Hello fans and welcome back to another installment of HCW’s Phoenix Heat. As promised last episode, Master Bull will be on hand to make a major announcement. In addition to that, we will get a visit from our World Champion ‘the Ragin Cajun’ King Rad Gumbo. Also on the card, both the 6 man tag team titles and the World tag team belts will be on the line.
Pyro goes off and
our show is about to begin. GM Master
Bull makes his way out to a pop from the crowd.
He says that he’s not going to wait until the end of the show to make
his announcement. He says that after
tonight’s show, HCW is going to take a vacation. They will be ceasing shows during this time
to give everyone time to refresh and recover (as well as recharging some
batteries). We are expected to return
back to live action in mid-September.
Max also says that there are wrestlers contracts that are expiring and
it is very possible that when HCW returns to action that the rosters may be a
little lighter. I guess we will have to
wait to find out who. During this
hiatus, all legal issues that stemmed from Cushman Armitage’s hostile takeover
will get the chance to iron themselves out and we can be back to normal without
any more shenanigans. Bull then
introduces the owners of HCW – MR. B and MR. M and the crowd pops for
them. Bull mentions that it was Mr. B’s
birthday and he got the audience to participate is singing Happy Birthday to
the owner. Eventually the three of them
left and our show was ready to get moving.
The first match on
the card, the 5th Column (Karl Braun, Oswald Zimmerman and Baron von
Blood) make their way out to booing from the crowd. Next, the Muscles Trio (Thorpe, Weasley &
McGuire) come out wearing their rainbow colored bull horns and their boxes of
Booty O’s cereal. The Column attack them
before the bell but the Trio ends up fighting back. 16 minutes in, Baron von Blood gets injured
and he becomes a non-factor for the rest of the match. 10 minutes later, Weasley catches Oswald with
a front dropkick and he made the cover to get the 3 count. The Muscles Trio get the win much to the
delight of the fans. They celebrated
briefly before leaving. (26 min)
We get an update
on Scooter J. The injuries suffered at
the hands of Hardcore Hensen and Nix Anderson ended up being more severe than
what was expected. It seems that he will
be kept in the hospital for a while longer.
We then cut to a segment that was pre-recorded from Tacoma that took
place between the Axe and TNT.
Roving reporter
Clarkus Kentus enters a room and hears the Axe and TNT talking.
Axe: “I don't care what his wife said. The guys an
asshole.”
TNT: “Asshole or
not, I should be lying there.”
Axe: “He put you through a lot. Are you sure you can trust anything that he
says.”
TNT: “No but sometimes actions speak louder than
words. That action spoke volumes.”
They see Clarkus as he turns and leaves.
We head back to
the ring for our next match. This will
be the first handicap match of the night.
First, the Machines (B&P) come out to a pop from the crowd. Next, Angry Jack Lawson comes out and he
storms down to the ring. He tries to
attack the Machines but they immediately double team him and kept ‘the Angry
One’ on the defensive for a major chunk of the match. Jack began to start a comeback but then
Biceps Bannerman came out and caused a bit of a distraction. Jack gave up the
attempt at a chokeslam and went to jawjack with Biceps. He then turned around only for Machine B hit
him with a piledriver. He went for the
cover and got the 3 count. The Machines
get the win. (16 min) They celebrate briefly and then leave. Jack got on the mic and blasted Biceps for interfering
in his match. Biceps got in the ring and
the two had words. Biceps said he could
defeat opponents of Jack’s choosing in a handicap match. Biceps agreed.
For our next
match, Biceps remained in the ring and waited for his opponents to come
out. Elitism’s music hit and out comes
the Ambassador followed out by ‘Rowdy’ Roderick Rothchild and ‘The Elitist’
Reid Rothchild. Elitism went on the
offensive but Biceps hit a spinebuster on Reid and went for a pin but Roderick
broke up the pin. The two then double
teamed Biceps and the ref did absolutely nothing to stop it. Just when it looked like Biceps was going to
make a comeback, Angry Jack got up and took a chair and jabbed it into Biceps’
leg. He went down. Reid then locked in the Figure Four Reidlock
and grabbed the ropes for leverage (ref still did nothing) but he was there to
immediately call as soon as Biceps hinted at a tap out. The ref called it saying that Biceps tapped
out and awarded the match to Elitism.
Elitism celebrated briefly before Master Bull came out. Bull said that he is tired of Jack and Biceps’
interference in each other’s matches and said that they need to settle this in
the ring. Bull then makes a match
pitting Biceps and the Machines against Angry Jack and Elitism. He called the Machines back down to the ring and
said that match would take place after this next update.
We get an update
on Davis ‘the Hoff’ Hoffmeister. After
the attack by Ivan, we learned that Davis’ nose was indeed broken and that
after a bit of time off for recuperation, if he wanted back in the ring, he
would have to wear a mask protecting his nose as it heals. Davis said that he will be back in the ring
before we knew it.
We cut back to the
ring and now all 6 men are at the ring. Angry
Jack started off against Biceps by standing on his throat. Jack then dragged Biceps’ face on the ropes
burning his eyes. Biceps then hit a
HUMONGOUS spinebuster. Biceps went for
the pin and got the 3 count. It only
took two minutes and that was all she wrote.
Elitism left and Jack stumbled out of the ring and made his way to the
back. Biceps and the Machines celebrated
and then left.
We cut backstage
where Texas Wildfire, Sonic Blade and ‘Top Gun’ Justin Winger are cutting a
promo. Sonic says that their time is now
and with Ruth banned from ringside, maybe now they’ll get that fair shake. It’s time for new blood and tonight, that
will be them.
Regulation is also
backstage but Ruth is with them. Ruth tells
them that she has everything under control.
Regulator Mammoth tells her that although he appreciates what she’s
done, the three of them can handle it all.
Mule chimes in agreeing with his tag team partner. The Banker says that Ruth has brought
cohesion to their team and they need to trust her. Mammoth speaks back up and tells the Banker
that they don’t need underhanded tactics to win; they are the best team in
HCW. The Banker tells him to settle down
and that everything will work out.
We head back to
the ring for our next match. First,
Kimberly Kiccsass makes her way down to the ring first and she is booed as she
makes her way down to the ring. Next,
Scarlett Phoenix comes out to a huge pop from the crowd. She high fives the fans as she makes her way
around the ring and then into it. The
match begins almost immediately.
Kimberly kept in control of the match but slowly, Scarlett began to
battle back making herself a real threat to upsetting Kim’s chances of a
win. As the match progressed, Scarlett
hit Kimberly with the Black Widow but Kimberly went tumbling into the ref
knocking him down. At that point, the
Duchess hit the ring and put a rag to Scarlett’s face apparently drugging
her. She began to become drowsy but
before she was totally out, she left the ring.
Kimberly then woke up the ref and then locked in the Dragon
Sleeper. The ref checked on
Scarlett. He raised her arm three times
and three times it fell. He then called
the match awarding it to Kimberly via submission. Kimberly gets her arm raised as the fans
boo. She then left. The Duchess then snuck back into the ring and
began putting the boots to Scarlett. She
then hit her with the All Hail Her Majesty and then stood over Scarlett. The fans booed louder than they did for Kimberly. She flipped off the fans and then left. Help came from the back and they helped
Scarlett to the back. (14 min)
Backstage, the
Mexicali Flyers (using a translator) cut a promo saying that they are anxious
to get a shot at the titles again. They
commented that it had been quite a long time since they held them so they want
to see if they still “got it” and can reclaim those titles from the big
dogs.
We then cut to a
promo from the World Champion ‘the Ragin Cajun’ King Rad Gumbo. He says he did what he had to do to protect
1) him and 2) HCW. The fans begin to
boo. He says that he never wanted the
cheers from the fans as they are about as two-faced as they come but he is and
always has been the Ragin Cajun. He will
continue to do what he does that keeps him as the face of the company. Like it or not, he’s here to stay.
We head to the
ring for our next match. First, Texas
Wildfire, ‘Top Gun’ Justin Winger and Sonic Blade make their way out to a huge
pop from the crowd. Next, the 6 Man Tag
Team Champions come out and the Banker comes out with the Regulators. They are booed as they head down to the
ring. Once there, The Banker tells the
Regulators that he “has this” and they look sort of miffed with him.
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
The
Banker rolled OC.
Sonic
Blade rolled OC.
The Banker
executes a OVERDRAFT UPPERCUT....
Sonic
Blade executes a REVERSE CRADLE....
Sonic
Blade is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
The
Banker kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
The
Banker rolled DC
Sonic
Blade rolled OC.
Sonic
Blade executes a BRAZILIAN PRESS (LOU THESZ)....
The Banker
absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
The
Banker rolled DC
Sonic
Blade rolled OC.
Sonic
Blade executes a TILT A WHIRL ARM DRAG....
The Banker
attempts to defend against TILT A WHIRL ARM DRAG but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 4th minute of the match: =====
The
Banker rolled DC
Sonic
Blade rolled OC.
Sonic
Blade executes a POWER CLOTHESLINE....
The Banker
absorbs the punishment.
Sonic
Blade is attempting a pin!!!
1...
The
Banker kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
The
Banker rolled OC.
Sonic
Blade rolled OC/TT
Sonic
Blade, 'Top Gun' Justin Winger, Texas Wildfire double teaming for 1 rounds.
Sonic
Blade is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Sonic
Blade executes a BRAZILIAN PRESS (LOU THESZ)....
'Top Gun'
Justin Winger is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
'Top Gun'
Justin Winger executes a HEAD SMASH INTO TURNBUCKLE....
Texas
Wildfire is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Texas
Wildfire executes a STANDING ARMBAR....
The Banker
executes a ATM FEE ARMBAR....
Double
teaming ends.
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
The
Banker rolled DC
Sonic
Blade rolled OC.
Sonic
Blade executes a ATOMIC DROP....
The Banker
absorbs the punishment.
Sonic
Blade is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
The
Banker kicks out of the pin!
Sonic
Blade tags out to 'Top Gun' Justin Winger
=====
In the 7th minute of the match: =====
The
Banker rolled DC
'Top Gun'
Justin Winger rolled OC.
The Regulators
are really ticked off with the Banker and they just up and leave the ring. The Banker, confused as to what is going on,
yells after them. He then turns around.
'Top Gun'
Justin Winger executes a WILD BULL PUNCH....
The Banker
absorbs the punishment.
'Top
Gun' Justin Winger is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
The
Banker was pinned by 'Top Gun' Justin Winger!!!
'Top
Gun' Justin Winger wins with a WILD BULL PUNCH over The Banker!!!
Winger gets the 3
count over the Banker and with that, he, Sonic and Texas Wildfire become the
NEW 6 MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! The fans
pop huge for them and they celebrate for a few minutes before leaving.
We go backstage
again and this time we hear from the World Tag Team Champions the
Desperados. El Chango and Leon Teremoto
have been riding high for a few months and they say that tonight’s match is no
different from any of the others. Leon
says that the Desperados are the lifeblood of HCW and if anything were to
happen (El Chango jumps in and says “Nothing will”)…but there is nothing to
worry about. Like all their other
matches…”They’ve got this”.
It is time for our
main event. First, the Mexicali Flyers
(El Dragon Insano & Tornado en Fuego) make their way out first to a huge
pop from the crowd. Next, the champions
come out and they too get an equally loud pop.
All four men make it into the ring and this one begins almost
immediately.
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Leon
Teremoto rolled DC
Tornado
en Fuego rolled DC
Both Men
in rolled DC
Leon
Teremoto rolled OC.
Tornado
en Fuego rolled DC
Leon
Teremoto executes a DROPKICK....
Tornado en
Fuego absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Leon
Teremoto rolled DC
Tornado
en Fuego rolled DC
Both Men
in rolled DC
Leon
Teremoto rolled DC
Tornado
en Fuego rolled DC
Both Men
in rolled DC
Leon
Teremoto rolled DC
Tornado
en Fuego rolled OC.
Tornado en
Fuego executes a MW3 SUPERKICK....
Leon
Teremoto absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Leon
Teremoto rolled DC
Tornado
en Fuego rolled DC
Both Men
in rolled DC
Leon
Teremoto rolled DC
Tornado
en Fuego rolled OC.
Tornado en
Fuego executes a HUGE KNEELIFT....
Leon
Teremoto absorbs the punishment.
Tornado
en Fuego is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Leon
Teremoto kicks out of the pin!
Tornado
en Fuego tags out to El Dragon Insano
=====
In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Leon
Teremoto rolled OC.
El Dragon
Insano rolled OC.
Leon
Teremoto executes a GORILLA HUG....
El Dragon
Insano executes a GUERRERO STOMP....
Leon
Teremoto tags out to El Chango
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
El Chango
rolled OC.
El Dragon
Insano rolled OC.
El Chango
executes a NA....
El Dragon
Insano executes a HIT WITH CHAIR....
El Chango
tags out to Leon Teremoto
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Leon
Teremoto rolled DC
El Dragon
Insano rolled OC.
El Dragon
Insano executes a THROW OUT OF RING....
Leon
Teremoto absorbs the punishment.
Leon
Teremoto is on the outside. The ref
begins the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...
Leon
Teremoto makes it back into the ring at the 9 count.
=====
In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Leon
Teremoto rolled DC
El Dragon
Insano rolled DC
Both Men
in rolled DC
Leon
Teremoto rolled DC
El Dragon
Insano rolled DC
Both Men
in rolled DC
Leon
Teremoto rolled OC.
El Dragon
Insano rolled OC.
Leon
Teremoto executes a DROPKICK....
El Dragon
Insano executes a SUPERPLEX....
El Dragon
Insano tags out to Tornado en Fuego
=====
In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Leon
Teremoto rolled DC
Tornado
en Fuego rolled DC
Both Men
in rolled DC
Leon
Teremoto rolled OC/TT
Tornado
en Fuego rolled OC.
Leon
Teremoto, El Chango double teaming for 1
rounds.
Leon
Teremoto is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Leon
Teremoto executes a HAIRPULL....
El Chango
is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
El Chango
executes a CAMEL CLUTCH....
Tornado en
Fuego executes a DRAGONSCREW....
Double
teaming ends.
=====
In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Leon
Teremoto rolled OC.
Tornado
en Fuego rolled DC
Leon
Teremoto executes a HAIRPULL....
Tornado en
Fuego absorbs the punishment.
Leon
Teremoto tags out to El Chango
=====
In the 10th minute of the match: =====
El Chango
rolled DC
Tornado
en Fuego rolled OC.
Tornado en
Fuego executes a TORNADO DRIVER....
El Chango
attempts to defend against TORNADO DRIVER but is unsuccessful.
Tornado
en Fuego is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
El
Chango was pinned by Tornado en Fuego!!!
Tornado
en Fuego wins with a TORNADO DRIVER over El Chango!!!
The Mexicali Flyers get the win and become the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! The Flyers celebrate with the fans as the Desperados head to the back empty handed. After a few minutes of celebration, they too head to the back.
Just before the
show could end, J C Dykes and the Unknown Assassin make their way out to the
ring. Dykes says that the Unknown
Assassin is the greatest villain that HCW has ever seen. He makes HCW so much money that he feels that
he is underpaid. Dykes alludes that
their contracts are almost up and HCW has done nothing to appease them. Dykes says that the longer HCW waits to bring
a ‘real’ offer, the more they will make life miserable for everyone. Unknown Assassin gets on the mic and says that
no one ANYWHERE in HCW can touch him.
Just then, music changed and we hear “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE” and
out comes Ant Graham and Dr. Red Fang; probably two of the most hated men in
HCW. Fang gets in the ring and snarls
and growls. He and Graham then get into
the faces of Dykes and the Unknown Assassin and Graham stands there shaking his
head. The two most hated men just stand
there staring at each other as the show comes to an end.
Thanks for tuning
in. We will be back in two weeks with
more enjoyable HCW action.
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