Hello fans and welcome back to another installment of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter. Tonight, the Albano Mafia continues their dominance with the Ladies Champion Luciana Albano taking on Goldie Locks with her title at stake. Hardcore Champion Mr. X figured he’d get one on HCW management so he just decided to no-show tonight’s show. GM Max McGillicutty has fined Mr. X $10,000 for not showing up for his appearance since he had to go track down last minute replacements. The Flaggship is also in action with Zack ‘Commando’ Brown and ‘The Bounty Hunter’ Jake Montrose taking 2 members from the Muscles Trio.
Pyro
goes off kicking off tonight’s event and out comes Matches Malone. He makes his way to the ring and takes a
mic. He says that he was THIS close to
winning the World Title (actually, he wasn’t) and said that Jack Lumber’s
appearance during his match cost him the title.
Jack Lumber comes out to his standard music and after a brief stop at
the Lumber Lounge, he makes his way into the ring. He tells Malone he had nothing to do with the
loss but Matches won’t listen. He begins
to shove Jack and says that he knows Jack is getting a future title shot at
Prophet and says Jack doesn’t deserve it.
He says he wants to challenge Jack right here, right now for that
upcoming spot. Malone says he will
defeat Lumber and will get his rematch against the Wicked Prophet. Jack realizes he can’t argue with Malone any
longer and removes his jacket for the match to begin.
Match #1: Jack Lumber vs Matches Malone (with Jack’s
future title shot on the line).
The
match begins with Malone hitting Jack with an overhead right and Jack hits the
Axe. Jack goes for the pin but Matches
kicks right out. Jack kicks Malone in
the gut but Malone hits the Lights Out and goes for a pin and gets a 1
count. Jack chops Malone in the chest
(Wooooooo) and Matches hits the overhead rights. Jack hits a stiff uppercut and Malone hits
the Lights Out.
Just
then, World Champion the Wicked Prophet comes and both men got distracted. Jack began yelling at Prophet and Malone
attacked him. Malone hits the Lights Out
again. Jack hits an elbow smash but
Malone nails a chokeslam. He goes for
the cover but Jack kicks out at 2. Malone distracts the ref and Prophet nails
Jack with the SMITE! Malone then locks
in a sleeperhold and immediately turns it into a pin and get the 1-2-3. HOLY CRAP!
Jack just lost his World title shot against Wicked Prophet. Malone smiles as he has his hand raised in
victory. Wicked Prophet begins laughing
and almost falls over knowing he pulled one over on his nemesis. Lumber is in the ring stewing. GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says he saw
everything that has transpired and says Prophet is not going to get away with
it. Max says that next week, Lumber and
Malone will square off once more time but this time, it will take place within
the confines of a steel cage to prevent any outside interference. Jack appears happy with that whereas Prophet
was not. Eventually, all 3 men left the
ring.
Next,
Blake ‘Oak Tree’ Hill comes out and gets in the ring. He calls out Col. Flagg for interfering in
his last match. Col. Flagg comes out
with the rest of the Flaggship in tow.
Flagg says he’ll take the match but his team will be there to watch his
back. Blake says he doesn’t care and
tells the ref to start the match.
Match #2: Col. Flagg w/ the Flaggship (Zack Brown and
Jake Montrose) vs Blake Hill
In the opening moments of the match,
both competitors traded blows, each determined to gain the upper hand. Blake
managed to execute a powerful Standing Bodyblock, sending Flagg reeling, but
the Colonel quickly countered with a defensive maneuver, scoring some points of
his own.
As the match progressed, Flagg's
underhanded tactics became increasingly apparent, with his cronies at ringside
providing ample distraction. Despite this, Blake fought valiantly, absorbing
punishment and delivering devastating moves like the Ringrope Clothesline and
Swinging Neckbreaker.
The Flaggship's interference
continued throughout the match, with Jake Montrose occasionally getting
involved, much to the frustration of Blake. However, Col. Flagg made sure to
keep his main enforcer, Zack 'Commando' Brown, on the sidelines, only allowing
him to watch the action unfold.
Despite enduring a relentless
assault from Flagg, Blake refused to stay down, countering with moves like the
Avalanche and Bearhug, much to the crowd's delight. However, Flagg's calculated
attacks eventually took their toll, culminating in a decisive Dropkick that
secured the victory for the Colonel.
Jake
Montrose jumps into the ring and helps Flagg continue to beat down Blake. Zack remains on the outside, observing.
GM
Max McGillicutty comes back out and says that since the rest of the Flaggship
was at ringside, they can get ready as their match is up NOW. The music hits and out comes the Muscles
Trio. Thorpe, Weasley, and McGuire all
come out and they are wearing their rainbow colored bull horns and have their
boxes of Booty O’s cereal that they give out to kids at ringside. They make their way to the ring. Max says as long as Flagg is staying at
ringside, all 3 members of the trio can be there also.
Match #3: Muscles McGuire and Muscles Weasley w/
Muscles Thorpe vs Zack Brown and Jake Montrose w/ Col Flagg.
For
the first 12 minutes of the match, Zack Brown was allowed to do his thing and
he definitely held his own until Flagg told him to tag Montrose in. Zack wasn’t happy about it but did as he was
told. Montrose came in but he didn’t
perform as well. After a quick double
team, Zack called for the tag and got back in to the ring. He only got a couple of minutes in before he
was ordered out of the ring again by Flagg.
Montrose seemed like he would have been ok getting some needed rest but
he also did what Flagg told him.
Montrose fought off multiple double teams by the Muscles but managed to
hold his own and impress Flagg. Before
anyone realized it, the bell rang bringing this 30 minute bout to a time limit
draw. Flagg then got in the ring and it
looked like he was going attack the Muscles but Thorpe got in there and Flagg
then stood down. He ordered the
Flaggship to make their way to the back.
Eventually both teams made their way to the back without further
interaction.
We
cut to backstage where Goldie Locks is being interviewed. She states that she knows Luciana is one of
the most dangerous people she’s ever seen and she is ready but is not
underestimating the champ in any way.
She says the fans will back her and will lead to victory.
Match #4: Negropolis vs OP Cunningham
For
the next match, OP Cunningham comes out first to a nice pop from the fans. He makes his way to the ring and climbs
in. He waits for his opponent but doesn’t
wait for long as Negropolis makes his way out.
The fans boo the crap out of him but he doesn’t care. He tunes out ‘the humanoids’ (as he calls the
fans) and climbs methodically into the ring.
He paces the ring all the while staring at OP. The bell rings and this one gets started
right away.
The crowd roared with excitement as
the match between the dastardly Negropolis and the beloved Otis Peabody (OP)
Cunningham kicked off. From the outset, Negropolis displayed his brute strength
and cunning, executing devastating maneuvers like the Doom Bomb and Arm Whip of
Doom, quickly gaining an advantage over OP.
Despite the relentless assault from
Negropolis, OP refused to back down, fighting back with everything he had. With
each blow exchanged, the crowd rallied behind OP, urging him on to victory.
As the match reached its climax,
Negropolis seemed poised to secure the win with his signature move, the Black
Doom. But just as he went in for the final blow, the arena erupted as Duke
Knight, a rival of Negropolis, emerged from the backstage area.
Distracted by the unexpected arrival
of Duke Knight, Negropolis faltered for a moment, allowing OP to capitalize on
the opportunity. With the crowd on their feet, OP executed a spectacular
Caterpillar Jumping Elbow Drop, pinning Negropolis for the three-count.
OP
gets the win in this 14 minute match and we know that this is not over between
Duke and Negropolis.
We
cut to the backstage area where the Ladies Champion Luciana Albano is with her
manager Pierre Boulay. Pierre says he
speaks for the champ when he says that Luciana is the most DOMINATE female
wrestler ever to step foot into a ring.
She is more dominant than Chyna was; more dominant than Ronda. Luciana is the TRUE 9th Wonder of
the World and anyone who steps in the ring with her will come to know that
POWER. Tonight, Goldie becomes just
another victim.
Match #5: the Main Event: Ladies Title Match Luciana Albano vs Goldie
Locks.
Goldie
Locks comes out first to a huge pop from the crowd. She interacts with the fans and makes her way
into the ring. She exudes an air of
confidence but with a hint of uncertainty.
The music changes and out comes the Ladies Champion Luciana Albano with
her manager Pierre Boulay. The duo are
booed heavily as they slowly and methodically walk to the ring. Luciana climbs into the ring and holds her
title high. She eventually hands it to
the ref and the match begins.
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Pierre
Boulay executes a KICK FOE IN THE RIBS....
Goldie
Locks (f) attempts to defend against KICK FOE IN THE RIBS but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Luciana
Albano (f) executes a Belly to Back Pendulum Facebuster....
Goldie
Locks (f) attempts to defend against Belly to Back Pendulum Facebuster but is
unsuccessful.
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Luciana
Albano (f) executes a Riptide Pumphandle Bomb....
Goldie
Locks (f) executes a TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS....
=====
In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Pierre
Boulay executes a HOLD FOE FOR ATTACK....
Goldie
Locks (f) executes a LOCK BREAKER....
Goldie
Locks (f) is on defense for 3 more rounds.
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Luciana
Albano (f) executes a Vertical Suplex....
Goldie
Locks (f) absorbs the punishment.
Luciana
Albano (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Goldie
Locks (f) kicks out of the pin!
Goldie
Locks (f) is on defense for 2 more rounds.
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Luciana
Albano (f) executes a Apron Somersault Senton....
Goldie
Locks (f) absorbs the punishment.
Goldie
Locks (f) is on the outside. The ref
begins the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...
Goldie
Locks (f) makes it back into the ring at the 6 count.
Goldie
Locks (f) is on defense for 1 more rounds.
=====
In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Luciana
Albano (f) executes a Full Nelson Slam....
Goldie
Locks (f) absorbs the punishment.
Luciana
Albano (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Goldie
Locks (f) kicks out of the pin!
Goldie
Locks (f) is no longer on defense.
=====
In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Luciana
Albano (f) executes a Electric Chair Facebuster....
Goldie
Locks (f) absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Goldie
Locks (f) executes a TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS....
Luciana
Albano (f) attempts to defend against TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS but is
unsuccessful.
Goldie
Locks (f) attempts to retaliate against Pierre Boulay!!!
Goldie
Locks (f) fails in her retaliation against Pierre Boulay.
=====
In the 10th minute of the match: =====
Goldie
Locks (f) executes a TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS....
Luciana
Albano (f) absorbs the punishment.
Goldie
Locks (f) attempts to retaliate against Pierre Boulay!!!
Pierre
Boulay is thrown into the crowd by Goldie Locks (f) and is unavailable for 8
rounds!!!
=====
In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Luciana
Albano (f) executes a Sole Food....
Goldie
Locks (f) neutralizes Sole Food.
Pierre
Boulay is unavailable for 7 more rounds.
=====
In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Luciana
Albano (f) executes a Apron Somersault Senton....
Goldie
Locks (f) neutralizes Apron Somersault Senton.
Pierre
Boulay is unavailable for 6 more rounds.
=====
In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Luciana Albano
(f) executes a Vertical Suplex....
Goldie
Locks (f) absorbs the punishment.
Pierre
Boulay is unavailable for 5 more rounds.
=====
In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Luciana
Albano (f) executes a Headbutt....
Goldie
Locks (f) executes a GUTWRENCH SUPLEX....
Pierre
Boulay is unavailable for 4 more rounds.
=====
In the 15th minute of the match: =====
Luciana
Albano (f) executes a Electric Chair Facebuster....
Goldie
Locks (f) executes a DOUBLE WRIST CLUTCH PIN....
Pierre
Boulay is unavailable for 3 more rounds.
=====
In the 16th minute of the match: =====
Goldie
Locks (f) executes a HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW SMASH....
Luciana
Albano (f) executes a Nightmare Lock Inverted Cloverleaf....
Luciana
Albano (f) straps in the Nightmare Lock Inverted Cloverleaf.
Goldie
Locks (f) submits!!!
Luciana
Albano (f) wins with a Nightmare Lock Inverted Cloverleaf over Goldie Locks
(f)!!!
The
bell rings signaling the end of the match but Luciana won’t let Goldie out of
the hold. The ref threatens to disqualify
her but just then, Korbi Kong rushes down and slides into the ring. She grabs Luciana by the hair pulling her off
of Goldie and then HURLS her out of the ring.
Korbi stands tall over Goldie to prevent any further attacks. The Ladies Champion is pissed and has words
with Korbi. We know the two of them will
be meeting at the PPV but the tension between the two has reached a boiling
point and we’re not sure they will wait that long.
We’re
getting to the tipping point so stay tuned.
No comments:
Post a Comment