Hello
fans and welcome back to another installment of the HCW Wrestling
Newsletter. First, we want to thank
guest GM James Leahey for helping out while our fearless leader Max
McGillicutty took care of some details.
As a recap from our last show, newcomer Casper Wyoming was one of the
lumberjacks who participated in the lumberjack match which saw Jack Lumber win
the World Title for the second time defeating Wicked Prophet. Prophet felt he was slighted by Casper and
has vowed to make him pay. Also, the
debut of Phantom Frank saw the masked man victorious in his HCW debut. Perhaps the most shocking (but not
surprising) was Sassy Maxine DeVito costing Korbi Kong the Ladies title. This did not sit well with management and the
title was immediately held up. Violet
Valkyrie came down to check on her friend.
Korbi, unable to continue wrestling, told Violet to take her place. A few minutes later and Violet Valkyrie is
crowned the NEW Ladies Champion.
In
other news, we met up with one half of the World Tag Team Champions Dennis
Marshall in a one on one interview.
Dennis said that when he wrestled in the indies, he had a cool move
called the Cat Pounce but opted not to use it in HCW out of respect for the cat
lady Catalina Harper. Dennis mentioned
that he was abandoned in a New York alley as a child and was raised by alley
cats. The fans started to feel
sympathetic towards Dennis until Dash stormed into the interview area demanding
that he should also be part of this. Dash
then went on to say that he heard what Dennis said and commented that his upbringing
was almost identical except he was raised by alley dogs. The fans saw through this and booed the crap
out of Dash for blatantly copying Dennis.
Hell, Dash can’t seem to have an original thought. The booing intensified and Dash got fed up
and started to leave. He then told
Dennis to follow him. Dennis shook the
interviewers hand and followed his tag team partner.
We
did some digging and came up with a list below of the accomplishments of some
of the members of the HCW roster. They
are listed below alphabetically.
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Accomplishments since
2019: |
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Name |
Title Held |
Combined Length |
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‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad
Gumbo |
World Champion |
1 month |
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US Champion |
15 months (current) |
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2021 King of HCW |
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Apollo Gyze |
US Champion |
1 month |
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World Tag Team
Champion (with Dash) |
4 months |
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AA Champion |
1 defense |
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Catalina Harper |
Anytime/Anywhere
Champion |
did not retain |
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Ladies Champion (2) |
10 months |
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Dash Woodbrick |
World Tag Team
Champion (w/Apollo) |
4 months |
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World Tag Team
Champion (w/Dennis) |
current |
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Dennis Marshall |
World Tag Team
Champion (with Dash) |
current |
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Goldie Locks |
2021 Queen of HCW
(first ever) |
current |
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Hayley Hailstone |
Ladies Champion |
2 months |
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Jack Lumber |
World Champion (2) |
2 months - current |
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TV Champion |
1 month |
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Anytime/Anywhere
Champion |
did not retain |
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Korbi Kong |
Ladies Champion (2) |
5 months |
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Anytime/Anywhere
Champion |
did not retain |
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Maxine DeVito |
Ladies Champion |
3 months |
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Anytime/Anywhere
Champion (3) (first ever) |
5 defenses |
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Master Bull |
Anytime/Anywhere
Champion |
4 defenses |
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Masked Banana |
Anytime/Anywhere
Champion (3) |
3 defenses |
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Starbuck Steel |
TV Champion |
3 months |
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Steel Curtain |
6 Man Tag Team
Champions (w/Biceps Bannerman) (2) |
12 months - current |
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World Tag Team
Champions |
8 months |
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Texas Wildfire |
World Champion |
6 months |
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Anytime/Anywhere
Champion |
did not retain |
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TV Champion (3) |
2 defenses |
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The Banker |
World Champion |
5 months |
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TV Champion (2)
('bought' it for first run) |
7 months - current |
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Violet Valkyrie |
Ladies Champion (2) |
7 months - current |
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Wicked Prophet |
World Champion (2) |
12 months |
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US Champion (2) |
8 months |
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2020 King of HCW |
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Pyro
goes off starting our show. GM Max
McGillicutty comes out and thanks the fans for attending and for giving the
guest GM the benefit of the doubt. He
doesn’t want to waste time standing her talking so let’s get the show underway.
The
Omegatron lights up showing the new Anytime/Anywhere Champion Lucas Johnston
walking through a park. He sees Master
Bull hiding behind a tree with a ref behind him. He thinks he’s going to be sneaky and creeps
up behind him. Bull, of course, was
waiting and hit him hard with a clothesline.
He then dumped Lucas on a merry-go-round and spun it. Lucas ended up
falling off disoriented. Bull ran over
and made the cover. The ref counted
1-2-3. Master Bull has just won the
Anytime/Anywhere title back. He takes
his title and leaves.
We
come back to the arena. Music hits and
Outback Oscar comes out to a nice pop from the crowd. He shakes hands with the fans and gets into
the ring. The music changes and out
comes the latest edition to HCW Albert Perez.
Perez starts to showboat and is immediately booed. He flips off the fans and makes his way to
the ring. He attacks Oscar starting this
one off. Oscar then fought back and held
the advantage for 4 minutes with Oscar locking in the Outback Stretch. Albert made it to the ropes and then hit
Oscar with a low blow changing the tide of the match. We join at the 5th minute.
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In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Albert
Perez rolled DC
Outback
Oscar rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
Albert
Perez rolled DC
Outback
Oscar rolled OC.
Outback
Oscar executes a AUSTRALIAN LEG SWEEP....
Albert
Perez attempts to defend against AUSTRALIAN LEG SWEEP but is unsuccessful.
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In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Albert
Perez rolled OC.
Outback
Oscar rolled OC.
Albert
Perez executes a SUNSET FLIP....
Outback
Oscar executes a AUSTRALIAN LEG SWEEP....
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In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Albert
Perez rolled OC.
Outback
Oscar rolled OC.
Albert
Perez executes a FLYING HEAD SCISSORS....
Outback
Oscar executes a KNEE LIFTS TO MIDSECTION....
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In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Albert
Perez rolled DC
Outback
Oscar rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
Albert
Perez rolled OC.
Outback
Oscar rolled OC.
Albert
Perez executes a LEG DROP....
Outback
Oscar executes a SWINGING NECKBREAKER....
Albert
Perez is attempting a pin (and hooks the tights)!!!
1...2...3
Outback
Oscar was pinned by Albert Perez!!!
Albert
Perez wins with a LEG DROP over Outback Oscar!!!
Albert
(don’t call me Al) Perez gets the win in his debut match. The fans boo him and he gloats in front of
them before finally heading to the back.
Oscar, frustrated, follows shortly thereafter.
Backstage,
Dash Woodbrick is reprimanding Dennis.
“We are a team. There is no I in
team. If there is an interview going on,
we both go. This is not the Dennis
Marshall show you know.” Dennis
apologizes and says it won’t happen again.
Our
next match is pitting two fan favorites against each other. First, Catalina Harper comes out to a nice
pop from the crowd. She shakes hands
with the fans and makes her way to the ring.
A moment later, the music changes and the ‘small but powerful’ Hayley
Hailstorm comes out. She also gets a
loud pop from the crowd. She interacts
with the fans and gets into the ring.
She meets Catalina in the middle of the ring and they shake hands. Catalina surprised Hayley early and held the
advantage throughout the match. Hayley
held her own but lagged slightly behind her opponent. We join the match at the 11 minute mark.
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In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Hayley
Hailstorm (f) rolled OC.
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled OC.
Hayley
Hailstorm (f) executes a OLD SCHOOL EXPULSION SLAM....
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a KNEEDROP ON ARM....
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In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Hayley
Hailstorm (f) rolled OC.
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled OC/TT
Hayley
Hailstorm (f) executes a FLIRTING WITH DANGER KNEE....
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a NA....
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In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Hayley
Hailstorm (f) rolled OC.
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled DC
Hayley
Hailstorm (f) executes a OLD SCHOOL EXPULSION SLAM....
Catalina
Harper (f) absorbs the punishment.
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In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Hayley
Hailstorm (f) rolled DC
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled DC
Both Women
in rolled DC
Hayley
Hailstorm (f) rolled OC.
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled DC
Hayley
Hailstorm (f) executes a TORNADO D.D.T.....
Catalina
Harper (f) reverses TORNADO D.D.T.!
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a PURR-FECT STORM....
Hayley
Hailstorm (f) reverses PURR-FECT STORM!
Hayley
Hailstorm (f) executes a OLD SCHOOL EXPULSION SLAM....
Catalina
Harper (f) neutralizes OLD SCHOOL EXPULSION SLAM. Hayley lands awkwardly on her arm.
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In the 15th minute of the match: =====
Hayley
Hailstorm (f) rolled DC
Catalina
Harper (f) rolled OC.
Catalina
Harper (f) executes a KNEEDROP ON ARM....
Hayley
Hailstorm (f) absorbs the punishment.
Catalina
Harper (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Hayley
Hailstorm (f) was pinned by Catalina Harper (f)!!!
Catalina
Harper (f) wins with a KNEEDROP ON ARM over Hayley Hailstorm (f)!!!
Catalina
Harper gets the win and immediately goes over to check on Hayley. She helps Hayley to her feet and Hayley
shakes her arm trying to get the feeling back in it. The two shake hands again and the fans pop
for them both. They eventually leave
the ring.
We
cut backstage for an interview with former Ladies Champion Korbi Kong. Korbi congratulates Violet on the win and
says that if she can’t hold the title, she is happy to see Violet have it. Korbi says that normally she’s a woman of
few words but she has some choice ones for Maxine. She is then censored by a loud beeping (we
have to keep this PG you know). Korbi
smiles and says she will make it her mission to run Maxine out of HCW. Once that is done, she is going to want a
rematch for the title. It doesn’t matter
who will be holding it – friend or foe – she wants her title back.
Up
next is some tag team action. 2 members
of the Muscles Trio – Muscles McGuire and Weasley – come out to a nice pop from
the crowd. They are carrying their boxes
of ‘Booty O’s’ cereal and wearing their rainbow colored bull horns. They interact with the fans and make their
way to the ring. The music eventually
changes and out comes the Freedom Fighters – Justice and Flash. FF are booed as they head to the ring but
they don’t seem to care. This match is
for FF’s spot in the Tag Team top 10.
They get in the ring and the match starts almost immediately. The Muscles held the lead for 10 minutes but
then the Freedom Fighters took over. It
wasn’t long before the Muscles found their groove and started to make a
comeback. Double teaming from the FF
followed by a huge flying dropkick from Justice shut the Muscles down. Justice made the cover and got the
1-2-3. The Freedom Fighters get the win
and hold on to their spot in the Tag Team Top 10. They leave and are booed by the fans. The Muscles get a “nice try” pop from the
crowd. (23 min)
The
Steel Curtain and Biceps Bannerman are backstage and they call out the
Ambassador and his cronies. Only the
Ambassador shows up. Buzz says they will
destroy the Ambassadors new team and then send him packing. Starbuck says he wants them in the ring. The Ambassador says that if the Six Man
Titles are not on the line, it’s a no-go.
Biceps then says he wants Dr. Red Fang one on one. Buzz says he will take on Azrael and Starbuck
will take Barry Morningstar. The
Ambassador says “It’s your funeral” and walks away. I guess we have some matches set for our next
card.
It’s
time for our next match which is for the TV Title. First, the challenger Ovaltine Jackson comes
out to a nice reception from the crowd.
He makes his way to the ring but his music is abruptly cut off when the
TV Champion the Banker’s music hits with “Everyone’s got a price…for the
Banker” and the champion comes out with his manager Ruth Heartless. The duo are booed heavily but they mostly
ignore the fans. The Banker has his
briefcase and hands it to Ruth as he enters the ring. He immediately attacks Ovaltine starting this
one off. Surprisingly, Ovaltine handed
the Banker his @$$. The Banker couldn’t
believe he was being dominated so badly.
At the 11 minute mark, he exited the ring and talked strategy with Ruth. He almost got counted out but Ovaltine chased
him back into the ring. We join the
match at the 12 minute mark.
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In the 12th minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled DC
Ovaltine
Jackson rolled OC.
Ovaltine
Jackson executes a SPINEBUSTER....
The Banker
absorbs the punishment.
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In the 13th minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled DC
Ovaltine
Jackson rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
The Banker
rolled OC.
Ovaltine
Jackson rolled DC
The Banker
executes a CREDIT CHECK CHOP....
Ovaltine
Jackson reverses CREDIT CHECK CHOP!
Ovaltine
Jackson executes a OSCAR SITOUT REAR MAT SLAM....
The Banker
neutralizes OSCAR SITOUT REAR MAT SLAM.
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In the 14th minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled OC.
Ovaltine
Jackson rolled DC
The Banker
executes a CREDIT CHECK CHOP....
Ovaltine
Jackson absorbs the punishment.
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In the 15th minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled DC
Ovaltine
Jackson rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
The Banker
rolled DC
Ovaltine
Jackson rolled OC.
Ovaltine
Jackson executes a OSCAR SITOUT REAR MAT SLAM....
The Banker
neutralizes OSCAR SITOUT REAR MAT SLAM.
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In the 16th minute of the match: =====
The Banker
rolled DC
Ovaltine
Jackson rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
The Banker
rolled OC.
Ovaltine
Jackson rolled OC.
Ruth
Heartless executes a Point out weakness in foe....
Ovaltine
Jackson executes a OSCAR SITOUT REAR MAT SLAM....
The
Banker is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Ovaltine
Jackson was pinned by The Banker!!!
The
Banker wins with a Point out weakness in foe over Ovaltine Jackson!!!
The
Banker escapes this one with a win (barely).
He takes his title and he and Ruth leave immediately before any “instant
replay” could be run to see what he did.
It’s
time for our main event – The World Tag Team Titles are on the line in the
first title defense by the newly crowned champions DD Double D Duo – Dash
Woodbrick and Dennis Marshall. Dennis,
of course, gets a nice pop from the crowd and Dash is booed. It seems Dash is becoming jealous and
resentful of Dennis’ popularity. First,
the challengers Maximillian Redbeard and Superquake Ferguson come out to a nice
pop from the crowd. As they get into the
ring, their music is shut off and DD’s music hits. Dash comes out first with a mic in hand and
says that no one cares about the big goof with the red beard or his brain-dead
partner (Dash then starts walking around on stage like Frankenstein). He laughs.
Dennis joins him, shaking his head, and they make their way to the
ring. Redbeard is about as red (from
anger) as his facial hair. A couple of
times Maximillian tried to start the match but Dash would continually jump out
of the ring delaying the start. Ferguson
got tired and chased Dash into the ring… into the waiting arms of
Redbeard. We finally get this one
started. Dash, of course, tried to hog
all the limelight for himself. Dennis
wasn’t thrilled.
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In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Dash
Woodbrick rolled DC
Maximillian Redbeard rolled OC.
Maximillian Redbeard executes a BOOT TO FACE....
Dash
Woodbrick absorbs the punishment.
Maximillian Redbeard tags out to Superquake Ferguson
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In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Dash
Woodbrick rolled DC
Superquake
Ferguson rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
Dash
Woodbrick rolled OC.
Superquake
Ferguson rolled OC/TT
Maximillian Redbeard,
Superquake Ferguson double teaming for 2 rounds.
Maximillian Redbeard is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Maximillian Redbeard executes a FLYING KNEE SMASH....
Superquake
Ferguson is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Superquake
Ferguson executes a GIANT HEADBUTT....
Dash
Woodbrick executes a High Knee to Face....
Maximillian Redbeard, Superquake Ferguson are double
teaming for 1 more rounds.
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In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Maximillian Redbeard rolled OC.
Superquake
Ferguson rolled DC
Dash
Woodbrick rolled DC
Maximillian Redbeard is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Maximillian Redbeard executes a ASGARD BODY SLAM....
Superquake
Ferguson is a defensive (DC) double teamer.
Superquake
Ferguson does nothing for the round.
Dash
Woodbrick absorbs the punishment.
Double
teaming ends.
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In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Dash
Woodbrick rolled OC.
Superquake
Ferguson rolled OC/TT
Maximillian Redbeard,
Superquake Ferguson double teaming for 1 rounds.
Maximillian Redbeard is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Maximillian Redbeard executes a KNOGGIN STOMP....
Superquake
Ferguson is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Superquake
Ferguson executes a EYE RAKE....
Dash
Woodbrick executes a Eye Poke....
Double
teaming ends.
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In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Dash
Woodbrick rolled OC/TT
Superquake
Ferguson rolled OC.
Everyone in
the ring for one round!!!
Dash
Woodbrick is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Dash
Woodbrick executes a Superkick....
Dennis
Marshall is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Dennis
Marshall executes a CORNER STOMPS....
Maximillian Redbeard is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Maximillian Redbeard executes a FLYING KNEE SMASH....
Superquake
Ferguson is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Superquake
Ferguson executes a BIG FOOT TO FACE....
Double
teaming ends.
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In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Dash
Woodbrick rolled DC
Superquake
Ferguson rolled DC
Both Men in
rolled DC
Dash
Woodbrick rolled OC.
Superquake
Ferguson rolled OC.
Dash
Woodbrick executes a Hammerlock Powerbomb....
Superquake
Ferguson executes a STAND ON NECK....
Superquake
Ferguson tags out to Maximillian
Redbeard
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In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Dash
Woodbrick rolled DC
Maximillian Redbeard rolled OC.
Maximillian Redbeard executes a SCISSOR KICK....
Dash
Woodbrick attempts to defend against SCISSOR KICK but is unsuccessful.
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In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Dash
Woodbrick rolled OC.
Maximillian Redbeard rolled OC.
Dash
Woodbrick executes a High Knee to Face....
Maximillian Redbeard executes a KNOGGIN STOMP....
Maximillian Redbeard is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Dash
Woodbrick kicks out of the pin!
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In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Dash
Woodbrick rolled OC.
Maximillian Redbeard rolled OC.
Maximillian Redbeard executes a POWERSLAM....
Dash
Woodbrick crawls out of the ring and grabs a chair. Dennis started to enter the ring but the ref
sent him back out not seeing what Dash was up to. Dash then threw the chair to Redbeard just as
the ref turned around. Maximillian is
caught red handed with the chair.
Maximillian Redbeard is disqualifed
Dash
Woodbrick and Dennis Marshall win due to a disqualification over Maximillian Redbeard and Superquake Ferguson!!!
Dash
cheats again and walks away with the win and the titles intact. The fans boo the crap out of him. Redbeard and Ferguson then chase Dash from
the ring and to the back leaving Dennis in the ring by himself. He shrugs his shoulders and then goes to
interact with the fans.
With
that, today’s show comes to an end.
Stay tuned. More to come.
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