Sunday, May 5, 2013

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 05.04



Hello fans.  Thanks for coming back.   In his last interview, Mr Wrestling 4 has promised to bring an end to the destruction being spun on us by MW3 but will he be able to act fast enough before MW3 finds another victim?

Devon also asked for his title shot granting the Dudley’s a World tag team title match against the Hardy’s for later this evening.  Master Bull granted it.  Devon did ask for one small concession…he wanted this to be a “Tables, Ladders and Chairs” match.  Master Bull agreed to the stipulation.

The Internet Media Champion Zack Ryder came out.  He said that it was unfortunate on what happened to the Mighty Casey but as soon as he was well, he’d grant him the title match.  Master Bull then came out and said he had to call bullshit.  He showed a tape that had Zack Ryder paying off Dude Love!  What the heck?  Master Bull said that when he showed this to Casey, he was a tad upset but he asked him to hold that in and save it.  Ryder looked a little relieved until Master Bull told him the belt had to be defended.  The opponent would be Antonio Cesaro.  Before the match could begin, Ryder produced a document that showed that due to him defending his Internet title online, his time was limited to only 15 minutes.  The document he had guaranteed that none of his matches could last more than 15 minutes while the Internet Champ.  Master Bull informed him that since the Internet Championship and the Media Championships were combined, that bull would be out the window but since he didn’t know about it until now, he would let it slide for this one match only. 

The bell rang and Cesaro began to beat Ryder from piller to post trying for a pin every chance he could get.  Ryder kept bailing from the ring in an effort to take the match to the time limit.  Finally, the bell rang signaling the end of the match and it was declared a draw.  Ryder was relieved and bailed from the ring.  Master bull has other plans though. “Now that we got that bull out of the way, Cesaro, this match was bull so I will figure out how to make it up to you.  If you are willing to go on loan over to the HWF, I’ll add you in for an X-Division title shot (Cesaro agreed).  Now, Zack, meet your real opponent for the night.”  Out from the back comes The Mighty Casey who charges and tackles Ryder.  Ryder fights him off and then tosses him into the ringside post.  He then bails out through the crowd.

Master Bull promises that the next title shot goes to the Mighty Casey and Ryder had best be prepared since it will be a Last Man Standing match for the title. This prompted Dean Ambrose to come out.  Dean claimed that there is no room for any more title shots as he gets the last one.  “Ok, then.  You get to defend your title shot against the Mighty Casey.  The winner gets that match.”  Ambrose stopped for a sec and then tried to backpedal but to no avail. 

In the back, the King Damian Sandow was talking to Lord Tensai.  Sandow was using his influence to give Tensai a title shot and if successful, could earn himself a spot in Prestige Inc.  Lord Tensai said he was humbled to be given such an offer but mentioned to his royalness that Donnie B had also solicited a shot at the vacated spot.  The King left to go work his magic and came back shortly letting Tensai know that the winner of the match will win the vacated spot.   

Samoa Joe challenged Kazarian for his title shot.  In 13 minutes, the large Samoan eliminated Kazarian and now has his spot.

Donnie B takes on Lord Tensai for the vacated US title shot.  Lord Tensai controlled the majority of the match but Donnie b kept coming back.  About 20 minutes into the match, his worshipfulness came down to scope the match.  This is when Donnie B turned up the heat and started to take the fight to Tensai.  At 24 minutes, Donnie B had hit Lord Tensai with a brainbuster and as he was going for the pin, Sandow pulled Donnie B off of Tensai.  The ref of course saw this and immediately disqualified Tensai and awarded the shot to Donnie B.  A frustrated Tensai left the ring. 

Donnie B got on the mic “Joe, I know you just won your shot but I’ve got to say, I think you are more qualified than I to go after bigger and better belts.  I want to make you an offer.  I will give you my US title shot in exchange for your European title shot…an even trade.  What do you think?”  Joe made his way out and didn’t say a word.  All he did was shake Donnie B’s hand.  Donnie B is back in the European title shot picture while Samoa Joe is now in line for a shot at the US title.

The Mighty Casey took on Dean Ambrose for his title shot. Master Bull made this one a “No DQ”.  Casey and Ambrose battled back and forth for 18 minutes.  Ambrose then sacrificed himself and with a double haymaker, took him and Casey to the floor.  Both were visibly shaken up.  All of a sudden, Zack Ryder comes down as the ref is making the count and tosses Ambrose back in the ring just as the ref hits 10.  Ambrose gets the win via Countout.  Ryder is all happy with himself.  A very pissed off Master Bull comes out and tells Ryder he is suspended without pay for 2 weeks.  Ryder can’t believe this.  MB tells him that once his suspension is lifted, he will undoubtedly face the Mighty Casey and it will take place in the confines of a steel cage.

Our main event of the night has the Dudleys taking on the Hardys for the World Tag Team titles.  The Dudleys come out looking lean and mean.  The Hardys look like they had a rough night.  The staff bring out and set up the tables, ladders and chairs.  Master Bull comes out and lets us know that this will have no time limit.  The Shield make their way out with steel chairs and sit down at the top of the ramp as to enjoy this match.  Master Bull, before leaving, warns them not to interfere during the match as it will cost them their title match.  As soon as Master Bull leaves, the Shield hit the ring and attack the Hardys.  They use the steel chairs they brought with them to weaken the champs.  As they were leaving, Rollins exclaimed “Hey, it wasn’t DURING the match.”  Bubba tries for a back body splash but Jeff moves out of the way. Matt and Devon both tag in.  Bubba is back in and knocks Matt down.  Devon goes to the top of the ladder and drops an elbow drop.  Matt is really hurt. Somehow he gets up and delivers a dropkick from the top rope but it does him more harm than Devon.  Devon picks up a chair and takes nails Matt in the head.  He collapses.  Bubba yells for the table.  Jeff is double teamed and then put through the table.  He is not moving. Devon takes the chair again and smashes Matt with it.  He makes the cover and the ref counts 1…2….3.  The Dudley’s are the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!  The Shield hit the ring and attack the Dudleys.  They immediately invoke their title match. The Dudleys beat the living hell out of the Shield for 24 minutes.  Ambrose comes down and distracts Devon while Bubba gets hit with a belly to back Urange through a table that was brought in.  They discard the table quickly and Reigns makes the cover and the resulting 3 count means we once again have NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.

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