Sunday, May 5, 2013

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 05.02



Hello fans.  With the exception of one interview, this issue will recap actual matches. 

The first match on the card is for the vacated #10 IC title spot with Dolph Ziggler taking on Justin Gabriel.  Ziggler immediately nails a Zig Zag bulldog for a pin attempt but only gets a 2 count.  As Gabriel makes it to his feet, Dolph locks in a sleeperhold.  Justin passes out.  Dolph wins the match and takes the vacated #10 spot.  Ziggler immediately got on the mic and called down IC champion James Storm.  Before Storm can make an appearance, out comes the Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle.  Angle talks about how he is next in line arguing with Ziggler and out comes the Cowboy.  Storm gets in the ring and tries to further push the buttons of the two challengers.  They look at each other and then both attack Storm.  Storm makes it out of the ring.  Angle, satisfied that they are united, turns around into a jumping DDT from Ziggler.  Ziggler leaves but only after screaming that he will be the next IC champion.

Up next has the Mighty Casey heading to the ring.  He gets on the mic and asks for a rematch against Ryder.  Ryder makes his way down and agrees to give Casey a rematch.  Before the match can begin, Dude Love runs in and attacks Casey.  He is planted with a DDT and then hits the Love Handle.  Dude leaves the ring with a mocking of the “bang bang” but just smiles at the camera, waves and leaves.  It looks like this match will be postponed.

The cameras were out in the parking lot capturing interviews with fans when Randy Orton appeared.  He went out and shook the hands of the fans and chatted with a few.  Out of nowhere, he is attacked by AJ Styles.  It was happenstance that Master Bull was out there when this happened and called for a ref.  He immediately signaled for a match to take place.  It would be AJ vs Randy III in a Parking Lot Brawl.

AJ started off trying for the Styles Clash but Randy reversed it and hit an RKO for a one count.  Randy then poked him in the eye but AJ then hit a Pontiac piledriver on the hood of a car.  He made a cover but only got a 2 count.  AJ then tried to strangle Randy with a seat belt but Randy hits another RKO for only a 1 count.  AJ battles back quickly by hitting a heads first smash through a windshield drawing blood.  He makes a cover but only gets a 2.  Randy is wearing the crimson mask.  He battles back with some rapid punches but AJ hits an armlock facebuster.  Randy throws some more rapid punches which are met by 3 gut busters.  Randy tries for a rollup holding onto tights but AJ kicks out at 2.  AJ is up and hits a backflip kick.  He tries for another gut buster but gets the RKO.  A weak Randy tries for a cover but AJ kicks out at 2.  Randy pokes AJ in the eye and AJ delivers a Styles Clash.  He is not able to make the cover.  Rapid punches from Randy are met by an armlock facebuster from AJ.  AJ nails a spin kick that Randy is not able to block.  Randy, in a haze, tries to (what he think is) throw AJ from the ring (there is no ring) and AJ hits a Styles Clash for a 1 count.   Randy is back up and hits the Orton stomp.  AJ tries for a spin kick but it is reversed and Randy then tries to whip AJ with the car antennae but AJ gets away.  AJ begins to “hulk” up.  He hits a Styles Clash but Randy delivers the Pontiac piledriver on the car hood.  Randy makes the cover and somehow, AJ kicks out at 2.  AJ then hits a Styles Clash and then nails Randy in the head with the car door.  He makes the cover and gets the 1..2..3.  AJ Styles gets the win.  After the match, Clarkus Kentus tries to talk to him but he just stares back and walks off.

Prestige Inc was making their way into the arena and The Elitist Reid Rothchild stopped by a camera and stated that if he was the one in charge, he would not be allowing the inmates to run the asylum.  He would use his superior brain power to properly run and manage the federation.  “In fact, Prestige Inc is the Ultimate power in “this” universe and we intend to properly display it.”  They then made their way inside.

Due to the overwhelming demand to have actual matches, Master Bull decided to postpone the MW3/Mr Wrestling 4 interview until the next posting.

Up next has the newly crowned North American Champion Cody Rhodes defending it against Daniel Bryan.  The champ held his own for the first 12 minutes of the match but then Bryan took over.  Daniel began to demolish him until Cody turned the tide with a well placed groin kick behind the ref’s back.  He went back on the offensive until an MMA knockout punch from Bryan almost emptied Cody’s mouth of all his teeth.  A very dazed and confused Rhodes walked into a roaring elbow shot from Daniel and he made the cover.  The ref counted 1…2…3.  Daniel Bryan is the winner of the match and the NEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION.

The Miz is up next defending the title he won from Daniel Bryan, the X-division title against Crimson.  The Miz dominated the match but he just couldn’t keep Crimson down for the 3 count.  This went on for 20 minutes until finally, an exhausted Crimson fell victim to the Skull Crushing Finale and a 3 count.  The Miz is successful in his first title defense. 

In the back, a very pissed off Cody Rhodes interrupts The Miz during an interview.  Miz invites Cody to try for a shot at his belt and promises to do the same to Rhodes as he just did to Crimson.  Rhodes had to be removed from the interview area.

In the back, Prestige Inc is having a confab on how to deal with Magnus’ title defense against Donnie B.  The King mentioned that Donnie B should never have beaten him as he is European upper class.  Magnus apologized for the lack of focus and promised it would never happen again.  They are interrupted by Master Bull.  The King, Magnus and Monopoly Jr all left leaving Reid and Raquel.  Master Bull seems to have an issue with Prestige Inc and Reid Rothchild in particular taking “power” that is not his to control.  “Listen up Bull****, I am level III top dog around here.  I am the best at what I do and my wealth and power are proof of that.”  “You want to see what ‘power’ really looks like?  Guess what ‘boy’; you get to defend that pretty little belt of yours in the ring.  Yep, lets see if ‘The Elitist’ really can defend a title, even one he made it up on his own” replied Master Bull.  “What, are you kidding me?  This belt signifies I am the best here.  I don’t have to prove it to anyone, especially you.  And what makes you think that a lowly piece of garbage like you can tell me what to do?”  Master Bull tapped his finger on his chin contemplating his next answer.  “I’ll tell you who.  Your Boss.  The head honcho.  The man who is running this whole show is the man who has more power than you can even possibly dream of.  And, on top of it all, guess who you get to ‘defend’ your title against?  Come on, take a guess.  No, well, next week, you will get to find out.”  Master Bull then left.  Raquel assured Reid that he had nothing to worry about but Reid wasn’t so sure.

Next, King Damian Sandow comes out with the European Champion Magnus to support him in this match against Donnie B.  Magnus begins the match with a kick to the midsection and Donnie B hits a superplex.  Magnus kicks him in the gut again and then gets tossed out of the ring.  He has a chat with the King who slips him a foreign object.  Magnus is back in at 6.  Magnus stops the offense with a beautiful forearm uppercut and then hits a slingshot elbow drop.  Donnie B tosses him out again and after a brief confab with the King, he is back in at 6.  Magnus hits a bodyslam and yes, again, is tossed out of the ring.  Magnus is back in and hits a spinning Samoan Drop and a toe kick to the midsection.  Magnus begins to taunt Donnie B who levels him with a  Bitch Slap.  Magnus’ eyes go all wide.  He hits a forearm uppercut but when he sees it didn’t faze him, he bails out of the ring.  As he tries to get back in, Donnie B hits a DDT.  Magnus is up quick and hits an armwringer and a flying knee smash.  The King then tosses a chair in the ring but it is intercepted by Donnie B.  The King doesn’t see DB take it as he was trying to distract the ref so Magnus could use it.  Nope, Donnie B nails Magnus with the chair.  He then hits a Lights out Brainbuster and follows it up with a Guerrero stomp.  The ref turns around and sees DB making the cover.  He counts 1…2…3.  Donnie B wins the match and is the NEW EUROPEAN CHAMPION.

Immediately, Sandow shows a copy of a contract guaranteeing him a title match with a ref of his choosing.  He chose Magnus as his ref.  An unsuspecting Donnie B hears the bell and is attacked by the King.  Donnie B held his own but the longer the match went on, the more he slowed down.  As the match was nearing the 15 minute mark, Donnie B was exhausted.  Sandow, realizing this, nails a spinning elbow drop on the champ.  He makes the cover and Magnus (counting just a little fast) counts 1..2...3.  King Damian Sandow is now the NEW EUROPEAN CHAMPION.  Good Gravy.  Magnus then takes Donnie B and dumps him out of the ring.  Reid, Raquel and Monopoly Jr all make it down to the ring.  The belt is placed around the waist of the King.  Ticker tape falls from the ceiling as Sandow parades around the ring.  Refs from the back come help Donnie B to the back.  Raquel gets on the mic and yells over and over “All Hail the King.”  The show ends on that note.

More to come.

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