Hello fans and
welcome to the “go-home” show before this weekend’s PPV Reign of
Champions. Before the show begins, we
have some news to go over.
First, Emmett
Millbarge thinks Sarona Reiher did such a great job (even though she lost) in
her match with Hayley Hailstone that he wanted her moved to the Tacoma
roster. In her place, he opted to send
Scarlett Phoenix down to the melting pit that is Phoenix AZ, home of the
Phoenix Heat show.
Second, there was
a battle royal that took place at an offsite show (not televised) that had Leiton
Snake get the win after eliminating El Dragon Insano. After the match, Leiton is attacked by Niven
Snake. Leiton dumps him out of the
ring. He grabs a mic and tells Niven
“I’m the ‘Seth Rollins’ of the group and you’re the ‘Roman Reigns’.” BURN!
Tobias, who was standing at ringside, asks “Who does that make me?” Leiton tells him “You’re the freakin Lunatic
Fringe Dean Ambrose dude!” Tobias is
like…”well…ok.”
At that same show,
there was a backstage altercation between TV Champion Nix Anderson and the
Unknown Assassin. Anderson attacked the
Assassin and the two had to be separated.
Anderson told UA that he would put the TV title on the line on the 8/22
Heat show.
The show begins
with pyro going off. Otto Ruthless comes
out first and the fans boo him as he walks down to the ring. Next, ‘the King of Cones’ Magnum Kone comes
out pushing his ice cream cart down to the ring. He hands out a few cones and then enters the
ring. Otto attacks him and the match
begins. The attack is thwarted almost
immediately and Magnum beat Otto all over the ring. Otto tried to get away but Magnum kept up the
attack and called for the popsicle (piledriver) hitting it in the middle of the
ring. He makes the cover and gets the 3
count. Magnum gets the win and then
leaves the ring to hand out more ice cream and then heads to the back. (5 min)
We head backstage where the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) are cutting a promo against tonight’s opponents the Mexicali Flyers. The winner of the match tonight is next in line for a shot at the tag team titles. Buzz says that it’s been a while since the Flyers have been here and look forward to the match with the veterans. Starbuck leans in and says “Word” as the segment ends.
Our next match is
ready to go. First, Wilber Townsend
makes his way down to the ring as the lights dim and he’s carrying a
lantern. He gets on the mic and reminds
us that his “blood” TNT is wrestling against Scooter J and he’d better not let
the family down. TNT comes out to a pop
from the crowd and enters the ring. He
takes the mic from Wilber and says that he doesn’t care what Wilber thinks…he
is NOT a Townsend anymore. He is
TNT. The fans pop. Wilber says that TNT needs a warm up match
and then motions for the bell to ring for this impromptu match. The two family members fought all over the
ring and actually took it to the time limit with no resolution. The bell rang bringing this one to a draw
finish. Wilber then sat back and began
to laugh. TNT looked at him like he’d
lost his mind. He kept laughing and when
TNT walked over and asked what the hell he was laughing at, TNT is blindsided
and attacked by his PPV opponent Scooter J.
Wilber sat there and laughed as an exhausted TNT tried to fight back but
fell victim to the onslaught from Scooter J.
Scooter J hit TNT with a superkick and then stood over him as the fans
booed. Scooter J flipped off the fans
and left. Wilber got up and laughed some
more before leaving. TNT was helped to
his feet and then helped to the back.
(20 min draw; 5 extra for the additional segment)
Backstage, the
Mexicali Flyers (Tornado en Fuego and El Dragon Insano) (via subtitles) say
they are happy to be back and look forward to taking on the Steel Curtain. They are excited to have a shot at the titles
and they feel that this may be their final run so they will make it count.
We head to the
ring for the next match. First, 5th
Column member Baron von Blood comes out to booing from the crowd. Next, the fans pop huge as Texas Wildfire
makes his way down to the ring. He
climbs each of the turnbuckles getting the crowd psyched up. The match begins with TW totally owning his
opponent but to the Baron’s credit, he kept kicking out of all the pin
attempts. Wildfire kept the pressure on
and it took 19 minutes but TW finally got a pin after locking in a standing
armbar and turned it into a pin. Baron
von Blood was too exhausted by this time and succumbed to the 3 count. TW gets the win and the crowd popped for him
as he made his way to the back. (19 min)
The Unknown
Assassin is backstage with his manager J C Dykes and Dykes says that Nix
Anderson is a coward and once he is done with him, he’s sending Anderson home
in a pine box. Dykes says that if Matt
Preacher tries to interfere in this match, he’ll slap him into next week.
Our ladies match
is up next. Scarlett Phoenix makes her
way out first and gets a pop from the Phoenix crowd. She seems content in her new home. Next, the Duchess makes her way out and the
fans boo her. She sneers and yells back
at them as she makes her way to the ring.
The Duchess attacks Scarlett by throwing her right into the steel
post. She began working over Scarlett’s
arm and even though she tried to fight her off, the Duchess kept the pressure
on. At the 5 minute mark, the Duchess
locked in the All Hail her Majesty and used the ropes for extra leverage making
Scarlett tap out. The Duchess steals a
win and laughs as her arm is raised. The
Duchess begins to jawjack with the fans from the ring but she turns around and
Scarlett hits the Black Widow. The
Duchess is out. The fans pop as Scarlett
makes her way to the back. The Duchess eventually
gets up and then storms to the back. (5
min)
TV Champion Nix
Anderson is backstage with his manager ‘the Singapore Sensation’ Matt Preacher and
he says that Dykes and the Unknown Assassin are a bunch of crybabies. UA lost the belt fair and square and now he’s
mad and stomping around pouting. Nix
holds the TV title up and says that it’s not going anywhere and he’s walking out
with his title. Preacher then addresses
Dykes’ comment and laughs saying that Dykes slaps like a baby so he has nothing
to worry about but if he wants a piece of him, he won’t be hard to find.
Our next match on
the card is the Steel Curtain vs the Mexicali Flyers for the next shot at the
Tag Team titles. The winning team gets their
match at the PPV too. First, the Mexicali
Flyers come out to a pop from the crowd.
After they made their way to the ring and got the crowd psyched up, the
music changed and out comes the Steel Curtain.
As Starbuck and Buzz made their way out to a pop from the crowd, they
are immediately attacked from behind by Elitism – Reid and Roderick
Rothchild. They beat down the Curtain
and then turn and leave. Medics came out
from the back to check on the Curtain and were asked if they thought they could
continue. Buzz and Starbuck both said
yes. They made it to the ring, shaken
but still standing. The match begins
with El Dragon Insano hitting the Guerrero stomp on Buzz. Buzz makes the tag to Starbuck. ‘Buck hits the ring and hits the Out of this
World dropkick but El Dragon hits him with a neckbreaker but gets a near fall
with a 2 ½ count. Buzz is tagged back
in. Buzz hits El Dragon with a reverse
neckbreaker but El Dragon catches him with the neckbreaker. Tornado en Fuego hits the ropes and knocks
Starbuck off the apron. El Dragon makes
the cover and gets the 3 count. The
Mexicali Flyers get the win and will not only get the next tag team title shot
against tonight’s winners but get to do it at the PPV. Congrats to the Flyers. (3 min).
The Flyers help the Steel Curtain up and end up shaking hands. The fans
popped HUGE. They all eventually left.
The World Tag Team
Champs the Desperados say that they have a heavy week with a title defense
tonight and a potential defense in just a couple of days. Leon Teremoto says that Croc and Oscar are
good but they are not at their level. El
Chango says he tried to go for a singles title and failed so tonight, Croc and
Oscar will get his full attention and he and Leon are walking out the champs
not only tonight but will retain against the Flyers on Sunday. Leon says “See you then”.
The TV title
defense is next. First, the Unknown Assassin
and ‘the honorable’ J C Dykes come out and they are booed and heckled all the
way to the ring. Next, the TV Champion
Nix Anderson and his manager Matt Preacher come out and they are equally
booed. Nix smirks as he makes his way
down to the ring. He gets in the ring
and walks to the center and gets in the Assassin’s face and holds the title
mere inches from it. Nix laughs and then
steps back holding his title high. He
hands it to the ref and this one is ready to go. For 4 solid minutes, the two traded blows
back and forth. Things got interesting
at the 5 min mark.
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Nix
Anderson rolled OC.
The Unknown
Assassin rolled OC.
Nix
Anderson executes a THE NIXINATOR....
The
Unknown Assassin executes a FIREMAN'S CARRY ROLL....
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Nix
Anderson rolled OC.
The Unknown
Assassin rolled OC.
Honorable
J C Dykes executes a Holds opponent in the corner by his trunks....
"The
Singapore Sensation" Matt Preacher executes a Punch referee resulting in a
disqualification
Nix
Anderson was disqualified due to "The Singapore Sensation" Matt
Preacher's interference in the match!!!
The
Unknown Assassin wins with a Punch referee over Nix Anderson via
disqualification.
The Unknown
Assassin gets the win but since the title does not change hands on a DQ, Nix is
still the TV Champion.
Both men and their
managers eventually left the ring.
Master Bull is
with Ned Rhyerson and he talks about how they’re going to take the belt off the
Cajun, send him packing, and then rule HCW with an iron fist.
It’s time for our
main event. First, the Crocodile Hunter
and Outback Oscar make their way out to a pop from the crowd. Next, the champs the Desperados – El Chango
and Leon Teremoto – make their way out also to a pop from the crowd. The match began almost immediately and the
champs kept the upper hand for the majority of the match. Croc and Oscar got in some good shots but the
double teaming from the champs relegated them to playing defense. At the 7 minute mark, El Chango caught Croc
with a flying spinning heel kick and immediately hooked the leg getting the
1-2-3. The champs retain their belts in
a relatively short match. Both teams
left with the Desperados getting the final pop before heading behind the
curtain.
The show isn’t
over yet as we have our contract signing between the World Champion Rad Gumbo
and his PPV opponent ‘Big Money’ Ned Rhyerson III. The table is set up and Emmett comes out with
Master Bull and Ned. Gumbo comes out
with Tacoma GM Max McGillicutty. There
is a bit of jaw jacking before both men signed the paper confirming their match
this Sunday. Emmett began to mock Max
and Max grabbed a chair and began to chase Emmett to the back. Master Bull attacks him and the two begin to
brawl. Meanwhile back in the ring, Gumbo
and Ned also begain fighting and took their fight out of the ring and began heading
to the back. Ned slams Rad’s head
against the the wall and then throws Gumbo off the stage. HOLY SH*T! chants rang out from the
crowd. The show ends with Ned standing
on the stage looking down at Gumbo in a crumbled heap on the concrete floor
below.
The PPV is
next. Stay tuned.
Here is this
Sunday’s card:
Reign of Champions PPV
Seattle, WA
August 26, 2018
30 Minute Time Limit
Davis "the
Hoff" Hoffmeister
Magnum Kone |
VS.
|
Buzz Steel
Starbuck Steel |
20 Minute Time Limit
The Axe
|
VS.
|
Dr. Red Fang
with Ant Graham |
No Countout
30 Minute Time Limit
30 Minute Time Limit
TNT (Templeton N. Townsend) |
VS.
|
ScooterJ
|
For the US title
20 Minute Time Limit
Jacques Beannot |
VS.
|
Drew the Canadian Love Machine
|
No Hold's Barred
No Countout, 30 Minute Time Limit
Violet Valkyrie (f) |
VS.
|
Vanilla Zombie (f)
with "The Singapore Sensation" Matt Preacher |
For the 6 Man Titles
30 Minute Time Limit
The Banker Regulator Mammoth Regulator Mule with Ruth Heartless |
VS.
|
'Top Gun' Justin Winger
Sonic Blade Texas Wildfire |
For ownership of HCW
30 Minute Time Limit
"The Ragin
Cajun" King Rad Gumbo
with Queen Alexandria
|
VS.
|
"Big Money" Nathan Edward 'Ned'
Rhyerson III
with Master Bull |
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