Hello fans and
welcome back to our newsletter. Today,
we celebrate not only our Supershow but also out 700th issue of the
wrestling newsletter. We are coming to
you live from beautiful Tacoma, Washington where the weather is a beautiful 81
degrees. Our action packed card will
have the debut of a new ladies wrestler, a fatal four way for the Ladies title
with the one who gets pinned out of HCW, a tag team returns and a main event
featuring a triple threat match for the World title. If Rad Gumbo retains tonight, then neither
Buzz nor Starbuck Steel will be able to go after the world title for the
remainder of the year or Gumbo’s championship reign (whichever is longer).
Tacoma Thunder Super Show #700
Tacoma, WA
August 5, 2018
30 Minute Time Limit
Dr. Red Fang
with Ant Graham |
VS.
|
'Red Hot' Lucas Johnston
|
30 Minute Time Limit
Hayley Hailstone (f)
|
VS.
|
Lady Hermann (f)
|
30 Minute Time Limit
Magnum Kone
Davis "the Hoff" Hoffmeister |
VS.
|
HARDCORE HENSEN
Nix Anderson with "The Singapore Sensation" Matt Preacher |
30 Minute Time Limit
A Mystery Team
|
VS.
|
Smasher #2
Smasher #1 with MJ |
Fatal Four Way for the Ladies Title
No Countout
60 Minute Time Limit
El Gato Negro (f)
|
VS.
|
Ruby Rose (f)
|
VS.
|
Madame Jade (f)
|
VS.
|
Ravishing Raquel (f)
|
Triple Threat Match for the World Title
No Countout
60 Minute Time Limit
"The Ragin
Cajun" Rad Gumbo
|
VS.
|
Buzz Steel
|
VS.
|
Starbuck Steel
|
The show begins
outside in the garage area. A limo pulls
up and then Emmett Millbarge, Cushman Armitage and Master Bull exit. The fans boo them loudly. Cushman claps Bull on the back and says that
he has a great future planned for his “Master GM”. The two walk in the door and Emmett then
glares around questioningly before following them in. I wonder who or what he was looking for.
Pyro goes off
kicking off our show. ‘Red Hot’ Lucas
Johnston comes out first and the fans pop huge for him. He
gets into the ring and begins to psyche up the crowd but then we hear “VAMPIRE
LUNGES FOR EVERYONE!” and out comes Dr. Red Fang and his nefarious manager Ant
Graham. Graham is like the smell from
week old seafood…it just won’t go away. The
two made their way down to the ring and the fans booed the crap out of
them. Dr. Red Fang threatened to hit a
few of the fans but Graham pulled him to the ring. Fang immediately attacked Lucas beating him
down for 5 minutes until Lucas began his comeback. Lucas went for a superplex from the top rope
but Graham used his cane and hit Lucas in the knee with it. Lucas fell back into the ring. Fang jumped down and locked in the spider web
lock and after numerous attempts to reach the ropes, Lucas ended up passing out
from the pain. The ref raised and
watched Lucas’ hand hit the mat three times.
The ref then awarded the match to Dr. Red Fang via submission at 7
minutes into their match. Fang and
Graham left to booing from the fans.
Lucas was eventually revived but he held his knee and appeared to be in
excruciating pain. He was helped to the
back by a couple of ring attendents.
Backstage, HCW’s ‘real’
owners show up and confront Cushman and Emmett (and Bull). Mr. B says that Cushman came “this close” to
taking it all but he and Mr. M got it figured out and the takeover attempt is
over. Mr. M tells Bull that he will deal
with him soon enough. Tacoma GM Max
McGillicutty joins them. Cushman,
desperate to hold on to what he has, offers the owners a solution that can be
solved by a match. He says he will pick
one person to represent him and Emmett and the owners can pick one person to
represent them and the winner of the match gets HCW. Cushman tells them that if they don’t accept
this, he will take the denial of his buyout to the appeals court and tie up HCW
and all its assets so they cannot run shows anymore. Mr. B and Mr. M confer with Max and it’s
agreed. The match takes place as the
main event of the PPV at the end of the month.
Our next match is
ready to go. Lady Hermann makes her way
out first and she is booed all the way to the ring. Next, the music changes to an upbeat tune and
out comes the newcomer Hayley Hailstone.
She gets a pretty impressive pop from the crowd and she shakes hands
with the fans as she makes her way around ringside. She even hugs a few of the kids at
ringside. She looks up to the ring and
sees Lady Hermann pacing in the ring.
Hayley is wearing a shirt that reads on one side “Size Matters Not” and
on the other, Behold the power of the Hailstone”. She removes her shirt and hands it to one of
the kids. She slides into the ring and
is ready for her match.
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Hayley
Hailstone (f) rolled DC
Lady
Hermann (f) rolled OC.
Lady
Hermann (f) executes a SPEAR....
Hayley
Hailstone (f) attempts to defend against SPEAR but is unsuccessful.
Lady
Hermann (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...
Hayley
Hailstone (f) kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Hayley
Hailstone (f) rolled OC/TT
Lady
Hermann (f) rolled OC/TT
Hayley
Hailstone (f) executes a LIFTING REVERSE S.T.O.....
Lady
Hermann (f) executes a HEADSCISSORS FACEBUSTERS....
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Hayley
Hailstone (f) rolled OC/TT
Lady
Hermann (f) rolled OC.
Hayley
Hailstone (f) executes a LIFTING REVERSE S.T.O.....
Lady
Hermann (f) executes a SWINGING NECKBREAKER....
=====
In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Hayley
Hailstone (f) rolled OC.
Lady
Hermann (f) rolled DC
Hayley
Hailstone (f) executes a RUNNING LARIAT....
Lady
Hermann (f) absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Hayley
Hailstone (f) rolled OC/TT
Lady
Hermann (f) rolled OC.
Hayley
Hailstone (f) executes a LOVELACE CHOKER NECKBREAKER....
Lady
Hermann (f) executes a SWINGING NECKBREAKER....
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Hayley
Hailstone (f) rolled DC
Lady
Hermann (f) rolled OC.
Lady
Hermann (f) executes a HEADSCISSORS FACEBUSTERS....
Hayley Hailstone (f) attempts to defend against HEADSCISSORS FACEBUSTERS but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Hayley
Hailstone (f) rolled DC
Lady
Hermann (f) rolled DC
Both Women
in rolled DC
Hayley
Hailstone (f) rolled DC
Lady
Hermann (f) rolled DC
Both Women
in rolled DC
Hayley
Hailstone (f) rolled OC.
Lady
Hermann (f) rolled DC
Hayley
Hailstone (f) executes a SHIMMERING WARLOCK ENZUIGIRI....
Lady
Hermann (f) attempts to defend against SHIMMERING WARLOCK ENZUIGIRI but is
unsuccessful.
Hayley
Hailstone (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Lady
Hermann (f) was pinned by Hayley Hailstone (f)!!!
Hayley
Hailstone (f) wins with a SHIMMERING WARLOCK ENZUIGIRI over Lady Hermann (f)!!!
The fans pop as
Hayley gets the win in her debut match. She
high-fives with the fans and makes her way to the back.
GM Max
McGillicutty is backstage with the Smashers and their manager MJ. MJ demands to know who their opponents are
for tonight’s match. Max tells them that
they’ve fought them in the past but it has been awhile. MJ asks if the original Desperados are
getting back together because this current version sucks. Just then, World Tag Team Champions El Chango
and Leon Teremoto walk in. Leon says “So
this current version sucks huh? When was
the last time YOU got a pin or submission win against this sucky team? Let me tell you. NEVER.”
MJ says they got a countout win but El Chango chastises him. “Do you understand what pin or submission
mean? Anyone can swing a foreign object
and cause someone to get counted out but if you look at the standings, the last
time we met, WE walked away victorious, not you. If you really thing you’re the ‘shit’ around
here and want another shot at us, put your careers on the line and we can see
who the better team is and who truly sucks.”
El Chango and Leon walk off. MJ
and the Smashers storm off.
Our next match of
the night is ready to kick off. The Smashers
and their manager MJ make their way out first to booing from the fans. The music changes and…holy crap…no
way!...out comes the Mexicali Flyers – Tornado en Fuego and El Dragon
Insano. They get a HUGE pop from the
crowd and they take their time interacting with the fans before getting down to
ringside. The Smashers attack them
before the bell and roll them into the ring.
The ref regains order sending Tornado and Smasher #1 to the outside but
Smasher #1 is in right away for double teaming on El Dragon. MJ got
involved early and gave the advantage to his team. At the 7 minute mark, the World Tag Team
Champions the Desperados came out and went to go sit at commentary. The Smashers and MJ both taunted them for
their (safety) vantage points. In the 9th
minute of the match, all 4 men were in the ring. Smasher #1 hits El Dragon with a knee lift,
Tornado hits Smasher #1 with an Insuguri, Smasher #2 hits Tornado with a
powerbomb and then El Dragon hits Smasher #2 with a dropkick that sent him out
of the ring. The Desperados rushed over
and they hit Smasher #2 with a double powerbomb. They then took off through the crowd much to
the fan’s delight. The ref, oblivious to
what just went down, began the count and as soon as he reached 10, it was
apparent that even with MJ trying to help, Smasher #2 was not getting back in
the ring, so he got counted out. The
Mexicali Flyers get the countout win in their return match and the fans pop
huge. They leave and MJ has a fit in the
ring. Eventually, they gather up their
fallen comrade and make their way to the back.
We go backstage
with ‘The Singapore Sensation’ Matt Preacher and his team of Nix Anderson,
Hardcore Hensen and Vanilla Zombie.
Preacher says that it’s unfortunate that Vanilla got left off this show
but he promises that at the PPV, she will tear Violet Valkyrie to shreds and
just like that, she’ll be gone. Tonight,
Anderson and Hensen get those dumbassess Davis Hoffmeister and Magnum Kone
again in the ring. Preacher is so
confident in his team’s ability to win tonight that he tells Davis that if
somehow they lose, HE will leave HCW but if Hoff and Kone lose, then they have
to break up as a team. If they are man
enough, they’ll accept. Everyone laughs
except for Vanilla Zombie who just keeps staring at the camera.
We cut to a
different area backstage and Davis and Magnum are cutting their own promo but
they catch the tail end of Preacher’s threat.
“What do you think Magnum? I know
we wanted to do one more run at the tag belts but this could be our way of
getting Preacher out of here for good.”
Magnum tilts his head in deep thought and then says “yes, we agree to
the terms. You lose, you’re out of
here. We lose – by PIN OR SUBMISSION
ONLY – then we break up. I think we want
the tag titles more than you so I think we know who’s going to win.” The two men shake hands and get ready to head
to the ring.
Preacher’s Posse
consisting of Hardcore Hensen and Nix Anderson make their way out first to the
ring and they are booed all the way down.
Preacher points to his head that he has something in mind that will
bring a win to his team. Next, Davis ‘the
Hoff’ Hoffmeister and ‘the King of Cones’ Magnum Kone make their way out huge
pops from the crowd. All four men start
off in the ring brawling and Preacher got in a cheap shot early that gave the
slight advantage to his team. However,
that advantage didn’t help them as any time they went for a pin or submission,
Davis or Magnum would make the save.
Every time. This frustrated
Preacher and he decided to play dirty.
After the ref took a bump, Preacher slid a chair into the ring. Hensen went to use it but Magnum kicked him
in the gut and it fell to the mat. Kone
picked it up and the fans popped! He hit
Hensen across the back with a sickening thud and Hensen no-sold it. Magnum hit him a second time and again, a
no-sell. Magnum kicked him in the gut
and then hit the Popsicle (piledriver) right on top of the chair. That did it.
Magnum made the cover but no one was there to make the count. Davis rushed over and tried to revive the
ref. The ref crawled back over and counted
1……..2………and Hensen kicked out. Hardcore
tagged out to Nix just as Magnum tagged Davis in and the crowd got lit up as the
two traded blows. Both men then noticed
that we were in the final minute of the match and things got serious.
=====
In the 30th minute of the match: =====
Davis
"the Hoff" Hoffmeister rolled OC/TT
Nix
Anderson rolled DC
Everyone
in the ring for one round!!!
Magnum
Kone is an offensive (OC) double teamer.
Magnum
Kone executes a KING KONE (HEADLOCK)....
Davis
"the Hoff" Hoffmeister is an offensive (OC) double teamer.
Davis
"the Hoff" Hoffmeister executes a FLYING DROPKICK....
HARDCORE
HENSEN is an offensive (OC) double teamer.
HARDCORE
HENSEN executes a STIFF CLOTHESLINE....
Nix
Anderson is an offensive (OC) double teamer.
Nix
Anderson executes a THE NIX STRUT....
After
30 minutes, the match is declared a draw.
The match comes to
an end but this ones doesn’t seem to be over between the two teams but for now,
the exhaustion levels settling in, they were content to call it a night.
Backstage, Ladies
Champion El Gato Negro was complaining about having to defend her title in a
fatal four way. She sees Emmett
Millbarge and asks to try and get out of the match but he said it was already
set. She then asked that if she were to
retain, would this count as defending the title 3 times and Millbarge,
distracted, said “yeah, sure” and walked off.
El Gato was beaming.
We cut to another
area backstage and the Steel Curtain are there being interviewed. Starbuck says they’ve put aside their
differences and tonight isn’t about which of them becomes the champion as it is
about getting the belt off the Cajun lummox Rad Gumbo. Buzz says they are more united than ever and
tonight is about change. When asked if
they happened to see the return of the Mexicali Flyers tonight, they said yes
and that it was good to have a solid tag team back on the roster.
Our next match is
for the Ladies Title. First, Ruby Rose
comes out to a nice pop from the crowd.
She is followed out by Madame Jade who also gets a nice pop. Third is Ravishing Raquel and she is booed as
she makes her way out. Finally, the
Ladies Champion El Gato Negro comes out and the fans really go sour on
her. She looks at them with sad eyes and
then laughs mocking them once they started to show some compassion. She gets in the ring and in the faces of the
other 3 ladies, she holds her title high.
The ref takes the title and reminds us that in this 60 minute match,
whoever is pinned is out of HCW. As soon
as the match began, Madame Jade was taken out of the ring and ended up getting
put through a table taking her out of most of the match. That brought it down to a triple threat but
then Ruby Rose got injured and she too got sidelined making this a rematch
between the former champion and the current one. Madame Jade joined the fray about 8 minutes
in and Ruby joined back in a few minutes later. We join the match after everyone made it
back in.
=====
In the 13th minute of the match: =====
El Gato
Negro (f) rolled OC.
Madame Jade
(f) rolled OC/TT
Ravishing
Raquel (f) rolled DC
Ruby Rose
(f) rolled DC
El Gato
Negro (f) is an offensive (OC) double teamer.
El Gato
Negro (f) executes a TAILSPIN....
Madame Jade
(f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Madame
Jade (f) executes a ARM DRAG TAKE DOWN....
Ravishing
Raquel (f) is a defensive (DC) double teamer.
Ravishing
Raquel (f) does nothing for the round.
Ruby Rose
(f) absorbs the punishment.
Double
teaming ends.
El Gato
Negro (f) rolled OC/TT
Ruby Rose
(f) rolled OC.
El Gato
Negro (f), Madame Jade (f), Ravishing Raquel (f) double teaming for 1
rounds.
El Gato
Negro (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
El Gato
Negro (f) executes a RAZOR PAWS....
Madame Jade
(f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Madame
Jade (f) executes a DRAG FACE ON RINGROPE....
Ravishing
Raquel (f) is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Ravishing
Raquel (f) executes a BUTT DROP....
Ruby Rose
(f) executes a EXPLODER SUPLEX....
Double
teaming ends however, Madame Jade and Ruby Rose are both dumped out of the ring
leaving it between Raquel and El Gato once more.
=====
In the 15th minute of the match: =====
Ravishing
Raquel (f) rolled DC
Madame Jade
(f) rolled OC.
Madame
Jade (f) executes a FLYING DROPKICK....
Ravishing
Raquel (f) absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 16th minute of the match: =====
Ravishing
Raquel (f) rolled OC.
El Gato
Negro (f) rolled DC
Ravishing
Raquel (f) executes a ram into the steel post and then locks in the RAVISHING
CHICKENWING....
El Gato
Negro (f) attempts to defend against RAVISHING CHICKENWING but is unsuccessful.
Ravishing
Raquel (f) straps in the RAVISHING CHICKENWING.
El Gato Negro SUBMITS!!!
El Gato Negro SUBMITS!!!
Ravishing Raquel (f) wins with a RAVISHING CHICKENWING over El Gato Negro (f)!!!
Ravishing Raquel
once again becomes the Ladies Champion and El Gato Negro is officially OUT of
HCW. The fans chant “NA, na, na, na…na,
na, na, na, hey, hey, hey…goodbye.”
Raquel takes her belt and holds it high.
She then turns around to see Madame Jade and Ruby Rose standing in her
way but then the lights go out and when they come back on two seconds later,
Vanilla Zombie is standing in the ring with a chair and has laid out both Ruby
Rose and Madame Jade. Raquel had bailed
out of the ring holding on to her title tightly. She backed up the ring and Vanilla motioned
for her to return. She then turned
around and the fans popped when Violet Valkyrie showed up and she and Vanilla
began trading blows. Violet hit a 3
consecutive haymakers and Vanilla decided she’d had enough and bailed out of
the ring. Violet went to check on Ruby
and Jade and as soon as she thought they were ok, she took off after Vanilla
Zombie who began running to the back with a Valkyrie hot on her tail.
We are backstage
with the World Champion ‘the Ragin Cajun’ King Rad Gumbo. Gumbo first corrects us and says that he’s the
undisputed world champion after defeating Buzz Steel. Now, tonight, he gets both Steel brothers and
he’ll show why he is the top dog in this yard.
When asked about the comments made earlier from ‘Big Money’ Ned Rhyerson
III, Rad responded with “Who? Lemme tell
ya something mon ami, dis guy tinks he’s big money but he’s not. He’s counterfit. Dis guy is nuthin but a band wagon
jumper. I’ve said it before, if ya want
ta find me, you know where I am.” Rad
walks off.
It’s time for our
Triple Threat Main Event for the World title.
First, Starbuck Steel comes out and the fans pop huge for him. Next, Buzz Steel comes out and the fans give
him an equal reception. The brothers
meet up in the middle of the ring and shake hands. Just as they are working on getting the crowd
psyched up, music changes and out comes King Rad Gumbo accompanied by Queen
Alexandria. The royal couple make their
way down to the ring to booing from the fans but Rad doesn’t care. He gets in the ring and takes his robe off
and hands it to his Queen. He then hands
the title to the ref and then starts pulling on the top rope to stretch his
muscles. The ref rings the bell and this
one is underway. For the majority of the
match, it was Rad Gumbo vs Starbuck Steel as Buzz got injured early on by Rad
introducing him the hard way into the steel post. Buzz would make a comeback and get some near
pin falls. We now join the match at the
24 min mark.
=====
In the 24th minute of the match: ====
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC.
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled DC
Starbuck
Steel executes a SMALL PACKAGE HOOKING TIGHTS....
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo attempts to defend against SMALL PACKAGE HOOKING
TIGHTS but is unsuccessful.
Starbuck
Steel is attempting a pin!!!
1...
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 25th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC.
Buzz Steel
rolled DC
Starbuck
Steel executes a HANGMAN DDT....
Buzz Steel
absorbs the punishment.
Starbuck
Steel is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Buzz
Steel kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 26th minute of the match: =====
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.
Buzz Steel
rolled DC
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a BAYOU ROLL (GATOR ROLL)....
Buzz Steel
absorbs the punishment.
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Starbuck
Steel makes the save!!!!!
=====
In the 27th minute of the match: =====
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.
Buzz Steel
rolled DC
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo executes a WHERE Y'AT? (QUICK JABS)....
Buzz Steel
absorbs the punishment.
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Starbuck
Steel makes the save!!!!!
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC.
Buzz Steel
rolled OC.
Starbuck
Steel executes a OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK....
Buzz Steel
executes a BUZZ CUT (DIAMOND CUTTER)....
=====
In the 29th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel rolled DC
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo rolled OC.
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo hits Buzz with a forearm shot knocking him from the
apron and then executes a BURBON STREET BLUES....
Starbuck
Steel absorbs the punishment.
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Starbuck
Steel was pinned by "The Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo!!!
"The
Ragin Cajun" Rad Gumbo wins with a BURBON STREET BLUES over Starbuck
Steel!!!
King Rad Gumbo
gets the win and retains the World title.
With this win, the Steel Curtain are now officially out of the World
title picture. Gumbo is joined by his
Queen and the two of them celebrate in the ring and they hold the World title
high and just as the cameras are ready to shut off, ‘Big Money’ Ned Rhyerson
runs in from the crowd and attacks Gumbo beating the exhausted champion down. Rhyerson keeps Rad on his knees after
repeated knee strikes to Rad’s head.
Rhyerson then picked up Rad and hit him with the Billion Dollar
Dream. Rhyerson then stood over the champion
as the show came to an end.
Thanks for
reading. Be sure to stay tuned as there
is sure to be fallout from this show leading up to our PPV in just a few weeks.
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