Saturday, February 19, 2022

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2022 #928

Hello fans and welcome back to another installment of the HCW Wrestling Newsletter.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out first thanking the fans for attending this SOLD OUT show.  He promised them a surprise and it will deliver…but not till the end of the show.  Speaking of which, let’s get this show on the road.

 

First up, we see the Anytime/Anywhere Champion Catalina Harper make her way down to the ring.   She says she is willing to take on anyone for the title.  The music hits and out comes Derek Deveraux.  He makes his way to the ring and says he accepts the challenge.  This one is over before it ever gets started.  As soon as the bell rang, Derek charged at Catalina only to ‘hit a brick wall’ and fell to the mat.  Catalina then locked in the Catalina Crab and Derek tapped out.  HOLY CRAP.  Catalina gets the win in under 30 seconds.  She is handed the title back and the fans pop.  Derek leaves and some of the fans chant “You tapped out” to him.  He seems perturbed and walks away.  Catalina leaves shortly thereafter.

 

Well, that was unexpectedly short.  I guess we’re ready for our next match.

 

First, Freedom Fighter Flash comes out to boos from the crowd.  He makes his way to the ring and enters.  He starts to holler for his opponent whom he thinks is taking his sweet time.  The music changes and out comes the Steel Curtain.  Buzz and Starbuck stand on the stage as the fans cheer.  They look at each other asking who gets to wrestle here.  They do Rock, Paper, Scissors and Buzz wins and he decides to take the match.  He heads to the ring and Starbuck heads to the back.  Justice starts off strong but Buzz eventually finds his footing and takes the fight to his challenger.  At the 14 minute mark, Buzz hits the ropes and nails Justice with a Superman punch.  He goes for the pin and gets the 3 count.  Buzz wins the match and the fans pop huge for him.  He leaves the ring and heads to the back.  Flash leaves shortly thereafter.


In the back, the other Freedom Fighter Justice is fighting with Starbuck Steel.  He levels Starbuck with a steel chair and then as soon as Buzz makes his way to the back, Justice blasts him too with the chair.  Justice grabs Starbuck and drags him to the ring for the next match.

 

Starbuck must have been playing possum.  As soon as they got to the ring, Starbuck began unloading on Justice.  Justice got in one offensive move.  At the 4 minute mark, it looked like Justice was pulling out a foreign object and was going to use it but got distracted as Buzz and Flash came back out brawling.  Starbuck used the confusion and rolled up Justice in a small package.  The ref counted 1-2-3.  Starbuck gets the win quickly.  On the outside of the ring, Flash hurled Buzz into the steel steps and then joined his partner in beating down Starbuck.  Buzz got into the ring only to be dropped by a double powerbomb.  They did the same to Starbuck and left the tag team champs laying in the ring.  They then threw out a challenge that they wanted the next tag team title shot.  A bunch of refs came out preventing any further chaos.  The Freedom Fighters were booed as they left.  Starbuck and Buzz seemed to be ok and didn’t require any assistance as they made their way to the back stewing.

 

Backstage, the team of Tommy Lightning, Jake Montrose and Apollo Gyze say that they are getting a shot at the Six Man titles tonight.  Tommy says the titles come to them and Apollo finishes with “no apologies”.

 

Already on her way to the ring for the next match is Lavender Gooms.  She is booed and she gets into the ring.  Music changes and out comes Hayley Hailstorm.  The fans pop huge for her and she makes her way down and walks around the ring interacting with the fans before entering the ring.   Lavender attacks her early taking control of the match.  5 minutes in, Hayley went for a shoulder tackle against the turnbuckles but Lavender moved and Hayley hit the ringpost.  Lavender then went to the outside of the ring dragging Hayley into the corner.  She then smacked Hayley’s leg against the steel post.  She rolled back in and locked Hayley in a Four Leg Clover Leglock.  Hayley was in immense pain.  She ended up passing out.  The ref counted her shoulders down 1-2-3.  Lavender gets the win and the fans boo her for the unsportsmanlike conduct.  She is almost to the back when Hayley gets on the mic.  She says that Lavender is s cheat and a coward.  She challenges her to a match at the PPV in April.  Lavender laughs and accepts before walking behind the curtain.  Hayley limps to the back.

 

Backstage, Wicked Prophet returns and throws out the challenge to Jack Lumber and says that he will start a winning streak that Lumber won’t be able to ignore and says that by the time we are ready for the Zero Hour PPV, he will be the #1 contender.

 

It is time for the main event.  First, Tommy Lightning and ‘the Bounty Hunter’ Jake Montrose come out first.  They are booed heavily.  Joining them as his music blares out “APOLLO GYZE DON’T APOLOGIZE” and out comes Apollo to join his teammates.  The trio are booed as they head to the ring.  They don’t have to wait long as the Six Man Tag Team Champions – Casper Wyoming, Dennis Marshall and Phantom Frank come out to a nice pop from the crowd.  They head to the ring but are ambushed by their opponents.  They begin fighting and Phantom Frank is put through a table.  Dennis is handcuffed to the ringside barrier and both of them are effectively taken out of the match leaving Casper on his own.

 

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

 

Casper Wyoming rolled OC.

 

Tommy Lightning rolled OC.

 

Casper Wyoming executes a BLACKJACK BODYSLAM....

 

Tommy Lightning executes a FRONT CHANCERY....

 

Tommy Lightning tags out to "The Bounty Hunter" Jake Montrose

 

===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

 

Casper Wyoming rolled DC

 

"The Bounty Hunter" Jake Montrose rolled OC.

 

"The Bounty Hunter" Jake Montrose executes a TURNBUCKLE SMASH....

 

Casper Wyoming attempts to defend against TURNBUCKLE SMASH but is unsuccessful.

 

===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====

 

Casper Wyoming rolled OC.

 

"The Bounty Hunter" Jake Montrose rolled OC.

 

Casper Wyoming executes a 52 PICKUP....

 

"The Bounty Hunter" Jake Montrose executes a FOREARM SMASHES....

 

Casper Wyoming is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...

"The Bounty Hunter" Jake Montrose kicks out of the pin!

 

===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====

 

Casper Wyoming rolled DC

 

"The Bounty Hunter" Jake Montrose rolled OC/TT

 

Tommy Lightning,  "The Bounty Hunter" Jake Montrose,  Apollo Gyze double teaming for 1 rounds.

Tommy Lightning is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Tommy Lightning executes a MONKEY FLIP....

 

"The Bounty Hunter" Jake Montrose is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

"The Bounty Hunter" Jake Montrose executes a KICK TO GUT....

 

Apollo Gyze is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Apollo Gyze executes a GORILLA PRESS DROP MOONSAULT....

 

Casper Wyoming attempts to defend against Double Teaming. but is unsuccessful.

 

Double teaming ends.

 

===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====

 

Casper Wyoming rolled DC

 

"The Bounty Hunter" Jake Montrose rolled OC.

 

"The Bounty Hunter" Jake Montrose executes a CLOTHESLINE....

 

Casper Wyoming absorbs the punishment.

 

"The Bounty Hunter" Jake Montrose is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...

Casper Wyoming kicks out of the pin!

 

===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====

 

Casper Wyoming rolled DC

 

"The Bounty Hunter" Jake Montrose rolled OC.

 

"The Bounty Hunter" Jake Montrose executes a FOREARM SMASHES....

 

Apollo Gyze executes a SPIN OUT POWERBOMB…

 

Tommy Lighting executes an ELBOW SMASH…

 

Casper Wyoming absorbs the punishment.

 

"The Bounty Hunter" Jake Montrose is attempting a pin!!!

 

1...2...3

Casper Wyoming was pinned by "The Bounty Hunter" Jake Montrose!!!

 

 

"The Bounty Hunter" Jake Montrose wins with a FOREARM SMASHES over Casper Wyoming!!!

 

Tommy, Jake and Apollo get the win and become the NEW Six Man Tag Team Champions.  The fans don’t like this one single bit and let them have it.  The former champs head to the back.  For a few minutes, the trio flip the fans off and things are about to get really rowdy until…

 

Music hits and out comes THE ROCK!!!  The Rock IS HERE!  He comes out and stands on the stage as the arena erupts with applause.  Rock looks out to the fans and then cocks an eyebrow before making his way to the ring.  He climbs the steel steps and enters the ring. 

 

Apollo, Jake and Tommy all take exception to being interrupted.  Tommy starts to poke the Rock in the chest with his finger and receives a Rock Bottom for his trouble.  Apollo and Jake try to ambush the Rock but he easily disposes of them.  The fans pop HUGE.  It takes almost 3 minutes for the crowd to settle down.

 

Rock asks for a microphone.   The GREAT ONE is ready to speak.

 

 

The Rock: "Finally, The Rock has come back to Columbia! Just as sure as The Rock for the very first time stood in this arena and called Clarkus Kentus an ugly hermaphrodite; the Rock is here tonight. Make no mistake The Rock is not here to rock the boat.  NO, NO, NO.  The Rock is here because one man decided to use the Rock’s catchphrase and didn’t ask the Rock for permission first so at this time, I’d like to call down Dennis Marshall to join me in the ring.”

 

Dennis Marshall makes his way out to a nice pop from the fans.  The Rock holds the ropes open for him and Dennis steps through.  “As far as the Rock is concerned, the Rock is mostly retired from wrestling so I am not here to throw out challenges.  The Rock is here to hear you say the words “I’m sorry” for borrowing the Rock’s catchphrase without proper credit.  And don’t worry…The Rock is not here to do exactly what he does best - layeth the smacketh down.

 

And the fact of the matter is this, is that The Rock knows you suffered a defeat but you will get back on that horse. The Rock knows that HCW has some of the best talent anywhere in the world so you and your little friends may have a fight on your hands to get your belts back.”

 

We are interrupted by Dash Woodbrick who makes his way to the ring.  The Rock looks absolutely pissed off.  Dash gets into the ring and smiles to the audience and extends his hand to the Rock.   The Rock walks around Dash and just looks at him with an awkward look on his face.  “Who in the Blue Hell do you think you are?” the Rock asks.  Dash goes to respond but the Rock cuts him off.   He asks Dennis to state his name but before he opens his mouth, the Rock responds with “IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!” “The thing is, you interrupted the Rock; you interrupted Dennis Marshall.  No one interrupts the Rock…especially not a jabroni like yourself.  Before you open your mouth, let the Rock play back a promo the Rock did back in the WWF all those years ago.”  He motions up to the Omegatron.

 

A very young Rock appears.  “And even if The Rock has got to beat Kurt Angle, which means, "I'm gonna drink a big glass of milk, eat some chocolate chip cookies and maybe I'll take three viagra". Or maybe The Rock has got to face Rikishi, beat Rikishi. "I did it for The Rock. I did it for the people. I did it for... oh, shut your mouth, you thong wearin' fatty.

 

Or maybe The Rock has got to beat The Undertaker, the American Badass, beat him so bad, that one more he'll raise up... "Rest in peace!" Or maybe The Rock has got to beat Triple H himself, which means-uh, he's got to beat The Game-uh, in the middle of the ring-uh. And he has a two dollar BLEEP for a wife-uh! Or maybe The Rock, has gotta beat... Stone Cold Steve Austin. Which means I gotta get my pick-up truck, drink some Steve-wisers, listen to some Backstreet Boys. And that's the bottom line, 'cause the Great One said so!” 

 

So tonight, the Rock is gonna give you a present.”  He then drops the mic and nails Dash Woodbrick with a Rock Bottom.  The Rock makes like he’s gonna do his “Rock Elbow” thing but then Dennis asks if he can be the one to do it.  The Rock steps aside.  Dennis removes his elbow pad and throws it into the audience.  He then crosses his arms, hits the ropes and drops a devastating elbow on Dash.  Dash over-sells it and rolls out of the ring.   Dennis gets up and the Rock extends his hand.  Dennis shakes it but the Rock doesn’t let go.  He picks up the mic and says “You still didn’t apologize” and nails Dennis with the Rock Bottom.  The fans pop huge as the Rock does his catchphrase “If ya smell...what The Rock is cooking!!"  The Rock then leaves.  Dennis makes his way to the back.

 

What an amazing show!  We are sure this isn’t the last we heard or seen of this so stay tuned.

 

 

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