Hello wrestling fans and welcome back to another installment of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter. Before we get started on the action, we want to kick off the show with the announcement of our 2nd inductee into the HCW Hall of Fame. The music plays and the fans pop huge as the Steel Curtain – Buzz and Starbuck Steel are shown on the screen. Buzz was individually inducted last year and now he and his brother go in as a tag team – one of the best to lace up the boots here in HCW. We give them our most sincere congratulations.
Pyro goes off and our first match is ready to get going.
Match #1: Luna Shadow vs Penny Hall
Penny Hall makes her way out to the ring to a negative reaction from the crowd. Penny hasn’t won a match yet this year and she’s hoping tonight she’ll finally get a W. Luna Shadow comes out next and she gets a nice pop from the crowd. The match goes 25 minutes and Penny managed to toss Luna out of the ring twice hoping for a count-out win but Luna kept disappointing. Luna kept locking her in the Abysmal Lock multiple times but she couldn’t get Penny to tap out. Finally, at the 25 min mark, Luna connects with the Celestial Elbow Drop and hooks the leg for the 1-2-3. Luna gets the win and Penny walks away with another L.
Match #2: Tommy / Azrael / Fang vs The Muscles Trio
The Muscles Trio come out first and do their goofy shtick before getting into the ring. The music changes and out comes the Ambassador and the team of Tommy ‘the Morningstar’ Sullivan, Azrael and Dr. Red Fang. Tommy has a mic and he talks about how he managed to send the so-called Triple Threat back where they came from…obscurity. They head to the ring. Due to a miscommunication, while trying to attack the Muscles on the outside, Azrael and Dr. Red Fang collide and get injured taking them out of the majority of the match. It didn’t matter much as Tommy held his own until both of his teammates were able to recover. As the match got closer to the time limit, Azrael got tagged in and he got in a few shots before tagging in Dr. Red Fang. Fang got in a shot and was going for the pin but the Muscles broke it up. The Ambassador got on the apron and shoved the ref and the ref turned and reprimanded him before calling for the bell as the time limit expired. The Ambassador’s team narrowly misses a disqualification but takes the draw instead. Both teams left the ring without further interaction. (30 min draw)
A video airs of SCW Commissioner Shane Douglas berating SCW Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle for his team’s loss at the Warzone PPV. Douglas tells Angle to fix it or else.
Match #3: Dennis Marshall vs Tobias Snake
Tobias Snake, member of the Snake Pit, comes out first to booing from the crowd. He flips off some of the fans and makes his way to the ring. As he jaw jacks with the fans, the music changes and out comes Dennis Marshall. Dennis gets a nice pop from the crowd. He makes his way into the ring and the match begins right away. A couple of minutes into the match, Tobias distracted the ref and Dennis was attacked by 5th Column member Baron von Blood who came in from the crowd. After incapacitating him, he left the ring. Tobias picked up Dennis and hit a Hook and Ladder Facebuster and rolled him up for the 1-2-3. Tobias steals the win. Dennis makes it to his feet and asks for a mic. He calls out Baron von Blood for the cheap attack and says Baron is on his radar now.
Up next, we have the debut of another new HCW wrestler.
Debut of “Orange Fury” Owen Zestwell.
He will team with Julius Squeezer. Owen, accompanied by his tag team partner, makes his way down to the ring. He is decked out all in orange. He gets a nice pop from the crowd and shakes hands with them all the way.
Owen gets on the mic and introduces himself saying the HCW Universe already knows Julius. He says he may be on the opposite side of the bell curve when it comes to age but he has no plans of calling it quits anytime soon. Julius takes the mic and says that, as a thought, they should be known as “Orange Jul” - but Owen cuts him off. “Whoa there. We don’t want to get into any hot water with Warren (Buffet) so we best find a new name for our team. What about “Orange Fusion Force”? The fans pop. Julius likes the ideal also. Owen removes his jacket revealing his orange shirt that reads “Back the OFF” (Orange Fusion Force). The fans pop again and Owen gets ready for his opponent.
Match #4: Owen Zestwell w/Julius Squeezer vs Superstar Chic Monroe
===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell executes a Orange Juicer....
Superstar Chic Monroe absorbs the punishment.
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Superstar Chic Monroe kicks out of the pin!
===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell executes a Orange Juicer....
Superstar Chic Monroe executes a KNEE TO GUT....
===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell executes a Side Headlock....
Superstar Chic Monroe executes a SWISS UPPERCUT....
===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell executes a Orange Juicer....
Superstar Chic Monroe executes a DIVING HEADBUTT....
===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Superstar Chic Monroe executes a CRADLE FACEBUSTER....
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell attempts to defend against CRADLE FACEBUSTER but is unsuccessful.
===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Superstar Chic Monroe executes a CRADLE FACEBUSTER....
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell attempts to defend against CRADLE FACEBUSTER but is unsuccessful.
===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell executes a Side Headlock....
Superstar Chic Monroe executes a TRIP OUT OF RING....
===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell executes a Side Headlock....
Superstar Chic Monroe executes a DIVING HEADBUTT....
Superstar Chic Monroe is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell kicks out of the pin!
===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Superstar Chic Monroe executes a SWISS UPPERCUT....
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell attempts to defend against SWISS UPPERCUT but is unsuccessful.
===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell executes a Orange Juicer....
Superstar Chic Monroe executes a BICYCLE KICK....
===== In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Superstar Chic Monroe executes a CRADLE FACEBUSTER....
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell reverses CRADLE FACEBUSTER!
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell executes a Side Headlock....
Superstar Chic Monroe absorbs the punishment.
===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell executes a Spit Orange Juice....
Superstar Chic Monroe executes a TRIP OUT OF RING....
===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell executes a Orange Juicer....
Superstar Chic Monroe executes a BICYCLE KICK....
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Superstar Chic Monroe kicks out of the pin!
===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Superstar Chic Monroe executes a TRIP OUT OF RING....
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell neutralizes TRIP OUT OF RING.
===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell executes a Bodyslam....
Superstar Chic Monroe executes a SWISS UPPERCUT....
===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell executes a Side Headlock....
Superstar Chic Monroe executes a KNEE TO GUT....
===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell executes a Bodyslam....
Superstar Chic Monroe attempts to defend against Bodyslam but is unsuccessful.
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell is attempting a pin!!! Chic puts his foot on the bottom rope but Julius knocks it off.
1...2...3
Superstar Chic Monroe was pinned by Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell!!!
Owen 'Orange Fury' Zestwell wins with a Bodyslam over Superstar Chic Monroe!!!
Owen gets the win and the fans pop for the Orange Fury. Julius enters the ring and holds his arm high. They leave the ring and head to the back.
(Backstage, the dimly lit room is adorned with flickering lanterns casting eerie shadows on the walls. Wilber Townsend, clad in ominous black attire, sits on a worn-out wooden chair, surrounded by the mystique of darkness. The camera focuses on him as he begins to speak in a hauntingly cryptic tone.)
Wilber Townsend: (smirking) Ahh, welcome to my world, where the shadows dance and the echoes of the past linger in the air. Tonight, my friends, the theater of pain unfolds in the squared circle, where the echoes of screams become a symphony of despair.
(He gazes into the distance, his eyes seemingly consumed by an otherworldly force.)
Wilber Townsend: Jack Lumber, you stand before me, a mere mortal stepping into the abyss. Tonight, the HCW US Title hangs in the balance, a prize coveted by those who dare to walk the line between darkness and despair. But oh, Jack, you're not just facing me in that ring. No, no, no.
(He leans forward, the flickering light revealing a sinister grin on his face.)
Wilber Townsend: You face the shadows that dance at my command, the demons that whisper sweet nothings in my ear. This is not a battle of flesh and bone; it's a clash of souls. The canvas becomes a stage, and we are but players in this tragic tale.
(He stands up, the room seemingly darker as he moves.)
Wilber Townsend: Jack Lumber, tonight, the ring will be our theater, the audience mere witnesses to the darkness that consumes us. The HCW US Title is not just a symbol of glory; it's a key to a realm where pain and pleasure intertwine, where victory is painted in shades of despair.
(As he exits the room, the lanterns flicker, casting long, eerie shadows on the walls, leaving a chilling feeling in the air.)
Wilber Townsend: (whispering) Tonight, Jack, you step into my world. Brace yourself for the reckoning, for in the end, when the dust settles, only the echoes of your screams will remain. Welcome to the nightmare, Jack Lumber. Welcome to the darkness.
Match #5: The Main Event: US Title Match: Wilber Townsend vs Jack Lumber
Jack walks out for his next match with Wilber, he comes out donning his typical flannel, blue jeans, boots, and suspenders.... and clown makeup?! He's also carrying a large black hefty bag full of who knows what... strange behavior for our favorite lumberjack.
"I guess if you can't beat 'em, join 'em am I right?" He shouts as he gets ahold of a mic. He then goes for a dead sprint to the lumber lounge and swings the bag where a small (pre-cut) hole in the bottom of the garbage bag bursts wide open sending hundreds of clown masks flying into the lumber lounge. "Let's show this wannabe how much of a clown he is and beat him at his own game! He's gonna melt under the pressure like his own sh*tty clown mask!"
Once Jack made it to the ring and was getting the loudest pop of the night, the music changed to an eerie tone and the US Champion comes out but he is not wearing is half-melted Pennywise mask. He seems really put off when he walked by the Lumber Lounge and saw the small contingent of clowns looking back at him. It seems Jack can play the mind games too. Tonight’s match will be Iron Man rules with a 60 minute time limit. Whomever can score the most pins or submissions in the 60 minutes will win the match.
1st fall: Jack Lumber gets the win after hitting Wilber with the Axe at the 17 min mark.
2nd fall: Jack Lumber gets the win after hitting Wilber with the Axe at the 16 min mark.
Right after the 2nd fall, Jack needs to get a towel of some sort from someone in the Lumber lounge and wipe off all the makeup. Getting back to back wins has put Wilber on tilt. When Jack does this, the entire lumber lounge takes off their masks and begins throwing them on the ground, stomping on them; booing Wilber like crazy in the process. It’s like a mad house and we've never seen the classy lumber lounge act this way before. Guess they didn't take Wilber's cheating too well when he stole the title from Jack! Jack, inspired by the intensity of his fans takes it up another level.
3rd fall: Wilber Townsend gets the win after ramming Jack into a steel post busting him open at the 15 min mark.
4th fall: Wilber Townsend gets the win after hitting Jack with a Lifting Sideslam at the 7 min mark.
As the end of the match looms near, the World Champion the Wicked Prophet comes down and sits at ringside to scout the final moments of this match.
5th fall: The final 5 minutes of the match come to an end as the bell rings signaling the time limit. Both men were tied in the number of falls 2 to 2. Exhausted, Wilber takes his title and heads to the back. . Since Jack did not have more wins, Wilber retains his title. The fans give Jack a nice ovation for giving it his best shot. Jack had not noticed Prophet at ringside nor did he see him when he entered the ring and blindsided him. Prophet then beats down an already exhausted lumberjack and clocks him with the SMITE!
The show ends with Prophet standing over Jack’s unconscious form holding his World Title high as the fans boo the crap out of him.
Lots more to come so stay tuned.
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