the intensity showing their dislike for their choices in ‘upgrades’. Davis takes the mic.
“Figster,
you have got the highlights of Hollywood here in this ring man and DAMN, these
fans can turn on a dime. We are not here
to cater to the whims of the masses any longer.
We are here for ourselves, using this medium to promote Hollywood and
turn the world of wrestling on its ear.”
He then hands the mic to DJ CJ Spice.
“Well
said, Hoff. First, we took Hollywood by
storm and with the Figarooni at our side, we will take over HCW. Between Hoff and I, we are the NEW HCW and it
doesn’t matter if the fans love or hate you, we WILL go through you until we
reach the pinnacle and that will be the Tag Team Champions.”
He
hands the mic back to Figgy. “Tonight,
my new charges will debut and show the world what they can do. Ladies and Gentleman, shut your pie holes and
welcome the new team of ‘Hoff and Spicy’”.
Davis and DJ stand tall as the fans are driven into even more of a
frenzy. Figgy leaves the ring as Hoff
and Spicy get ready for their debut match.
Their
opponents – 2 members of the Muscles Trio - Muscles McGuire and Muscles Weasley make their
way down and the fans pop for them hoping they beat the tar out of Hoff and
Spicy. Davis and DJ both attack the
Muscles sending both to the concrete floor.
Davis then picks up McGuire and catapults him towards the steel
steps. DJ, from the ring, jumps hitting
a leg drop on McGuire just as he hit the steps.
BAM! The fans are aghast! DJ and Drew get back in the ring and allow
the ref to make the count. There is no
way McGuire is getting up from that so once the ref hit 10, that was all she
wrote. The team of ‘Hoff and Spicy’ get
the win in just under a minute and in dominating fashion. The fans didn’t appreciate it so they once
again voiced their displeasure. Figgy
returned to the ring, held up his team’s arms and they celebrated (showboated) briefly
before doing everyone a favor and leaving.
(The post-match segment ran longer than the actual match).
We cut
to a video showing that World Champion Texas Wildfire appearing on the tv show ‘GMA’. The hosts interview him about his path to
becoming the champion and he mentions that he will be writing a book detailing
all this. He says he’s just getting
started (both with the book and his career) so there are a lot of pages still
yet to be written. The fans pop for him.
Figgy
comes back out and this time he is with Taylor Bella. Bella and Figgy talk as they head to the ring
for the next match. Next, Jazz Emmett
comes out and she rushes the ring breaking up the chat. Taylor and Figgy both bail. Jazz paces as she waits for Taylor to
re-enter the ring. Taylor tried to do
her own thing again and did not heed the advice of her manager and she got
destroyed in the ring. Figgy did manage
to break up the count a few times which raised the ire of Jazz. Jazz chased Figgy around the ring allowing
Taylor to recover. Figgy kept Jazz
outside just long enough to allow Taylor to hit a sliding baseball dropkick
that sent Jazz crashing into the ringside barrier. The ref only needed a few seconds to reach
the 10 count and awarded the match to Taylor via countout. Out of breath, Figgy returned to the ring to
have a brief chat with Taylor who nodded.
Figgy raised her arm in victory and they eventually left. (17 ½ min)
El
Gato Negro is backstage and she says she’s never been more ready in her entire
life for something like this and this is her chance to prove it. She promises tonight WILL be her night.
We
head back to the ring for the next match.
Mr. Wrestling #5 comes out (haven’t seen him in a while) to a decent pop
from the crowd. Next, former World
Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine came out got the loudest pop of the
night. He looked to be in good shape and
ready for his return to the ring. Before
the match could begin, the Super Shockmaster ran down and attacked Drew. He pulled him to the outside where the two
brawled before SS repeatedly rammed Drew’s back against the steel post. He then threw Drew back into the ring and
left. The ref asked Drew if he wanted to
continue and he said yes. As soon as the
bell rang, Mr. Wrestling #5 picked him up and locked him in a bearhug. The pain must have been too great as Drew
ended up passing out. Mr. Wrestling #5
gets the (cheap) win via submission. (60
sec) Drew had to be helped to the back.
Ladies
Champion Starr Vixen is backstage and she says that tonight’s title defense
will be a real challenge but she is confident she’ll send the Black Cat
scampering back to the shadows.
It is
time for our MAIN EVENT! GM Max
McGillicutty comes out and says he wants to make this a 60 minute, best of 3
falls match. We know shorter matches are
not El Gato’s style so if she wants to win this title, she need to do so in a
huge way.
The
crowd pops as El Gato Negro makes her way out and down to the ring. There is one male fan at ringside holding a
sign that reads “You can do it”. El
Gato stops in front of the fan and smiles until he turns it around and it reads
“Starr Vixen”. The guy laughs as El Gato
snarls at him and makes her way into the ring.
Next, the Ladies Champion Starr Vixen comes out also to a good pop from
the crowd. The two ladies stare at each
other in the middle of the ring, shake hands and this one is off. El Gato starts off like a wildfire and
continued it throughout the match. El Gato
kept up the offensive until she hit Starr with the Gato Paw at the 19 minute
mark to score the first fall. The next
fall however was almost all the Ladies Champion and El Gato struggled (we think
she was exhausted after 19 min). Things
started heating up at 13 minutes which is where we join the match.
=====
In the 13th minute of the match: =====
El
Gato Negro (f) rolled OC.
Starr
Vixen (f) rolled OC.
El Gato
Negro (f) executes a FELINE FACELOCK....
Starr
Vixen (f) executes a FLYING FIVEARM....
Starr
Vixen (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
El
Gato Negro (f) kicks out of the pin!
Starr
Vixen (f) gets 8 points for the pin attempt.
=====
In the 14th minute of the match: =====
El
Gato Negro (f) rolled DC
Starr
Vixen (f) rolled OC.
Starr
Vixen (f) executes a VICIOUS CLOTHESLINE....
El Gato
Negro (f) absorbs the punishment.
Starr
Vixen (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
El
Gato Negro (f) kicks out of the pin!
Starr
Vixen (f) gets 9 points for the pin attempt.
=====
In the 15th minute of the match: =====
El
Gato Negro (f) rolled DC
Starr
Vixen (f) rolled OC.
Starr
Vixen (f) executes a HURL OUT OF RING....
El Gato
Negro (f) absorbs the punishment.
El
Gato Negro (f) is on the outside. The
ref begins the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...
El
Gato Negro (f) makes it back into the ring at the 8 count.
=====
In the 16th minute of the match: =====
El
Gato Negro (f) rolled OC.
Starr
Vixen (f) rolled DC
El Gato
Negro (f) executes a FELINE FACELOCK....
Starr
Vixen (f) attempts to defend against FELINE FACELOCK but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 17th minute of the match: =====
El
Gato Negro (f) rolled OC.
Starr
Vixen (f) rolled OC.
El Gato
Negro (f) executes a 9 LIVES....
Starr
Vixen (f) executes a STANDING SUPLEX....
El
Gato Negro (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Starr
Vixen (f) was pinned by El Gato Negro (f)!!!
El
Gato Negro (f) wins with a 9 LIVES over Starr Vixen (f) and becomes the NEW
LADIES CHAMPION!!!
The
crowd explodes as El Gato is handed the Ladies title. She begins to tear up as she holds the title
high into the air. She celebrates with
the fans until she came across that one guy who mocked her with his sign. She stuck her tongue out at him and made her
way up the ramp with her title held high.
With
that, the show comes to an end. Stay
tuned as there is sure to be repercussions from what transpired here today.
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