Hello fans and welcome back to our latest installment. Lots of news to cover so let’s get
started.
You may remember that the Mighty Casey lost the Media title
to the new Internet Media Champion Zack Ryder due to interference from Dude
Love. The “Dudester” came out to cut a
promo:
“Owww. This is the
Dudester Dude Love coming to you live and in person here….in Louisville, KY.
(small pop). Many of you have asked me why I cost the
Mighty Casey his title. You know, the
Dude is all about peace and love so in my defense, it was Casey who cost
himself the match. After the match, all
I did was explain to him my best Bud’s (Cactus Jack) disappointment at being
forced into retirement. He asked me to
come in and deal with the Mighty Casey.”
All of a sudden, Casey hits the ring delivering an axe
handle smash to the face of the Dudester.
They brawled for a bit until Dude Love killed the momentum with a well-placed
DDT. Dude then pulled out the “Love
Handle” (his version of the Mandible Claw - ugh) and nailed Casey with it. The refs hit the ring and Dude removed the
handle and then left the ring. Casey was
helped from the ring.
The team of the Elitist Reid Rothchild, King Damian Sandow,
Monopoly Jr and Ravishing Raquel then made their way down to the ring. Reid took the mic. “Shut Up!
Listen scumbags, you need to shut your pie holes when we are in your
presence. We deserve your attention and
expect you to cower and know your place when we are in your presence. King, the stage is yours.” Reid then yielded the mic to Sandow. “I am
your KING; Bow before me. (no one was bowing). All of you are inferior to us but we will
honor you with some news. At this time,
we are adding one additional member to our Elite group; this is a man who personifies
excellence and we are pleased to welcome the newest member of our group…who
just happens to be the European Champion…Magnus!” Magnus makes his way down to the ring and
shakes hands with Rothchild, Monopoly Jr, and Ravishing Raquel. He gave a bow to King Damian Sandow and
joined the team. “First, I want to let
our newest member Magnus know that we’ve invited him to join but he does need
to earn his place. We would like for you
to have a match – albeit a non-title one, to prove your superiority.” Magnus bowed and accepted the challenge. Sandown continued “Raquel, I’d like you to do
the honors next.”
Raquel then spoke up “You are all here to witness the
creation of a new team; one that is sure to change the face of the sport as it
exists today. It is my pleasure to introduce you to ‘Prestige
Inc.’. They will be a force to be reckoned with. Now stand up and honor this team who deserves
nothing short than your unyielding adulation.”
People stood up and booed and hissed and some even took to
throwing stuff into the ring.
Donnie B then comes out to interrupt. “Well, this is special. Before you all get
cozy and such, I am here to issue a challenge for the remaining spot for the
European title. In fact, I would like to
have it right here against the current champion Magnus.” Master Bull then came out. “Yes, I agree that the match needs to happen
now and I want all the member of Prestige to remain at ringside. But here is the kicker, if ANY of you
interfere in any way, shape or form, including you, Mr. Elitist, there will be
immediately disqualification and the match will automatically go to Donnie B. Now, with that out of the way, let’s get this
match started.”
Magnus began with an armwringer but Donnie B hit a
neckbreaker an a 1 count on his pin attempt.
Donnie B then hit the Guerrero stomp on the champ and nails a
clothesline. Magnus hits a bodyslam
but then gets tossed out of the ring. He
makes it back in at 8. Magnus hits some
British stomps but DB hits another neckbreaker and another 1 count. Magnus ends the offense of DB with a nasty
forearm uppercut and a toe kick to the midsection. DB then tosses Magnus out of the ring and he
is back in at 5. Magnus hits another arm
wringer and Donnie B hits a DDT. Magnus
gets DB up for a spinning Samoan drop but it is reversed into another DDT. Magnus tries for a forearm uppercut but
Donnie B gets out of the way. He then
hits a neckbreaker for a 2 count. Magnus hits a flying knee smash but DB
battles back with a flying dropkick. Magnus looks to be out of it. Donnie B hits a DDT and makes the cover. The ref counts 1…2…and just before the 3
count, Reid and Sandow jump on the apron and begin to beat down on Donnie B. The ref calls for the DQ and awards the match
to Donnie B. All of a sudden, Mike “the
Axe” Medley, BJ Whitmer and Mike Bennett hit the ring and clear Prestige Inc
from the ring.
This brought out Master Bull again. “I told you that if you interfered in this
match that this would happen. Now,
because of this, Donnie B, you are next in line for a shot at Magnus’
title. In fact, it will happen at the
next show.
The next newsletter
will have a face to face interview between MW3 and Mr. Wrestling 4. This is expected to be a true slobberknocker.
More to come. Stay
tuned.
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