Saturday, March 23, 2024

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2024 #991 – 3/23/24


Hello fans and welcome back to another installment of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter.  Tonight, the Albano Mafia continues their dominance with the Ladies Champion Luciana Albano taking on Goldie Locks with her title at stake.  Hardcore Champion Mr. X figured he’d get one on HCW management so he just decided to no-show tonight’s show.   GM Max McGillicutty has fined Mr. X $10,000 for not showing up for his appearance since he had to go track down last minute replacements.  The Flaggship is also in action with Zack ‘Commando’ Brown and ‘The Bounty Hunter’ Jake Montrose taking 2 members from the Muscles Trio. 

 

Pyro goes off kicking off tonight’s event and out comes Matches Malone.  He makes his way to the ring and takes a mic.  He says that he was THIS close to winning the World Title (actually, he wasn’t) and said that Jack Lumber’s appearance during his match cost him the title.  Jack Lumber comes out to his standard music and after a brief stop at the Lumber Lounge, he makes his way into the ring.  He tells Malone he had nothing to do with the loss but Matches won’t listen.  He begins to shove Jack and says that he knows Jack is getting a future title shot at Prophet and says Jack doesn’t deserve it.  He says he wants to challenge Jack right here, right now for that upcoming spot.  Malone says he will defeat Lumber and will get his rematch against the Wicked Prophet.  Jack realizes he can’t argue with Malone any longer and removes his jacket for the match to begin.

 

Match #1:  Jack Lumber vs Matches Malone (with Jack’s future title shot on the line).

 

The match begins with Malone hitting Jack with an overhead right and Jack hits the Axe.  Jack goes for the pin but Matches kicks right out.  Jack kicks Malone in the gut but Malone hits the Lights Out and goes for a pin and gets a 1 count.  Jack chops Malone in the chest (Wooooooo) and Matches hits the overhead rights.  Jack hits a stiff uppercut and Malone hits the Lights Out. 

 

Just then, World Champion the Wicked Prophet comes and both men got distracted.  Jack began yelling at Prophet and Malone attacked him.  Malone hits the Lights Out again.  Jack hits an elbow smash but Malone nails a chokeslam.  He goes for the cover but Jack kicks out at 2.   Malone distracts the ref and Prophet nails Jack with the SMITE!  Malone then locks in a sleeperhold and immediately turns it into a pin and get the 1-2-3.  HOLY CRAP!  Jack just lost his World title shot against Wicked Prophet.  Malone smiles as he has his hand raised in victory.  Wicked Prophet begins laughing and almost falls over knowing he pulled one over on his nemesis.  Lumber is in the ring stewing.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says he saw everything that has transpired and says Prophet is not going to get away with it.  Max says that next week, Lumber and Malone will square off once more time but this time, it will take place within the confines of a steel cage to prevent any outside interference.  Jack appears happy with that whereas Prophet was not.  Eventually, all 3 men left the ring.

 

Next, Blake ‘Oak Tree’ Hill comes out and gets in the ring.  He calls out Col. Flagg for interfering in his last match.  Col. Flagg comes out with the rest of the Flaggship in tow.  Flagg says he’ll take the match but his team will be there to watch his back.  Blake says he doesn’t care and tells the ref to start the match.

 

Match #2:  Col. Flagg w/ the Flaggship (Zack Brown and Jake Montrose) vs Blake Hill

 

In the opening moments of the match, both competitors traded blows, each determined to gain the upper hand. Blake managed to execute a powerful Standing Bodyblock, sending Flagg reeling, but the Colonel quickly countered with a defensive maneuver, scoring some points of his own.

 

As the match progressed, Flagg's underhanded tactics became increasingly apparent, with his cronies at ringside providing ample distraction. Despite this, Blake fought valiantly, absorbing punishment and delivering devastating moves like the Ringrope Clothesline and Swinging Neckbreaker.

 

The Flaggship's interference continued throughout the match, with Jake Montrose occasionally getting involved, much to the frustration of Blake. However, Col. Flagg made sure to keep his main enforcer, Zack 'Commando' Brown, on the sidelines, only allowing him to watch the action unfold.

 

Despite enduring a relentless assault from Flagg, Blake refused to stay down, countering with moves like the Avalanche and Bearhug, much to the crowd's delight. However, Flagg's calculated attacks eventually took their toll, culminating in a decisive Dropkick that secured the victory for the Colonel.

 

Jake Montrose jumps into the ring and helps Flagg continue to beat down Blake.  Zack remains on the outside, observing.

 

GM Max McGillicutty comes back out and says that since the rest of the Flaggship was at ringside, they can get ready as their match is up NOW.  The music hits and out comes the Muscles Trio.  Thorpe, Weasley, and McGuire all come out and they are wearing their rainbow colored bull horns and have their boxes of Booty O’s cereal that they give out to kids at ringside.  They make their way to the ring.  Max says as long as Flagg is staying at ringside, all 3 members of the trio can be there also.

 

Match #3:  Muscles McGuire and Muscles Weasley w/ Muscles Thorpe vs Zack Brown and Jake Montrose w/ Col Flagg.

 

For the first 12 minutes of the match, Zack Brown was allowed to do his thing and he definitely held his own until Flagg told him to tag Montrose in.  Zack wasn’t happy about it but did as he was told.  Montrose came in but he didn’t perform as well.  After a quick double team, Zack called for the tag and got back in to the ring.  He only got a couple of minutes in before he was ordered out of the ring again by Flagg.  Montrose seemed like he would have been ok getting some needed rest but he also did what Flagg told him.  Montrose fought off multiple double teams by the Muscles but managed to hold his own and impress Flagg.  Before anyone realized it, the bell rang bringing this 30 minute bout to a time limit draw.  Flagg then got in the ring and it looked like he was going attack the Muscles but Thorpe got in there and Flagg then stood down.  He ordered the Flaggship to make their way to the back.  Eventually both teams made their way to the back without further interaction.

 

We cut to backstage where Goldie Locks is being interviewed.  She states that she knows Luciana is one of the most dangerous people she’s ever seen and she is ready but is not underestimating the champ in any way.  She says the fans will back her and will lead to victory.

 

Match #4:  Negropolis vs OP Cunningham

For the next match, OP Cunningham comes out first to a nice pop from the fans.  He makes his way to the ring and climbs in.  He waits for his opponent but doesn’t wait for long as Negropolis makes his way out.  The fans boo the crap out of him but he doesn’t care.  He tunes out ‘the humanoids’ (as he calls the fans) and climbs methodically into the ring.   He paces the ring all the while staring at OP.  The bell rings and this one gets started right away. 

 

The crowd roared with excitement as the match between the dastardly Negropolis and the beloved Otis Peabody (OP) Cunningham kicked off. From the outset, Negropolis displayed his brute strength and cunning, executing devastating maneuvers like the Doom Bomb and Arm Whip of Doom, quickly gaining an advantage over OP.

 

Despite the relentless assault from Negropolis, OP refused to back down, fighting back with everything he had. With each blow exchanged, the crowd rallied behind OP, urging him on to victory.

 

As the match reached its climax, Negropolis seemed poised to secure the win with his signature move, the Black Doom. But just as he went in for the final blow, the arena erupted as Duke Knight, a rival of Negropolis, emerged from the backstage area.

 

Distracted by the unexpected arrival of Duke Knight, Negropolis faltered for a moment, allowing OP to capitalize on the opportunity. With the crowd on their feet, OP executed a spectacular Caterpillar Jumping Elbow Drop, pinning Negropolis for the three-count.

 

OP gets the win in this 14 minute match and we know that this is not over between Duke and Negropolis. 

 

We cut to the backstage area where the Ladies Champion Luciana Albano is with her manager Pierre Boulay.  Pierre says he speaks for the champ when he says that Luciana is the most DOMINATE female wrestler ever to step foot into a ring.  She is more dominant than Chyna was; more dominant than Ronda.  Luciana is the TRUE 9th Wonder of the World and anyone who steps in the ring with her will come to know that POWER.  Tonight, Goldie becomes just another victim.

 

Match #5:  the Main Event:  Ladies Title Match Luciana Albano vs Goldie Locks. 

 

Goldie Locks comes out first to a huge pop from the crowd.  She interacts with the fans and makes her way into the ring.  She exudes an air of confidence but with a hint of uncertainty.  The music changes and out comes the Ladies Champion Luciana Albano with her manager Pierre Boulay.  The duo are booed heavily as they slowly and methodically walk to the ring.  Luciana climbs into the ring and holds her title high.  She eventually hands it to the ref and the match begins.

 

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

 

Pierre Boulay executes a KICK FOE IN THE RIBS....

 

Goldie Locks (f) attempts to defend against KICK FOE IN THE RIBS but is unsuccessful.

 

===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

 

Luciana Albano (f) executes a Belly to Back Pendulum Facebuster....

 

Goldie Locks (f) attempts to defend against Belly to Back Pendulum Facebuster but is unsuccessful.

 

===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====

 

Luciana Albano (f) executes a Riptide Pumphandle Bomb....

 

Goldie Locks (f) executes a TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS....

 

===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====

 

Pierre Boulay executes a HOLD FOE FOR ATTACK....

 

Goldie Locks (f) executes a LOCK BREAKER....

 

Goldie Locks (f) is on defense for 3 more rounds.

 

===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====

 

Luciana Albano (f) executes a Vertical Suplex....

 

Goldie Locks (f) absorbs the punishment.

 

Luciana Albano (f) is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...

Goldie Locks (f) kicks out of the pin!

 

Goldie Locks (f) is on defense for 2 more rounds.

 

===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====

 

Luciana Albano (f) executes a Apron Somersault Senton....

 

Goldie Locks (f) absorbs the punishment.

 

Goldie Locks (f) is on the outside.  The ref begins the count.

1...2...3...4...5...6...

Goldie Locks (f) makes it back into the ring at the 6 count.

 

Goldie Locks (f) is on defense for 1 more rounds.

 

===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====

 

Luciana Albano (f) executes a Full Nelson Slam....

 

Goldie Locks (f) absorbs the punishment.

 

Luciana Albano (f) is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

Goldie Locks (f) kicks out of the pin!

 

Goldie Locks (f) is no longer on defense.

 

===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====

 

Luciana Albano (f) executes a Electric Chair Facebuster....

 

Goldie Locks (f) absorbs the punishment.

 

===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====

 

Goldie Locks (f) executes a TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS....

 

Luciana Albano (f) attempts to defend against TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS but is unsuccessful.

 

Goldie Locks (f) attempts to retaliate against Pierre Boulay!!!

Goldie Locks (f) fails in her retaliation against Pierre Boulay.

 

===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====

 

Goldie Locks (f) executes a TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS....

 

Luciana Albano (f) absorbs the punishment.

 

Goldie Locks (f) attempts to retaliate against Pierre Boulay!!!

Pierre Boulay is thrown into the crowd by Goldie Locks (f) and is unavailable for 8 rounds!!!

 

===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====

 

Luciana Albano (f) executes a Sole Food....

 

Goldie Locks (f) neutralizes Sole Food.

 

Pierre Boulay is unavailable for 7 more rounds.

 

===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====

 

Luciana Albano (f) executes a Apron Somersault Senton....

 

Goldie Locks (f) neutralizes Apron Somersault Senton.

 

Pierre Boulay is unavailable for 6 more rounds.

 

===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====

 

Luciana Albano (f) executes a Vertical Suplex....

 

Goldie Locks (f) absorbs the punishment.

 

Pierre Boulay is unavailable for 5 more rounds.

 

===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====

 

Luciana Albano (f) executes a Headbutt....

 

Goldie Locks (f) executes a GUTWRENCH SUPLEX....

 

Pierre Boulay is unavailable for 4 more rounds.

 

===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====

 

Luciana Albano (f) executes a Electric Chair Facebuster....

 

Goldie Locks (f) executes a DOUBLE WRIST CLUTCH PIN....

 

Pierre Boulay is unavailable for 3 more rounds.

 

===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====

 

Goldie Locks (f) executes a HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW SMASH....

 

Luciana Albano (f) executes a Nightmare Lock Inverted Cloverleaf....

 

Luciana Albano (f) straps in the Nightmare Lock Inverted Cloverleaf.

Goldie Locks (f) submits!!!

 

 

Luciana Albano (f) wins with a Nightmare Lock Inverted Cloverleaf over Goldie Locks (f)!!!

 

The bell rings signaling the end of the match but Luciana won’t let Goldie out of the hold.  The ref threatens to disqualify her but just then, Korbi Kong rushes down and slides into the ring.  She grabs Luciana by the hair pulling her off of Goldie and then HURLS her out of the ring.  Korbi stands tall over Goldie to prevent any further attacks.  The Ladies Champion is pissed and has words with Korbi.  We know the two of them will be meeting at the PPV but the tension between the two has reached a boiling point and we’re not sure they will wait that long.

 

We’re getting to the tipping point so stay tuned.

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