Saturday, September 1, 2018

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2018 #708 – Phoenix Heat


Hello fans and welcome back to another installment of HCW’s Phoenix Heat.  As promised last episode, Master Bull will be on hand to make a major announcement.  In addition to that, we will get a visit from our World Champion ‘the Ragin Cajun’ King Rad Gumbo.  Also on the card, both the 6 man tag team titles and the World tag team belts will be on the line. 

Pyro goes off and our show is about to begin.  GM Master Bull makes his way out to a pop from the crowd.  He says that he’s not going to wait until the end of the show to make his announcement.  He says that after tonight’s show, HCW is going to take a vacation.  They will be ceasing shows during this time to give everyone time to refresh and recover (as well as recharging some batteries).  We are expected to return back to live action in mid-September.   Max also says that there are wrestlers contracts that are expiring and it is very possible that when HCW returns to action that the rosters may be a little lighter.  I guess we will have to wait to find out who.  During this hiatus, all legal issues that stemmed from Cushman Armitage’s hostile takeover will get the chance to iron themselves out and we can be back to normal without any more shenanigans.  Bull then introduces the owners of HCW – MR. B and MR. M and the crowd pops for them.  Bull mentions that it was Mr. B’s birthday and he got the audience to participate is singing Happy Birthday to the owner.  Eventually the three of them left and our show was ready to get moving.

The first match on the card, the 5th Column (Karl Braun, Oswald Zimmerman and Baron von Blood) make their way out to booing from the crowd.  Next, the Muscles Trio (Thorpe, Weasley & McGuire) come out wearing their rainbow colored bull horns and their boxes of Booty O’s cereal.  The Column attack them before the bell but the Trio ends up fighting back.  16 minutes in, Baron von Blood gets injured and he becomes a non-factor for the rest of the match.  10 minutes later, Weasley catches Oswald with a front dropkick and he made the cover to get the 3 count.  The Muscles Trio get the win much to the delight of the fans.  They celebrated briefly before leaving.  (26 min)

We get an update on Scooter J.  The injuries suffered at the hands of Hardcore Hensen and Nix Anderson ended up being more severe than what was expected.  It seems that he will be kept in the hospital for a while longer.  We then cut to a segment that was pre-recorded from Tacoma that took place between the Axe and TNT. 

Roving reporter Clarkus Kentus enters a room and hears the Axe and TNT talking.

Axe:  “I don't care what his wife said. The guys an asshole.”

TNT: “Asshole or not, I should be lying there.”

Axe:  “He put you through a lot.  Are you sure you can trust anything that he says.”

TNT:  “No but sometimes actions speak louder than words.  That action spoke volumes.”


They see Clarkus as he turns and leaves.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  This will be the first handicap match of the night.  First, the Machines (B&P) come out to a pop from the crowd.  Next, Angry Jack Lawson comes out and he storms down to the ring.  He tries to attack the Machines but they immediately double team him and kept ‘the Angry One’ on the defensive for a major chunk of the match.  Jack began to start a comeback but then Biceps Bannerman came out and caused a bit of a distraction. Jack gave up the attempt at a chokeslam and went to jawjack with Biceps.  He then turned around only for Machine B hit him with a piledriver.  He went for the cover and got the 3 count.  The Machines get the win.  (16 min)  They celebrate briefly and then leave.  Jack got on the mic and blasted Biceps for interfering in his match.  Biceps got in the ring and the two had words.  Biceps said he could defeat opponents of Jack’s choosing in a handicap match.  Biceps agreed.

For our next match, Biceps remained in the ring and waited for his opponents to come out.  Elitism’s music hit and out comes the Ambassador followed out by ‘Rowdy’ Roderick Rothchild and ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild.  Elitism went on the offensive but Biceps hit a spinebuster on Reid and went for a pin but Roderick broke up the pin.  The two then double teamed Biceps and the ref did absolutely nothing to stop it.  Just when it looked like Biceps was going to make a comeback, Angry Jack got up and took a chair and jabbed it into Biceps’ leg.  He went down.  Reid then locked in the Figure Four Reidlock and grabbed the ropes for leverage (ref still did nothing) but he was there to immediately call as soon as Biceps hinted at a tap out.  The ref called it saying that Biceps tapped out and awarded the match to Elitism.  Elitism celebrated briefly before Master Bull came out.  Bull said that he is tired of Jack and Biceps’ interference in each other’s matches and said that they need to settle this in the ring.  Bull then makes a match pitting Biceps and the Machines against Angry Jack and Elitism.  He called the Machines back down to the ring and said that match would take place after this next update.

We get an update on Davis ‘the Hoff’ Hoffmeister.  After the attack by Ivan, we learned that Davis’ nose was indeed broken and that after a bit of time off for recuperation, if he wanted back in the ring, he would have to wear a mask protecting his nose as it heals.  Davis said that he will be back in the ring before we knew it.

We cut back to the ring and now all 6 men are at the ring.  Angry Jack started off against Biceps by standing on his throat.  Jack then dragged Biceps’ face on the ropes burning his eyes.  Biceps then hit a HUMONGOUS spinebuster.  Biceps went for the pin and got the 3 count.  It only took two minutes and that was all she wrote.  Elitism left and Jack stumbled out of the ring and made his way to the back.  Biceps and the Machines celebrated and then left.

We cut backstage where Texas Wildfire, Sonic Blade and ‘Top Gun’ Justin Winger are cutting a promo.  Sonic says that their time is now and with Ruth banned from ringside, maybe now they’ll get that fair shake.  It’s time for new blood and tonight, that will be them.

Regulation is also backstage but Ruth is with them.  Ruth tells them that she has everything under control.  Regulator Mammoth tells her that although he appreciates what she’s done, the three of them can handle it all.  Mule chimes in agreeing with his tag team partner.  The Banker says that Ruth has brought cohesion to their team and they need to trust her.  Mammoth speaks back up and tells the Banker that they don’t need underhanded tactics to win; they are the best team in HCW.  The Banker tells him to settle down and that everything will work out.

We head back to the ring for our next match.   First, Kimberly Kiccsass makes her way down to the ring first and she is booed as she makes her way down to the ring.  Next, Scarlett Phoenix comes out to a huge pop from the crowd.  She high fives the fans as she makes her way around the ring and then into it.  The match begins almost immediately.  Kimberly kept in control of the match but slowly, Scarlett began to battle back making herself a real threat to upsetting Kim’s chances of a win.  As the match progressed, Scarlett hit Kimberly with the Black Widow but Kimberly went tumbling into the ref knocking him down.  At that point, the Duchess hit the ring and put a rag to Scarlett’s face apparently drugging her.  She began to become drowsy but before she was totally out, she left the ring.  Kimberly then woke up the ref and then locked in the Dragon Sleeper.  The ref checked on Scarlett.  He raised her arm three times and three times it fell.  He then called the match awarding it to Kimberly via submission.  Kimberly gets her arm raised as the fans boo.  She then left.  The Duchess then snuck back into the ring and began putting the boots to Scarlett.  She then hit her with the All Hail Her Majesty and then stood over Scarlett.  The fans booed louder than they did for Kimberly.  She flipped off the fans and then left.  Help came from the back and they helped Scarlett to the back.  (14 min)

Backstage, the Mexicali Flyers (using a translator) cut a promo saying that they are anxious to get a shot at the titles again.  They commented that it had been quite a long time since they held them so they want to see if they still “got it” and can reclaim those titles from the big dogs. 

We then cut to a promo from the World Champion ‘the Ragin Cajun’ King Rad Gumbo.  He says he did what he had to do to protect 1) him and 2) HCW.  The fans begin to boo.  He says that he never wanted the cheers from the fans as they are about as two-faced as they come but he is and always has been the Ragin Cajun.  He will continue to do what he does that keeps him as the face of the company.  Like it or not, he’s here to stay.

We head to the ring for our next match.  First, Texas Wildfire, ‘Top Gun’ Justin Winger and Sonic Blade make their way out to a huge pop from the crowd.  Next, the 6 Man Tag Team Champions come out and the Banker comes out with the Regulators.  They are booed as they head down to the ring.  Once there, The Banker tells the Regulators that he “has this” and they look sort of miffed with him.


===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

The Banker rolled OC.

Sonic Blade rolled OC.

The Banker executes a OVERDRAFT UPPERCUT....

Sonic Blade executes a REVERSE CRADLE....

Sonic Blade is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

The Banker kicks out of the pin!


===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

The Banker rolled DC

Sonic Blade rolled OC.

Sonic Blade executes a BRAZILIAN PRESS (LOU THESZ)....

The Banker absorbs the punishment.


===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====

The Banker rolled DC

Sonic Blade rolled OC.

Sonic Blade executes a TILT A WHIRL ARM DRAG....

The Banker attempts to defend against TILT A WHIRL ARM DRAG but is unsuccessful.


===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====

The Banker rolled DC

Sonic Blade rolled OC.

Sonic Blade executes a POWER CLOTHESLINE....

The Banker absorbs the punishment.

Sonic Blade is attempting a pin!!!

1...

The Banker kicks out of the pin!


===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====

The Banker rolled OC.

Sonic Blade rolled OC/TT

Sonic Blade,  'Top Gun' Justin Winger,  Texas Wildfire double teaming for 1 rounds.

Sonic Blade is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Sonic Blade executes a BRAZILIAN PRESS (LOU THESZ)....

'Top Gun' Justin Winger is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

'Top Gun' Justin Winger executes a HEAD SMASH INTO TURNBUCKLE....

Texas Wildfire is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Texas Wildfire executes a STANDING ARMBAR....

The Banker executes a ATM FEE ARMBAR....

Double teaming ends.


===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====

The Banker rolled DC

Sonic Blade rolled OC.

Sonic Blade executes a ATOMIC DROP....

The Banker absorbs the punishment.

Sonic Blade is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...

The Banker kicks out of the pin!

Sonic Blade tags out to 'Top Gun' Justin Winger


===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====

The Banker rolled DC

'Top Gun' Justin Winger rolled OC.

The Regulators are really ticked off with the Banker and they just up and leave the ring.  The Banker, confused as to what is going on, yells after them.  He then turns around.

'Top Gun' Justin Winger executes a WILD BULL PUNCH....

The Banker absorbs the punishment.

'Top Gun' Justin Winger is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

The Banker was pinned by 'Top Gun' Justin Winger!!!


'Top Gun' Justin Winger wins with a WILD BULL PUNCH over The Banker!!!


Winger gets the 3 count over the Banker and with that, he, Sonic and Texas Wildfire become the NEW 6 MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!  The fans pop huge for them and they celebrate for a few minutes before leaving.

We go backstage again and this time we hear from the World Tag Team Champions the Desperados.  El Chango and Leon Teremoto have been riding high for a few months and they say that tonight’s match is no different from any of the others.  Leon says that the Desperados are the lifeblood of HCW and if anything were to happen (El Chango jumps in and says “Nothing will”)…but there is nothing to worry about.  Like all their other matches…”They’ve got this”.

It is time for our main event.  First, the Mexicali Flyers (El Dragon Insano & Tornado en Fuego) make their way out first to a huge pop from the crowd.  Next, the champions come out and they too get an equally loud pop.  All four men make it into the ring and this one begins almost immediately.

===== In the 1st minute of the match: =====

Leon Teremoto rolled DC

Tornado en Fuego rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Leon Teremoto rolled OC.

Tornado en Fuego rolled DC

Leon Teremoto executes a DROPKICK....

Tornado en Fuego absorbs the punishment.


===== In the 2nd minute of the match: =====

Leon Teremoto rolled DC

Tornado en Fuego rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Leon Teremoto rolled DC

Tornado en Fuego rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Leon Teremoto rolled DC

Tornado en Fuego rolled OC.

Tornado en Fuego executes a MW3 SUPERKICK....

Leon Teremoto absorbs the punishment.


===== In the 3rd minute of the match: =====

Leon Teremoto rolled DC

Tornado en Fuego rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Leon Teremoto rolled DC

Tornado en Fuego rolled OC.

Tornado en Fuego executes a HUGE KNEELIFT....

Leon Teremoto absorbs the punishment.

Tornado en Fuego is attempting a pin!!!

1...

Leon Teremoto kicks out of the pin!

Tornado en Fuego tags out to El Dragon Insano


===== In the 4th minute of the match: =====

Leon Teremoto rolled OC.

El Dragon Insano rolled OC.

Leon Teremoto executes a GORILLA HUG....

El Dragon Insano executes a GUERRERO STOMP....

Leon Teremoto tags out to El Chango


===== In the 5th minute of the match: =====

El Chango rolled OC.

El Dragon Insano rolled OC.

El Chango executes a NA....

El Dragon Insano executes a HIT WITH CHAIR....

El Chango tags out to Leon Teremoto


===== In the 6th minute of the match: =====

Leon Teremoto rolled DC

El Dragon Insano rolled OC.

El Dragon Insano executes a THROW OUT OF RING....

Leon Teremoto absorbs the punishment.

Leon Teremoto is on the outside.  The ref begins the count.

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...

Leon Teremoto makes it back into the ring at the 9 count.


===== In the 7th minute of the match: =====

Leon Teremoto rolled DC

El Dragon Insano rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Leon Teremoto rolled DC

El Dragon Insano rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Leon Teremoto rolled OC.

El Dragon Insano rolled OC.

Leon Teremoto executes a DROPKICK....

El Dragon Insano executes a SUPERPLEX....

El Dragon Insano tags out to Tornado en Fuego


===== In the 8th minute of the match: =====

Leon Teremoto rolled DC

Tornado en Fuego rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Leon Teremoto rolled OC/TT

Tornado en Fuego rolled OC.

Leon Teremoto,  El Chango double teaming for 1 rounds.

Leon Teremoto is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

Leon Teremoto executes a HAIRPULL....

El Chango is a offensive (OC) double teamer.

El Chango executes a CAMEL CLUTCH....

Tornado en Fuego executes a DRAGONSCREW....

Double teaming ends.


===== In the 9th minute of the match: =====

Leon Teremoto rolled OC.

Tornado en Fuego rolled DC

Leon Teremoto executes a HAIRPULL....

Tornado en Fuego absorbs the punishment.

Leon Teremoto tags out to El Chango


===== In the 10th minute of the match: =====

El Chango rolled DC

Tornado en Fuego rolled OC.

Tornado en Fuego executes a TORNADO DRIVER....

El Chango attempts to defend against TORNADO DRIVER but is unsuccessful.

Tornado en Fuego is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3

El Chango was pinned by Tornado en Fuego!!!


Tornado en Fuego wins with a TORNADO DRIVER over El Chango!!!


The Mexicali Flyers get the win and become the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!  The Flyers celebrate with the fans as the Desperados head to the back empty handed.  After a few minutes of celebration, they too head to the back.

Just before the show could end, J C Dykes and the Unknown Assassin make their way out to the ring.  Dykes says that the Unknown Assassin is the greatest villain that HCW has ever seen.  He makes HCW so much money that he feels that he is underpaid.  Dykes alludes that their contracts are almost up and HCW has done nothing to appease them.  Dykes says that the longer HCW waits to bring a ‘real’ offer, the more they will make life miserable for everyone.  Unknown Assassin gets on the mic and says that no one ANYWHERE in HCW can touch him.  Just then, music changed and we hear “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE” and out comes Ant Graham and Dr. Red Fang; probably two of the most hated men in HCW.  Fang gets in the ring and snarls and growls.  He and Graham then get into the faces of Dykes and the Unknown Assassin and Graham stands there shaking his head.  The two most hated men just stand there staring at each other as the show comes to an end. 

Thanks for tuning in.  We will be back in two weeks with more enjoyable HCW action.

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