HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 05.07

Hello fans.  We have some matches that will determine the rest of the card for our June PPV “The Great American Bash”. 

Matches that are already confirmed include:

The Elitist Reid Rothchild vs Mike “the Axe” Medley for the Elitist title

The Mighty Casey vs Zack Ryder in a last man standing match for the IM title.

Donnie B vs. King Damian Sandow for the European title

MW3 vs Mr Wrestling 4 in the confines of a steel cage

Super Warrior vs the Miz for the X-Division title

Christian vs Chris Jericho for the CSWA World Title

HWF World Champ vs CSWA World Champ

The Rock will defend the Undisputed title to the winner

There are additional matches happening that will impact the rest of the Bash’s card. 

First up, Austin Aries reluctantly accepted a match against AJ Styles for the US Championship.  The champ was totally unprepared for this “new” AJ.  AJ was more aggressive that we’ve seen him before.  We think this is due to his battle with Randy Orton.  AJ took to it to the champ.  Aries tried on 3 occasions to get counted out but AJ just would not let him.  Finally, after executing a springboard face smash at the 18 minute mark, he rolled up the champ and got the 1-2-3 to become the NEW US Champion.  AJ was given the belt but he just took it and walked away.

Next up has James Storm defending the IC title against “Black Machismo” Jay Lethal.  Lethal comes out in gear just like what Randy “Macho Man” used to wear.  “Pomp and Circumstance” is playing and Lethal is playing to the crowd.  Next out is the Cowboy James Storm.  Lethal has the mic “I dedicate this match to the late great Randy Macho Man Savage.  Randy, this win will be for you.”  The bell rang and Lethal just outmaneuvered the storm.  Storm was totally off his game (seems like a running theme here).  The battle goes round and round until at the 25 minute mark, Lethal hits the flying elbow.  He makes the cover for the 1…2….KICKOUT.  Lethal can’t believe it.  A poke to the eyes on Lethal and Storm calls for the Death Sentence.  A quick reversal and an unbelievable springboard flying dropkick on the champ followed by a 3 count ends Storm’s reign as champ and begins for Jay Lethal.   Confetti falls from the ceiling and Lethal’s music blares as he celebrates with the fans at ringside and then leaves.  Lethal will now defend the title against Kurt Angle at the PPV.

Up next is the Shield defending their tag team titles against Christopher Daniels and Kazarian.  Kaz’s head has not been in a good place since losing his spot for a singles title.  Kaz lets Daniels know before the match that if they do not capture the belts tonight, they need to separate and go after singles titles.  The match ended up going 38 minutes and even though they stood toe to toe with the champs, they just could not get the win.  Reigns ends up getting the pin after nailing Daniels with the Belly to Back Urange.  The Shield will go on to meet the New Money Corp (a division of Prestige Inc) at the Bash.

Daniel Bryan then came out to defend his newly won North American Championship against the Super Warrior.  “Brandon” was at ringside with his Super Warrior is Super sign.  SW approached him and looked like they had a brief conversation.  They shook hands and then SW got in the ring.  The Super Warrior controlled the first 5 minutes of the match but then went downhill from then.  It was most likely due to the Miz coming down to watch the match.  SW was put off his game and eventually fell victim to a Regal Suplex and a 3 count.  After the match, the Miz jumps in the ring and hits SW with the Skull Crushing Finale.  He poses over SW holding the X-division title and then eventually leaves.

The second to last match was up next with Brock Lesnar defending the World title against Sheamus.  Brock controlled the tempo of the match and then all of a sudden, HHH comes out.   HHH is armed with a sledgehammer.  Brock nails Sheamus with an F5 but the Irishman won’t stay down.  He begins to hulk up by pounding on his chest but gets hurled out of the ring.  HHH is standing by.  Sheamus ends up getting counted out and HHH hits the ring.  He and Brock brawl until HHH hits Lesnar with the sledgehammer.  The champ goes down. Before any more damage can be done, out comes Master Bull.  “You know HHH, I used to have respect for you.  Now, not so much.  I know you want a piece of Lesnar and you will get it at the Bash but I’m here to tell you that your career will also be on the line.  Yep, you must win the World title from Brock in order to remain on the roster.  If not, you will be added to the Legends list and can use the extra time to spend with your family.  Now, where were we?”  HHH turned back around into a huge Lesnar haymaker.  Brock got HHH up and nailed an F5.  “Oh yeah” Master Bull added, “this will be a specialty match.  I will not announce what type of match until just before your match…to keep up the suspense and all.”  Brock eventually left and HHH was able to make it to the back under his own power.

The last match of the night is John Cena taking on Ryback in a Falls count anywhere match.  This match is for Cena’s spot for the US title which is now owned by AJ Styles.  Dropped from the ceiling and landing in the middle of the ring is a coalminers glove.  The match is given 60 minutes to complete. Ryback immediately starts off with a Meathook clothesline and a pin attempt but John kicks out early.  Cena battles back and hits the 5 knuckle shuffle for a 2 count.  Both men beat the crap out of each other.  Surprisingly the longer this went, the more powerful Ryback became. Ryback actually hit Cena with a frying pan he got from a fan and then executed a powerbomb off the ring apron and through a table.  Ryback seemed to have gotten hurt on that.  Both men were down but made it to their feet by the count of 9.  A woozy Ryback turns around and gets blasted by the swing of a steel chair to his knoggin.  Cena then beats the monster down with 3 more chair shots.  Cena gets back in the ring and, using his hand to wipe Rybacks blood from the chair, smears it across his own chest…almost like war paint.  Ryback does not answer the 10 count so Cena gets the win and goes on to meet Styles for the US title at the Bash.

I am sure there will be fallout so stay tuned.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 05.06

Hi fans and welcome back to our newsletter.   We have some good info to pass along so let’s get started.

The event starts off with the last winner “Brandon” front and center at ringside holding a “Super Warrior is Super” sign (he was getting laughed at by a few of the hecklers around him).

The night began with Super Warrior taking on David Otunga for Otunga’s spot for the X-Division title.  Otunga was not going to back down.  He took the fight to the Super Warrior but the things got worse for SW as soon as the X-Division champ The Miz came down to scout the match.  Miz walked right up to the ring and starting having words with the Super Warrior.  Otunga then tossed SW out of the ring and it looks like he landed awkwardly.  Otunga then beat the Warrior down and then bodyslammed him on the steel steps.  Otunga rolls back in the ring just as the ref hits 10.  Otunga is awarded the match by countout.  He retains his spot.  As Otunga left the ring, he stopped in front of “Brandon” and stole his SW sign.  He proceeded to tear it up in front of SW’s #1 fan.  Brandon was sad.  Super Warrior eventually made it to his feet and made his way to the back.  He never acknowledged Brandon.

The Miz, since he was already out there and ready to go, called out Brodus Clay for his match. Miz just toyed with Clay for the entire match.  He spent 21 minutes humiliating Brodus and then finally finished him off.  That was a hard match to watch so we won’t put you, the fans, through it.

Ravishing Raquel, Monopoly Jr and Magnus were interviewed in the back and challenged the Shield for the World tag team titles.  Master Bull came in and said that Daniels and Kaz were in line first.  He would give them a choice.  They can challenge them for their spot or they can wait and be awarded the match at the PPV.  Monopoly Jr had some dice and rolled them.  He said the money is on them waiting.  Magnus agreed that the Money is in the match and they would wait.  Raquel said that Monopoly Jr and Magnus now had a team name and they would be known as “The NEW Money Corporation, a division of Prestige Inc.”

Austin Aries was out next defending the US title against Ryback.  The champ held his own.  About 8 minutes in, John Cena came out.  Ryback, distracted, gets caught with some “Series of Hard Knocks” and falls victim to the 3 count.  After the match, Cena gets in the ring and into Ryback’s face.  Ryback pie faces Cena and the two start to brawl until refs break it up.  Master Bull comes out and makes a match for next week with Cena facing Ryback in a Lights Out match.  The winner will get the next title shot currently held by Cena.  Cena must win in order to keep his place in line.

CSWA World Champion Christian came out next to take on the European Champion Damian Sandow.  Sandow, prior to the match, promised to take the world title and would then unify them into one Major championship.  Before the match could begin, Donnie B made his way to the ring much to the dismay of the King.  His royalness held his own and took the champ to 17 minutes but at that time, Donnie B got up and started to have words with his highness.  A distracted Sandow falls victim to the Unprettier and the 1-2-3.  Christian retains.  Donnie B climbs into the ring but Sandow rolls out just as Monopoly Jr and Magnus come out.  Prestige Inc slinks away.

Up next is the Olympic hero (with a broken freakin’ neck) Kurt Angle taking on Dolph Ziggler to see who will be in line next for the IC title.  This match would be a Boot Camp match due to no tables being available for in-ring use.  Angle begins with an Angle Slam and a 1 count.  The match was to go on for about 7 more minutes until Kurt used a German Helmet and smashed Ziggler in the ankle with it.  Ziggler is in a massive amount of pain.  Kurt then locks in the Angle lock and Ziggler immediately taps out.  Kurt celebrates his win as “suits” come out and help Dolph to the back.

All of a sudden, weird music hits and out comes…Charlie Haas?!?!?  Haas was last seen after he turned on Shelton Benjamin and just took off.  He was eventually canned so we’re not sure why he is here.  Haas takes the mic.  “Well, I know it’s been a while since you saw me last but a part of me felt compelled to tell my side of the story.”  At that, the lights flickered and when they stabilized, MW3 was in the ring and immediately took a chair to the unsuspecting former member of the Worlds Greatest Tag Team.  MW3 beat Charlie numerous times with the chair until Mr. Wrestling 4 ran down to the ring.  MW3 bailed but then the lights flickered again and when they stabilized, MW3 was back in the ring and nailed MW4 in the head with the chair.  MW4 no sold it.  MW3 swung the chair again but it was blocked and forcibly removed from the hands of MW3.  MW3 bailed out of the ring faster than a sinking Titanic. This prompted Master Bull to come out with mic in hand.

”You know, I’ve just about had it with the two of you.  But before I address you, Yo, Haas, get the hell out of my ring and my building.  You have no place here.  Security!”  Security came down and removed Haas from the ring.  Master Bull continued.  “Now, MW3, I’ve about had it  with your back door attacks.  Going forward, you attack someone that you are not involved in a match with and you will be suspended.  Mr. Wrestling 4, I would expect you to know better than to disturb my show.  The two of you want to settle this?  Fine.  It will be a match that neither of you can run away from.  At the Great American Bash, the two of you will meet inside of a steel cage.”  Mr Wrestling 4 clapped his hands then rubbed them together signaling he approved.  MW3 was stoic.  No reaction whatsoever.  “Now, I have a show to run so both of you, get out.”  MW3 left through the crowd as MW4 went up the ramp to the back. 

Mighty Casey called out Kazarian to challenge him for K’s shot at the Internet Media title.  It didn’t take long for Casey to hit a home run and get the 1-2-3.  This prompted Zack Ryder to run down to the ring to try and sneak in but Casey was waiting for him; barbwire bat in hand.  Casey eventually left.

Zack Ryder stayed out for his title defense against Hernandez.  This match went 28 minutes and it took Ryder everything he had to put the bull down.  In the end, he got the roll up (with his feet on the ropes) after hitting a leapfrog and hiptoss.

More to follow.  Stay Tuned.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 05.05

 

Hello fans.  Sorry for the flood of info but I mentioned we had a lot but this should get us caught up.  For the show taking place in San Francisco, the local radio station did a call in and awarded the winner a ring side seat.  The guy who won is named Brandon.  I’m sure he will get pointed out at the event.

 

First, we see the arrival of Prestige Inc.  The Elitist Reid Rothchild departs their limo first accompanied by Ravishing Raquel, the King and new European Champion Damian Sandow, Monopoly Jr and Magnus.  Raquel was carrying something with her.  I guess we’ll see it later on.  

 

Someone who hasn’t been in the news for awhile is the Super Warrior.  Apparently, he’s been laying low and then he showed up one day and challenged Miz for the X-division title.  Miz basically laughed at him and SW said that if he could beat him in a non-title match, then he would deserve a shot.  Miz said “sure, whatever” and walked off.  SW then spoke with Master Bull who overheard the conversation and made the match and added the stipulation that if Miz gets counted out on purpose, he’ll lose the belt.

 

Super Warrior made his way out to the ring and called down the X-Division champ.  Miz walked down mouthing “Are you serious?”.  He got in the ring and right into SW’s face.  The bell rang and the champ, not dressed for a match, was thrown right in.  Super Warrior starts right off with a superplex.  Miz hits a basement dropkick and SW hits the Super Powerbomb.  He makes the cover but Miz is right at the ropes and grabs them at the one count.  SW locks in a cobra clutch but Miz wiggles out and nails a snap DDT.  SW hits another cobra clutch and Miz hits a swinging neckbreaker. SW is down and Miz delivers some kicks to his fallen foe.  SW battles back with a cobra clutch and Miz nails the basement dropkick and immediately hits a snap DDT.  SW tosses Miz from the ring but he lands on the apron and is back in quickly.  SW hits a power punch but Miz hits a basement dropkick and a headscissors takedown twice.  Super Warrior battles back with a reverse neckbreaker.  Both men are down.  Miz is back up and goes for the Skull Crushing Finale but SW nullifies it.  Miz nails a discus punch.  He kicks the fallen SW again but then SW is up and “hulking out”.  Miz bails from the ring but then remembers the stipulation.  He is back in and throws2 punchs but they are blocked and SW nails a super Powerbomb.  He pulls Miz into the center of the ring and makes the cover.  1…2…3.  Super Warrior wins the match and is now in line for the X-Division title (he is still also in line for the North American title.  After the match, Miz attacks him but in true Warrior fashion, he disposes of the champ.

 

The camera pans to ringside where we see “Brandon” waving to the camera.  Super Warrior walks up to him and shakes his hand.  Brandon is cheering for his new hero.

 

Out next comes “The Elitist” Reid Rothchild and his lovely valet Ravishing Raquel followed by Monopoly Jr.  Reid was told he had to defend his title against his former protégé Mike “the Axe” Medley.  Medley has been stewing for sometime and hand to wait his turn.  Raquel gets on the mic “Reid, everyone here knows that you are the Elitist; you are supreme.  That title, although gorgeous on you, doesn’t do you justice.  In addition to that, I want you to have this.  Beyond silver and gold, this is crafted from Platinum since that is the premium medal and you only deserve the best.”  She then opened the package she was carrying him and presented him with a medallion.  The picture is below:

 

 

 

 

Reid kissed the hand of his valet.  “This is the second greatest gift I’ve ever received.  The top 3 being:

3) My Elitist title

2) This wonderful platinum medallion

1) You.”

 

With that, Raquel blushed but they were interrupted by “The Axe”.  “Awww, how sweet.  Take a hike sister as your hubby and I have some unfinished business.”

 

Raquel and Monopoly Jr exited the ring carrying the medallion and Reid’s title.  The bell sounded.  Medley starts off with a grinding headlock and follows it up with a  power punch.  Reid nails a very ineffective Reid (Hogan) leg drop but Medley hurls Reid from the ring.  Reid purposefully gets himself counted out.  Medley wins the match.  Reid is on the mic “Listen you big goof.  It doesn’t matter one iota if you pin me, make me tap or win via countout.  You will NEVER get your hands on my title.  I will not have my property soiled by the likes of you.  Medley held the ropes open hoping Reid would get back in the ring but to no avail.    As they headed to the back, Reid noticed that Monopoly Jr was holding the arm of Raquel.  Hmmmm.

 

Dude Love came out and said that he was setting up a show.  It would be called the “Love Lounge” and that his first 2 guests on his show would be The Mighty Casey and the Internet Media Champion Zack Ryder.  As they set up the lounge, they brought out plush chairs straight from the 60’s and a temporary wall made of plywood and glass – supposedly to put Zack and Casey on opposite sides.  The Dudester comes out and calls down his two guests.  The champ comes out first followed by Casey who was surrounded by security.  We are told that the security is for Casey’s sake as Master Bull didn’t want him viciously attacking Dude Love or the Champ.  Casey refused to sit down and was pacing on his side of the wall.  Dude was asking the champ questions about the video Master Bull showed.  Zack said it was all out of context and that he was innocent.  Casey stormed around and bailed from the ring.  He got into Dude Love’s face and Dude popped him one right in the kisser.  He tossed Casey back into the ring where Zack beat him down.  Zack then tossed Casey through the plate glass.  Casey got cut and had the crimson mask going.  Dude got in the ring and helped Zack beat down on Casey until

Kevin Steen makes the save.  He cleared the ring and then helped Casey to the back.

 

Master Bull then set up a tag team match between Dude Love and Zack Ryder against the Mighty Casey and Kevin Steen.

 

Prestige Inc said that they were going to go after the World tag team titles using the team of Monopoly Jr and Magnus.

 

Randy Orton comes out and challenges Alberto Del Rio for his shot at the World title.  Randy was still hurting from the attack by AJ Styles.  Del Rio was holding his own against the Viper.  At the 15 minute mark, Styles came through the crowd and distracted Orton.  Del Rio capitalized and got Randy in a rolling cross armbreaker.  Orton had no place to go so he tapped out.  Del Rio retains his spot.  Styles got in the ring and kicked Orton in the gut a few times before stomping on his face.  He then left without further incident.

 

Brock Lesnar came out to defend his world title against Mr. Anderson.  Anderson called for the mic “I am the one and only Misssstttttteeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr Annnnderrrrssoooooonnnnnn.” The bell rang and Lesnar scooped him up and nailed an F-5. 3 seconds later, it was over.  Lesnar gets the pin in less than 15 seconds.

 

That is all for now.  More info to come.  Stay tuned.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 05.04

Hello fans.  Thanks for coming back.   In his last interview, Mr Wrestling 4 has promised to bring an end to the destruction being spun on us by MW3 but will he be able to act fast enough before MW3 finds another victim?

Devon also asked for his title shot granting the Dudley’s a World tag team title match against the Hardy’s for later this evening.  Master Bull granted it.  Devon did ask for one small concession…he wanted this to be a “Tables, Ladders and Chairs” match.  Master Bull agreed to the stipulation.

The Internet Media Champion Zack Ryder came out.  He said that it was unfortunate on what happened to the Mighty Casey but as soon as he was well, he’d grant him the title match.  Master Bull then came out and said he had to call bullshit.  He showed a tape that had Zack Ryder paying off Dude Love!  What the heck?  Master Bull said that when he showed this to Casey, he was a tad upset but he asked him to hold that in and save it.  Ryder looked a little relieved until Master Bull told him the belt had to be defended.  The opponent would be Antonio Cesaro.  Before the match could begin, Ryder produced a document that showed that due to him defending his Internet title online, his time was limited to only 15 minutes.  The document he had guaranteed that none of his matches could last more than 15 minutes while the Internet Champ.  Master Bull informed him that since the Internet Championship and the Media Championships were combined, that bull would be out the window but since he didn’t know about it until now, he would let it slide for this one match only. 

The bell rang and Cesaro began to beat Ryder from piller to post trying for a pin every chance he could get.  Ryder kept bailing from the ring in an effort to take the match to the time limit.  Finally, the bell rang signaling the end of the match and it was declared a draw.  Ryder was relieved and bailed from the ring.  Master bull has other plans though. “Now that we got that bull out of the way, Cesaro, this match was bull so I will figure out how to make it up to you.  If you are willing to go on loan over to the HWF, I’ll add you in for an X-Division title shot (Cesaro agreed).  Now, Zack, meet your real opponent for the night.”  Out from the back comes The Mighty Casey who charges and tackles Ryder.  Ryder fights him off and then tosses him into the ringside post.  He then bails out through the crowd.

Master Bull promises that the next title shot goes to the Mighty Casey and Ryder had best be prepared since it will be a Last Man Standing match for the title. This prompted Dean Ambrose to come out.  Dean claimed that there is no room for any more title shots as he gets the last one.  “Ok, then.  You get to defend your title shot against the Mighty Casey.  The winner gets that match.”  Ambrose stopped for a sec and then tried to backpedal but to no avail. 

In the back, the King Damian Sandow was talking to Lord Tensai.  Sandow was using his influence to give Tensai a title shot and if successful, could earn himself a spot in Prestige Inc.  Lord Tensai said he was humbled to be given such an offer but mentioned to his royalness that Donnie B had also solicited a shot at the vacated spot.  The King left to go work his magic and came back shortly letting Tensai know that the winner of the match will win the vacated spot.   

Samoa Joe challenged Kazarian for his title shot.  In 13 minutes, the large Samoan eliminated Kazarian and now has his spot.

Donnie B takes on Lord Tensai for the vacated US title shot.  Lord Tensai controlled the majority of the match but Donnie b kept coming back.  About 20 minutes into the match, his worshipfulness came down to scope the match.  This is when Donnie B turned up the heat and started to take the fight to Tensai.  At 24 minutes, Donnie B had hit Lord Tensai with a brainbuster and as he was going for the pin, Sandow pulled Donnie B off of Tensai.  The ref of course saw this and immediately disqualified Tensai and awarded the shot to Donnie B.  A frustrated Tensai left the ring. 

Donnie B got on the mic “Joe, I know you just won your shot but I’ve got to say, I think you are more qualified than I to go after bigger and better belts.  I want to make you an offer.  I will give you my US title shot in exchange for your European title shot…an even trade.  What do you think?”  Joe made his way out and didn’t say a word.  All he did was shake Donnie B’s hand.  Donnie B is back in the European title shot picture while Samoa Joe is now in line for a shot at the US title.

The Mighty Casey took on Dean Ambrose for his title shot. Master Bull made this one a “No DQ”.  Casey and Ambrose battled back and forth for 18 minutes.  Ambrose then sacrificed himself and with a double haymaker, took him and Casey to the floor.  Both were visibly shaken up.  All of a sudden, Zack Ryder comes down as the ref is making the count and tosses Ambrose back in the ring just as the ref hits 10.  Ambrose gets the win via Countout.  Ryder is all happy with himself.  A very pissed off Master Bull comes out and tells Ryder he is suspended without pay for 2 weeks.  Ryder can’t believe this.  MB tells him that once his suspension is lifted, he will undoubtedly face the Mighty Casey and it will take place in the confines of a steel cage.

Our main event of the night has the Dudleys taking on the Hardys for the World Tag Team titles.  The Dudleys come out looking lean and mean.  The Hardys look like they had a rough night.  The staff bring out and set up the tables, ladders and chairs.  Master Bull comes out and lets us know that this will have no time limit.  The Shield make their way out with steel chairs and sit down at the top of the ramp as to enjoy this match.  Master Bull, before leaving, warns them not to interfere during the match as it will cost them their title match.  As soon as Master Bull leaves, the Shield hit the ring and attack the Hardys.  They use the steel chairs they brought with them to weaken the champs.  As they were leaving, Rollins exclaimed “Hey, it wasn’t DURING the match.”  Bubba tries for a back body splash but Jeff moves out of the way. Matt and Devon both tag in.  Bubba is back in and knocks Matt down.  Devon goes to the top of the ladder and drops an elbow drop.  Matt is really hurt. Somehow he gets up and delivers a dropkick from the top rope but it does him more harm than Devon.  Devon picks up a chair and takes nails Matt in the head.  He collapses.  Bubba yells for the table.  Jeff is double teamed and then put through the table.  He is not moving. Devon takes the chair again and smashes Matt with it.  He makes the cover and the ref counts 1…2….3.  The Dudley’s are the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!  The Shield hit the ring and attack the Dudleys.  They immediately invoke their title match. The Dudleys beat the living hell out of the Shield for 24 minutes.  Ambrose comes down and distracts Devon while Bubba gets hit with a belly to back Urange through a table that was brought in.  They discard the table quickly and Reigns makes the cover and the resulting 3 count means we once again have NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 05.03

Hello fans.  The news just keeps pouring in so without further ado:

Ryback  came out again saying he wanted Cena in the ring.  Cena makes his way out and tries to reason with the beast but to no avail.  Ryback tell John that  he wants the spot that Cena is coveting.  “Let’s do this NOW.”  Cena backs down.  Ryback keeps screaming at him “Do this NOW” but a very cautious Cena walks to the back leaving Ryback to simmer in his anger.

Next, it is announced that the NEW HWF World Champion Brock Lesnar is in the house.  Lesnar comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Lesnar explains how easy it was to make Rocky tap out and calls for Rocky to come out so he can make him do it again and take the Undisputed Championship.  This instead brings out the CSWA Champion Christian.  Christian says that he’s not going to allow Brock to just walk in and demand something that he himself has been fighting for and that was the Undisputed Championship.  Brock tells Christian to go back to the minor leagues and leave the ‘big boys’ alone.  Christian gets into Brock’s face and then receives a huge pop for the insult.  Christian realizes that Brock is all power and he needs to be more strategic if he’s going to bypass Lesnar and get the shot at Rock’s Undisputed title.  He slinks away and Brock never even notices seeing him leave.  Lesnar keeps calling out the Rock but Rocky wasn’t there (we think he’s out filming in Hollywood but no one is sure).

In an answer to see who was going to get the next IC title shot, Kurt Angle took on Dolph Ziggler.  Dolph took this fight to the Olympic Champ and even took the lead with a Zig Zag Bulldog but Kurt tossed Dolph to the outside 3 times.  The final time he hit an Angle Slam through a ringside table.  Kurt made it back in just as the ref counted to 10.  Dolph got counted out and Kurt gets the win. Master Bull then came out and said that if Kurt really wanted to get tables involved, then he will get that match.  In fact, Ziggler will get another shot at Angle in a Tables match where the only way to win the match is to put the opponent through a table. 

On a side note, the Cowboy James Storm did in fact have to defend his title and his opponent would be Kevin Steen.  It only took about 10 minutes for the Cowboy to finish off Steen with the Death Sentence and retain his title.

Rothchild was in the back sweating on defending his Elitist title so Monopoly Jr suggested that Prestige Inc get involved in a 8 man battle.  They have a match with Medley, Bennett and BJ upcoming so why not do that now and that way neither Reid nor the King would be forced to defend their titles.  Reid thought it was a good idea.  Raquel looked over and winked at Monopoly Jr.  He smiled back.

Up next was Kofi Kingston vs Cody Rhodes for one of the vacated X-division title shots.  The crowd had fun with this as half chanted for “Kofi” and the other for”Cody” and in a way, you really couldn’t tell who was cheering for who as both names (when being chanted) sounded similar.  The match went for 24 minutes with Cody controlling the pace and slowing down the high flyer Kofi.  About 16 minutes in, Kofi took control and Cody didn’t get in one offensive move for the rest of the match.  Kofi gets the win after a hammerlock pin.  Cody, distraught at this loss, attacked Kingston after the match and then left. 

In trying to beat Master Bull to the punch, Prestige Inc made their way to ringside accompanied by Ravishing Raquel and said that their match would take place in an 8 man match.  Monopoly Jr got on the mic and called down Mike The Axe Medley, BJ Whitmer and Mike Bennett.  The 3 came out and said that they were one man short for an 8 man fight.  Immediately, out comes Donnie B who says he’ll be the 4^th man. 

Reid starts off the match with Donnie B but he immediately tags out to the Axe.  Axe catches Reid before he can leave and locks in a bearhug.  Reid doesn’t submit.  Medley then rocks him with a huge power punch.   Medley hits a backbreaker but Reid makes the tag to the King and they double team him.  Reid hits the Reid (Hogan) leg drop and Sandow pummels him with his fists.  Donnie B hits the ring and takes out Sandow.  BJ and Bennett take out Magnus and Monopoly Jr.  Medley then hoists up Reid and chunks him from the ring.  Reid gets counted out (there was no one to save him) so the team of Medley, BJ, Mike Bennett and Donnie B get the win by countout.  After the match, out comes Master Bull.

“Well, it seems you, Prestige Inc, can’t win a match when the numbers are supposedly in your favor.  Rothchild, I want to introduce you to the man you get to defend your Elite title against…none other than Mike “the Axe” Medley.”  The crowd went crazy while Reid screamed “NO!” but to no avail.  Master Bull left with a smirk on his face.  Raquel took Reid to the back to try to help him simmer down.

Even though we tried to do it, we could not get both MW3 and Mr Wrestling 4 to sit in the same room without raising havoc so their interview was conducted via Skype and broadcast live.  Clarkus Kentus was on hand conducting the interview.

CK: “Thank you for joining us here today.  Joining us live via Skype is MW3 and Mr. Wrestling 4.  Thank you both for participating here today.”

MW4: “Thank you for having me.  You know MW3, we were a team.  You were our chosen leader.  We expected you to bring stability to our team but instead, you chose to tear it apart. You have sunk into darkness.”

MW3: “Don’t lecture me, 4.  I saw through your lies early on.  I have embraced the ‘darkness’ as you call it.”

MW4: “You have allowed this darkness to twist your mind; to turn your back on us, on your fans..”

MW3: “I don’t fear the darkness as you do.  I embrace it.  It is what will make me formidable once again.  No longer am I tied to an allegiance to anyone but myself.”

MW4:  “My allegiance is to the fans…to the people who believe in you…or used to.”

MW3:  “I explained before, I no longer care about what those sheep think.  I am on my own.  I am the lone warrior who will make my way in the world.  The darkness will feed me and I won’t be able to be stopped.”

MW4: “If you try anything like you did with the Negronomicon, I’ll make sure you pay dearly.”

MW3: “Really?  You really think you can stop me?  Let me explain something so your tiny mind can comprehend.  I am the Sith to your Jedi; the dark side to your light.  You cannot stop me.  In fact, I have a treat for you.”

MW3 leaves and then you hear what sounds like a chair being pulled across the floor.  MW3 turns it around and on the chair, bound and gagged is…Superstar Billy Pearl.  “This is the next stop on the MW3 Revenge Tour.  Destination pain.  Your driver....me. Here is Victim #2.”.

MW3 walks over and puts his hands on the shoulders of Superstar Billy Pearl.  “This guy right here….Years ago….caused much pain and suffering….Just like the ol’ Negronomicon. You, my friend, are a failure. You too will feel my wrath.”

(Takes steel chair and hits SBP upside the head, sending him to the ground.  Beats him savagely with the chair)

He then throws away the chair and  hits SBP with the Oriental Spike.  SBP is whimpering; begging for him to stop. 

“Victim number two…punished and defeated. Who will be Next?.”

MW3 screen goes blank while Mr. Wrestling 4 and Clarkus Kentus look on with horror.  MW4 speaks up “This is my fault.  I should have stopped him years ago when I first saw that glimmer of evil in his eye.  I didn’t and the pain and suffering that will follow will be on me but I promise you this….I will not rest until he is done.”

Clarkus ended the interview thanking MW4 for participating.

That is all for now.  More to come.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 05.02

Hello fans.  With the exception of one interview, this issue will recap actual matches. 

The first match on the card is for the vacated #10 IC title spot with Dolph Ziggler taking on Justin Gabriel.  Ziggler immediately nails a Zig Zag bulldog for a pin attempt but only gets a 2 count.  As Gabriel makes it to his feet, Dolph locks in a sleeperhold.  Justin passes out.  Dolph wins the match and takes the vacated #10 spot.  Ziggler immediately got on the mic and called down IC champion James Storm.  Before Storm can make an appearance, out comes the Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle.  Angle talks about how he is next in line arguing with Ziggler and out comes the Cowboy.  Storm gets in the ring and tries to further push the buttons of the two challengers.  They look at each other and then both attack Storm.  Storm makes it out of the ring.  Angle, satisfied that they are united, turns around into a jumping DDT from Ziggler.  Ziggler leaves but only after screaming that he will be the next IC champion.

Up next has the Mighty Casey heading to the ring.  He gets on the mic and asks for a rematch against Ryder.  Ryder makes his way down and agrees to give Casey a rematch.  Before the match can begin, Dude Love runs in and attacks Casey.  He is planted with a DDT and then hits the Love Handle.  Dude leaves the ring with a mocking of the “bang bang” but just smiles at the camera, waves and leaves.  It looks like this match will be postponed.

The cameras were out in the parking lot capturing interviews with fans when Randy Orton appeared.  He went out and shook the hands of the fans and chatted with a few.  Out of nowhere, he is attacked by AJ Styles.  It was happenstance that Master Bull was out there when this happened and called for a ref.  He immediately signaled for a match to take place.  It would be AJ vs Randy III in a Parking Lot Brawl.

AJ started off trying for the Styles Clash but Randy reversed it and hit an RKO for a one count.  Randy then poked him in the eye but AJ then hit a Pontiac piledriver on the hood of a car.  He made a cover but only got a 2 count.  AJ then tried to strangle Randy with a seat belt but Randy hits another RKO for only a 1 count.  AJ battles back quickly by hitting a heads first smash through a windshield drawing blood.  He makes a cover but only gets a 2.  Randy is wearing the crimson mask.  He battles back with some rapid punches but AJ hits an armlock facebuster.  Randy throws some more rapid punches which are met by 3 gut busters.  Randy tries for a rollup holding onto tights but AJ kicks out at 2.  AJ is up and hits a backflip kick.  He tries for another gut buster but gets the RKO.  A weak Randy tries for a cover but AJ kicks out at 2.  Randy pokes AJ in the eye and AJ delivers a Styles Clash.  He is not able to make the cover.  Rapid punches from Randy are met by an armlock facebuster from AJ.  AJ nails a spin kick that Randy is not able to block.  Randy, in a haze, tries to (what he think is) throw AJ from the ring (there is no ring) and AJ hits a Styles Clash for a 1 count.   Randy is back up and hits the Orton stomp.  AJ tries for a spin kick but it is reversed and Randy then tries to whip AJ with the car antennae but AJ gets away.  AJ begins to “hulk” up.  He hits a Styles Clash but Randy delivers the Pontiac piledriver on the car hood.  Randy makes the cover and somehow, AJ kicks out at 2.  AJ then hits a Styles Clash and then nails Randy in the head with the car door.  He makes the cover and gets the 1..2..3.  AJ Styles gets the win.  After the match, Clarkus Kentus tries to talk to him but he just stares back and walks off.

Prestige Inc was making their way into the arena and The Elitist Reid Rothchild stopped by a camera and stated that if he was the one in charge, he would not be allowing the inmates to run the asylum.  He would use his superior brain power to properly run and manage the federation.  “In fact, Prestige Inc is the Ultimate power in “this” universe and we intend to properly display it.”  They then made their way inside.

Due to the overwhelming demand to have actual matches, Master Bull decided to postpone the MW3/Mr Wrestling 4 interview until the next posting.

Up next has the newly crowned North American Champion Cody Rhodes defending it against Daniel Bryan.  The champ held his own for the first 12 minutes of the match but then Bryan took over.  Daniel began to demolish him until Cody turned the tide with a well placed groin kick behind the ref’s back.  He went back on the offensive until an MMA knockout punch from Bryan almost emptied Cody’s mouth of all his teeth.  A very dazed and confused Rhodes walked into a roaring elbow shot from Daniel and he made the cover.  The ref counted 1…2…3.  Daniel Bryan is the winner of the match and the NEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION.

The Miz is up next defending the title he won from Daniel Bryan, the X-division title against Crimson.  The Miz dominated the match but he just couldn’t keep Crimson down for the 3 count.  This went on for 20 minutes until finally, an exhausted Crimson fell victim to the Skull Crushing Finale and a 3 count.  The Miz is successful in his first title defense. 

In the back, a very pissed off Cody Rhodes interrupts The Miz during an interview.  Miz invites Cody to try for a shot at his belt and promises to do the same to Rhodes as he just did to Crimson.  Rhodes had to be removed from the interview area.

In the back, Prestige Inc is having a confab on how to deal with Magnus’ title defense against Donnie B.  The King mentioned that Donnie B should never have beaten him as he is European upper class.  Magnus apologized for the lack of focus and promised it would never happen again.  They are interrupted by Master Bull.  The King, Magnus and Monopoly Jr all left leaving Reid and Raquel.  Master Bull seems to have an issue with Prestige Inc and Reid Rothchild in particular taking “power” that is not his to control.  “Listen up Bull****, I am level III top dog around here.  I am the best at what I do and my wealth and power are proof of that.”  “You want to see what ‘power’ really looks like?  Guess what ‘boy’; you get to defend that pretty little belt of yours in the ring.  Yep, lets see if ‘The Elitist’ really can defend a title, even one he made it up on his own” replied Master Bull.  “What, are you kidding me?  This belt signifies I am the best here.  I don’t have to prove it to anyone, especially you.  And what makes you think that a lowly piece of garbage like you can tell me what to do?”  Master Bull tapped his finger on his chin contemplating his next answer.  “I’ll tell you who.  Your Boss.  The head honcho.  The man who is running this whole show is the man who has more power than you can even possibly dream of.  And, on top of it all, guess who you get to ‘defend’ your title against?  Come on, take a guess.  No, well, next week, you will get to find out.”  Master Bull then left.  Raquel assured Reid that he had nothing to worry about but Reid wasn’t so sure.

Next, King Damian Sandow comes out with the European Champion Magnus to support him in this match against Donnie B.  Magnus begins the match with a kick to the midsection and Donnie B hits a superplex.  Magnus kicks him in the gut again and then gets tossed out of the ring.  He has a chat with the King who slips him a foreign object.  Magnus is back in at 6.  Magnus stops the offense with a beautiful forearm uppercut and then hits a slingshot elbow drop.  Donnie B tosses him out again and after a brief confab with the King, he is back in at 6.  Magnus hits a bodyslam and yes, again, is tossed out of the ring.  Magnus is back in and hits a spinning Samoan Drop and a toe kick to the midsection.  Magnus begins to taunt Donnie B who levels him with a  Bitch Slap.  Magnus’ eyes go all wide.  He hits a forearm uppercut but when he sees it didn’t faze him, he bails out of the ring.  As he tries to get back in, Donnie B hits a DDT.  Magnus is up quick and hits an armwringer and a flying knee smash.  The King then tosses a chair in the ring but it is intercepted by Donnie B.  The King doesn’t see DB take it as he was trying to distract the ref so Magnus could use it.  Nope, Donnie B nails Magnus with the chair.  He then hits a Lights out Brainbuster and follows it up with a Guerrero stomp.  The ref turns around and sees DB making the cover.  He counts 1…2…3.  Donnie B wins the match and is the NEW EUROPEAN CHAMPION.

Immediately, Sandow shows a copy of a contract guaranteeing him a title match with a ref of his choosing.  He chose Magnus as his ref.  An unsuspecting Donnie B hears the bell and is attacked by the King.  Donnie B held his own but the longer the match went on, the more he slowed down.  As the match was nearing the 15 minute mark, Donnie B was exhausted.  Sandow, realizing this, nails a spinning elbow drop on the champ.  He makes the cover and Magnus (counting just a little fast) counts 1..2...3.  King Damian Sandow is now the NEW EUROPEAN CHAMPION.  Good Gravy.  Magnus then takes Donnie B and dumps him out of the ring.  Reid, Raquel and Monopoly Jr all make it down to the ring.  The belt is placed around the waist of the King.  Ticker tape falls from the ceiling as Sandow parades around the ring.  Refs from the back come help Donnie B to the back.  Raquel gets on the mic and yells over and over “All Hail the King.”  The show ends on that note.

More to come.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 05.01

Hello fans and welcome back to our latest installment.  Lots of news to cover so let’s get started. 

You may remember that the Mighty Casey lost the Media title to the new Internet Media Champion Zack Ryder due to interference from Dude Love.  The “Dudester” came out to cut a promo:

“Owww.  This is the Dudester Dude Love coming to you live and in person here….in Louisville, KY. (small  pop).  Many of you have asked me why I cost the Mighty Casey his title.  You know, the Dude is all about peace and love so in my defense, it was Casey who cost himself the match.  After the match, all I did was explain to him my best Bud’s (Cactus Jack) disappointment at being forced into retirement.  He asked me to come in and deal with the Mighty Casey.” 

All of a sudden, Casey hits the ring delivering an axe handle smash to the face of the Dudester.  They brawled for a bit until Dude Love killed the momentum with a well-placed DDT.  Dude then pulled out the “Love Handle” (his version of the Mandible Claw - ugh) and nailed Casey with it.  The refs hit the ring and Dude removed the handle and then left the ring.  Casey was helped from the ring.

The team of the Elitist Reid Rothchild, King Damian Sandow, Monopoly Jr and Ravishing Raquel then made their way down to the ring.  Reid took the mic.  “Shut Up!  Listen scumbags, you need to shut your pie holes when we are in your presence.  We deserve your attention and expect you to cower and know your place when we are in your presence.  King, the stage is yours.”  Reid then yielded the mic to Sandow. “I am your KING;  Bow before me.  (no one was bowing).   All of you are inferior to us but we will honor you with some news.  At this time, we are adding one additional member to our Elite group; this is a man who personifies excellence and we are pleased to welcome the newest member of our group…who just happens to be the European Champion…Magnus!”  Magnus makes his way down to the ring and shakes hands with Rothchild, Monopoly Jr, and Ravishing Raquel.  He gave a bow to King Damian Sandow and joined the team.  “First, I want to let our newest member Magnus know that we’ve invited him to join but he does need to earn his place.  We would like for you to have a match – albeit a non-title one, to prove your superiority.”  Magnus bowed and accepted the challenge.  Sandown continued “Raquel, I’d like you to do the honors next.” 

Raquel then spoke up “You are all here to witness the creation of a new team; one that is sure to change the face of the sport as it exists today.   It is my pleasure to introduce you to ‘Prestige Inc.’. They will be a force to be reckoned with.  Now stand up and honor this team who deserves nothing short than your unyielding adulation.” 

People stood up and booed and hissed and some even took to throwing stuff into the ring.

Donnie B then comes out to interrupt.  “Well, this is special. Before you all get cozy and such, I am here to issue a challenge for the remaining spot for the European title.  In fact, I would like to have it right here against the current champion Magnus.”  Master Bull then came out.  “Yes, I agree that the match needs to happen now and I want all the member of Prestige to remain at ringside.  But here is the kicker, if ANY of you interfere in any way, shape or form, including you, Mr. Elitist, there will be immediately disqualification and the match will automatically go to Donnie B.  Now, with that out of the way, let’s get this match started.”

Magnus began with an armwringer but Donnie B hit a neckbreaker an a 1 count on his pin attempt.  Donnie B then hit the Guerrero stomp on the champ and nails a clothesline.    Magnus hits a bodyslam but then gets tossed out of the ring.  He makes it back in at 8.  Magnus hits some British stomps but DB hits another neckbreaker and another 1 count.  Magnus ends the offense of DB with a nasty forearm uppercut and a toe kick to the midsection.  DB then tosses Magnus out of the ring and he is back in at 5.  Magnus hits another arm wringer and Donnie B hits a DDT.  Magnus gets DB up for a spinning Samoan drop but it is reversed into another DDT.  Magnus tries for a forearm uppercut but Donnie B gets out of the way.  He then hits a neckbreaker for a 2 count.   Magnus hits a flying knee smash but DB battles back with a flying dropkick. Magnus looks to be out of it.  Donnie B hits a DDT and makes the cover.  The ref counts 1…2…and just before the 3 count, Reid and Sandow jump on the apron and begin to beat down on Donnie B.  The ref calls for the DQ and awards the match to Donnie B.  All of a sudden, Mike “the Axe” Medley, BJ Whitmer and Mike Bennett hit the ring and clear Prestige Inc from the ring.

This brought out Master Bull again.  “I told you that if you interfered in this match that this would happen.  Now, because of this, Donnie B, you are next in line for a shot at Magnus’ title.  In fact, it will happen at the next show. 

 The next newsletter will have a face to face interview between MW3 and Mr. Wrestling 4.  This is expected to be a true slobberknocker.

More to come.  Stay tuned.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 04.05

Hello fans, we start off this issue with a small complaint from “The Original Big Daddy” Donnie B.  As noted in the last issue, Donnie B, if he posted some items to eBay for Master Bull, he would be granted the next title shot.  Well, he did as was asked (and Master Bull made some good money) but Donnie B did not get his title match.  We are sitting at our venue in Chicago IL waiting for today’s show to begin.  Donnie B got here early and had a long meeting with Master Bull.  It was determined that the main event today will be Donnie B getting his World title shot against CSWA World Champion Christian.  Also on today’s program has the Rock defending the HWF World title against Brock Lesnar in a rematch from Wrestlemania.  Also on the card will be additional rematches with AJ Styles taking on Randy Orton and Dean Ambrose vs Mr. Anderson. 

 

In non title matches, Ryback has challenged John Cena for his spot in line for the US title.  The King Damian Sandow takes on Mike “the Axe” Medley for his spot.  Mr Wrestling 4 makes his in-ring debut tonight also.  We also expect to hear from “The Elitist” Reid Rothchild tonight.

 

The first match starts off with The Axe making his way to the ring followed by King Damian Sandow.  Sandow was killing Medley for the majority of the match but after 12 minutes of getting beat down, he began to “Hulk” up and then heaved Sandow from the ring and into the audience.  Sandow got counted out awarding the match to Medley but Reid and Monopoly Jr hit the ring and beat Medley down.  Mike Bennett and BJ Whitmer hit the ring and Reid and MJr took off like scalded dogs.  Master Bull came out and said at the next show, there would be a 6 man battle with Reid, Sandow and MJr taking on Medley, Bennett, and BJ.

 

AJ vs Randy part II came next.  At Wrestlemania, Randy got the cheap win after handcuffing AJ and preventing him from making it back in before the 10 count.  AJ for whatever reason, seemed disinterested in the match.  He didn’t have much of an offense so that allowed Randy to control the match.  Randy hits an RKO but AJ kicks right out.  Randy then began pummeling Styles with rapid punches until AJ stopped moving.  He made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  As Styles tried to get up, Randy punted him in the head and AJ dropped like a rock.  The refs tried to help him up but he refused it and was barely able to make it to the back on his own.

 

AJ was met in the back by Clarkus Kentus.  Clarkus asked why AJ seemed to not care and he just glared at Clarkus and wandered off.

 

Mr.Wrestling 4 was up next making his in ring debut against Jinder Mahal from 3MB.  At the 12 minute mark, Jinder got tossed out of the ring and decided enough was enough and walked out.  All of a sudden, MW3 ran down to the ring and charged at MW4.  Mr. Wrestling 4 side stepped and MW3 went sailing past and right out of the ring.  MW4 and the fans had a great laugh at this.  MW3 yelled obscenities from ringside and made his way to the back.

 

Ryback and Cena were up next.  Cena wanted to shake Ryback’s hand before the match but he refused.  Ryback actually controlled the match with Cena struggling to keep up.  About 15 minutes into the match, both men were brawling on the outside of the ring.  Ryback got thrown back into the ring and Cena followed but Ryback was out again. The ref, for whatever reason, never stopped counting so as soon as Ryback left the ring, he was immediately counted out.  He was super pissed and grabbed a chair and brought it into the ring with him.  He swung at Cena and lost the chair.  Oops.  Cena grabbed it and went to swing it at Ryback who just punched it right out of John’s hands.  Holy Crap.  The two had a brief staredown until (surprisingly) John backed down. 

 

Donnie B came out next for his world title match against Christian.  Donnie B starts off with a flying dropkick on the unsuspecting champ.  He follows it up with an eye rake but Christian stops him with an Unprettier.  Donnie b tries for a neckbreaker but Christian nails the One Man Concerto for a 1 count.  DB came back and stopped the momentum with a well placed DDT.  Christian is back up and hits a diving European uppercut and DB hits a neckbreaker for a 2 count.    Christian tosses DB out of the ring but he is back in and hits the Lights Out Brainbuster for a 2 count.  Christian nails a falling inverted DDT but DB tosses him out of the ring for a 6 count.  Christian is back in and tosses DB out of the ring for a 9 count.  Donnie B tries for a flying dropkick  but Christian gets out of the way.  Donnie B manages a Guerrero stomp but Christian stops him with the Unprettier and a 2 count.  Donnie  B hits a superplex but Christian nails a springboard plancha and follows it up by tossing DB to the outside for a 4 count.  Donnie B and Christian then take it outside of the ring for a brawl and Donnie B, watching the count, makes it back in before the ref hits the 10 count.  Christian did not.  Donnie B wins the match but not the title. 

 

Dean Ambrose and Mr. Anderson were up next.  Anderson started off like a ball of fire and then fizzled out after the 2^nd minute.  Ambrose took over and beat Anderson down like a scalded dog.  After 20 minutes of a beatdown, Ambrose gets the win after pinning Anderson.

 

The main event is a rematch from Wrestlemania with Brock Lesnar taking on the HWF champ Rock.  Master Bull made his way out and said he didn’t want this one ending in a countout or other upset so the match was made into an “I Quit” match with no time limit.  Rock began with a  Rock Bottom and then applied the Figure four while holding the ropes.  Brock did not submit.  Rock then locked in a sharpshooter but again, Brock would not tap.  After some back and forth action, Brock hit a brutalizing backbreaker but the champ wouldn’t quit.  Some more action and then Brock gets Rock in a Grizzly bearhug but again, no tap out.  Rock started to get the upper hand again and was ready to hit a rock bottom in the middle of the ring but Brock, out of nowhere, locks in a triangle choke.  Rock was stuck with no place to go.  He began to fade.  The ref raised him arm once….twice…and on the 3^rd time, it fell.  Rock is out.  Brock Lesnar gets the win and is the NEW HWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.

 

Stay tuned for more to come.

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 04.04 – the fallout from Wrestlemania

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  In this issue, we recap the fallout from our successful PPV Wrestlemania. Master Bull came out and announced that the following wrestlers were now under Legend status (meaning that they will be used for PPV and feud enhancement but will not be in the title hunt):  Booker T, Hulk Hogan, Cactus Jack, Nigel McGuinnness, Taz, Jerry Lawler, William Regal, the Negronomicon and Tommy Dreamer.  Sting’s contract will be changed to a “part timer” meaning he will be eligible for title shots but will not be fully active.  Joe Jobber, Charlie Haas, and Superstar Billy Pearl were all dismissed.  RVD is in a unique situation as he is not retired but in the “real” world, he doesn’t  have a home (WWE, TNA, or ROH) so he is not allowed to wrestle in either the CSWA or HWF until he signs on somewhere.

 After the announcement, out comes Jimberg.  The Lil’ Bossman looks like he has something he wants to get off his chest so he meets Master Bull in the ring.  “You know, I had a great run.  I’m undefeated and was able to eliminate that jerkoff Joe Jobber once and for all.  Since my job is now done, I want to take this time to..”.  Jimberg was cut off by Master Bull.

 “Hang on a sec little guy.  I think I know where you are going but as the GM of both the CSWA and HWF, I can’t let that happen.  You see, I run the show; I make the rules; and most importantly, I decide when someone is done.  It is in my power right now to fire you for that abysmal performance at Wrestlemania but I won’t.  I won’t let you quit either.  So as of right now, I’m taking you off TV.   I’ll figure out something for you to do in this next chapter of your career.  You were right about one thing; your job taking out Joe Jobber is done but you are not done as far as I’m concerned.  I will come up with something for you to do that will provide enjoyment for the fans (and fill my pocket book in the process).  Now, with that said, get out of my ring as there are more announcements to be made.”

 

Jimberg, looking defeated and deflated, left the ring.  The next person out is Damian Sandow and he is carrying Jerry Lawler’s crown.  Sandow makes his way to the ring and asks for the mike.  “

 

“Thank you Master GM.  First, I am the awesome Damian Sandow.  I defeated the “fake King” Jerry Lawler.  I am the new King of the CSWA.  From this point forward, all of you maggots will refer to me as King Damian Sandow.  You will bow when I walk by.  You WILL show me the courtesy I deserve as your King and most importantly, there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.  I’ve given you maggots enough of my time.  I am through with you.”  Sandow then left the ring.

 

Master Bull took the mic back and said it was time for some matches.  He called out the first champ – newly crowned owner of the Western States Heritage title Magnus..  Magnus came down and brought a mic of his own.  “Now that I am the rightful owner of this title having dispensed of the imposter John Cena, I’m taking this time to let you all know that I am renaming this title.”  He looked to Master Bull as if for permission and with a nod, Magnus continued. “From this day forth, this title will now be known as the European Title.  I will represent this title as a honored member of the European continent and will do my people proud.”  Master Bull then announced that his opponent would be “The Elitist Reid Rothchild”.  Rothchild was escorted to the ring by his (now) valet Ravishing Raquel and “bodyguard” Mike “the Axe” Medley.   

Magnus controlled the majority of the match even though Reid got a few shots in.  At one point in the match, Reid hit a Rothchild Stunner and motioned for Medley to hold down Magnus’ leg.  He refused.  Reid hit a vicious eye rake on Magnus and as he tried to follow it up with a  Rothchild splash (stinger splash), he missed after Magnus ducked out of the corner.  Reid started hollering at Medley who shrunk away after the verbal abuse.  Magnus comes back and after hitting a devastating kick to the midsection, followed it up by some British stomps and made the cover for the 1-2-3.   As the pin was happening, Reid was motioning for Axe to get involved and break up the pin but he never got in.  After the match, Reid began verbally abusing Medley and even slapped him across the face.  Well, that right there awoke a sleeping giant.  Medley began to “Hulk” up (including the finger point) and Reid saw the writing on the wall and bailed.  Medley, with smoke coming from his ears, screamed at Reid as he and Raquel both backed away wide-eyed.  Medley eventually left the ring to the cheering of the fans.

 

Up next was The Mighty Casey defending his newly won Media title against the “Internet Champ” Zack Ryder.  Before the match began, Master Bull declared that the Media title and Ryder’s “Internet” title would be combined into one.  The match began with Ryder on fire and Casey struggling to keep up.  Ryder hit numerous double axehandle smashes while Casey resulting to trying to remove Zack’s head with a chair.  Casey looked to the audience and was in shock.  There, making his way to the ring was DUDE LOVE jiving his way to the ring.  A distracted Casey falls victim to a senton bomb and then a double axe handle smash.  Ryder makes the cover and gets the win.  Zack Ryder has become the NEW INTERNET MEDIA CHAMPION.  Dude Love then got in the ring and hit an inverted DDT on Casey.  Dude Love left the ring looking for high 5’s from the fans but they just booed him.
 

In the back, Master Bull asked Donnie B to do him a favor.  He needs some items posted on eBay and he does not have a Paypal account.  Donnie B says he will do this if Master Bull will grant him his World title shot against Christian today.  Master Bull says that if the sellable items get posted asap, he can have his shot tonight.  Donnie B got hard to work.

 

King Damian Sandow wanted to get back in the title hunt and was told that since there were 2 vacancies for the European title that he would have to wrestle one person currently on that list and if he defeated him, he would gain a shot at the belt.  The names were drawn at random and the name picked as his opponent is Santino.  The King didn’t waste any time and in only 6 minutes, got the win.  The King is now back in line for a title shot.

A vignette airs and it is our resident masked man MW3.  The room is dark. A single light bulb is swinging.   Under the light is a Steel Chair.

“Welcome to my world.  The shadows. This is where you people put me.  I was a favorite, when I was winning. You cheered me.  Wanted to shake my hand and take my picture. Kids looked up to me. 

I gave you "fans" 110%. Heart....soul....blood.  And for what?  Your adulation?  Your fandom?

But, I get hurt....lose a match.  Strain my back....lose a few more....twist my knee and lose a few more. Take a concussion from some chair shots and lose another. 

And you tuned on me. You fair weather fans. You babbling sycophants. You sheep.  You couldn't support me when I needed you, no you just move on to another stooge and cheered him. All because I lost a few matches while I was injured. 

(Sits on chair)

Now I reject you. All of you. You smelly drooling masses and your snot nosed brats you bring. You fat, lazy soft bodies who couldn't lace my boots much less than hold my jock strap.  I don't need or want you or your fandom.  Your sniveling and groveling, begging for my time.  I don't need ANY of you.

This is the MW3 Revenge Tour.  Destination pain.  Your driver....me. The passengers....any of the slack jawed jack-wagons in the back.....that's right...you o called superstars....you paper champions....day one starts now.  Victim one......follow me.

(Walks to a post where the Negronomicon is there, handcuffed to a chain bolted to the floor.)

My old friend and partner....you failure. You couldn't save your own ass....your job, and now, for your failures as my former tag partner years ago....you will feel my wrath.

(Takes steel chair and hit N upside the head, sending him to the ground.  Beats him savagely with the chair 8 times more)

Sit conscious....good.....  (Throws chair and hits N with the Oriental Spike....repeatedly, about 5 times. N howls in pain and begs for MW3 to stop)

Victim one, punished and defeated. Next.....”

(MW3 walks off camera.  The lights go dim....darkening, leaving N groaning in pain....just before it goes dark.....MW3 attacks again. With the Oriental Spike, driving it in viciously and holding it there for sometime as N screams in agony.  Finally HWF and CSWA security arrive to pull a crazed MW3 off N, who has thankfully passed out from the pain.). 

MW3 then made his way to the ring followed by a furious Master Bull.  “How dare you!  This is my show and I won’t have some loose cannon running around attacking people.  It doesn’t matter too much since I just canned Negronomicon but I’m very temped to give him a new contract just for this.”  MW3 then got into Master Bull’s face and grabbed him by the collar “Loose cannon?  I’m a loose cannon?  I’ll show you exactly what this loose cannon will do to your face.”  All of a sudden, a new masked wrestler hits the ring and delivers the MW2 kneelift to MW3 and he goes flying out of the ring.  He then took off through the crowd.

Master Bull adjusted his collar and asked for a mic.  “You dare lay your hands on me you HACK.  I should fire you right now on the spot.”  The new masked man asked for the mic. 

 

“For all of you who don’t know who I am, my name is Mr. Wrestling 4 – the one true heir to one of Wrestling’s past greats.  I am here to bring honor back to the name of Mr. Wrestling.  I do this for you, the fans, so that you can truly see what my so called predecessor has become.  He may not know who I am but he and I have a past. 

I am here because back in the day, we were brothers. We were a couple of young bucks making our way in the world working for one of the biggest corporations in the world.  His ego grew (as well as his gut) and soon, he outgrew our team.  He thought himself so superior to the rest of us that when the time came to support his team, he turned his back on us, just like he did with you, the fans.  Master Bull reached out and asked if I’d come in and do something about him.  It looks like I got here in the nick of time.  I pledge, to all of you here and around the world, that I will rid our federations of this menace and have you once again cheer the name of Mr. Wrestling.”  The fans cheered as MW4 shook the hand of Master Bull.  He is now the newest member of our wrestling family.  They left the ring together. (camera pans to the audience where MW3 is waving his fist at the newcomer)

 

“The Elitist” Reid Rothchild and his valet Ravishing Raquel make their way back down to the ring.  Raquel is carrying a bag over her shoulder.  Reid is back in the ring and gets a mic.  “You are all pond scum; corrupted and misguided.  You know, I deserve better.  I am the Elitist.  You should all be worshiping the ground I walk on but instead, you boo and hiss.”  He looks around and continues “You’ll notice that I don’t have that worthless piece of crap Medley following me around like a lost puppy dog anymore.  In fact, in the back, I think I found a new partner; someone who truly is on my level.  I introduce you to my new tag team partner…..”The King Damian Sandow”!  Sandow makes his way to the ring in his robe and crown.  They shake hands as equals.  “One could not ask for a better partner.  With the King at my side, we will be unstoppable.  We will rule the HWF and CSWA.  No one will be able to stop us.  The King has his crown and now I have a true championship that lives up to me.  Raquel, if you will.”  Ravishing Raquel then took the item out of the bag and unveiled the NEW Elitist Championship.  She held it up and showed it to the crowd. (we took a picture and it is below).  She then attached it around his waist and raised the arm of the new Elitist Champion.  Sandow joined in.  I guess we have ourselves a new team.

Master Bull comes out again mockingly applauding Reid’s announcement.  “Ok, so it appears that you want to bring in your own belt since you can’t win one on your own.  Ok, I’ll give you that.  You also want to create a new team with our King Damian Sandow.  Again, Ok.  But I have to tell you that your team is incomplete.  You need one more member to round things down.  Let me introduce you to the newest member of your team…Monopoly Jr!  Out comes the former Jimberg now all decked out in a 3 piece suit.  He makes his way to the ring where he is welcomed by Rothchild and Sandow.  He even got a hug from Ravishing Raquel. The four of them celebrated in the ring and then all left together.    

Reid creates the “elite” title. XC (on the side plates) stand for X-traordinary Champion

 

Stay tuned for more.